How can I always be treated as a woman
Chapter 75
Lan Wanhua made these two phone calls, and three days later, the small courtyard where few people set foot was crowded with people.Lan's father, Lan's mother, Jing's father, Jing's mother, and Jing and five others stood beside the crib and watched the chubby baby in the middle.
Babies who have just been full moon have almost zero perception of the outside world, so a baby who is full of food and sleep is still friendly to the crowd of elders who are watching her.It was too hot in the room, Xiao Mei Niang kicked off the small quilt covering her body, revealing her chubby legs with many folds.
"Now I finally understand why everyone calls the little baby 'Little Baozi', because she really has eighteen folds on her body!" Jing He mischievously began to count the fat folds on Little Mei Niang's body.
"Brat! When you were a child, you had more folds than your niece!" Jing's mother hit Jing He and said, there were so many people waiting to hold the baby, she couldn't get in her hands.
"That's right, when our Wanhua was a child, he already weighed 18 catties in three months! That fat one has a small nose and a small mouth!" Lan Mu said with a smile.
"Really? I really can't tell! Xiaolan's figure is very standard now!" Mother Jing said.
Seeing that the topic turned to herself, Lan Wanhua, who was sitting by the bed and accompanied Jing Xing, took up the conversation: "Mom! Stop complaining about your son in front of your granddaughter, Mei Niang must have a bad impression of me! "
"It sounds like your daughter has become a genius, and she still has a bad impression of you. It is said that the baby has recognized her mother for 42 days, and she can't even recognize Jing Xing now! How could she know you!" Mother Lan teased her son with a smile .
Lan Wanhua thought to herself, mother, you have got the truth, the little thing has really become a spirit, the little thing in the form of a fox has been able to jump up and down in the past two days.What's more, such a small baby can understand the words, and told her to maintain the human form and not transform, and when grandparents and grandparents were coming, Lan Xue actually obediently changed into the form of a baby.He will also stretch out his chubby paws to bargain with himself.
"Yoyo——" (Meiniang is obedient, Dad wants to give Meiniang delicious Doudou!) The little fox called, Lan Wanhua was discovered by the little guy when he was eating the calming pill, and he ate one secretly, and since then I fell in love with the taste of the elixir.
The little fox is so small, Lan Wanhua worried that taking the pill would be bad for her health, so she strictly limited the frequency of her taking the pill.
"Hey, Mei Niang is too young to eat Doudou, it will hurt her stomach." Lan Wanhua patiently reasoned with her little daughter.
"Father is lying! You and mom have eaten! No stomachache!" The little fox yelled angrily, deceiving the children!Although she is young, she still has inherited memories, okay?Obviously it is a good thing!
"Okay, if grandpa, grandma, grandpa, grandpa, and grandpa come and you obediently don't change your body, dad will give you a Doudou." Eating a Huanrong Pill should be fine, right?Jing Xing ate it as jelly beans, Lan Wanhua thought to himself.
"Yoyo——" (5 pieces!) The little fox stretched out a paw and said.
"There are obviously only 4 toes on one paw." Lan Wanhua teased the baby with a smile.
The little fox thought for a while, turned into a baby, slapped his father on the face, and emphasized again: "Ah!" (5 pieces!)
"Okay." Lan Wanhua, whose bargaining was ineffective, reached out and touched the thick fetal hair on the girl's head, and said with a smile, "Just 5, Mei Niang is so smart!"
Thus, there was the big fat baby lying obediently on the small bed that Lan's father, Lan's mother, Jing's father, and Jing's mother saw.
Afterwards, Jing's father and Jing's mother only took a week's leave. During these 7 days, Jing's mother tried her best to cook all kinds of delicious food for Jing Xing, such as tomato beef brisket soup, crucian carp soup, soybean stewed trotters, abalone soup, oxtail Soup... take turns, not repeating the same every day!Jing Xing, who was eating, was round and round, with a small face that was white, tender, and shiny!
