He is the school grass next door

After the cleaning and inspection, Bai Qi stayed to do some homework, and then dismissed himself from school when he saw that there was nothing else to do.

Although I was a little mentally exhausted by a certain classmate all day today, the joy of taking a three-day break still diluted this trouble.

After getting off the bus, Bai Qi wore earphones, humming a ditty with an intoxicated expression on his face, his body swayed left and right according to the rhythm, and when he walked to the gate of the community, he turned around very smartly.

"Yeah~ today~ today dad, not at home~ not at home!"

Just a few steps away arrogantly swinging the bag, an aunt I knew in the same building came out of the canteen with a bag of Qingfeng toilet paper.

Bai Qi met her eyes, but before he could spit out the lyrics, his mouth immediately twitched.He trembled wildly several times, and honestly pulled down the bag that was about to fly into the sky in his hand, and held it in his arms.

"Ahhh, hello, Auntie."

"Hey, has your father gone on a business trip? Do you want to come to Auntie's for dinner today?"

"No, thank you, auntie." Bai Qi showed a professional smirk, and at the same time, he was screaming frantically in his heart: Help!

"Oh, why don't you see outsiders? Are you sure you don't want to come to Auntie's house to eat braised pork and boiled pork slices?"

"It's really not necessary, thank you, auntie." Seeing that auntie took a step forward, Bai Qi hastily took three small steps back, shouting for help three times in his heart!

This aunt used to like to share her cooking skills with her mother the most. She was one of the few aunts who did not know how to cook worse than his mother.

"Eh? Then why don't you come to Auntie's house for dinner?"

"That's right, my mother is not going abroad to teach this year. Whenever I eat your dishes, I will miss my mother, and I might want to cry..."

Bai Qi has a playful spirit, and only wants to save his fragile stomach and life as soon as possible. To be honest, this auntie is quite good. ACDEFG is not short of everything, but one is missing...emmmmm.

Holding his schoolbag in his arms, he made enough protective movements, pursed his lips and looked at his aunt with a strong desire to survive.

"Really, Auntie, I'm sorry."

"Hey, poor child, I miss your mother too. I'm sorry, Auntie didn't take care of your feelings."

"It's okay, Auntie, it's really okay. I haven't done my homework yet. I'll go back and do my homework first."

"Okay, Xiaobai is really good. Whether it's studying or doing sports, he is sunny and obedient. With a child like you, this parent has to worry less. I'm really envious."

"Hey, hey, thank you, auntie." Bai Qi laughed awkwardly, waved at her with his schoolbag in his hand, and quickly slipped sideways into the unit building, took out his card from his pocket to scan the elevator.

If your son has also been rubbed by a ruthless male professor with a dual degree in physics/astronomy + a professor of the Academy of Fine Arts who smells like turpentine and is said to be a very good female painter (female Fukai Ice), believe me, he can do it too!

With a sound of ding dong, the elevator reached the seventh floor. Bai Qi opened the door with his schoolbag in his hand and went home. He tossed the schoolbag casually, closed the curtains firmly, and then started to take off his school uniform and T-shirt in a bouncing manner.

He kicked off his school uniform pants comfortably, put on a pair of flat pants, took the fat house happy water, poured it on the sofa and began to enjoy it freely.

"Ah, happiness."

With a look of relief, he turned on the TV with the remote control, rummaged through the American drama monthly subscription, and began to watch The Walking Dead.

The light from the big TV shone on Bai Qi's face, and he was taken aback by the thrilling and exciting scene. When he saw the tense place, he sat up straight, clapped his hands and stretched his neck, almost holding his breath.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening, and the curtains were drawn to make it dark, but before I knew it, the room was dark.

Bai Qi didn't notice anything, and he wasn't even hungry, so he just focused on watching TV.

Just then, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Bai Qi listened to it twice before he finally took his eyes off the TV. He jumped off the sofa a little annoyed, his mind was full of the plot that just happened.

