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28. This joke is not funny at all
The author has something to say: It was supposed to be posted last night, but the JJ suddenly smoked, and I couldn’t open it anyway, and then I was sleepy after taking the cold medicine, so I definitely couldn’t beat Duke Zhou’s call orz
As soon as Mo Xiaoyu left Mu Shiqi, he quickly let go of Gu Cheng and jumped far away to ensure that he was not within his attack range.
Suddenly being let go, Gu Cheng almost fell off the bed due to too much force, Mu Shiqi hurriedly stepped forward to support him, but was caught straight.
"Asshole! Do you want to die!" Gu Cheng growled at him.
Mu Shiqi shed two lines of lasagna in his heart, God Su, I sacrificed too much for you, you must remember to make it up to me!
"Hey... Well, if you have something to say, talk about it, if you have something to say..." Mu Shiqi looked at Gu Cheng flatteringly.
It's a pity that Gu Cheng didn't appreciate it at all, and just gasped: "You bastard! Who allowed you to hug me? Who allowed you to touch me?! Don't you want to live!"
Ga?Didn't he get angry because he let Mo Xiaoyu go?There seems to be something wrong with this explosive point?
"I'm sorry! I was wrong! I don't dare to do it again!" No matter what he is messing around, first admit his mistake and turn off the fire before talking, otherwise he will be the one who will be in bad luck.
It's a pity that Mu Shiqi's confession did not have the effect of extinguishing the fire at all, but made Gu Cheng even more angry, jumped off the bed, grabbed the pillow beside him and threw it over.Mu Shiqi caught it reflexively, but it was just a subconscious action that made Gu Cheng run away, grabbing things around him without thinking, and throwing them at Mu Shiqi regardless of what they were.
"Wow! Help, murder! Stop! That's the fish's cup!"
God's cup is useless, throw it!
"That's Xiaoyu's book!"
Throw!
"Ah, stop, stop, stop...that's a fruit knife! It's going to be fate!!!"
Throw!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
The entire dormitory became a mess, and the battle continued.I just don’t know how Mo Xiaoyu will feel when he comes back and sees all his things lying dead, I hope I won’t be too sad, silently mourn~
Mo Xiaoyu was late in the end, and when he arrived, almost everyone was there.From a distance, I saw a group of people standing at the appointed place. Mo Xiaoyu didn't know them, and he had never seen any photos before, but from a distance, he saw a tall girl standing in the crowd, waist-length Her hair was loosely scattered behind her head, and she was wearing a dress, making her look very ladylike.For some reason, Mo Xiaoyu had a strong feeling that this woman must be the team leader.
Sure enough, when the girl turned her head and saw Mo Xiaoyu, she laughed immediately, and Mo Xiaoyu who came quickly grabbed him: "Oh~ Chun Mian, you are here, if you don't come, everyone will starve to death!"
"Uh... sorry, are you?" Mo Xiaoyu blushed in embarrassment, it was the first time he was so close to a girl.
"Ha, I forgot to introduce myself, I am the leader." Sure enough, Mo Xiaoyu guessed right, this woman is really the leader.This appearance and personality really don't match orz
Mo Xiaoyu guessed it when he saw the bold smile on this woman's face.
"Hi, I'm Mo Xiaoyu, ah, no, I'm Chunmian."
"Hahaha...you are so cute!" The leader couldn't help laughing.
"How did you recognize mine?" He remembered that he had never shown them his photo.
"Um... I asked for it in advance, and I don't regret it. I'm afraid you will lose it, hehe..." Emma!She almost revealed her secrets, she couldn't tell Chun Mian that Xiao Shou gave it to her in advance, could she?When the time comes, if he asks her why Da Da has his photo, how should she answer?Candid shot while you were idle and bored?Give me a break!Big conference will kill her!
"That's it." Mo Xiaoyu had no doubts about him.So this kid is really easy to deceive.
"Hello, Chunmian Xiaoshou, I'm a little girl!" A cute-looking girl jumped out and introduced herself to Mo Xiaoyu, her voice was a rare baby voice, matching her appearance It's surprisingly kawaii, she's the perfect loli in Wei Shushu's heart!But the little girl looks like she is only fifteen or sixteen years old, right?
As if seeing Mo Xiaoyu's doubts, the little girl smiled mysteriously: "I'm already an adult, I'm already 20 years old this year!"
