My ex-boyfriends [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 35 Chapter 1 Beauty Ex-Boyfriend[VIP]
Zhang Ji was very helpless, and said: "I'm injured, so I can't play. It's the pain, so I can't play!"
Zhang Ji discussed with Lu Wusi: "Let's lie down and sleep, the pain won't hurt when we fall asleep. Sleep more, the wound will heal faster."
Lu Wusi lay down aggrieved, he was not very honest when he lay down, and asked Zhang Ji from time to time: "Brother, why is it still hurting?"
Zhang Ji replied, "We have to wait until you fall asleep."
As he asked, Lu Wusi found that there was no response suddenly. He turned his head to look and found that the person had fallen asleep.Lu Wusi immediately closed his mouth and did not say another word.Although he is ignorant, he also knows not to make a sound when it is quiet.What's more...he seems to have heard brother say it hurts too?
Lu Wusi seemed to think of something, wiped the wound on his face, wiped the medicine on Zhang Ji's face, and saw that there was medicine on the wound. Si Cai closed his eyes contentedly and went to sleep.
Zhang Ji woke up again, and there was a small table and two small stools in the thatched cottage, and there were two bowls on the small table.
Zhang Ji thought that Li Laobiao asked Huang Cao'er to bring food, so the tables and stools must belong to Li Laobiao's family.
With an empty stomach, Zhang Ji swallowed a mouthful of saliva, picked up the coarse clothes on the side, put them on, and got up.
Walking to the table, Zhang Ji discovered that there were only a few black grainy steamed buns in the bowl on the table. Fortunately, there was a bamboo tube of water on the side.
"Ah." Zhang Ji changed from extravagance to frugality, feeling that life was hard, so he ate the steamed buns with a rough throat and black steamed buns with cold water.After eating half of the steamed buns, Zhang Ji looked back and found that Lu Wusi was still sleeping, so he planned to go out to have a look first.
The water bandits nest on the mountain beside the dangerous shoal on the river bank, which is easy to defend and difficult to attack, but there are unique landscapes in the strange and dangerous places.Zhang Ji dragged his injured leg and looked out of the thatched cottage, the infinite scenery came into his eyes, and he felt relieved all of a sudden.
Huang Cao'er was unpacking shoe soles with other women, saw Zhang Ji going out, and asked with concern: "Brother Zhang, Xiao Lu is still sleeping?"
Fawn?Zhang Ji thinks this name is cute, but if Huang Cao'er knows that the little deer she's talking about is a rumored villain, what expression will she have?Zhang Ji smiled mischievously, and replied: "Sister-in-law Li, my cousin is still sleeping. I saw some food and used some. Thank you and Brother Li."
"You're welcome, your leg isn't healed yet, you'd better not move around." Huang Cao'er looked at Zhang Ji's leg, feeling a little worried.
The woman sitting next to Huang Cao'er saw Zhang Ji's eyes brighten, and asked curiously, "Who is this Brother Zhang? Are you married?"
Huang Cao'er became embarrassed and looked at Zhang Ji.
Zhang Ji smiled, and came casually: "We are getting married, thank you sister-in-law for your kindness. I also have cousins, and we get married early."
Huang Cao'er breathed a sigh of relief, then pointed to Zhang Ji's face and said, "Brother Zhang, did you rub your face with medicine? Oh, no, this direction is facing outward, so it won't be able to touch your cousin's face!"
Hearing Huang Cao'er's words, Zhang Ji reached out and wiped some of the dried medicine on his face.Zhang Ji looked at the color, and found that it was the one he had rubbed on Lu Wusi's face before.
——It must have been done secretly by Lu Wusi after he fell asleep.Little fool, Zhang Ji thought to himself, and explained: "It should have been wiped by Xiao Lu secretly."
"Ah, Xiaolu is so nice. I still remember your brother after I was knocked out. The fine mark on your face is too small, I didn't care at all." Huang Cao'er said with a smile in his eyes.
"Oh, that's the same as the little daughter-in-law." The other sister-in-law was a little unhappy, soured, snorted, picked up half of her shoe sole and left.
Huang Cao'er sighed, waited for the elder sister to leave, and then said: "This sister-in-law is a bit difficult to get along with, and the boys in the village despise this mother-in-law."
Zhang Jidao: "If someone is willing and can handle this mother-in-law, it will be a good thing for that girl."
"It's not easy to meet a good man." Huang Cao'er thought that she was robbed for no reason, she felt a little concerned, and then she let go again when she thought of her son.She looked around and introduced the neighbors to Zhang Ji.
On the left is Li Laobiao's new home, and on the right is an old couple, the parents of the head of the village in the Daliuhe section.However, the old couple was angry that the village owner had become a water bandit. Although they were forcibly brought up, they still didn't like to talk to the village owner. The couple lived by fishing and farming.
Zhang Ji felt that this old couple was interesting, but he was concerned about Lu Wusi in the house, and after saying a few words, he thanked Huang Cao'er and entered the house.
Entering the house, a naked man rushed into his arms recklessly.
"Why don't you wear clothes?" Zhang Ji hugged someone, thanking him for not running outside, so his tone was a bit heavy.
Lu Wusi whispered: "I, I won't!" He looked up at Zhang Ji.
Zhang Ji's heart trembled when he saw the messy medicine smeared on his face.This idiot, obviously yelling about the pain, is still messing around with the injury on his face, doesn't it hurt to wipe off the medicine?
"Go back to bed, I'll dress it for you." Zhang Xiahui Ji glanced at the naked man, and patted his extraordinarily slender waist that seemed to be full of food.