Although Lan Wanhua's small courtyard is not small, there is no guest room. After squeezing in with his mother-in-law's family, Lan's father and mother couldn't live there any longer, so they went back to live in their own villa, and would come here every now and then. A trip to see the big fat granddaughter.
How could the abnormal behavior of the parents of the Lan family hide from the spirit-like Lan Xin? At dinner this day, Lan Xin tentatively asked: "Mom, why do you and my dad keep going to Wanhua's place these two days? Is it Wanhua's place?" What happened again?"
"Hey, what could be the matter? It's not that your brother has committed an old problem again! It's really terrible, I am so old, and I still have to worry about you juniors!" Mother Lan said with a sad expression on her face.
You were so beaming just now, you thought I was blind!Lan Xin complained in her heart, but there was also a trace of worry on her face, she said: "Wanhua's body, hey! I know a good Chinese medicine doctor, how about I introduce it to Wanhua, so I can show you?"
"No need! Your Uncle Wang is a well-known national player in Huaguo. Can there be a better Chinese medicine doctor than him? Don't bother your brother." Lan's mother hurriedly stopped, joking, really let the so-called doctor go Look, isn't the secret revealed?
Lan Xin rolled her eyes, thinking that there is indeed something tricky in it, it seems that [-]% of the rumors from the past two days are true.Thinking of this, Lan Xin picked up the black tea on the table, added two spoonfuls of milk into it, and said nothing.
In the evening, after dinner, Lan Xin and Zhao Yang went back to the room to rest. Zhao Yang thoughtfully rubbed Lan Xin's shoulders and asked, "Uncle and aunt are hiding something from us!"
"Did you see it again?" Lan Xin turned her head slightly, glanced at Zhao Yang, and said with a smile.
"Young Master really has a lot of secrets." Zhao Yang said.
"About my younger brother, there are many things you don't know! We just need to keep everything in mind, and when it is useful, go to my younger brother for some benefits!" Lan Xin said, Zhao Yang Her massage technique was so good that she couldn't help squinting her eyes.
"Sister Xin is right!" Zhao Yang agreed, but he was thinking about how to get involved with Lan Wanhua, the thickest thigh in the Lan family.
On the other side, Lan Wanhua's courtyard welcomed another guest.
"Empress Ze, rare guest!" Lan Wanhua greeted his friend in surprise when he saw his friend walking in.His friend's official position is getting higher and higher, and it is becoming more and more inconvenient to travel, so he seldom comes here in person.
"I don't have to go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing!" Lin Zehou smiled and gave Lan Wanhua a long-lost hug, and said, "I'm here today. There are two main things. One is because I heard that you The family has added a baby, here is a happy gift."
Having said that, Lin Zehou took out a thick red envelope from his pocket, and said, "Don't be too small, brother is an upright official, not as rich and powerful as a big businessman like you! It's kind of a wish."
"If you're a brother, don't say such outrageous things again!" Lan Wanhua took Lin Zehou's red envelope without hesitation, solemnly put it in the box on the desk next to him, and said, "The most important thing for you to come today is the first two things?"
"Those who know me are also Wanhua!" Lin Zehou patted Lan Wanhua on the shoulder vigorously, and said with a smile: "The medicine you gave to the Prime Minister last time, I sent it to a reliable pharmaceutical factory for testing. Don't you Brother, I don’t believe you, it’s just something for the prime minister to import, brother has to be careful!”
"It should." Lan Wanhua nodded, gestured to Lin Ze and continued.
"Of course there is no poisonous ingredient, and the pharmaceutical factory can't test anything else. I took the elixir and sent it to the prime minister, saying that it was a new drug developed by my doctor. He won the trust of his old man. Yuxi took one on the spot." Lin Zehou looked into Lan Wanhua's eyes and continued, "I didn't expect your medicine to have such an immediate effect, and the Prime Minister's head pain disappeared immediately! For three days in a row, sleep and spirit are all gone. Great!"
This is an effect that the two of them have known for a long time. After hearing what his friend said exaggeratedly, Lan Wanhua just smiled and waited for Lin Zehou's next words.
