I fell in love with my nemesis after accidentally getting smaller

What's the best way to deal with scumbags?

Answer: Use the way of the person to treat the body of the person.

In order not to hurt Uncle Xiaochen's young heart, Melili racked his brains for a long time after going back to the parent meeting, and came up with a brilliant idea.

Merili immediately called Ye Xingyu.

"The number you have dialed is temporarily unavailable..."

"The number you have dialed is temporarily unavailable..."

After there was no answer three times in a row, Merili called again and it turned into "shut down".

"What is my uncle doing?"

Merrill was puzzled, but it didn't bother him, who was quick-witted.After another series of phone numbers, the landline in Ye Xingyu's room rang...

After tossing for 10 minutes, Merili finally heard the voice of Uncle Ye Xingyu gnashing his teeth: "Hey, nephew, are you... going to massage with your big fairy behind your back... Did you get caught by the police? What are you doing all the time?" ...Hiss, phone call!"

"Uncle, why are you talking intermittently, is the signal bad?"

Merili was puzzled, "I just have a few questions to ask you, and it's not easy to ask others."

"Ask quickly, your uncle is in a hurry to sleep!"

Ye Xingyu's voice on the other end of the phone flickered again, "What's wrong with intermittent... What's wrong, your uncle likes to talk... gasp, if you don't agree, hang up the phone!"

"...I accept, I accept."

For some reason, Mei Lili was scolded. She felt that Ye Xingyu had taken a gun and was so explosive today. Did he quarrel with Ji Wen?

Hmph, Ji Wen, this big pig's trotter!

Merili felt sorry for Ye Xingyu for a few seconds, and asked cautiously: "Uncle, what do you like about Ji Wen? Why did you come out of the closet all of a sudden?"

"Ah." As if caught off guard by being asked a fatal question, Ye Xingyu took a breath of air, and said angrily, "Are you Ji Wen's... an undercover agent? Deliberately... pick me at this time today?"

Mei Lili was so innocent: "No, Uncle, I'm just curious!"

"...Do you have to answer?" There was a long silence, and Ye Xingyu didn't know who he was asking. He seemed a little shy, and even his voice was much gentler. "What do you like about him?...Just, just, just like him for being handsome? Suspicious? His ruthless little eyes when he's being teased? Oh, don't ask me...I don't know!"

Merili thought that the scope of these three winning bids was too broad, so he had to ask again: "Uncle, can you be specific about a certain feature? I don't understand how you describe it."

Ye Xingyu became angry from embarrassment: "What kind of characteristics do you want to ask! I can't like him to be big!"

Merrill was choked, and silently made a note in his heart, his uncle likes to carve small ones.

He continued to seduce slowly: "Then Ji Wen, what uncle do you think is missing, such as being rich?"

"... What is the necessary condition for having money? I have money myself, can I still come out for myself?"

Ye Xingyu is now considered to be one person who is full and the whole family is not hungry, but Ji Wen's money has become a kind of burden. If he is not the president of DK Group but an ordinary office worker, Ye Xingyu would have come out to the public and brought Ji Wenlang out to play .

But just because the Ji family is so powerful, Ye Xingyu dared to do this, and before the plane got off, Grandpa Ji would bring him back one by one and beat the mandarin ducks.

"I like him... the warm heart that loves me like spring under the indifferent appearance."

After chatting for a long while, Ye Xingyu finally felt embarrassed to make a conclusion: "Ji Wen, this guy looks like a non-human being in front of people, but in fact, behind him... he's quite cute."

"Cute?" Merili was startled, and really couldn't associate President Ji with this word.

"Hmm..." Ye Xingyu's voice sounded weird, "For example, I really like wool, wool, toys, and toys!"

...

The disturbing call was hung up three times before being hung up. Ye Xingyu raised his hands awkwardly, being tormented by the pair of white cat gloves with meat pads on his hands without temper.

"Brother, you've been wearing it for two hours, and you still can't take it off?"

Ye Xingyu was sweating hotly, if he hadn't promised Ji Wen to let him do whatever he wanted today, he wouldn't have worn such childish things, hey!

"It's a good match for you, don't you think?"

Ji Wen seemed to be in a great mood, lazily hugging him who was dressed as a little white cat, and the smile on his thin lips never faded.

Yes, Merili's phone call was very unlucky, and it was very long. Ji Wen had just finished dressing up the fragrant Ye Xingyu, when Ye Xingyu's cell phone rang, and for the next few minutes, he kept listening to the ringtone of the cell phone as the background Music, after Ji Wen couldn't bear it anymore, he finally turned off his phone and threw it aside, lifted his lovely wife high and threw it on the bed... the fixed phone started fucking zero again.

Ji Wen felt that if he didn't answer the phone, Merili might even slide down from the helicopter and knock on the window under pressure.

day.

The cat-eared animal costume is cool for a while, and the beast costume is always cool.

Ye Xingyu was exhausted while answering the phone, so he would lazily lean on Ji Wen and couldn't move. Looking at his hand that had turned into a cat's claw, he even saw a strange cuteness.

Actually, heck, it's cute except for being a little hot!

Ye Xingyu felt that his aesthetics had changed with Ji Wen, and he was a little guilty. Did he really have to wear cat ears to sleep after he got drunk last time?This is also a bit too exciting, so dirty!

