I suspect my boyfriend is not human

"Huh?" Ji Fei'an's face froze for a moment.

Ermao thought that Ji Fei'an was worried about him, and quickly added: "But don't worry, you humans are not on the diet of killer whales, they like you very much."

"Ah, no... I mean, are they so cruel?"

Although it is big, it looks so cute and has a soft voice. Even if it is a carnivore, it shouldn't be particularly vicious, right?

The second cat suddenly looked at him with weird eyes, looked around again, and after seeing no killer whale, he whispered: "Of course there are, belugas, dolphins and other cetaceans are all in the recipe of killer whales. On the sea, it also includes seabirds, penguins, seals... They dare to eat anything that can be eaten in the sea, and sometimes animals on land will not be spared."

Ji Feian: "..."

As he said that, Ermao's small eyes drifted wildly, staying on Ji Fei'an from time to time: "They are only so friendly when they are in front of humans, but I also think you humans are very cute."

Huh?Ji Fei'an felt as if he heard an ambiguous sentence, he thought he was thinking too much, but when he saw that Ermao's face was a little red, and the cat's eyes kept looking at him, he felt that he was not thinking too much.

"..." Wait, why didn't I realize that I was quite popular before?Ji Fei'an couldn't help thinking about it affectionately.

Then, the two cats moved their ears, said "huh?", and then suddenly moved closer.

Ji Fei'an was taken aback when he suddenly brought his head so close, but soon he found that Ermao was staring at his hair.

"Is there something in my hair?"

Because the distance was too close, the breathing sounds of the two cats became very clear. Originally, Ji Fei'an was not so sensitive to close contact with the same sex, but since the other party just praised them for their cuteness, his attitude was also a bit fascinated. After he had a good impression, he couldn't help thinking about it, and at the same time, he became sensitive to the close contact with the second cat, so he was a little uncomfortable now.

"There's something in your hair."

Ermao focused on Ji Fei'an's hair, and after answering, he reached out and gently pinched a small, black object from Ji Fei'an's hair.Then he put it on the palm of his hand and showed it to Ji Fei'an, saying: "I got it off for you."

Ji Fei'an looked down and found that it was a small bug, no, to be precise, it was a small spider.After Ji Fei'an looked at him, the spider also raised its head to respond to Ji Fei'an's gaze, and when it looked at the two big eyes on the front of the spider, after a short silence, Ji Fei'an suddenly remembered what he had missed. exist.

No wonder he always felt like he had forgotten something, the spider he saw in the kitchen before!He originally wondered if the mutated spider had slipped out?But at that time, it seemed that Hu Jing entered the kitchen suddenly, and then turned around and the spider ran away, and he didn't think about it.

"...Are you that spider brother from before?" Ji Fei'an asked the spider in Ermao's palm.

Seeing him talking to the spider, Ermao had a surprised expression on his face: "Huh? Do you know this spider?"

Immediately afterwards Ermao shook his head and said, "No, how could a spider talk!"

As soon as the second cat denied it, the spider seemed to jump to the ground with a whistling sound. Just as Ji Fei'an was looking for the spider, he heard a rustling and rattling sound.

The little spider brother whom he had been in contact with for a while really appeared in front of him, and he nodded and hummed to him.

The second cat has already jumped on the stool and arched its body. It seems that the spider turned into a human being and was frightened. Seeing the reaction of the second cat, Ji Feian felt that his first impression was correct. The body of the second cat is indeed a cat. It is not known whether it is a domestic kitten or a wild big cat.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Ji Fei'an felt that Brother Spider looked at Er Mao with contempt in his eyes, as if he was saying: Let you think that spiders can't talk, but not only can I talk, but I can also change people!

Ji Fei'an was a little unresponsive at first, and was silent for a while, then remembered that the second cat found a spider in his hair just now...

"You've been hiding in my hair?" Ji Fei'an asked.

Spider didn't answer.

And Ji Fei'an asked again: "Didn't you follow us all the way?"

The spider seemed to avoid it a bit.

And after seeing the spider's stupid reaction, Ji Fei'an felt mmp in his heart, shit!Nima, that is to say, the spider has been hiding in his hair and followed them all the way, but when they saw that they encountered enemies and were even in danger, they pretended not to be there and didn't even try to help them!

Although he knew that the other party was not obliged to say that he must help, but he obviously had a certain ability, and he didn't help when he saw that they were in danger, and kept hiding from the crowd. Thinking of the previous thrills, Ji Fei'an felt a little bit uncomfortable Comfortable.

After the spider noticed Ji Fei'an's anger, he tilted his head, seemed a little puzzled, and seemed a little puzzled, and then said bluntly: "He just asked me to follow you and report to him, and didn't ask for anything else. thing."

Ji Fei'an froze for a moment, and realized that the "he" in the spider's mouth should refer to the zombie that was being treated inside.

Then the spider added: "And he hasn't given me enough worms yet."

Ji Feian: "..."