What? !Are you kidding me? 20 years old?What a joke!Such an underage child is already 20 years old?Even if you beat him to death, you won't believe it!
"Hey~ I can't help it, I know you're jealous of my youth, but it's innate, you can't be envious!"
"Uh……"
"Hi Chunmian, I'm my younger brother." At this time, a boy jumped out and introduced himself to Mo Xiaoyu. At first glance, he looked like a minor, but with the lessons learned from his younger sister, Mo Xiaoyu suddenly didn't dare to be so sure up.
"That... are you an adult?"
"Ah?" The younger brother was stunned for a moment when he was asked, and suddenly saw the appearance of the younger sister and the group leader laughing wildly. He realized something in an instant, and said with a suffocated smile, "Don't worry, my appearance and I are very similar. She's only sixteen. She's not like my weird sister!"
"Hey, who is to blame? Are you itchy again?" The little girl immediately flew over, but with her appearance and voice, she was completely harmless.
"Of course I'm talking about you, otherwise who else?"
So the two siblings started the first world war that I don't know how many times.
Mo Xiaoyu looked at the siblings with some dark lines, and suddenly felt drunk.
When everyone had finished introducing themselves, Mo Xiaoyu realized an important thing, that is, he hadn't seen a big figure until now.
"Captain, what about your lord?"
"Oh, I just received a call from Da Da, saying that there is an urgent matter, and I may be late, or I may not be able to come."
Nani? !
w(Д)w can't come?Are you kidding me?Hehe... This joke is not funny at all! ! ! !This is simply deceiving people's feelings. I just abandoned the sick bamboo horse and came to the party because I heard that the big one is coming back!Now you tell me that I probably won't be able to come? !Have you considered how I feel? ! ! !Who the hell made such a nasty joke?If you come out, I promise not to kill you! ! ! ! ! !
Seeing that Mo Xiaoyu's expression was not very good, the team leader asked worriedly, "Chun Mian, what's wrong with you?"My dear, Dada, you see that you scare your family so badly that I feel sorry for you 233
"It's okay..." If qwq doesn't see Da Da, he will be in a bad mood!
"Is it really okay? Then let's go to dinner first, and sing after dinner, and call me when I'm done."
"...Okay." I really want a big phone call QAQ
As soon as Mo Xiaoyu left Mu Shiqi, he quickly let go of Gu Cheng and jumped far away to ensure that he was not within his attack range.
Suddenly being let go, Gu Cheng almost fell off the bed due to too much force, Mu Shiqi hurriedly stepped forward to support him, but was caught straight.
"Asshole! Do you want to die!" Gu Cheng growled at him.
Mu Shiqi shed two lines of lasagna in his heart, God Su, I sacrificed too much for you, you must remember to make it up to me!
"Hey... Well, if you have something to say, talk about it, if you have something to say..." Mu Shiqi looked at Gu Cheng flatteringly.
It's a pity that Gu Cheng didn't appreciate it at all, and just gasped: "You bastard! Who allowed you to hug me? Who allowed you to touch me?! Don't you want to live!"
Ga?Didn't he get angry because he let Mo Xiaoyu go?There seems to be something wrong with this explosive point?
"I'm sorry! I was wrong! I don't dare to do it again!" No matter what he is messing around, first admit his mistake and turn off the fire before talking, otherwise he will be the one who will be in bad luck.
It's a pity that Mu Shiqi's confession did not have the effect of extinguishing the fire at all, but made Gu Cheng even more angry, jumped off the bed, grabbed the pillow beside him and threw it over.Mu Shiqi caught it reflexively, but it was just a subconscious action that made Gu Cheng run away, grabbing things around him without thinking, and throwing them at Mu Shiqi regardless of what they were.
"Wow! Help, murder! Stop! That's the fish's cup!"
God's cup is useless, throw it!
"That's Xiaoyu's book!"
Throw!
"Ah, stop, stop, stop...that's a fruit knife! It's going to be fate!!!"
Throw!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
The entire dormitory became a mess, and the battle continued.I just don’t know how Mo Xiaoyu will feel when he comes back and sees all his things lying dead, I hope I won’t be too sad, silently mourn~
Mo Xiaoyu was late in the end, and when he arrived, almost everyone was there.From a distance, I saw a group of people standing at the appointed place. Mo Xiaoyu didn't know them, and he had never seen any photos before, but from a distance, he saw a tall girl standing in the crowd, waist-length Her hair was loosely scattered behind her head, and she was wearing a dress, making her look very ladylike.For some reason, Mo Xiaoyu had a strong feeling that this woman must be the team leader.
