The same table is always testing the edge of the fried hair

After evening self-study, Xia Ci usually sat in class for a while before going back to the dormitory.As the monthly exam approached, more and more top students stayed in the front row to discuss the issues. Everyone expressed their opinions, and the discussion was very intense.

"I heard that there will be a parent-teacher meeting after the monthly exam. At that time, the ranking list will be posted on the blackboard and the punishment will be publicized!"

"Where did you hear the news? After the monthly exam, it will be the National Day. Do you want people to celebrate the motherland's birthday?!"

"The number one must be Hao Chengji, I just hope not to fall out of the top ten."

"Last time, Lao Ji told me that she was fighting with the gods of the Special Zero Class of the Second Middle School Entrance Examination."

"Yang Le, the number one in our grade, will probably be the first in the second middle school, right?"

A bunch of students were chattering, suddenly a classmate leaned over, pointed to the back quietly, and whispered, "Don't forget, there is a big boss in our class."

According to Xia Ci before he transferred to another school, his image in everyone's minds should be a god of learning who can only be seen from a distance but cannot be reached, and who must worship before the exam, but now it seems... the god of learning is different from what he imagined. too same.

Fighting, sleeping, standing for punishment... He did everything a good student would not do.

Everyone's eyes followed the direction pointed by the student to the last row——

Xia Ci lowered his head to pick up the things that fell under the table, Ye Kong pressed his head to keep him from getting up, and said with a smile on his face: "Call me, I will let you get up."

"Are you poisonous?" Xia Ci opened his hand, changed direction and raised his head.

Ye Kongpi was so happy at once, he couldn't beat him, "I'm not poisonous."

"I really can't see it," Xia Ci looked him up and down, and said seriously: "I advise you to be more regular and restrained in some aspects of your life."

"..."

"What the hell are you thinking about in your head!" Ye Kong laughed, raised his arms to embrace Xia Ci, and pressed his head against his chest, "You heard me clearly, although I am handsome and criminal, but I have never A pure, good man who has never held a small hand!"

"..."

Ye Kong suddenly asked curiously: "Have you ever held hands with others?"

"Pull the snake skin!" Xia Ci struggled to get up.

In the corner of the last row, the two fought with each other, and the atmosphere was a bit tense.

However, in the eyes of the people in the front row, it seemed that this was not the case.

"Are they going to fight?"

"Is there anyone fighting with a smile? Look at how happy Brother Kong is smiling."

"Why do I feel that they don't seem to be fighting, it's a bit like... a small fight between young lovers."

"plus one......"

The two fought for a while, then regained their calmness and went about their own business. They didn't see any blood, they just went back and forth, hitting and hiding, just playing around.

Xia Ci took out the English model essay sent by Teacher Xu and read it twice. After he could memorize it, he clipped it back. Then he tapped the desk next door with his fingertips and reminded: "I will recite the English model essay tomorrow."

"What English model essay?" Ye Kong asked, "When did you post it?"

Xia Ci was really curious if the memory of the person in front of him was only seven seconds, "I sent it in the self-study last night, a single page."

Ye Kong took out a small fan stacked with paper from the drawer, and opened it silently, the printed words on it had been blurred by creases, making it difficult to see clearly, "I thought it was my previous answer sheet , I used a folding fan to fan the wind."

"..."

Xia Ci glanced at him, and handed over his model essay paper, "Take it back and memorize it."

"Don't you need it?" Ye Kong held the test paper, his face gradually filled with emotion.

Xia Ci shook his head, "No need." He had already memorized it, and kept it for drafting.

After Ye Kong made up some things, he was very moved. Obviously Xia Ci is also a scumbag, and he is also a person who faces the risk of losing his back, but he gave himself the opportunity to enter the palace of knowledge... Well, Ye Kong felt that he was right, Xia Ci was indeed a good person.

Morning reading the next day.

Ye Kong shook his drowsy head, trying to open his eyelids that were about to close.

Huang He ran over from the group next door to look for a class representative to endorse. When he left, he saw Ye Kong who was listless. He leaned over and asked, "Brother Kong, did you go to the tornado yesterday? Your dark circles are almost reaching your chin."

Tornado is an Internet cafe not far from the No. [-] Middle School. It is often raided by the leaders of the No. [-] Middle School and the No. [-] Middle School. With the support of a group of stubborn elements who climbed over the wall and went online in the middle of the night, it survived.

"Fuck it," Ye Kong patted the test paper on the table, "I recited the model essay last night."

Huang He couldn't believe it ten thousand times, and stared at the densely packed Chinese translations on the test paper.

Even "Inmyopinion" was marked with "In my opinion", so Huang He had no choice but to believe, "Brother Kong, did you drink chicken soup for the soul at Lao Ji's place?"

"No drink," Ye Kong waved his hand, "You don't understand what this test paper carries."

Huang He: "What does it carry?" A large translation from Youdao Dictionary?

Ye Kong raised his eyes, and said slowly, "It contains the selfless dedication and unparalleled love of my deskmate."