"I'm wearing shoes!" Lu Wusi smiled and shook his foot that stepped on a pair of shoes, a little embarrassed.
Zhang Ji looked at the shoes that were not "wearing" at all, and praised him with a smile: "It's really smart." When he was complimenting others, Zhang Ji suddenly remembered that Lu Wusi would return to normal in the setting, because he remembered that he was confused What did you do!If Lu Wusi, who has become a Red Devil, thinks about what he is doing now... Tsk, it's interesting.
But Lu Wusi seemed to be very coaxing at this time, Zhang Ji exaggerated, and Lu Wusi immediately had a smile on his face, watching Zhang Ji put on his clothes and pants with a smile on his face.
Zhang Ji first put on trousers for him, and then put on clothes for him. The clothes were draped from behind, covering the upper body, leaving a face, and the marks on that face became more and more obvious.
Zhang Ji asked him, "Why did you mess up the medicine on your face?"
Lu Wusi grinned innocently, and said, "If you say it hurts, I'll rub it on you too."
Zhang Ji gave him a pause to tie his trouser belt, and then looked up at Lu Wusi seriously. He originally wanted to say, "Don't wipe it off, I'm fine with this injury", but after thinking about it, he felt that every move he made was stupid now. Silly Lu Wusi thought, and said: "Then ask for the medicine later, let's apply it together, don't take it off your face, okay?"
"Okay." Lu Wusi nodded, then held his stomach and muttered, "My stomach is growling, I'm hungry." He just listened to it.
"There are steamed buns on the table, you can eat them first." Thinking of the rough texture of the steamed buns, Zhang Ji couldn't help but feel a headache.
He and Lu Wusi were penniless, and it was impossible for him to get the purse back from Li Laobiao.Moreover, this water bandit village is not easy to go up and down, it all depends on the people in the village sitting on bamboo rafts to get in and out, the beach is full of reefs, the boats are easy to capsize, besides, no one is willing to take two people out for free, do you have to wait for Lu Wusi His men found it?It will take another three to five days.
Zhang Ji rested his chin, looked at Lu Wusi's face that could hardly be concealed in coarse clothes, thinking that eating black steamed buns would be a waste of this face.
Lu Wusi took a small bite of the steamed bun, watched Zhang Ji look at him, and handed him the half-bitten steamed bun: "Do you want to eat?"
Zhang Ji shook his head: "I've eaten it, and I'm thinking about how to make meat for you."
"Oh, meat." Lu Wusi repeated, looking in the direction of the door.
Zhang Ji nodded: "Yes, I'll look back and see if there is any work I can do."
Zhang Ji counted his skill points, highlighting the two major categories of civil and military, and then there were other scattered skills such as photographic memory, strong physical strength ([-] catties, but injured his leg), management skills (but Now only Lu Wusi listens to him), bargaining skills (I don’t know the price)...
I can't use my internal strength, so why don't I sell my words?Zhang Ji touched his face, and remembered that the original body looks good, like an upright gentleman, it should be no problem to be a writer.
Zhang Ji made a decision, and after Lu Wusi had finished eating, he took him to Li Laobiao's house.
"Brother Li, is there anyone in the village who is going to have a wedding? Or someone who needs to write a letter. I have a leg injury, and Xiaolu's brain is broken again. I want to find something to do." Zhang Ji sat in the lower seat without a copper coin on his body. But he didn't mention the purse and clothes to Li Laobiao.
Li Laobiao thought to himself that this is indeed a knowledgeable person. He didn’t even mention the purse when he went to find the money by himself. Couplets? Just the ones written on red paper, with festive pictures! If you can write them, I’ll tell them.”
"I can write, please trouble Brother Li." Zhang Ji arched his hands, and then said a little embarrassedly, "Once again, again and again, I don't know what to say except trouble and thank you."
Li Laobiao smiled heartily, touched his stubble, and said, "What's the matter, just say a word. You help this family write couplets, which are cheaper than buying them outside. It is convenient for you and also takes advantage of it." You are cheaper."
Huang Cao'er lowered her head and breathed a sigh of relief.Did she know that Lao Biao stripped off his clothes, took his purse together, and gave nothing to anyone, which made Zhang Ji and Lu Wusi want to find work.
Li Laobiao was comforted by what Zhang Ji said, so he immediately got up and took Zhang Ji to the house where the wedding was held.
Lu Wusi teased Huang Cao'er and Li Laobiao's son, as if he thought the child was interesting, so he was unwilling to leave with Zhang Ji.
Zhang Ji thought that it would be easy for him to take people out with him, so he told Lu Wusi: "Little Lu, don't you run around? Wait for me here, or go back to our house and wait for me."
Lu Wusi nodded, and agreed straight away: "Okay."
Seeing that he agreed, Zhang Ji said to Huang Cao'er: "Sister-in-law Li, please help me watch the deer, I will go out with Brother Li."
Huang Cao'er smiled: "Don't worry, I'll watch, Xiaolu just stay and play."
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Lu Wusi rolled his eyes nimbly, and found that Zhang Ji had really gone far away, so he asked Huang Caoer, "Sister-in-law Li, where is the meat?"
"Meat? There is meat for the fish in the river, but you don't have a fishing net. There are rabbits and pheasants in the mountains behind, but you can't catch them. You'd better wait for your brother to earn money and come back to buy meat for you!" Deer Wusi looked ignorant and innocent, Huang Cao'er treated him like a child.
Lu Wusi thought for a while, got up and said, "I'm going back."
