The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

The Armed Detective Agency received a newspaper this morning, Atsushi Nakajima received and opened it, after...

"The current literary giants all come from the people?"

This is what Atsushi Nakajima lamented afterwards.

At that time, Atsushi Nakajima put the newspaper in the place where the 22nd middle school usually sat, so it was logical that the 18th Dazai read it.

"It's a pleasure for Dazai to abuse his wife for a while, why not chase after his wife for a while?"

18 Osamu Dazai doesn't quite understand the current tabloid content, why does he want to be so cool?He is much happier every day than this.

As the saying goes, no one can experience the happiness of Osamu Dazai.

However, just when 18 Dazai wanted to watch, 22 Dazai arrived by air.

The newspaper was snatched away, and 22 Osamu Dazai read aloud while nibbling on an apple: "Dazai enjoys torturing his wife for a while, why don't you chase after his wife to have a good time?"

"Chasing his wife?" 22 Dazai recalled when he chased 18 Chuya...that was really sour.So he said: "It's not easy to chase Xiaozhong, he's too straight-minded."

"Look carefully, this is not the kind of chasing." 18 Dazai reminded coldly: "This is the kind of chasing we don't want."

So 22 Dazai looked at it carefully, then spit out a mouthful of apple, raised his head and shouted: "Who the hell wrote this, ah?!"

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In 22, I also woke up from the lethargy. Why is it lethargic?Because he didn't know when he fell asleep yesterday, no, maybe he was just fainted.

"Um……"

Turned over and got up with difficulty, 18 Osamu Dazai was not there, so he probably went to work.

After all, it is not his own world, and 18 Dazai Osamu was also led on the path of this social animal.

No. 22 also sat up. He clenched his fists for a long time before recovering. His whole body felt sore and sore as if he had been severely beaten by No. 18 Dazai.

Well, he wants to go back to the organization!He is a mafia cadre, why should he suffer this crime in an armed detective agency? !

Wait, 18 Osamu Dazai's life motto is: "I can be where I want, it depends on where you are in 22."

That's right, even if the 22nd middle school also returns to the port headquarters, the 18th Osamu Dazai will happily follow, and maybe he will take the position of leader in Mori Ogai's hand, this is the 18th Dazai Osamu.

Therefore, there was no way to escape from 22nd Middle School, and no one came to rescue me if I shouted loudly.

Went to his!

No. 22 also swore that he would never live here tonight, he wanted to go home!

However, when No. 22 walked out of the room aggressively, he saw a newspaper lying on the ground.

"Eh...?" No. 22 also looked down at the newspaper, and bent over stiffly. He picked up the newspaper for a closer look, and his dark blue eyes shrank almost instantly.

So he picked up the newspaper, turned a corner and went to the bedroom of No. 18 Zhongye.

For such an interesting thing, it is better to enjoy it alone than to enjoy it together.

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The 18th middle school is still in a deep sleep, the 22nd Dazai in the dream is cornering him, this guy is looking at him with a look on his face, but he can't use any special abilities, let alone physical skills, and the 18th middle school can't do it. For the first time, I felt so weak and pitiful and helpless.

That 22 Osamu Dazai actually let out a devilish laugh and said, "Don't make unnecessary struggles."

Go to hell you!

"Wake up!"

Unexpectedly, his own voice was calling him, saving him from 22 Osamu Dazai's devilish laughter.

He opened his eyes suddenly, well, it wasn't him who saved himself, but 22 Zhong also saved himself.

The 18th High School also opened its eyes and looked at the 22nd High School in front of him. The chains around their necks were all shining... But, well, the cherry blossoms bloomed again.

"What's the matter? Is there an urgent mission?" No. 18 also doesn't know where to go in this world. If he goes back to the port headquarters...he will be bullied by various people like a doll, especially Mori Ogai and his Miss!

After all, for everyone in a few years, such a small Zhongye is more interesting than a doll.

"Shame, look at your voice, like swallowing a whole walnut!" No. 22 also said and pulled him up. Suddenly, a newspaper appeared in front of his face. No. 18 squinted his eyes for a moment, only listening to No. 22. Also said: "Look at this thing."

In No. 18, his sleepy eyes paused for a few seconds, and his vision gradually became clear. He suddenly widened his eyes, and then saw a row of big words on the newspaper:

"Dazai enjoys abusing his wife for a while, why not chase after his wife?"