"I'm going to take a bath." Ye Xingyu didn't dare to think about it any more. He got up and wanted to go to the bathroom, but was stopped by Ji Wen and hugged him back to his original position. He said with a little shame, "Brother, it's a bit sticky if you don't take a bath, and I heard that you will have diarrhea." .”

"I'll wash it for you in a while." Ji Wen rubbed the tip of his nose against his soft gray hair, "Xiaoyu, you said you can do whatever you want today..."

Ye Xingyu had a bad feeling: "Well, so?"

Ji Wen's eyes brightened slightly, and his voice was low and magnetic: "Then tell me, you like me so much, and you want to have a baby for me."

Ye Xingyu:! ! ? ?

What kind of strange request is this, Ji Wen, haven't you learned enough about biology and sex in junior high school!

"...Brother." Ye Xingyu's earlobes began to turn red: "But I don't have this function!"

"I know." Ji Wen leaned over him, put his strong arms around his ears, "I just want to hear from you, be good."

He gently coaxed the reluctant Ye Xingyu, his handsome cold face was in a mess of gentleness, and suddenly he leaned over and stared deeply at Ye Xingyu, not giving him any room to think.

"Come on, what the hell am I..."

Ye Xingyu felt that his old face was about to be lost, but he couldn't hold back Ji Wen's fiery eyes, and he was defeated after a short stalemate: "Okay, okay, I understand, you wait."

Ye Xingyu pondered for a long while, but he didn't dare to open his eyes, and his voice was so stammered that it was out of tune.

"Ji Ji Ji Wen, Wen, I love you so much, I want, I want to give you life, life..."

Ye Xingyu couldn't live anymore.

He wanted to jump headfirst off the bed and fall to his death.

"Brother, please forgive me." Ye Xingyu covered his face, the top of his head was almost smoking, "Can I stop taking a bath?"

Ji Wen was a little disappointed, and was itchy to be fascinated by his embarrassing appearance.

The drunk Xiaoyu is the cutest and the cutest.

Ji Wen kissed Ye Xingyu who quickly shrunk into a ball.

Next time, let him say it willingly.

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Knowing his uncle's picky eyes, Mei Lili didn't sleep well all night, and ran all over the nightclubs in City A, looking for a row of seven cold and handsome little brothers who had cats at home, and the next morning Take the people in a row to give Ye Xingyu a blind date.

That's right, Ji Wen can cheat on Xiao Xianrou, why can't his uncle!

It was seven times more fun to come to him once, and to kick him again with the green grass above Ji Wen's head, how sour!

Merili turned on her phone again to look at the pornographic photos of Ji Wen and Xiao Xianrou, her eyebrows twitching in anger.

Damn, he dares to show affection behind a room full of children, and is not afraid of being seen, Ji Wen is really a beast in clothes!

"By the way, I almost forgot to ask you."

Merili put away her mobile phone, turned her head from the co-pilot, and said, "You guys report to the manager of the business, and tell me the truth, don't let anyone lie to the boss!"

The seven handsome boys glanced at each other, and said in turn from left to right.

"15." "17." "13."

"16." "18." "11."

So everyone's eyes focused on the little brother at the end, and Mei Lili said in surprise: "You are 11, are you sure?"

The little brother smiled confidently: "Hey, I'm talking about beforehand."

Merrill: "..."

After the driver braked, the No. 11 boy was abandoned on the side of the road with a confused face.

"Have you seen it? This is the end of being shrewd and clever regardless of the occasion."

Merili sneered, and stared at No. 13: "You also reported beforehand?"

"No." The 13th was nervous and embarrassed. It seemed that he was often ridiculed by his peers because of this question. "I reported that it was in progress."

Unexpectedly, Merili turned from anger to joy, and said three good things in succession in satisfaction.

"You will stand in the middle for a while, my uncle likes short ones!"

Everyone: "...???"

Halfway through the journey, seeing that the car was about to drive towards the well-known top wealthy area in City A, the brothers panicked a little.

Asked on the 17th: "Boss Xiaomei, how old is your uncle, what do you usually like, and what will you call him later?"

"This..." Merili didn't quite understand Ye Xingyu's preferences, so he said, "My uncle is almost thirty, you can call him Mr. Yu in a while, anyway, he likes cats, cats and dogs. Just talk according to the situation, my uncle is very easy-going!"

While talking, the car had entered the gate of Ji's house, and before approaching Ji Wen's independent villa, a guy with gray hair leisurely appeared on the side of the road ahead.

This is Ye Xingyu who is walking Zhuang Zhuang to lose weight twice a day.

Mei Lili's eyes almost went away, Ji Wen, this scumbag, actually brought Xiaosan home!There is also Zhuang Zhuang, a silly dog, whoever takes it for a walk, the dog's head is filled with tofu!

"Stop—" Merili looked at no one left and right, and decided to give the younger three a blow here.Yesterday's situation was inconvenient and he didn't move him, but today I met here just happened to solve it on the way.

"You guys, stop the guy in front of me later."

Mei Lili assigned the task with a murderous look: "You must be quick, precise and ruthless, surround him at the first time, and you must never let him go, you know!"

The little brothers wondered: "Boss Xiaomei, our majors are not quite suitable for this..."

Merili: "If you catch him, you will be given one hundred thousand."

"Boss, please sit still and don't move. We will send someone over to you in one minute!"

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Strong: I often feel hopeless because I don't fit in with Merrill.