"Okay, you walk slowly. Listen to your brother, don't run around!" Huang Cao'er had her own son to watch over, she felt that Lu Wusi was very well-behaved, and didn't think about what would happen to him, so she let him go outside.
Lu Wusi walked out of Li's house and headed for the back mountain.
He didn't know how to walk, his speed was extremely fast, his steps were like the wind, and he walked more than ten meters in three or two strokes.
Two quarters of an hour later, Zhang Ji settled the business of writing couplets for others to earn a hundred pennies, and then walked back
When they arrived at Li's house, they heard that Lu Wusi had returned to the house, and Zhang Ji returned to the thatched cottage.Seeing the door of the thatched hut, Zhang Ji shouted happily: "Xiao Lu, you can eat meat tomorrow!"
Zhang Ji waited, but did not hear the cheerful reply he expected.He frowned, stepped forward and pushed the thatched hut away.
There is no one in the house!Clearly empty!
"Little deer!"
"Lu Wusi!"
Zhang Ji turned around and left the house, and searched around.
Huang Cao'er heard the voice and came out in a panic: "Xiao Zhang? Isn't the deer in the house?"
"No, there is no one in the house. Sister-in-law, you know a lot of people, can you help me find them? He is out of his mind and doesn't know anything." Zhang Ji was in a hurry, because he moved too fast when walking around, and his legs It was inconvenient, and I was panting for breath.
"Okay, okay, Lao Biao! You can find someone to look for, the deer is good-looking and a stranger, so it shouldn't be hard to find." Huang Cao'er is also called Li Laobiao.
Thinking of Lu Wusi's temper, Zhang Ji asked Huang Cao'er, "Sister-in-law, did he say anything to you when he left?"
"He said he wanted to go back." Huang Cao'er said something, then slapped her thigh: "He also asked me where I got the meat!"
Just as Huang Caoer was talking about meat, Lu Wusi dragged his prey in the distance, and ran quickly towards Zhang Ji, "Brother! Brother! Meat!" There was a distance of more than ten meters, and Lu Wusi arrived in the blink of an eye. Zhang Ji's side surprised Huang Cao'er and Li Laobiao.
In fact, Zhang Ji was also taken aback.He was injured, and also suffered internal injuries. The internal strength cultivated by the original body could not be used at all, but Zhang Ji did not expect that Lu Wusi not only had no injuries, but also could use all his kung fu.
Lu Wusi grinned and stuffed a deer into Zhang Ji's hand: "Brother, here you are!"
Zhang Ji didn't even look at the deer, and said with a straight face, "Did I tell you not to run around?"
"I'm going to find meat." Lu Wusi was a little unconvinced, puffed up and lowered his head.
Zhang Ji frowned tightly: "Let me ask you, did I tell you not to run around?"
"I've said it." Lu Wusi threw the Lu Wang on the ground, and also forgot to throw the pheasant and rabbit in his hand on the ground, and said with his hands empty, "I remember the road."
"Brother Zhang, Xiaolu doesn't remember the way." Huang Cao'er saw Lu Wusi heaved a sigh of relief, and saw that he was being attacked by Zhang Ji, so she couldn't help but say it.
Li Laobiao looked greedily at the deer and pheasants on the ground, and said, "That's right, Brother Xiaolu is very skilled. This skill is better than the water float in our village!"
"How many children are lost like this, and the rules have to be taught." Zhang Ji frowned, thinking that this is not a matter of whether he will come back or not. Now Zhang Ji doesn't know how much Lu Wusi knows, what level of IQ is, and he is absolutely worried about letting him running around.Zhang Ji originally thought that Lu Wusi was obedient, but he was slapped in the face after leaving for a while.
Seeing that it didn't work for others to talk to him, Lu Wusi anxiously rolled up his sleeves, revealing the arm that he had scratched when he was afraid of getting his clothes dirty.
Lu Wusi rolled his eyes, leaned in front of Zhang Ji and said, "Brother, it hurts!"
Seeing that the hole was almost gone, Lu Wusi was afraid that Zhang Ji would not see it, so he moved it under Zhang Ji's eyes.
Zhang Ji laughed angrily, and patted his arm: "You little brat!"
Lu Wusi saw that he was smiling, so he dared to laugh, and continued to ask for benefits: "Blow it?"
"No way, if you run again, I'll beat you later, believe it or not." Zhang Ji gritted his teeth and threatened.
"Stop running." Lu Wusi was very honest, and looked at the ground with a smug expression, "I can eat for a long time, I will take you there next time."
The general idea is that this time I got a lot of food from running around, and I can eat it for a long time. Next time I want it, I will run with Zhang Ji.Zhang Ji sighed, feeling very tired, obviously stupid, how could he be so smart?
Tired, Zhang Ji picked up the rabbit and gave it to Li Laobiao, asking him to run errands to ask if there was anyone in the village who wanted to buy venison.
A deer is too big, Zhang Ji and Lu Wusi will definitely not be able to finish it.Moreover, since Lu Wusi had meat in his name, Zhang Ji felt that he should forget about eating venison.Excluding the deer and the rabbit that was given out, there were two pheasants left. Zhang Ji decided to keep two pheasants to make up for the two pheasants.
When the money is obtained, Zhang Ji intends to take Lu Wusi out, leave a letter at the shop under the name of Chichunmen, and go back to Chichunmen with Lu Wusi.Compared with Zhanjia and Wulinmeng, Chichunmen, known as the Devil's Sect, is simply just and reliable.And the staff are all Lu Wusi's brainless fans, absolutely safe.