"One pill every three days, 7 times in a row, these three months have passed, and the prime minister has never had a headache again!" Lin Zehou sighed: "Isn't this the prime minister who asked again today, this 'famous doctor' Is there any intention to be his exclusive doctor? Brother, I will come to you to find out!"
Lan Wanhua heard the words, gave Lin Ze a meaningful look, and said, "What do you think?"
"Hey, Wan Hua, don't look at me like that! I didn't reveal your secret!" Lin Ze hurriedly waved his hands.
"If you can't be trusted, brother, who else can I trust?" Lan Wanhua put a high hat on Lin Zehou and said, "It's just this doctor, it's really inconvenient."
"Why? This doctor is still some kind of expert from the mountains?" Lin Zehou joked with a smile.
"It's not an expert, it's Madam!" Lan Wanhua answered with a smile.
"Ma'am?" Lin Zehou was puzzled, and after a while, he came back to his senses, slapped his thigh fiercely, and said, "Oh, are you younger siblings?"
Lan Wanhua nodded and said, "Jing Xing is still in confinement, so he can't serve the Prime Minister for the time being."
"Oh, it's just confinement, but it's only a month, and it's fine after confinement. What's the inconvenience?" Lin Zehou said with a smile, thinking that it's not a problem.
Lan Wanhua heard the words, took a sip of tea, gave Lin Zehou a heavy weight, and said, "Don't you know that Jing Xing is a man?"
"What? A man?" Lin Zehou almost spit out all the tea in his mouth, and said in shock: "Isn't your wife in confinement? Why is there a man again?"
Lan Wanhua moved her seat to the side in disgust, and repeated to Lin Zehou: "Jing Xing is a man, that's right, and he just gave birth and is in confinement."
"Ahem! This world is really full of wonders!" Lin Zehou said very speechlessly, forget it, he had better not bring this shock to the prime minister, and replied later that the mysterious doctor didn't want to come out of the mountain.
When Lin Ze left, he took a box of good tea leaves from Lan Wanhua and some wedding cakes.
After seeing off his friend, Lan Wanhua turned around and went back to the house, and saw a big fox and a little fox lying together, sleeping soundly.
Babies who have just been full moon have almost zero perception of the outside world, so a baby who is full of food and sleep is still friendly to the crowd of elders who are watching her.It was too hot in the room, Xiao Mei Niang kicked off the small quilt covering her body, revealing her chubby legs with many folds.
"Now I finally understand why everyone calls the little baby 'Little Baozi', because she really has eighteen folds on her body!" Jing He mischievously began to count the fat folds on Little Mei Niang's body.
"Brat! When you were a child, you had more folds than your niece!" Jing's mother hit Jing He and said, there were so many people waiting to hold the baby, she couldn't get in her hands.
"That's right, when our Wanhua was a child, he already weighed 18 catties in three months! That fat one has a small nose and a small mouth!" Lan Mu said with a smile.
"Really? I really can't tell! Xiaolan's figure is very standard now!" Mother Jing said.
Seeing that the topic turned to herself, Lan Wanhua, who was sitting by the bed and accompanied Jing Xing, took up the conversation: "Mom! Stop complaining about your son in front of your granddaughter, Mei Niang must have a bad impression of me! "
"It sounds like your daughter has become a genius, and she still has a bad impression of you. It is said that the baby has recognized her mother for 42 days, and she can't even recognize Jing Xing now! How could she know you!" Mother Lan teased her son with a smile .
Lan Wanhua thought to herself, mother, you have got the truth, the little thing has really become a spirit, the little thing in the form of a fox has been able to jump up and down in the past two days.What's more, such a small baby can understand the words, and told her to maintain the human form and not transform, and when grandparents and grandparents were coming, Lan Xue actually obediently changed into the form of a baby.He will also stretch out his chubby paws to bargain with himself.
"Yoyo——" (Meiniang is obedient, Dad wants to give Meiniang delicious Doudou!) The little fox called, Lan Wanhua was discovered by the little guy when he was eating the calming pill, and he ate one secretly, and since then I fell in love with the taste of the elixir.