From what this means, it probably means not working unless you are paid enough.Okay, it seems that there is no problem.

During this short period of thinking, the spider suddenly seemed to sense something, and suddenly changed back to its original form and disappeared. Just when Ji Fei'an was startled, he heard footsteps and Hu Jing's voice.

"I brought back two rabbits, let's bake them for you now!"

Hu Jing carried the two dead rabbits and said to Ji Feian, and after speaking, he looked around, as if he had noticed something, and asked, "Did something happen when I left just now?"

Ji Fei'an was about to talk about the spider, but remembering that Hu Jing was not very friendly to the spider, and how the spider was too late to escape, he fell silent, shook his head and said, "Nothing!"

After Hu Jing came back, Ermao became a lot quieter. Seeing that Hu Jing seemed to be fine, he stopped asking and prepared to light a fire to roast the rabbit.

Ermao saw that he was going to start a fire on the spot, hesitated for a while, and then whispered: "I remember that there is a canteen here. The auntie in the canteen is not here now, but the equipment can be used. How about taking you there?"

Nowadays, the level of making dishes with instruments has far surpassed that of manual labor, and it is also convenient and fast. When Ji Feian heard that there is a canteen here, it is naturally best to go to the canteen.

Then nodded and said: "Okay! Then I will trouble you!"

Seeing that Ji Fei'an was planning to go to the cafeteria, Hu Jing naturally complied with him.Not long after, Ermao brought them to the cafeteria, and Ji Fei'an and the others quickly had a full meal.

And when they were full, the zombies had already been healed.

Seeing the zombies moving freely again, Ji Fei'an was a little different from the speed of the treatment, but probably because of the surprise on his face, Director Fan said slowly: "Because the zombie's body is already dead, so don't worry about it." There is a time for wounds to heal, just to put the broken pieces back together, to replace the broken joints and make the body usable."

After speaking, Director Fan seemed to think of something, looked around, Ji Fei'an came to his senses, and said, "Hu Jing is not here."

Director Fan looked relieved.

Since the zombies have been cured, they will naturally not stay here for long.In the afternoon of that day, Ji Fei'an and others left from this branch and were repatriated to the previous office building.

On the way, Ji Fei'an looked around and didn't seem to see any spiders, and he didn't know if he went to find zombies to meet them.But Hu Jing was also in the cockpit, so it was difficult for Ji Fei'an to ask the zombies.

After returning to the office building, Ji Fei'an got off the aircraft, and was about to go to the zombie's office with Hu Jing to discuss the next arrangement.

Ermao probably had to say goodbye when they saw each other. After all, Ermao also had work to do, and after such a separation, if Ji Fei'an was not an employee of the office building, there might not be many chances to see him again in the future.

After thinking about it, Ermao still couldn't hold back his excited little heart. Under the pressure of the presence of the killer whale, he asked Ji Fei'an in a shy voice, "Can I add you as a friend?"

Ji Fei'an was stunned. Before that, he vaguely felt that the second cat paid a lot of attention to him, but he thought it was just like Hu Jing, just met an animal that had a good impression on humans, but now he is still looking for a communication No. Add friends... Ji Fei'an was a little subtle, a little worried that he was thinking too much, but this reaction was so difficult that he had to think too much.

Probably seeing him thinking about it for a while, Er Mao's expression gradually became depressed.When Ji Fei'an saw his pitiful appearance, he almost drooped his head, and immediately felt a sense of guilt in his heart, and then hurriedly said: "Yes, yes!"

As soon as Ermao heard his agreement, he immediately cheered up again.

Hu Jing watched the two of them get together to add each other's contact information, and felt that something was wrong, which made him feel a little uncomfortable, but Hu Jing only thought it was because he was upset that his two-legged beast was abducted by other animals Attention only.

After obtaining the contact information as he wished, Ermao left happily.

The zombie, who had already seen Ermao's careful thoughts, was in a delicate mood, but he didn't seem to have any position to intervene in this matter.

The killer whale was prevented from getting too close to Ji Fei'an before, because Ji Fei'an didn't know the inside story at the time, and the orca's feelings for Ji Fei'an were more like the simple love of humans for cats.

But the two cats are different. The body of the two cats is a cheetah. In the eyes of cheetahs, the low-fat physique of humans seems to fit their aesthetics very well.And looking at Ermao's performance, it is obvious that they have a good impression of Ji Fei'an.It's not the kind of pure love of killer whales, but the kind of wanting to be a partner, so the zombies don't bother to stop them anymore, they are all adults anyway, and they have their own sense of proportion.

The author has something to say: [How to prevent the two-legged beast from being abducted]

1. Provide regular safety education to Twolegs to raise their vigilance

2. Interact with the two-legged beast more often to enhance his dependence on you

3. Satisfy his thoughts to the greatest extent, so as not to be easily abducted by Xiaoen Xiaohui

4. Pay more attention to the whereabouts of the two-legged beast, and keep abreast of the dynamics

5. Pay special attention to stay away from all cats! ! !

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