With rabbits for his family and the favor of selling cheap venison, Li Laobiao was happy to call for help.Even Li Laobiao was a little scared, and decided to return the purse at night. If he had known that the idiot of the two brothers was so good at it, he wouldn't have dared to take the other's purse and not return it with Li Laobiao's courage!
For his own sake, Li Laobiao tried his best to help sell venison.
The velvet and venison were sold for a total of ten taels of silver, and the deerskin was also bought by someone who knew how to make leather for two taels of silver, making a total of 12 taels of silver.
Zhang Ji thought of the one hundred coins he could earn in his plan, compared the difference, smiled and shook his head.
Lu Wusi squatted on the ground, playing with Li Laobiao's toddler son by the hand.Seeing that Zhang Ji was done, Lu Wusi said: "Brother, sister-in-law Li made the pheasant, and Brother Li asked him to make white rice. Is the white rice delicious with meat?"
Hearing what he said, Li Laobiao shook his hand holding his son and almost dropped him.
Zhang Ji replied to Lu Wusi, "It's all delicious", and looked at Li Laobiao with a smile, but this smile was different from the gentle and harmless one before, with a hint of meaning.
Li Laobiao gave a dry laugh, and looked at Lu Wusi again, complaining in his heart that this guy surnamed Zhang didn't follow suit.But he still had to say it, and he said it as if he suddenly realized: "By the way, Brother Zhang and Brother Lu left a purse with me, and I will ask Cao'er to bring it to you."
"Cao'er! Bring that new purse from the cabinet in the room!" After Li Laobiao finished speaking, his flesh ached. There were quite a few taels of gold in those two purses!
Zhang Ji smiled and said: "Brother Li is not ignorant about picking up money, he is really a good man. I wonder if you can explain a thing or two to that family, I will not write the couplet. Tomorrow I will leave the village with my cousin, and Brother Li will be indispensable at that time." Thank you."
Li Laobiao was a little skeptical, and said: "Then what's the point?" He felt that he had offended the two brothers by stripping his clothes and taking his purse.
Zhang Ji reassured him: "Brother Li, you don't have to worry about anything. You saved our brother's life. Xiaolu and I will remember that. If you hadn't stretched out your hand back then, we might have died."
When Li Laobiao thought about it, it was not the same as what Zhang Ji said. Although his purpose was not pure, he did save people!Moreover, Li Laobiao felt that Zhang Ji was not one of those unreasonable Jianghu people, and he was very comfortable in handling things.
Li Laobiao agreed immediately: "Okay, I will send you out of the village tomorrow! I will also talk to the family just now, and wrap it on me."
Li Laobiao felt at ease, and shook his son in his arms, making the little guy giggle.
Lu Wusi looked enviously, and looked at Zhang Ji.
Zhang Jidao: "What do you want me to do?" I'm your brother, not your real brother, but your love brother, and you expect me to be your father?
Lu Wusi muttered: "I want to hug too."
Zhang Ji glanced at Li Laobiao's movement of hugging his son, and said strangely: "I'm not so..." Hugged you, right?
Halfway through the question, Zhang Ji got stuck, he felt that he might be a beast.But okay, why is Lu Wusi's memory so strange?
Zhang Ji brought Lu Wusi into the house and asked him some details in a low voice.After thorough questioning, Zhang Ji asked 419 wearily in his mind: "419, what's going on with Lu Wusi? Why does he only remember disharmony! It's still from the previous two worlds."
[419 Unable to answer, 419 is contacting the main system]
[419 has contacted the main system and is inquiring. 】
[Reply from the main system: This problem is due to data disorder, which cannot be explained for the time being. Please focus on the task. 】
"So you can't explain it?" Zhang Ji frowned, feeling that the system was unreliable, so he consumed a few sets of advanced skills in the martial arts world in the mall, and silently silenced 419.
After Zhang Ji finished the conversation, he realized that Lu Wusi was staring at him very seriously, his whole demeanor was completely different for a moment.
At this moment, Lu Wusi, who finally returned to normal, found that he couldn't move his body. What that idiot Lu Wusi did after waking up today flashed through his mind, and his eyes became colder.
Lu Wusi forcibly mobilized his immobile inner strength, broke two blocked tendons, controlled his mouth and said in embarrassment, "What kind of Gu did you feed this sect master!"
"Are you normal?" Zhang Ji looked at him, not knowing whether to be sad or happy.But Zhang Ji was very innocent, "It's none of my business, how can I give you something to eat? You've lost your mind, I lied to Li Laobiao that we are cousins."
"Bullshit, what is rolling around? Do you think this sect master doesn't know? If you didn't eat anything, why, how..." Lu Wusi gritted his teeth, his face was flushed red, his eyes were full of anger Glittering, undeniably gorgeous.
Zhang Ji looked at Lu Wusi and analyzed the current situation.The stupid Lu Wusi has the memory of two people having sex, but the current Lu Wusi knows what the stupid him has done, but he doesn't know why?So normal Lu Wusi has no memory of the first two worlds.In this situation, it's like a person is divided into two halves, is it fine?
Lu Wusi felt that his physical strength was being drained, and he had a premonition that he was going to become stupid again. He shouted anxiously: "Zhan Chunshen, remember, you are not allowed to take advantage of this sect master!"
After shouting this, Lu Wusi's body softened, and he fell forward into Zhang Ji's arms.Then Lu Wusi raised his head, showing an aggrieved face, and cried to Zhang Ji: "Brother, it hurts so much."