The little fox is so small, Lan Wanhua worried that taking the pill would be bad for her health, so she strictly limited the frequency of her taking the pill.
"Hey, Mei Niang is too young to eat Doudou, it will hurt her stomach." Lan Wanhua patiently reasoned with her little daughter.
"Father is lying! You and mom have eaten! No stomachache!" The little fox yelled angrily, deceiving the children!Although she is young, she still has inherited memories, okay?Obviously it is a good thing!
"Okay, if grandpa, grandma, grandpa, grandpa, and grandpa come and you obediently don't change your body, dad will give you a Doudou." Eating a Huanrong Pill should be fine, right?Jing Xing ate it as jelly beans, Lan Wanhua thought to himself.
"Yoyo——" (5 pieces!) The little fox stretched out a paw and said.
"There are obviously only 4 toes on one paw." Lan Wanhua teased the baby with a smile.
The little fox thought for a while, turned into a baby, slapped his father on the face, and emphasized again: "Ah!" (5 pieces!)
"Okay." Lan Wanhua, whose bargaining was ineffective, reached out and touched the thick fetal hair on the girl's head, and said with a smile, "Just 5, Mei Niang is so smart!"
Thus, there was the big fat baby lying obediently on the small bed that Lan's father, Lan's mother, Jing's father, and Jing's mother saw.
Afterwards, Jing's father and Jing's mother only took a week's leave. During these 7 days, Jing's mother tried her best to cook all kinds of delicious food for Jing Xing, such as tomato beef brisket soup, crucian carp soup, soybean stewed trotters, abalone soup, oxtail Soup... take turns, not repeating the same every day!Jing Xing, who was eating, was round and round, with a small face that was white, tender, and shiny!
Although Lan Wanhua's small courtyard is not small, there is no guest room. After squeezing in with his mother-in-law's family, Lan's father and mother couldn't live there any longer, so they went back to live in their own villa, and would come here every now and then. A trip to see the big fat granddaughter.
How could the abnormal behavior of the parents of the Lan family hide from the spirit-like Lan Xin? At dinner this day, Lan Xin tentatively asked: "Mom, why do you and my dad keep going to Wanhua's place these two days? Is it Wanhua's place?" What happened again?"
"Hey, what could be the matter? It's not that your brother has committed an old problem again! It's really terrible, I am so old, and I still have to worry about you juniors!" Mother Lan said with a sad expression on her face.
You were so beaming just now, you thought I was blind!Lan Xin complained in her heart, but there was also a trace of worry on her face, she said: "Wanhua's body, hey! I know a good Chinese medicine doctor, how about I introduce it to Wanhua, so I can show you?"
"No need! Your Uncle Wang is a well-known national player in Huaguo. Can there be a better Chinese medicine doctor than him? Don't bother your brother." Lan's mother hurriedly stopped, joking, really let the so-called doctor go Look, isn't the secret revealed?
Lan Xin rolled her eyes, thinking that there is indeed something tricky in it, it seems that [-]% of the rumors from the past two days are true.Thinking of this, Lan Xin picked up the black tea on the table, added two spoonfuls of milk into it, and said nothing.
In the evening, after dinner, Lan Xin and Zhao Yang went back to the room to rest. Zhao Yang thoughtfully rubbed Lan Xin's shoulders and asked, "Uncle and aunt are hiding something from us!"
"Did you see it again?" Lan Xin turned her head slightly, glanced at Zhao Yang, and said with a smile.
"Young Master really has a lot of secrets." Zhao Yang said.
"About my younger brother, there are many things you don't know! We just need to keep everything in mind, and when it is useful, go to my younger brother for some benefits!" Lan Xin said, Zhao Yang Her massage technique was so good that she couldn't help squinting her eyes.
"Sister Xin is right!" Zhao Yang agreed, but he was thinking about how to get involved with Lan Wanhua, the thickest thigh in the Lan family.
On the other side, Lan Wanhua's courtyard welcomed another guest.