Huang He: "..."

In the last session of the English class in the morning, Teacher Xu walked in with a small red bag, and his outfit changed from the one he saw in the morning reading.

The students below couldn't help wondering why the chemistry teacher's dressing style was always a combination of Chinese and Western styles, with a mix of contrasting colors, while the English teacher had endless beautiful clothes and brand-name bags.

Teacher Xu took out the tape recorder, "Let's listen to the listening comprehension in the English newspaper first, and after the explanation, I will spot check the recitation of the model essay."

"The text is not long, and many important sentence patterns are what I said in class, and I will use them in writing high-scoring essays in the future," Teacher Xu said. Go to eat after you finish reciting."

There was a sigh of relief, and silently prayed that he would not be smoked.

From yesterday to now, Ye Kong can understand the general meaning, but there are still many stumbles in the sentences, and he is not familiar with the memorization.

But this is already the maximum limit of a school bully who never endorses.

After the listening explanation, Teacher Xu put away the tape recorder and reported five numbers at random, "No. 7, No. 14, No. 21, No. 35, No. 42."

They are all multiples of 7. Huang He, the student on the 28th, felt that he should have saved the universe in his previous life, so he decided to buy two welfare lottery tickets after school.

"Fuck, it won't be so unlucky." Ye Kong rubbed the back of his head, then turned to ask the tablemate, "What's your number, Lao Xia?"

Xia Ci looked at the English newspaper without changing his expression, "Number 35."

Ye Kong frowned: "...It's really over now." The tablemate was going to be left hungry.

There are not many girls in the science class. Most of the girls are very obedient, and English is their strong point. Students No. 7 and No. 14 quickly recited the model essay fluently, and sat down after being greatly praised by Teacher Xu.

Student No. 21 obviously didn't make any preparations, he hesitated and memorized intermittently, and Teacher Xu didn't let him stop, and reminded him word by word, allowing him to recall bit by bit.

Ye Kong squeezed the palm of his hand, and spread the test paper under Xia Ci's eyes, "Just memorize it, I will memorize it later, I will delay you, and the get out of class is over in 10 minutes."

Xia Ci smiled and said nothing.

Classmate No. 21 dawdled and chattered, and dragged the time until the end of get out of class.

Ye Kong secretly rejoiced, thinking that he would thank that buddy for his divine assist later.

However, Teacher Xu said: "Students No. 35 and No. 42 will stay and memorize, and the rest of the class will be dismissed first."

Ye Kong: "..."Assist what a fart!

The whole class quickly left with only three people left. Ye Kong said: "The teacher asked me to recite it first, and if I delay it, I will forget it."

Teacher Xu has heard about Ye Kong's deeds, and he is willing to change himself. The initiative to endorse is the greatest gratification for educators. There is no reason to refuse. Teacher Xu nodded without saying a word and agreed: "You come first, Xia Ci Classmates, wait a moment."

Ye Kong had a heroic look on his face, and while the teacher was not paying attention, he moved his mouth at Xia Ci, Xia Ci thought carefully for a long time before he realized it.

"Just pretend you have a stomachache and run!"

Xia Ci: "..."

Ye Kong started to memorize, although he stuttered a bit more than classmate No. 21, but in Teacher Xu's eyes, he had already taken a big step in life and made a qualitative leap.

"You recited well, but you need to pay more attention to the special usage of some sentences. Keep it up. You are very promising in the college entrance examination." Teacher Xu encouraged, "You can go to dinner first after you recite, next classmate Xia Ci."

Ye Kong didn't move, he was about to ask Xia Ci what he wanted to eat, he could bring it back for him, but the tablemate was hungry.

Unexpectedly, before Ye Kong asked, Xia Ci had already recited fluently: "With the development of science and technology..."

Ye Kong: "???"

In less than 2 minutes, Xia Ci has been recited, the sentences are not fluent, and the pronunciation is very standard, just like the person who always says "the price of the shirt is nine pounds and fifteen pence" in the tape recorder.

"It's getting late, you should go eat quickly." Teacher Xu took out two meal tickets for the faculty and staff from his bag and handed them over. "The student cafeteria is probably out of food. Go to the staff cafeteria on the third floor to eat."

The two took it and said thank you, then walked slowly towards the cafeteria.

Ye Kong looked at Xia Ci full of doubts, and recalled his previous deeds, but he still felt that Xia Ci did not look like a top student.

Xueba Hao Chengji doesn't sleep in class, doesn't play with mobile phones, doesn't read extracurricular books... Let's look at Xia Ci again, um...not like that.

How could Xia Ci recite the model essay?Ye Kong thought for a while, and suddenly understood something. He put his hands into the pockets of the school trousers, put his head in front of Xia Ci and asked in a low voice, "Did you quietly get up last night to recite the book?"

The author has something to say: Xia Ci: spend a lot of money to ask for medicine, the kind that can improve the IQ of the deskmate, wait online, it is very urgent.

Ye Kong: exm? ? ?