Lu Wusi felt unbearable pain, Yu Xi Dujia hugged Zhang Ji's waist without any teacher, and pressed her lips to Zhang Ji's.
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Zhang Ji discussed with Lu Wusi: "Let's lie down and sleep, the pain won't hurt when we fall asleep. Sleep more, the wound will heal faster."
Lu Wusi lay down aggrieved, he was not very honest when he lay down, and asked Zhang Ji from time to time: "Brother, why is it still hurting?"
Zhang Ji replied, "We have to wait until you fall asleep."
As he asked, Lu Wusi found that there was no response suddenly. He turned his head to look and found that the person had fallen asleep.Lu Wusi immediately closed his mouth and did not say another word.Although he is ignorant, he also knows not to make a sound when it is quiet.What's more...he seems to have heard brother say it hurts too?
Lu Wusi seemed to think of something, wiped the wound on his face, wiped the medicine on Zhang Ji's face, and saw that there was medicine on the wound. Si Cai closed his eyes contentedly and went to sleep.
Zhang Ji woke up again, and there was a small table and two small stools in the thatched cottage, and there were two bowls on the small table.
Zhang Ji thought that Li Laobiao asked Huang Cao'er to bring food, so the tables and stools must belong to Li Laobiao's family.
With an empty stomach, Zhang Ji swallowed a mouthful of saliva, picked up the coarse clothes on the side, put them on, and got up.
Walking to the table, Zhang Ji discovered that there were only a few black grainy steamed buns in the bowl on the table. Fortunately, there was a bamboo tube of water on the side.
"Ah." Zhang Ji changed from extravagance to frugality, feeling that life was hard, so he ate the steamed buns with a rough throat and black steamed buns with cold water.After eating half of the steamed buns, Zhang Ji looked back and found that Lu Wusi was still sleeping, so he planned to go out to have a look first.
The water bandits nest on the mountain beside the dangerous shoal on the river bank, which is easy to defend and difficult to attack, but there are unique landscapes in the strange and dangerous places.Zhang Ji dragged his injured leg and looked out of the thatched cottage, the infinite scenery came into his eyes, and he felt relieved all of a sudden.
Huang Cao'er was unpacking shoe soles with other women, saw Zhang Ji going out, and asked with concern: "Brother Zhang, Xiao Lu is still sleeping?"
Fawn?Zhang Ji thinks this name is cute, but if Huang Cao'er knows that the little deer she's talking about is a rumored villain, what expression will she have?Zhang Ji smiled mischievously, and replied: "Sister-in-law Li, my cousin is still sleeping. I saw some food and used some. Thank you and Brother Li."
"You're welcome, your leg isn't healed yet, you'd better not move around." Huang Cao'er looked at Zhang Ji's leg, feeling a little worried.
The woman sitting next to Huang Cao'er saw Zhang Ji's eyes brighten, and asked curiously, "Who is this Brother Zhang? Are you married?"
Huang Cao'er became embarrassed and looked at Zhang Ji.
Zhang Ji smiled, and came casually: "We are getting married, thank you sister-in-law for your kindness. I also have cousins, and we get married early."
Huang Cao'er breathed a sigh of relief, then pointed to Zhang Ji's face and said, "Brother Zhang, did you rub your face with medicine? Oh, no, this direction is facing outward, so it won't be able to touch your cousin's face!"
Hearing Huang Cao'er's words, Zhang Ji reached out and wiped some of the dried medicine on his face.Zhang Ji looked at the color, and found that it was the one he had rubbed on Lu Wusi's face before.
——It must have been done secretly by Lu Wusi after he fell asleep.Little fool, Zhang Ji thought to himself, and explained: "It should have been wiped by Xiao Lu secretly."
"Ah, Xiaolu is so nice. I still remember your brother after I was knocked out. The fine mark on your face is too small, I didn't care at all." Huang Cao'er said with a smile in his eyes.
"Oh, that's the same as the little daughter-in-law." The other sister-in-law was a little unhappy, soured, snorted, picked up half of her shoe sole and left.
Huang Cao'er sighed, waited for the elder sister to leave, and then said: "This sister-in-law is a bit difficult to get along with, and the boys in the village despise this mother-in-law."
Zhang Jidao: "If someone is willing and can handle this mother-in-law, it will be a good thing for that girl."
"It's not easy to meet a good man." Huang Cao'er thought that she was robbed for no reason, she felt a little concerned, and then she let go again when she thought of her son.She looked around and introduced the neighbors to Zhang Ji.
On the left is Li Laobiao's new home, and on the right is an old couple, the parents of the head of the village in the Daliuhe section.However, the old couple was angry that the village owner had become a water bandit. Although they were forcibly brought up, they still didn't like to talk to the village owner. The couple lived by fishing and farming.
Zhang Ji felt that this old couple was interesting, but he was concerned about Lu Wusi in the house, and after saying a few words, he thanked Huang Cao'er and entered the house.
Entering the house, a naked man rushed into his arms recklessly.
"Why don't you wear clothes?" Zhang Ji hugged someone, thanking him for not running outside, so his tone was a bit heavy.
Lu Wusi whispered: "I, I won't!" He looked up at Zhang Ji.
Zhang Ji's heart trembled when he saw the messy medicine smeared on his face.This idiot, obviously yelling about the pain, is still messing around with the injury on his face, doesn't it hurt to wipe off the medicine?
"Go back to bed, I'll dress it for you." Zhang Xiahui Ji glanced at the naked man, and patted his extraordinarily slender waist that seemed to be full of food.