"Empress Ze, rare guest!" Lan Wanhua greeted his friend in surprise when he saw his friend walking in.His friend's official position is getting higher and higher, and it is becoming more and more inconvenient to travel, so he seldom comes here in person.
"I don't have to go to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing!" Lin Zehou smiled and gave Lan Wanhua a long-lost hug, and said, "I'm here today. There are two main things. One is because I heard that you The family has added a baby, here is a happy gift."
Having said that, Lin Zehou took out a thick red envelope from his pocket, and said, "Don't be too small, brother is an upright official, not as rich and powerful as a big businessman like you! It's kind of a wish."
"If you're a brother, don't say such outrageous things again!" Lan Wanhua took Lin Zehou's red envelope without hesitation, solemnly put it in the box on the desk next to him, and said, "The most important thing for you to come today is the first two things?"
"Those who know me are also Wanhua!" Lin Zehou patted Lan Wanhua on the shoulder vigorously, and said with a smile: "The medicine you gave to the Prime Minister last time, I sent it to a reliable pharmaceutical factory for testing. Don't you Brother, I don’t believe you, it’s just something for the prime minister to import, brother has to be careful!”
"It should." Lan Wanhua nodded, gestured to Lin Ze and continued.
"Of course there is no poisonous ingredient, and the pharmaceutical factory can't test anything else. I took the elixir and sent it to the prime minister, saying that it was a new drug developed by my doctor. He won the trust of his old man. Yuxi took one on the spot." Lin Zehou looked into Lan Wanhua's eyes and continued, "I didn't expect your medicine to have such an immediate effect, and the Prime Minister's head pain disappeared immediately! For three days in a row, sleep and spirit are all gone. Great!"
This is an effect that the two of them have known for a long time. After hearing what his friend said exaggeratedly, Lan Wanhua just smiled and waited for Lin Zehou's next words.
"One pill every three days, 7 times in a row, these three months have passed, and the prime minister has never had a headache again!" Lin Zehou sighed: "Isn't this the prime minister who asked again today, this 'famous doctor' Is there any intention to be his exclusive doctor? Brother, I will come to you to find out!"
Lan Wanhua heard the words, gave Lin Ze a meaningful look, and said, "What do you think?"
"Hey, Wan Hua, don't look at me like that! I didn't reveal your secret!" Lin Ze hurriedly waved his hands.
"If you can't be trusted, brother, who else can I trust?" Lan Wanhua put a high hat on Lin Zehou and said, "It's just this doctor, it's really inconvenient."
"Why? This doctor is still some kind of expert from the mountains?" Lin Zehou joked with a smile.
"It's not an expert, it's Madam!" Lan Wanhua answered with a smile.
"Ma'am?" Lin Zehou was puzzled, and after a while, he came back to his senses, slapped his thigh fiercely, and said, "Oh, are you younger siblings?"
Lan Wanhua nodded and said, "Jing Xing is still in confinement, so he can't serve the Prime Minister for the time being."
"Oh, it's just confinement, but it's only a month, and it's fine after confinement. What's the inconvenience?" Lin Zehou said with a smile, thinking that it's not a problem.
Lan Wanhua heard the words, took a sip of tea, gave Lin Zehou a heavy weight, and said, "Don't you know that Jing Xing is a man?"
"What? A man?" Lin Zehou almost spit out all the tea in his mouth, and said in shock: "Isn't your wife in confinement? Why is there a man again?"
Lan Wanhua moved her seat to the side in disgust, and repeated to Lin Zehou: "Jing Xing is a man, that's right, and he just gave birth and is in confinement."
"Ahem! This world is really full of wonders!" Lin Zehou said very speechlessly, forget it, he had better not bring this shock to the prime minister, and replied later that the mysterious doctor didn't want to come out of the mountain.
When Lin Ze left, he took a box of good tea leaves from Lan Wanhua and some wedding cakes.
After seeing off his friend, Lan Wanhua turned around and went back to the house, and saw a big fox and a little fox lying together, sleeping soundly.
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