Fortunately it's you

On Wednesday afternoon, one or two classes, English class, three or four classes no class.

Throughout the English class, Lin Yu counted down on the table, "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5..."

After counting ten, start all over again.

Zhang Xiaowei couldn't bear it anymore, he took Lin Yu with his arm, and said in a low voice, "You don't want to attend the class, so you sneak out through the back door. Being here disturbs my mind, I can't attend the class anymore."

"Tch, you're the only one still attending the class? Even I, who didn't attend the class, know that the teacher has reached the tenth page, and you're still on the eighth page. You're really good at putting on an act, the ghost knows what you're thinking, you're out of your mind." Lin Yu taunted I gave Zhang Xiaowei a call.

"I was fascinated by listening to the lecture." Zhang Xiaowei retorted.

"Hmph, you're lying to ghosts." Lin Yu sneered, with a look of disbelief, "There are still a few minutes for class to end, Wang Guoyu is waiting for me outside, I will go to get ready first. You and Brother Xu will have a hot pot in a while." Gai Boerba and the others took a taxi together to the Golden Splendor Hotel. The banquet starts at six o’clock, so you must not be late, and you must help me unplug the clothes that Boerba has not washed for a week! This is the point, mine There are perfumes and various skin care products in the closet, you can be beautiful, although you are already beautiful, but I don't mind you adding more flowers. After all, your sweetheart will also attend, no, you are his sweetheart. " Lin Yu stuck out his tongue and said.

Zhang Xiaowei glared at him, and was about to fight back when the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

Lin Yu made a face at him, and then ran out through the back door.

"You said Lin Yu, did you smoke? Why do you suddenly want to go to Jinbihuanghuanghuang to treat us to dinner? As far as I know, this is the most upscale hotel near the school. After dinner, go to Hualong KTV, which is also the best KTV .This is going to bleed profusely."

On the way back to the dormitory, Boerba said puzzledly.

"Tch, it's definitely not the goblin who pays the money. Goblins are capable of catching rich men, do you have the ability?" Pot Gai said enviously.

"Fuck, I'm an out-and-out straight man, how can I eat soft food, I think our brother Viagra will also follow in the footsteps of goblins, and he is also a material for soft food." Bo ErBa pouted.

"Come on, why did you get me involved again? You don't need to talk about straight men, because the hungry eyes you look at women can fully prove you." Zhang Xiaowei was not to be outdone.

"I agree with Viagra, the way Boerba looks at girls, I think it's a bit low. Of course, I also agree with Boerba's statement, Viagra's handsome face, definitely has the potential to be soft again." Pot cover proud He summed it up eloquently.

"Damn, you're a fool." Boerba and Zhang Xiaowei scolded in unison.

"I'll go too." Guo Gai saw that Zhang Xiaowei and Boerba were already rubbing their hands together, oiled the soles of their feet, and ran away.

Left behind were Zhang Xiaowei and Boerba who couldn't stop laughing.

"By the way, could it be Lin Yu's birthday? I think so." Boerba told Zhang Xiaowei his guess.

"I think so too, why don't we order a cake for him?" Zhang Xiaowei echoed.

"Then if it's not his birthday, will it be embarrassing?" Boerba said hesitantly.

"We can go in with the cake and put it at the front desk of the hotel. After we confirm that it's his birthday, we both use the excuse of going to the toilet and bring the cake up. If it's not his birthday, then we'll bring it back to the dormitory to eat, how about it?" ?” Zhang Xiaowei thought for a while and said.

"It's Viagra who is smart. It's such a happy decision. Let me say it first. I will pay for the cake. You don't have to fight to pay the bill, which saves you from having to fight in the cake shop." Boerba adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses, slowly Said.

"I came up with this idea, and you have to pay for it." Zhang Xiaowei said unconvinced.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you're still quibbling. I'm the one who came up with this birthday idea, but you still want to rob me of my achievements." Bo Erba is not an easy-going lamp either.

"Okay, okay, you won."

Zhang Xiaowei and Boerba entered the cake shop.