"I'm wearing shoes!" Lu Wusi smiled and shook his foot that stepped on a pair of shoes, a little embarrassed.
Zhang Ji looked at the shoes that were not "wearing" at all, and praised him with a smile: "It's really smart." When he was complimenting others, Zhang Ji suddenly remembered that Lu Wusi would return to normal in the setting, because he remembered that he was confused What did you do!If Lu Wusi, who has become a Red Devil, thinks about what he is doing now... Tsk, it's interesting.
But Lu Wusi seemed to be very coaxing at this time, Zhang Ji exaggerated, and Lu Wusi immediately had a smile on his face, watching Zhang Ji put on his clothes and pants with a smile on his face.
Zhang Ji first put on trousers for him, and then put on clothes for him. The clothes were draped from behind, covering the upper body, leaving a face, and the marks on that face became more and more obvious.
Zhang Ji asked him, "Why did you mess up the medicine on your face?"
Lu Wusi grinned innocently, and said, "If you say it hurts, I'll rub it on you too."
Zhang Ji gave him a pause to tie his trouser belt, and then looked up at Lu Wusi seriously. He originally wanted to say, "Don't wipe it off, I'm fine with this injury", but after thinking about it, he felt that every move he made was stupid now. Silly Lu Wusi thought, and said: "Then ask for the medicine later, let's apply it together, don't take it off your face, okay?"
"Okay." Lu Wusi nodded, then held his stomach and muttered, "My stomach is growling, I'm hungry." He just listened to it.
"There are steamed buns on the table, you can eat them first." Thinking of the rough texture of the steamed buns, Zhang Ji couldn't help but feel a headache.
He and Lu Wusi were penniless, and it was impossible for him to get the purse back from Li Laobiao.Moreover, this water bandit village is not easy to go up and down, it all depends on the people in the village sitting on bamboo rafts to get in and out, the beach is full of reefs, the boats are easy to capsize, besides, no one is willing to take two people out for free, do you have to wait for Lu Wusi His men found it?It will take another three to five days.
Zhang Ji rested his chin, looked at Lu Wusi's face that could hardly be concealed in coarse clothes, thinking that eating black steamed buns would be a waste of this face.
Lu Wusi took a small bite of the steamed bun, watched Zhang Ji look at him, and handed him the half-bitten steamed bun: "Do you want to eat?"
Zhang Ji shook his head: "I've eaten it, and I'm thinking about how to make meat for you."
"Oh, meat." Lu Wusi repeated, looking in the direction of the door.
Zhang Ji nodded: "Yes, I'll look back and see if there is any work I can do."
Zhang Ji counted his skill points, highlighting the two major categories of civil and military, and then there were other scattered skills such as photographic memory, strong physical strength ([-] catties, but injured his leg), management skills (but Now only Lu Wusi listens to him), bargaining skills (I don’t know the price)...
I can't use my internal strength, so why don't I sell my words?Zhang Ji touched his face, and remembered that the original body looks good, like an upright gentleman, it should be no problem to be a writer.
Zhang Ji made a decision, and after Lu Wusi had finished eating, he took him to Li Laobiao's house.
"Brother Li, is there anyone in the village who is going to have a wedding? Or someone who needs to write a letter. I have a leg injury, and Xiaolu's brain is broken again. I want to find something to do." Zhang Ji sat in the lower seat without a copper coin on his body. But he didn't mention the purse and clothes to Li Laobiao.
Li Laobiao thought to himself that this is indeed a knowledgeable person. He didn’t even mention the purse when he went to find the money by himself. Couplets? Just the ones written on red paper, with festive pictures! If you can write them, I’ll tell them.”
"I can write, please trouble Brother Li." Zhang Ji arched his hands, and then said a little embarrassedly, "Once again, again and again, I don't know what to say except trouble and thank you."
Li Laobiao smiled heartily, touched his stubble, and said, "What's the matter, just say a word. You help this family write couplets, which are cheaper than buying them outside. It is convenient for you and also takes advantage of it." You are cheaper."
Huang Cao'er lowered her head and breathed a sigh of relief.Did she know that Lao Biao stripped off his clothes, took his purse together, and gave nothing to anyone, which made Zhang Ji and Lu Wusi want to find work.
Li Laobiao was comforted by what Zhang Ji said, so he immediately got up and took Zhang Ji to the house where the wedding was held.
Lu Wusi teased Huang Cao'er and Li Laobiao's son, as if he thought the child was interesting, so he was unwilling to leave with Zhang Ji.
Zhang Ji thought that it would be easy for him to take people out with him, so he told Lu Wusi: "Little Lu, don't you run around? Wait for me here, or go back to our house and wait for me."
Lu Wusi nodded, and agreed straight away: "Okay."
Seeing that he agreed, Zhang Ji said to Huang Cao'er: "Sister-in-law Li, please help me watch the deer, I will go out with Brother Li."
Huang Cao'er smiled: "Don't worry, I'll watch, Xiaolu just stay and play."
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Lu Wusi rolled his eyes nimbly, and found that Zhang Ji had really gone far away, so he asked Huang Caoer, "Sister-in-law Li, where is the meat?"
"Meat? There is meat for the fish in the river, but you don't have a fishing net. There are rabbits and pheasants in the mountains behind, but you can't catch them. You'd better wait for your brother to earn money and come back to buy meat for you!" Deer Wusi looked ignorant and innocent, Huang Cao'er treated him like a child.
Lu Wusi thought for a while, got up and said, "I'm going back."
"Okay, you walk slowly. Listen to your brother, don't run around!" Huang Cao'er had her own son to watch over, she felt that Lu Wusi was very well-behaved, and didn't think about what would happen to him, so she let him go outside.
