Fortunately it's you

Guo Gai said excitedly, "Let's all come up with a nickname, it's kind of friendly."

Zhang Xiaowei immediately shut his mouth tightly and remained silent. He remembered that when he lived in high school, a wicked person in the dormitory named him Viagra!He was complacent at the beginning, and calling him brother was quite a dignified thing.

But ever since he learned from Zhang Zhi that Viagra contained another meaning, he just wanted to dispel the hatred in his heart by slicing the roommate who named him Viagra with evil intentions!

Therefore, when others called him "Viagra", he once negotiated with others in a serious manner, but with little success, so he had to acquiesce.

When the pot cover came up with this bad idea, the audience fell silent for a moment.

Lin Yu smiled and said, "That's a good idea, Guo Gai, I want to ask, who gave you such a down-to-earth name, Guo Gai Guogai, haha. You don't need a nickname anymore, Guogai is just fine. '

Guo Gai scratched his head, and said with a smirk, "I don't know, it's probably because of the big head!" Guo Gai asked Lin Yu again, "Xiao Yu, your body smells so good. When you were in school, they called you What are you?"

"They all call me Xiaoyu."

"No, no, Xiaoyu doesn't sound good, I think it's more kind to be called Xiaoyu'er." The pot cover shook his head, turning his head into a wavy drum.

"Pfft, I'm still a little fish, I'm still full of flowers." Lan Yongbo, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said.

"Oh, how can I, how can I become twin brothers with this handsome and handsome guy like you." Lin Yu said sourly.

"Then it's settled~ Lin Yu will be called Xiao Yu'er, um, now it's Yongbo's turn, what shall we call you?" Guo Gai said with a smile.

"Please call me Boge!" Lan Yongbo said in an undeniable tone.Zhang Xiaowei almost fainted when he heard that brother.He is most afraid of this word!

Sure enough, Lin Yu said lightly, "Xiaowei is more suitable for this brother. As for that brother, he is very domineering. He might as well be called Boerba! Well, Viagra, Bo_ba, it rhymes quite well!"

Zhang Xiaowei didn't know what Lan Yongbo was thinking, anyway, he greeted all the male family members of Lin Yu's family in his heart, and hoped that they would love Viagra for the rest of their lives.

Lan Yongbo said lightly, "I'm called Can Accept Bo_Ba, you have to accept that I call you a ladyboy!"

"Fart, who are you scolding!" Lin Yu bounced off the bed.

"Hey, look, I'm in a hurry. Do you think you're the only one who can speak well!" Lan Yongbo said lightly without raising his head.

"Viagra, what do you say." Guo Gai hurriedly changed the subject.

"Well, I think the word ladyboy does have a derogatory meaning. We are joking. So let's change it to goblin. It can just show Xiao Yu's beauty."

"Then just call me a mermaid, it's still so troublesome." Lin Yu roared angrily.

"The name Viagra also needs to be considered. I don't think it's very appropriate. I think I can study it again."

"I thought I agreed with the name Viagra." The three of them shouted this sentence in unison.

Zhang Xiaowei knew that he was powerless to return to heaven, so he looked up to the sky and sighed to relieve the resentment in his heart!

Based on this, the nicknames for the four people in the dormitory have been settled, Guo Gai, known as the pot cover.Zhang Xiaowei, known as Viagra.Lan Yongbo accepted the weird title of Bo_Ba.Lin Yu jokingly called her a goblin.

After the "nickname" dust settled, the three of Zhang Xiaowei and the others found out that it was the lid of the pot that made the money, because he didn't have a nickname at all.From the current point of view, Lan Yongbo's Bo_Ba is the one who suffers the most internal injuries. Zhang Xiaowei can already see that the name Bo_Ba will resound throughout the school in the future.

After some discussion, the relationship between the four became more harmonious, of course, thanks to the pot cover.

Ever since Zhang Xiaowei saw these few, he has been sizing them up.

What surprised him the most was the stupid-looking pot lid, which was not as stupid as it appeared on the outside.Lan Yongbo's clothes were all brands that Zhang Xiaowei did not recognize.Not to mention Lin Yu, while everyone was stunned, he took out cosmetics one after another from his bag as if by magic, until the cabinet was full of bottles and jars.

University, sure enough, hidden dragon and crouching tiger.

While chatting, Zhang Xiaowei's phone rang, and it was Zhang Zhi.

Zhang Xiaowei subconsciously jumped off the bed, ready to go to the toilet to pick him up.Unexpectedly, Lin Yu raised his eyebrows and asked, "So excited? Is it your girlfriend's call?"

Zhang Xiaowei smiled noncommittally, and hid in the bathroom.Zhang Xiaowei answered the phone and asked softly, "Hi, what instructions do you have?"

"You are really bold, you don't call me for a day." Zhang Zhi came up angrily to ask the crime.

"Don't be angry, my lord. It's really hard to turn around. You know that the admission procedures are very cumbersome. Besides, calling you requires long-distance and roaming."

"Slick tongue, when you come back, the old man will skin you." Zhang Zhi smiled wretchedly.

"I'm in the dormitory, so please say goodbye if you have nothing to do. Be good, good night." Zhang Xiaowei said sweetly.

Walking out of the toilet, Zhang Xiaowei heard the three people in the dormitory shouting in unison, "Tsk tsk tsk."

Lin Yu said in a strange way, "It turns out that Viagra already has an owner."

Lan Yongbo said flatly, "In the future, you don't need to go to the bathroom to answer the phone. We are not children, and you are not a puppy love. Be more aboveboard."

Guo Gai put his hands on his chest, and snorted, "It's a waste of my good literary and military skills. Let me stay alone for twenty years. What about you? Do you have any girlfriends?"

Lan Yongbo gritted his teeth and said, "My first dream when I entered university was to bid farewell to my virginity. I believe this day will not be far away."

Lin Yu said lightly, "I have a date."

The pot lid blushed and asked, "Is that the handsome guy just now?"

"That's right, what we are doing is doing the right thing, there is nothing we can't say."

Zhang Xiaowei couldn't help but sweat for Lin Yu, he was afraid that Lan Yongbo would say something nasty.

"Okay, I appreciate you!" Lan Yongbo clapped his hands and laughed, "I don't reject gay men, but I hope that there will be more and more male-to-male relationships, so that it will be less and less difficult for me to find girls."

Guo Gai asked tentatively, "Will your parents agree? After all, there are three ways to be unfilial and to have no offspring is the biggest."

"Let's procrastinate like this, a year is a year." Lin Yu sighed.

"A year is a year." Lin Yu's words were like a sledgehammer hitting his heart heavily.If the days are calculated by "boiling", it would be too sad.

He couldn't help but think of Zhang Zhi, what the hell are the two of them?

He will bravely say to his parents, I like men, do I like Zhang Xiaowei?

What about yourself?

Do you dare to tell your parents that I want to spend the rest of my life with Zhang Zhi?

How should those neighbors think of themselves?Will they point to their father's back and say that his son likes men?

He thought again, the classmate who jumped down from the top of the building.

On this hot night, Zhang Xiaowei felt a chill he had never felt before.

Zhang Xiaowei shook his head with a wry smile, he definitely didn't dare.

The author has something to say: Sorry for the late update due to Jinjiang convulsions

Since I have a cold, so the number of words is not so many, please understand, huh huh.