Sure enough, when the girl turned her head and saw Mo Xiaoyu, she laughed immediately, and Mo Xiaoyu who came quickly grabbed him: "Oh~ Chun Mian, you are here, if you don't come, everyone will starve to death!"
"Uh... sorry, are you?" Mo Xiaoyu blushed in embarrassment, it was the first time he was so close to a girl.
"Ha, I forgot to introduce myself, I am the leader." Sure enough, Mo Xiaoyu guessed right, this woman is really the leader.This appearance and personality really don't match orz
Mo Xiaoyu guessed it when he saw the bold smile on this woman's face.
"Hi, I'm Mo Xiaoyu, ah, no, I'm Chunmian."
"Hahaha...you are so cute!" The leader couldn't help laughing.
"How did you recognize mine?" He remembered that he had never shown them his photo.
"Um... I asked for it in advance, and I don't regret it. I'm afraid you will lose it, hehe..." Emma!She almost revealed her secrets, she couldn't tell Chun Mian that Xiao Shou gave it to her in advance, could she?When the time comes, if he asks her why Da Da has his photo, how should she answer?Candid shot while you were idle and bored?Give me a break!Big conference will kill her!
"That's it." Mo Xiaoyu had no doubts about him.So this kid is really easy to deceive.
"Hello, Chunmian Xiaoshou, I'm a little girl!" A cute-looking girl jumped out and introduced herself to Mo Xiaoyu, her voice was a rare baby voice, matching her appearance It's surprisingly kawaii, she's the perfect loli in Wei Shushu's heart!But the little girl looks like she is only fifteen or sixteen years old, right?
As if seeing Mo Xiaoyu's doubts, the little girl smiled mysteriously: "I'm already an adult, I'm already 20 years old this year!"
What? !Are you kidding me? 20 years old?What a joke!Such an underage child is already 20 years old?Even if you beat him to death, you won't believe it!
"Hey~ I can't help it, I know you're jealous of my youth, but it's innate, you can't be envious!"
"Uh……"
"Hi Chunmian, I'm my younger brother." At this time, a boy jumped out and introduced himself to Mo Xiaoyu. At first glance, he looked like a minor, but with the lessons learned from his younger sister, Mo Xiaoyu suddenly didn't dare to be so sure up.
"That... are you an adult?"
"Ah?" The younger brother was stunned for a moment when he was asked, and suddenly saw the appearance of the younger sister and the group leader laughing wildly. He realized something in an instant, and said with a suffocated smile, "Don't worry, my appearance and I are very similar. She's only sixteen. She's not like my weird sister!"
"Hey, who is to blame? Are you itchy again?" The little girl immediately flew over, but with her appearance and voice, she was completely harmless.
"Of course I'm talking about you, otherwise who else?"
So the two siblings started the first world war that I don't know how many times.
Mo Xiaoyu looked at the siblings with some dark lines, and suddenly felt drunk.
When everyone had finished introducing themselves, Mo Xiaoyu realized an important thing, that is, he hadn't seen a big figure until now.
"Captain, what about your lord?"
"Oh, I just received a call from Da Da, saying that there is an urgent matter, and I may be late, or I may not be able to come."
Nani? !
w(Д)w can't come?Are you kidding me?Hehe... This joke is not funny at all! ! ! !This is simply deceiving people's feelings. I just abandoned the sick bamboo horse and came to the party because I heard that the big one is coming back!Now you tell me that I probably won't be able to come? !Have you considered how I feel? ! ! !Who the hell made such a nasty joke?If you come out, I promise not to kill you! ! ! ! ! !
Seeing that Mo Xiaoyu's expression was not very good, the team leader asked worriedly, "Chun Mian, what's wrong with you?"My dear, Dada, you see that you scare your family so badly that I feel sorry for you 233
"It's okay..." If qwq doesn't see Da Da, he will be in a bad mood!
"Is it really okay? Then let's go to dinner first, and sing after dinner, and call me when I'm done."
"...Okay." I really want a big phone call QAQ
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