Lu Wusi walked out of Li's house and headed for the back mountain.
He didn't know how to walk, his speed was extremely fast, his steps were like the wind, and he walked more than ten meters in three or two strokes.
Two quarters of an hour later, Zhang Ji settled the business of writing couplets for others to earn a hundred pennies, and then walked back
When they arrived at Li's house, they heard that Lu Wusi had returned to the house, and Zhang Ji returned to the thatched cottage.Seeing the door of the thatched hut, Zhang Ji shouted happily: "Xiao Lu, you can eat meat tomorrow!"
Zhang Ji waited, but did not hear the cheerful reply he expected.He frowned, stepped forward and pushed the thatched hut away.
There is no one in the house!Clearly empty!
"Little deer!"
"Lu Wusi!"
Zhang Ji turned around and left the house, and searched around.
Huang Cao'er heard the voice and came out in a panic: "Xiao Zhang? Isn't the deer in the house?"
"No, there is no one in the house. Sister-in-law, you know a lot of people, can you help me find them? He is out of his mind and doesn't know anything." Zhang Ji was in a hurry, because he moved too fast when walking around, and his legs It was inconvenient, and I was panting for breath.
"Okay, okay, Lao Biao! You can find someone to look for, the deer is good-looking and a stranger, so it shouldn't be hard to find." Huang Cao'er is also called Li Laobiao.
Thinking of Lu Wusi's temper, Zhang Ji asked Huang Cao'er, "Sister-in-law, did he say anything to you when he left?"
"He said he wanted to go back." Huang Cao'er said something, then slapped her thigh: "He also asked me where I got the meat!"
Just as Huang Caoer was talking about meat, Lu Wusi dragged his prey in the distance, and ran quickly towards Zhang Ji, "Brother! Brother! Meat!" There was a distance of more than ten meters, and Lu Wusi arrived in the blink of an eye. Zhang Ji's side surprised Huang Cao'er and Li Laobiao.
In fact, Zhang Ji was also taken aback.He was injured, and also suffered internal injuries. The internal strength cultivated by the original body could not be used at all, but Zhang Ji did not expect that Lu Wusi not only had no injuries, but also could use all his kung fu.
Lu Wusi grinned and stuffed a deer into Zhang Ji's hand: "Brother, here you are!"
Zhang Ji didn't even look at the deer, and said with a straight face, "Did I tell you not to run around?"
"I'm going to find meat." Lu Wusi was a little unconvinced, puffed up and lowered his head.
Zhang Ji frowned tightly: "Let me ask you, did I tell you not to run around?"
"I've said it." Lu Wusi threw the Lu Wang on the ground, and also forgot to throw the pheasant and rabbit in his hand on the ground, and said with his hands empty, "I remember the road."
"Brother Zhang, Xiaolu doesn't remember the way." Huang Cao'er saw Lu Wusi heaved a sigh of relief, and saw that he was being attacked by Zhang Ji, so she couldn't help but say it.
Li Laobiao looked greedily at the deer and pheasants on the ground, and said, "That's right, Brother Xiaolu is very skilled. This skill is better than the water float in our village!"
"How many children are lost like this, and the rules have to be taught." Zhang Ji frowned, thinking that this is not a matter of whether he will come back or not. Now Zhang Ji doesn't know how much Lu Wusi knows, what level of IQ is, and he is absolutely worried about letting him running around.Zhang Ji originally thought that Lu Wusi was obedient, but he was slapped in the face after leaving for a while.
Seeing that it didn't work for others to talk to him, Lu Wusi anxiously rolled up his sleeves, revealing the arm that he had scratched when he was afraid of getting his clothes dirty.
Lu Wusi rolled his eyes, leaned in front of Zhang Ji and said, "Brother, it hurts!"
Seeing that the hole was almost gone, Lu Wusi was afraid that Zhang Ji would not see it, so he moved it under Zhang Ji's eyes.
Zhang Ji laughed angrily, and patted his arm: "You little brat!"
Lu Wusi saw that he was smiling, so he dared to laugh, and continued to ask for benefits: "Blow it?"
"No way, if you run again, I'll beat you later, believe it or not." Zhang Ji gritted his teeth and threatened.
"Stop running." Lu Wusi was very honest, and looked at the ground with a smug expression, "I can eat for a long time, I will take you there next time."
The general idea is that this time I got a lot of food from running around, and I can eat it for a long time. Next time I want it, I will run with Zhang Ji.Zhang Ji sighed, feeling very tired, obviously stupid, how could he be so smart?
Tired, Zhang Ji picked up the rabbit and gave it to Li Laobiao, asking him to run errands to ask if there was anyone in the village who wanted to buy venison.
A deer is too big, Zhang Ji and Lu Wusi will definitely not be able to finish it.Moreover, since Lu Wusi had meat in his name, Zhang Ji felt that he should forget about eating venison.Excluding the deer and the rabbit that was given out, there were two pheasants left. Zhang Ji decided to keep two pheasants to make up for the two pheasants.
When the money is obtained, Zhang Ji intends to take Lu Wusi out, leave a letter at the shop under the name of Chichunmen, and go back to Chichunmen with Lu Wusi.Compared with Zhanjia and Wulinmeng, Chichunmen, known as the Devil's Sect, is simply just and reliable.And the staff are all Lu Wusi's brainless fans, absolutely safe.