Although he didn't want to move, but he was the only one at home who could open the door, so he had to run over to the peephole to see what was going on.

The person who came was a middle-aged man wearing a suit and combing his hair back. The first impression he gave was that he was very handsome. Even if he didn't speak, he was very graceful when he just stood there, like a male president in a TV series.

He was holding presents in both hands, and he seemed to be about the same age as his father.

People from Bai Qi's house often come to visit, those who look very young, most of them come to talk to his father.

Bai Qi had received orders from his superiors. This kind of person asked him to call Professor Bai directly. Professor Bai's son would never open the door. Once he opened the door, the possibility of being kidnapped or retaliated against was a bit high.

... Bai Qi also felt that his father might be a bit paranoid about being persecuted.

It's just that those who are a little older like this may come here because they have business to discuss.

Bai Qi was about to open the door, but when he glanced at himself, he suddenly realized that he was only wearing a pair of underpants.He hurried to the room to find a T-shirt and shorts to put on, and when he pulled up the pants, he just walked to the door.

"Hello." Bai Qi opened the door and looked at the man politely.

"Hello, is Professor Bai at home?"

The middle-aged man politely stretched out his hand to shake Bai Qi. Bai Qi was a middle school student who had never received this kind of etiquette in the adult world. He was stunned for a second before reaching out his hand.

"My dad is on a business trip, and he should be back the day after tomorrow."

The man groaned for a moment, then smiled and said, "It's okay, my son has just moved here and lives across from your house, everyone should take care of him in the future."

As he said that, he handed over the fruits and gift boxes, but Bai Qi quickly rejected them.

"We're all neighbors. It's definitely okay to take care of them. You don't need to take things. Don't be so polite."

"No, it's all right! My son's grades are poor. I just found out about your family background. Your father graduated from MIT, your mother graduated from Repin Academy of Fine Arts, and your grades are the best. That’s why I bought the house opposite your house.”

Bai Qi was stunned for another second, "Huh?"

"Ayan! Are you ready, come out!"

The man yelled at the back of the door, and a boy in the opposite room answered.

"Okay, come on!"

Bai Qi stood there in embarrassment, first he saw a half-bent back, and then he saw the huge storage box that this man was dragging.

The box was piled high and low with gift boxes, all of which seemed to be given to him. The most important thing is that when the other party dragged the box to his door and raised his head, Bai Qi discovered that this person was actually the person who was at school today. The bastard I met!

Bai Qi spit out a mouthful of old blood in his heart, if there is no one now, he would definitely cover his chest and kneel down directly.

It's a pity, but now he can only stand by the door and look at the father and son, sighing sadly, fate is beyond words.

"Sorry, I was cleaning the toilet at school today, so I came back a little late."

Jian Yan smiled awkwardly, even with an embarrassed smile, the handsome guy looks very sweet, at first glance he is a good boy who is obedient and eager to learn.

Bai Qi used a smirk to cover up the mmp that popped up in his heart again, for a while he didn't know what to say, after all he was the one who punished his neighbors and his class to stay and clean the toilet.

So he can only hold his right hand with his left hand, playing with himself, standing shyly by the door and looking at the neighbor father and son, silence is golden.

"Why do you keep doing this kind of thing? Other people's children go home on time, but you are left to clean the toilet! Do you think people are left behind?"

The man was carrying things in both hands, so it was inconvenient to slap him, otherwise he would probably have been slapped on the head, Jian Yan froze there, looked at Bai Qi, and whispered with a strong desire to survive:

"He stayed, and the teacher asked him to stay there and watch us sweep."

This is such a huge hole, it's just a matter of filling it with soil and inserting a monument.

Bai Qi: "..."

In short, his father: "..."

In short, you're a f*cking fairy... Bai Qi knocked on Lima's mouth and spun it half a circle in his mouth, but finally swallowed it back.

This person is dead.