"What do you think is suitable for us to write on the cake?" Boerba turned his head and asked.

"Shou and Tian Qi? How about it?" Zhang Xiaowei smiled.

"NO, NO, NO, it's nothing new, fairies can live for a long time." Bo Erba calmly shook his head, "Lin Xiaoyao, how about we bear you?"

"Are you sure, can everyone eat cake after reading this sentence?" Zhang Xiaowei hesitated, "Lin Xiaoyao, we will bear with you for the rest of your life, how about it?"

"Pfft, that's it. By the way, can this twelve-inch cake be written down?" Bo Erba was a little sad.

"I'll write it." Zhang Xiaowei took the cream pen and wrote this line on the finished cake.

"Oh, it looks pretty good." Boerba praised.

Zhang Xiaowei and Boerba rushed back to the dormitory after ordering the cake.

Pushing open the bedroom door, Boerba bent over and vomited.Zhang Xiaowei couldn't help laughing either.

I saw that the pot cover was wearing a suit that didn't fit well, the swimming ring on his abdomen was raised high, and a button was buttoned abruptly.The line on the shoulder of the suit seemed to be ripping.

And he was trying to put on the suit trousers, only to see that the suit trousers were just hanging on his buttocks, and the pot lid was being lifted up profusely in sweat.

"Hahahahaha, pot cover, can you stop messing with me, you're so ridiculous." Boerba squatted on the ground, laughing endlessly.

"I want to know, whose doll in your belly belongs to?" Zhang Xiaowei patted the fat on the lid's stomach, while gently unbuttoning the suit for the lid.

"What are you doing? How did you unbutton the button I finally buckled up for me?" The pot cover reached out to stop Zhang Xiaowei's hand, but he twisted his waist hard, and the pants made a "tearing" sound.

The three were stunned.

Immediately, the burst of laughter from Zhang Xiaowei and Boerba could shake the entire dormitory building.

Pot Gai said with resentment on his face, "Hmph, can you be kinder? If you make friends carelessly, meet people who are not kind, it's fine if you don't help, but you'll only do more harm than good, add insult to injury, and bully honest people.

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"No, no, pot cover, God doesn't want you to wear this dress, and the old man must not be able to stand it anymore, so he has to do justice for the sky."

Boerba, he was out of breath from laughing.

"Take it off quickly, you are a comedy." Zhang Xiaowei couldn't help laughing.

Guo Gai took off his trousers angrily, and muttered, "I could put them on when I came here, but I can't put them on now. The school meals are good."

"You eat five meals a day, and each meal is the food of a pig. If you don't grow meat, it's unreasonable." Boerba seized every opportunity to hit the pot cover.

"Let me find one for you. Zhang Xiaowei dragged out the suitcase with the pot lid and found a set of cartoon sportswear that was fairly clean. Well, this is it. You just want to make trouble when you wear a suit. You can see how I wear it." Look." Zhang Xiaowei said proudly.

Zhang Xiaowei picked up the wine red suit on the hanger.

"Hey, this suit has been hanging here all the time. It's wrapped so carefully in film paper. I've never seen you wear it. I thought you took it to see it!" Have a mouthful.

"Hmph, I'm afraid you'll feel inferior." Zhang Xiaowei said disdainfully.

Zhang Xiaowei wore a pure white T-shirt inside, a pair of slim-fit jeans, a pair of shiny leather shoes, and finally put on the wine-red suit with a flat-inch hairstyle. He looked much more energetic again.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's true that people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. You ugly boy, you look handsome in a suit." Guo Gai said unconvinced.

"Damn it, how much is your body worth? I didn't expect you to be a real rich man." Boerba glanced at the brand on Zhang Xiaowei's clothes and said in surprise.

"And they're all limited editions, right?" Boerba said again.

Zhang Xiaowei smiled slightly. He saw this suit when he was shopping with Zhang Zhi in the shop.At that time, he hesitated slightly, but he didn't expect Zhang Zhi to see him.