With rabbits for his family and the favor of selling cheap venison, Li Laobiao was happy to call for help.Even Li Laobiao was a little scared, and decided to return the purse at night. If he had known that the idiot of the two brothers was so good at it, he wouldn't have dared to take the other's purse and not return it with Li Laobiao's courage!
For his own sake, Li Laobiao tried his best to help sell venison.
The velvet and venison were sold for a total of ten taels of silver, and the deerskin was also bought by someone who knew how to make leather for two taels of silver, making a total of 12 taels of silver.
Zhang Ji thought of the one hundred coins he could earn in his plan, compared the difference, smiled and shook his head.
Lu Wusi squatted on the ground, playing with Li Laobiao's toddler son by the hand.Seeing that Zhang Ji was done, Lu Wusi said: "Brother, sister-in-law Li made the pheasant, and Brother Li asked him to make white rice. Is the white rice delicious with meat?"
Hearing what he said, Li Laobiao shook his hand holding his son and almost dropped him.
Zhang Ji replied to Lu Wusi, "It's all delicious", and looked at Li Laobiao with a smile, but this smile was different from the gentle and harmless one before, with a hint of meaning.
Li Laobiao gave a dry laugh, and looked at Lu Wusi again, complaining in his heart that this guy surnamed Zhang didn't follow suit.But he still had to say it, and he said it as if he suddenly realized: "By the way, Brother Zhang and Brother Lu left a purse with me, and I will ask Cao'er to bring it to you."
"Cao'er! Bring that new purse from the cabinet in the room!" After Li Laobiao finished speaking, his flesh ached. There were quite a few taels of gold in those two purses!
Zhang Ji smiled and said: "Brother Li is not ignorant about picking up money, he is really a good man. I wonder if you can explain a thing or two to that family, I will not write the couplet. Tomorrow I will leave the village with my cousin, and Brother Li will be indispensable at that time." Thank you."
Li Laobiao was a little skeptical, and said: "Then what's the point?" He felt that he had offended the two brothers by stripping his clothes and taking his purse.
Zhang Ji reassured him: "Brother Li, you don't have to worry about anything. You saved our brother's life. Xiaolu and I will remember that. If you hadn't stretched out your hand back then, we might have died."
When Li Laobiao thought about it, it was not the same as what Zhang Ji said. Although his purpose was not pure, he did save people!Moreover, Li Laobiao felt that Zhang Ji was not one of those unreasonable Jianghu people, and he was very comfortable in handling things.
Li Laobiao agreed immediately: "Okay, I will send you out of the village tomorrow! I will also talk to the family just now, and wrap it on me."
Li Laobiao felt at ease, and shook his son in his arms, making the little guy giggle.
Lu Wusi looked enviously, and looked at Zhang Ji.
Zhang Jidao: "What do you want me to do?" I'm your brother, not your real brother, but your love brother, and you expect me to be your father?
Lu Wusi muttered: "I want to hug too."
Zhang Ji glanced at Li Laobiao's movement of hugging his son, and said strangely: "I'm not so..." Hugged you, right?
Halfway through the question, Zhang Ji got stuck, he felt that he might be a beast.But okay, why is Lu Wusi's memory so strange?
Zhang Ji brought Lu Wusi into the house and asked him some details in a low voice.After thorough questioning, Zhang Ji asked 419 wearily in his mind: "419, what's going on with Lu Wusi? Why does he only remember disharmony! It's still from the previous two worlds."
[419 Unable to answer, 419 is contacting the main system]
[419 has contacted the main system and is inquiring. 】
[Reply from the main system: This problem is due to data disorder, which cannot be explained for the time being. Please focus on the task. 】
"So you can't explain it?" Zhang Ji frowned, feeling that the system was unreliable, so he consumed a few sets of advanced skills in the martial arts world in the mall, and silently silenced 419.
After Zhang Ji finished the conversation, he realized that Lu Wusi was staring at him very seriously, his whole demeanor was completely different for a moment.
At this moment, Lu Wusi, who finally returned to normal, found that he couldn't move his body. What that idiot Lu Wusi did after waking up today flashed through his mind, and his eyes became colder.
Lu Wusi forcibly mobilized his immobile inner strength, broke two blocked tendons, controlled his mouth and said in embarrassment, "What kind of Gu did you feed this sect master!"
"Are you normal?" Zhang Ji looked at him, not knowing whether to be sad or happy.But Zhang Ji was very innocent, "It's none of my business, how can I give you something to eat? You've lost your mind, I lied to Li Laobiao that we are cousins."
"Bullshit, what is rolling around? Do you think this sect master doesn't know? If you didn't eat anything, why, how..." Lu Wusi gritted his teeth, his face was flushed red, his eyes were full of anger Glittering, undeniably gorgeous.
Zhang Ji looked at Lu Wusi and analyzed the current situation.The stupid Lu Wusi has the memory of two people having sex, but the current Lu Wusi knows what the stupid him has done, but he doesn't know why?So normal Lu Wusi has no memory of the first two worlds.In this situation, it's like a person is divided into two halves, is it fine?
Lu Wusi felt that his physical strength was being drained, and he had a premonition that he was going to become stupid again. He shouted anxiously: "Zhan Chunshen, remember, you are not allowed to take advantage of this sect master!"
After shouting this, Lu Wusi's body softened, and he fell forward into Zhang Ji's arms.Then Lu Wusi raised his head, showing an aggrieved face, and cried to Zhang Ji: "Brother, it hurts so much."
Lu Wusi felt unbearable pain, Yu Xi Dujia hugged Zhang Ji's waist without any teacher, and pressed her lips to Zhang Ji's.
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