He is the school grass next door

23

One day after class.

"No, I said...why do you always pull me up when you go to the bathroom?"

Bai Qi leaned against the door frame of the school's toilet, looking speechlessly at Jian Yan who was staring straight ahead.

"Ah, that's because... I want to go to the toilet."

Jian Yan turned his head and looked at Bai Qi, with a puzzled expression on his face. He probably didn't have a clear answer, "Don't you want to go to the bathroom? I've never seen you go to the toilet with me, why?"

"What's the reason for this kind of thing? I just don't want to do it." Bai Qi frowned and stared at him, feeling incomprehensible to Jian Yan's thinking.

"You shouldn't be the type to pretend that you don't need to use the toilet as soon as you see someone there, and then solve it secretly by yourself after everyone has left..."

Jian Yan had an expression of "ah, I understand, it's because of inferiority complex", and closed his mouth with a smirk.

Bai Qi was about to kill him, he clenched his teeth angrily, walked over a few steps, and opened the zipper with his eyes straight ahead.

"You kid, what do you mean, you! Don't you just pee? Who can't?"

"Pfft." Jian Yan held back his laughter, and he tried hard to hold back for a long time before he finally stopped laughing.

Five seconds later, Jian Yan was done and ready to wash his hands, but Bai Qi was still standing with a livid face.

"Don't force yourself if you can't pee."

"Who says it's too much? I'll make it up again! Get lost!"

Bai Qi closed his eyes and tried to find the feeling. When Jian Yan passed by him, he reached out and patted his shoulder twice.

"Shhhhh~Little rabbit obediently open the door~"

what?

"I seem to be older than you."

Bai Qi's eyes widened instantly.

It's fine if the grass mud horse whistles!He even sings!If I understand correctly, is the last sentence comparing him in size?

As soon as Bai Qi lifted the zipper, he hurriedly washed his hands, and quickly chased him out.

"Damn it! In short, stop! Do you have the guts to pretend to be a bear?"

Jian Yan, who is very self-aware, has already run away all the way.

24

The monthly exam results came out.

Fatty is still the second child, No. 3 with bald head, and Bai Qi is undoubtedly the first in the whole grade.

His score can be said to be quite magical, even the class teacher asked him to talk to him alone, and more than a dozen teachers praised him severely, and pulled him to share the learning experience of the whole night's self-study.

The teacher kept asking if his father, a professor who graduated from MIT in his family, had any clever teaching methods.

Bai Qi said no. In fact, his father is a badass, but the teacher didn't believe it. Everyone was taught by the same teacher. Why did Bai Qi lead No.2 by several points and get such a king score-720 points.

This child was completely casually picked up by the resumption of diplomatic relations in the North of Qing Dynasty.

Before the scores were posted, Bai Qi had already learned about his grades from the teacher. After the ranking list was announced, almost no student in the whole school was not shocked. Even the school next door knew that Bai Qi had this time Score 720.

Proper student.

You must know that the full score of the college entrance examination is only 750, and his score can directly rank among the top ten miles in the province. After all, this is not Hengshui Middle School or Huanggang Middle School, this is just a mere No. [-] Middle School...

This is the highest comprehensive score Bai Qi has ever achieved. He even got 709 in the final exam last year, which surprised all the teachers in the school.

At that time, Bai Qi had already been promoted to godhood by his classmates. According to legend, the man who got two full marks in mathematics was only two months away from the last final exam. In the first monthly exam this year, he got the full score in math for the third time. .

After the grades came out, I don't know how they could be passed on so quickly. As soon as the get out of class ended, the classroom was surrounded by people from other classes who came to look at the grades.

The report card of their class was pasted next to the blackboard, almost being watched through.

Bai Qi's accumulative prestige from checking his dormitory and copying badges in the student union is all here. Noisy classmates dare not come too presumptuously. Instead, those serious school bullies and school bullies from other classes come to talk to him and compare topics. many.

Throughout the morning, Bai Qi kept on giving papers to those studious students, not giving the teacher any chance.

After finally catching an opportunity to go to the bathroom, Bai Qi passed by the classroom next door, and he glanced at Jian Yan's grades by the way, but as the result continued, Bai Qi's expression became more and more magical.

"Damn, how did he pass the exam?" Bai Qi couldn't understand, his eyes were still glued to the grade list.

"Huh? What did you say?" Jian Yan suddenly appeared next to Bai Qi at some point, looking at Bai Qi with a natural expression.

"When did you come..." Bai Qi was taken aback by the sudden appearance of Jian Yan, he slowed down and asked puzzledly:

"No, why did you only get 5 points in this math test? Did you murder all 145 points? Even if you try your luck, you won't get 5 points in the test!"

Briefly: "I didn't choose randomly, I have thought about every question carefully."

Bai Qi: "Looking at the results, you might as well choose blindly."

"Emmmmmm, then I did well in the English test, look at English." Jian Yan pointed to his English score, "100."

"The full English score is no longer 100. We have a total score of 150, classmate."

"..." Jian Yan didn't dare to speak anymore, she could only point her fingers and babble inwardly with an aggrieved face.

“英语100+数学5+语文37+理综73,一共215分，我就想问你还有535分哪去了。”白岂看着他的成绩，摸着下巴继续思考了起来。

He didn't mean to be sarcastic, but the way he spoke was quite straight.

"Wow, you can see that the scores of Chinese and Science are just reversed, one is 37, the other is 73, what a coincidence, haha."

"Ah, yes, and this language."

Jian Yan laughed dryly, and after meeting Bai Qi's gaze, he quickly lost any expression on his face.

Bai Qi: "Why only 37 points...you can't do Chinese either?"

Briefly: "I was abroad when I was young, and I didn't start learning Chinese until I was nine..."

Bai Qi: "That's not enough to get 37 points in the test. There is also a comprehensive theory. Damn, do you know how to do it or don't want to learn?"

In short: "I can't learn."

Bai Qi: "How is it possible that you can't learn it? When you were so young, you could even learn the road. Now that you have such a big pile of vegetables, is it possible that you can't even count them? Does the IQ decrease as you grow up? "

Jian Yan saw Bai Qi showing an unreasonable expression, and she also showed an unreasonable expression.

"You call Chinese high school mathematics counting numbers? Can you count with your fingers and understand algebra and inequality proofs? This is much harder than walking, okay? Are you the kind who can immediately calculate 176×387 in three seconds? How many people?"

Bai Qi: "68112."

Briefly: "That can't be helped, you can immediately calculate how many times how much equals how much, we can't compare."

Bai Qi: "176×387."

Briefly: "...um. Okay, I see."

Jian Yan calmed down for a few seconds, then looked at Bai Qi again: "Are you going to the bathroom?"

Bai Qi shook his head expressionlessly, "I'm not going to have sex with you, come back after you're done, I'm going."

Without any hesitation, Jian Yan turned around and walked towards the bathroom. After walking a few steps, he started to hold his head frantically and ran all the way.

"It turns out that he is the kind of person who will feel stuck because he doesn't do well in the exam."

Looking at his back, Bai Qi couldn't help sighing.

"What a stupid man."

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