The same table is always testing the edge of the fried hair

Saturday is Ye Kong's birthday.

Xia Ci rested his cheeks and looked out the window. He didn't think of anything to give for the whole two classes.

I thought he was the only one who kept this matter in mind, but who knew that on Thursday night, the private group of the class started plotting how to celebrate Ye Kong's birthday——

[Zheng Wenwu]: ...Students, it's Brother Tian's birthday after tomorrow, I'm thinking we have to make an arrangement.

[Huang He doesn't sell leather bags]: I propose!Let's organize a trip to No. [-] Middle School to see Brother Kong.

[Wang Zhuoli]: I think it's okay. There is a Shenxian hot pot restaurant in city A. I've thought about it for a long time.

[Hu Xingcheng]: I see that you are thinking about farts. The first task is to prepare some surprises for Brother Kong.

[Hao Chengji]: ... How about the five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation?

The class was as quiet as a chicken in an instant, and the name Wusan could cause physical discomfort just by looking at it.Xia Ci felt that the gift from the school committee was quite real, and silently decided to put this idea on the agenda, but in the next second Ye Kong was bubbling up in the group.

[Ye Kong DSB]: I don’t want Wusan even if I’m killed!

The group was silent for another moment.

[Zheng Wenwu]: Uh, sorry, I forgot that Brother Kong is in the group......

[Hao Chengji]: No Wusan, what about Wang Houxiong?

【Wang Zhuoli】: Brother Kong, I miss you so much!

Before Ye Kong could send out the verbal threats, the group chat automatically popped up on the phone interface.

A line of words is displayed below - you have been kicked out of this group by the administrator.

Ye Kong had a question mark on his face: "...fuck me!"

[Wang Zhuoli]: Brother Xiong is mighty.

[Huang He doesn't sell leather bags]: ...My scalp is numb from the monitor's performance.

[Xiong Fan]: The next time you see Brother Kong, please remember to protect me and not just watch me being beaten to death.

[Hu Xingcheng]: Brother Xiong, don't worry... we will close our eyes.

After getting down to business, the class group chatted enthusiastically, everyone brainstormed and had all kinds of ideas, only the school committee spared no effort in distributing the guidance books of major institutions.Xia Ci originally thought this proposal was good, but Ye Kong didn't like it, so he had to hold his chin up and think again.

Not long after Ye Kong was kicked out of the group chat, he immediately sent a private message to Xia Ci: I don't want Wang Houxiong, just let them bring you.

Xia Cihui: Do you want Xinghuo?

Ye Kong: If you bring...you can take it.

Xia Ci complied with his wishes and went to a bookstore outside after school to buy a set of "Spark Peak Training".

At the suggestion of the bookstore owner, Xia Ci also wrapped the book with a layer of colored paper, and put a garland bow on the top. The packaging is gorgeous and exquisite. It is hard to imagine that it is a dark book of devil's practice.

Xia Ci felt very good.

The gift is really and creative.

Everyone got up early on Saturday, gathered downstairs in the dormitory, and set off for City A.Zhao Yanbo and Meng Yue had heard the news before, and they went with them early in the morning.

There was no one on the bus to City A in the morning, and the seats in the back were empty. Xia Ci chose the last and most remote seat, sat on it and fell asleep.

However, the driver is a man of temperament. Not only did he choose the most dynamic "Above the Moon" for the car music, he also hummed along with it in a high-pitched voice throughout the whole process.

"This master is very high..." Huang He regarded Wang Zhuoli's soft belly as Simmons, and in such a comfortable condition, he couldn't sleep because of the driver's noise.

"Why don't you play cards to divert your attention?" Zheng Wenwu took out four decks of playing cards from the middle of his schoolbag as if by magic, "It's only two hours before we arrive in City A."

"Okay, old thief, Lao Ji didn't notice this," Hu Xingcheng stood up and rubbed his hands, "What are we going to fight?"

Zheng Wenwu raised his head and asked behind, "What do you want to fight?"

"Fighting the Landlord, there are exactly six people." Meng Yue pointed to Xia Ci who was sleeping with his head covered. "Lao Xia fell asleep, let's beat us."

Zheng Wenwu nodded, and had to admire Xia Ci's sleep quality, he could sleep so soundly in such a high-decibel environment.

He thought to himself that learning gods is also a human being, and he has to study until late at night.

"The loser drinks at night," Huang He said, "Double the bottom, double the bomb, and quadruple the king... To pursue excitement, we have to follow through to the end."

"Put down the goods like a wardrobe," Zheng Wenwu stacked his cards and shouted very arrogantly, "I am the landlord!"

Hu Xingcheng: "I'll steal it!"

Huang He: "I'll grab it too! I've shown my card!"

Boss Huang showed his cards, the biggest one was the Ace of clubs, "Excuse me, I'm a bit on top..."

"......Hahaha!"

There were less than ten people in one car including the driver, but there were fifty voices in the car, and even the moon could not suppress it.

Xia Ci fell asleep in such an environment, and when he gradually woke up, the bus had already driven half of the distance.

He leaned over and looked at the white paper in front of Meng Yue with two characters "正" written on it, "What are you doing?"

"Fighting the Landlord," Meng Yue was almost numb after losing, "Lao Xia, come and save me, my hands are too smelly today."

Xia Ci said, "I don't know how to fight."

"You don't need to know it, just draw cards." Meng Yue moved to the side to make a comfortable place for the boss.

Xia Ci has never played Doudizhu before, but there are many people around him who fight, such as Ye Kong, who used to share a link with him if he had something to do in class.She also had a playful smile on her face: "My deskmate, do me a favor, I'll bring Bo Happy Beans back."

Xia Ci answered him directly at that moment: "Fuck off, get out."

Thinking about it now, the enemies who were supposed to bite each other when they met were actually together.

Fate is such a fucking fantasy.

Xia Ci piled up the cards in his hand into a small fan. Meng Yue looked at it and slapped his thighs, almost jumping up from his seat, "Old Xia called the landlord! Hit them in spring! The chance to come back is here!"

Xia Ci was stunned, hesitantly said: "My name is Landlord."

The other two cards were so bad that they couldn't see them, holding the biggest king in hand, they didn't dare to hum.

Xia Ci was thrown off by a plane, Zhao Yanbo and Wang Zhuoli shook their heads in muffled voices, "I'm sorry..."

Xia Ci: "One to three."

Wang Zhuoli wiped the sweat off his head: "I'm sorry."

Zhao Yanbo was also very desperate: "I can't afford a string of phone numbers."

Meng Yue clapped his hands and applauded, but he couldn't do it, "This is the turn of Feng Shui!"

After two rounds, Xia Ci's cards were almost played, with four twos and two kings left in his hand.

The two bodyguards were so frightened that they trembled.

Meng Yue waited for the historic moment to come, but Xia Ci didn't even think about it, he just threw out a hand of cards, "Four second bands and two kings!"

Xia Ci's face was full of joy after playing the cards.

Meng Yue, however, felt worse than eating rice paddies, his jaws could not be closed for a long time, "...Brother, blow them up!"

"...Hahahahahaha!"

Originally able to play 32 times the number of cards, but now it ends at the bottom double. Zhao Yanbo and Wang Zhuoli couldn't stand upright with laughter, clasped their hands together and thanked sincerely: "Thank you for not killing me!"

Since then, Xia Ci has become famous in the first battle, and from time to time he is pulled out by Xiaopang to sing praises--My brother Ci is such a kind person, playing the most life-saving card with the best luck!