A week later, this suit appeared in front of Zhang Xiaowei. Although Zhang Xiaowei didn't go to the store to try it on, Zhang Zhi bought it and it fit him very well.

Zhang Xiaowei didn't give in either, he could only accept it silently.

The pants and shoes were sent by Zhang Zhi a week before school started.Zhang Xiaowei still clearly remembered what Zhang Zhi said, "Don't be too shabby when you go out, don't let others compare you."

Zhang Zhi can always be considered ahead of him, so Zhang Xiaowei once thought that he would be very uncomfortable without Zhang Zhi.

Now it seems that he really underestimated his ability.

When Boerba was washing her hair, the lid of the pot opened Lin Yu's cupboard, and she was tinkering with a bottle of eye cream.

When he turned around, Zhang Xiaowei almost spit again.

"Guai, if Lin Yu finds out that you have applied his eye cream, he will definitely tear you apart, especially if you apply it so thickly."

"That's right, I haven't finished applying it yet, and this bottle of eye cream is gone. There is so little, how can it be enough? I only need one bottle a day." The pot lid shook the thumb-sized eye cream bottle, and said inexplicably.

"Didn't you see that he only puts on a little bit each time? Would I say that this bottle of eye cream is more expensive than my clothes?" Zhang Xiaowei already thought of Lin Yu's angry appearance.

"Crack." The lid's eyes straightened, and with a shake of his hand, the bottle of delicate eye cream fell to the ground.

"Well, the quality is good, not broken, intact." Zhang Xiaowei bent down to pick it up, tsk-tsk praised.

The pot cover hurriedly picked up the eye cream in Zhang Xiaowei's hand, opened the small lid on the eye cream with great effort, faced the mirror, wiped off the eye cream stuck on the eyelids with his fingers, and then stuffed it back into the bottle.

"You are really a genius." Zhang Xiaowei couldn't help giving a thumbs up and exclaimed.

"Come and help me." When the pot cover scratched his eyelids, he blinked habitually, which was not very comfortable.

When Bo Erba came out of the bathroom with the hair dryer, there was a scream.

"You two, you two, when did you get together." Boerba's voice stuttered because of fright.

"Don't make trouble, don't you see that I am extending his life for the lid of the pot?" Zhang Xiaowei laughed.

"Ah, what's going on, it looks like fun, Viagra, are you going to shave the lid of the pot again? I have a razor here, do you need it?" Boer Ba flashed out the shiny blade.

"The pot cover has used up Lin Goblin's bottle of eye protection essence." Zhang Xiaowei mourned.

"When the little goblin left, he said that he could use the cosmetics in the cupboard. I suffered from insomnia last night. I just looked in the mirror and saw dark circles. I saw it said that it can effectively suppress dark circles, so I wanted to try it. Try it, it’s not enough to apply it, and it’s not enough to apply it again. So I simply applied a little more, and it disappeared unexpectedly.”

"My God, I will mourn for you for three minutes." Boerba put his hands together and prayed silently.

"Stop making trouble, quickly take a toothpick, and stuff the uncoagulated essence back into him, otherwise blood will be splashed on his body tomorrow." Zhang Xiaowei urged Dao Boerba.

"Are you sure this will work?" Boerba said worriedly.

"A dead horse is a living horse doctor, hurry up, time is running out, hey, don't blink..." Zhang Xiaowei patted the pot-covered head lightly.

Boerba shook his head with a wry smile, and hurriedly joined their camp.

The author has something to say: When writing a chapter, I always think of my university dormitory.

However, there are three boys in my dormitory and I have a very good relationship. They go to class and eat together.

Guogai, Boerba, and Lin Yu all have their shadows.

I have also written several poems to commemorate our friendship, and one or two will appear in future articles.

But it has been a long time since I lost contact.

Really miss them.

I really want to go back.

"You at the Same Table" just happened to be released, and I was hesitating whether to watch it or not.

Today's recommended song, Huang Lei's "Brother Sleeping on My Upper Bunk", was originally sung by Lao Lang.