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22 Osamu Dazai was very angry. He naturally liked to read double black fanfiction. It has to be said that the great writers of the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia have made great contributions to the Taizhong fanfiction.

Of course, all of this is based on the 22 Osamu Dazai's contract.

But he always said: "I like to bully Xiao Zhongya, but don't give me some kind of wife-chasing crematorium, otherwise..." 22 Osamu Dazai will definitely use his disqualification in the world to take a good disqualification.

"Who wrote this?" 22 Osamu Dazai shook his head, a little distressed: "If you chase after your wife, you will chase after your wife. You will give me an ending!"

That's right, this is a fanfiction about Dazai Osamu who abused his wife for a while and chased his wife to the crematorium!

Most importantly, this article is stuck in the part where Osamu Dazai has a good time chasing his wife, and it will be gone later, it will be gone, it will be, it will be, it will be gone!

What about the ending?He also wants to see Osamu Dazai recover Nakahara Chuya, make up for his previous mistakes, and let Nakahara Chuya experience the beauty of a long absence!

What does this ending mean?

"Who did you offend?" 18 Dazai was also unhappy, he felt that he was being implicated, why bother?He is such a person who loves 22 Zhongye honestly, how could he call 22 Zhongye to escape?

Chasing wife crematorium?Impossible, he will always seal No. 22 in his own narrow territory, no one can get in, no one can escape.

Secondary school!

18 Osamu Dazai's secondary nature is undoubtedly revealed.

Therefore, if 18 Dazai Osamu himself becomes the author himself, he will definitely write the Diablo fanfiction.

Or maybe, those miserable texts that are dark to the Taizhong and abused by the general are written by him themselves!

Note here: Dr. Moumori said that someone robbed my vest!

In short, the two Dazai Osamu now have their own concerns, and they want to know what the end of this fanfare will be.First of all, when they are in love with Zhong Ye, they will never abuse what is in the bowl and look at what is in the pot. They have already got the best, so where else can they put their eyes?

Secondly, they will never hit a finger, because... they still want to live well and continue to have oxygen at night.

Again, they don't know how to call and escape!

Escape what?Based on their ability, they will definitely give Chuya a small castle from which he can never escape!

In the end, even if he deliberately let Zhong Ye go, would it be difficult to chase his wife?Of course it's not difficult... no wonder!Suicide, Kazuya dies for love, this is the end!

"I really can't think of who wrote this. In short, it must not be written by a literary giant." 22 Dazai Osamu said firmly.

18 Osamu Dazai calmly asked, "Why?"

"Because they didn't ask me for money." 22 Dazai Osamu said.

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22 Central Plains Chuya and 18 Middle School also read the newspaper, both of them were anxious and wanted to crush a few people with gravity.

Are they that weak? !

No wonder!

"He dares to look at other people in front of me, I will definitely pick his eyes!" 18 is also angry when he thinks about it, and 22 Dazai Osamu usually speaks frivolously, but he absolutely dare not look at him after the two have confirmed their relationship other people's eyes.

Thinking about it, the 18th middle school is also very gratifying.

"Does he still dare to hit me?" No. 22 also thought about it: "Then he really always... hits..."

The 18th middle school also looked over, the two of them looked at each other speechlessly, they were silent for a moment, and then wept and whimpered, feeling that they were too ashamed!

But No. 22 also quickly said: "He will never dare to hit me like this, unless he doesn't want his own fish life!"

No. 18 also laughed and said, "That's right, he doesn't want his fingers anymore!"

No. 22 also coughed twice and said: "What's more, if this happens, can you still escape?"

The two middlemen looked at each other again, and they sighed tacitly.

Will the two Dazai allow them to escape?Thinking too much... 18 Dazai will definitely appear next to 22 High School in a second, and 22 Dazai will definitely bring 18 High School home like a kitten.

then……

And then the ending was unbelievable.

"It's too unreal." No. 18 also shook his head and cried.

22 also felt sad for himself.

Then, they all said "Oh" at the same time, thinking about what to eat at noon today, what to eat at night, what to eat late at night... oh, they don't have time late at night.

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On this day, the group of four spent the day with the sun and the night with Xu in a hurry.When they buried an undead, the four of them went back downstairs to the Armed Detective Agency, and they saw another newspaper, okay, this is still a serial?

18 Dazai picked up the newspaper before Chuya and the others. He hurriedly put the newspaper away, and then went upstairs to the office. 22 Dazai also touched 18 Chuya's hair, and then trotted all the way to chase Wen.

They must see what the end is, what!

"Hey, I don't keep the door open at night!" No. 22 also shouted at No. 18 Dazai.

"Is there any lock that can hold Dazai Osamu?" No. 18 also asked.

So No. 22 middle school also lay on his back, and he had already been appointed.

However, I have to say that no matter whether it is Osamu Dazai at 18 or Osamu Dazai at 22, they did not expect the ending to be like this.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai in this article could not catch up with Nakahara Chuya all the way, and finally saw Nakahara leaving him. Dazai chose real relief and returned to his old profession-suicide.

But when Dazai swallowed a poisonous mushroom, he couldn't fall asleep, and when he woke up, he found that Nakahara Nakaya was grabbing him by the collar and punching him a few times, smashing him into the wall with one blow, and he couldn't get it out .

So everything was a dream?

It makes sense!

The two Osamu Dazai chased after the article, they both smiled knowingly, it seems that double black is still double black, there is no be ending at all!

Well, Almighty Nightmare has a happy ending, and the classic tragedy becomes a comedy.

Should they send something to this magazine to express their inner dissatisfaction?

Forget it, they don't have time to do those things now, yes, they need to go back to their rooms, a good day must end in a good day.

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The next day, this was naturally another endless loop, and the two middlemen couldn't get up, so the two Dazai went to make breakfast for Chuya first.

But when they went out, they saw Wujo Wu, who stood at the door and smiled at them: "How is it? Do I have the qualifications to be a writer?"

"?" 18 Dazai Osamu and 22 Dazai Osamu realized that yesterday's fanfic with the wrong lips was written by Gojo Satoru!

"You really haven't." 22 Dazai Osamu said with disgust.

Gojo Satoru sighed, he swayed and said, "Well, I wanted to give Dazai Osamu and the little guy a happy ending, so forget it~"

The two Osamu Dazai glanced at each other suddenly, they looked at each other, and then they realized that the ending yesterday was not written by the original author? !

"Who is that?" 18 Osamu Dazai asked.

Do not ask!They are men with scripts!

Dare I ask, who would wish so much that all the bad things were just a big dream, and then wake up from the dream, and Chuya is still beating up Osamu Dazai?

Only those two of course.

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Five minutes later, No. 5 was also rubbed on the head in his sleep, and after a moment of waking up, Zhong also sensed the breath of Osamu No. 18 Dazai.

"Hmm... what are you doing?" No. 18 asked, unable to open his eyes.

He only heard 22 Dazai say in his ear: "You have also learned to write fanfiction? Xiao Zhongya."

"..."

"I'll pay the manuscript fee~"

"Go to hell!!!"

At the same time, 22 and 18 are in the room of Osamu Dazai.

22 is also somewhat hopeless.

"Chuya, you know how to write fanfiction, huh?" 18 Dazai Chuuji said, "Then help me write a bird in a cage next time?"

"Get out of here!"

"But you obviously don't want me to go away~" 18 Osamu Dazai smiled: "Why don't we play a bird in a cage?"

"Little brat!"

"Would a kid do that?"

Obviously not.

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The author has something to say:

[Literary heroes in the private theater:]

Pen name Tiger: I also come to write articles for Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakaya.

The glasses urged me to type: I am going to write Dazai Chasing His Wife Crematorium.

I can only write reasoning: I want to eat snacks while typing.

Writer's Children's Literature: Then I want to write that they love each other!

Anatomy or anatomy is a question: I write on a somewhat large scale.

I don't like cats: let's write pet literature.

The scalpel has other uses: Can I write a sub-cp?

The folk writer is me: Is there a real writer who wrote the ending for me?

Fu Hei: ...

My hair color is a bit trendy: Teacher, you seem to have written those thousands of words for a month?

Too many fingers: I am the Japanese code [-]D.

[End of the full text of "Daily Life of Pulling Lights after Hei Shizai and Buthenzai Interpenetrate"]

[Thanks to Ah Kuo:]

(End of the book)

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