The daily life of black Shizai and Buteizai after the interpenetration

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

Nakahara also felt very humiliated, because he was being carried home by Dazai Osamu, and this Dazai Osamu was six years younger than him.

Just now I could hear Edogawa Ranpo shouting from behind: "See you next time, cute and handsome Mr. Hat~"

"I still want to treat you very much next time." It goes without saying that this is the words of Akiko Yosano.

Zhong Yuanzhong just "cut" and didn't make any other resistance, after all, he couldn't move his whole body at this time.It has to be said that the terrifying monster is really powerful, even Zhongyuan Zhong can be beaten like this.

"Does it hurt?"

Dazai asked.

Osamu Dazai hated pain, and he didn't even want Chukahara to be in pain.

"what is this?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye was never afraid, and it was indeed a little childish for him who was born to be tortured.He felt that the most painful thing was probably the rat poison that was given twice that year, but even then, it was only the chest that hurt.

And then... the night that Osamu Dazai defected, he was very drunk.

The Betus in 89 was not good, drinking it felt like being stabbed in the heart. Nakahara Nakaya later said to himself that he shouldn't use that kind of thing to celebrate Dazai's defection, and missed such a good time that night. .

"Don't look at me like that." Nakahara Nakaya caught a glimpse of Osamu Dazai from the corner of his eye. Osamu Dazai was looking at him with one eye tilted with his head tilted. He felt that the boy seemed to be pitying him.

"I didn't really understand Zhongye before."

Osamu Dazai turned his head again, and after thinking for a long time, he finally said so.

"...I didn't really know about mackerel either." Nakahara Nakaya lowered his head, resting his forehead on Dazai Osamu's collar, pulling his strength away again, he really wanted to fall asleep right away.

In fact, he has always understood Osamu Dazai's suicidal tendency, which is nothing more than the will to live to death.

But he disagrees.

After all, they still have unfinished business to do, and they still haven't seen enough sunsets.

"Go to sleep first, we'll be home soon." Dazai Osamu's voice seemed to come from his neck, with the jerkyness of a teenager growing up, and it was only today that Nakahara realized that the voice was not so shocking I hate it, but it sounds a little nice?

"Ah."

After a moment of peace of mind, Zhongyuan Zhong was indeed tired.

"Oh, that's right." Dazai Osamu squinted and smiled, "The cost of the treatment just now was taken from you."

"What?!" After hearing this, Zhong Yuan regained consciousness for a moment, and he raised his head again and asked angrily, "Return, still need to spend money?"

"And the bandages, I wrapped them all."

"..."

"You're rich now, Chuya~ I thought your money would be wiped out in a few days."

"..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also just wanted to curse: "Profitable businessman!"

16-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

"Hey! Bastard!"

Nakahara Nakaya was stuffed into the closet by Dazai Osamu, Dazai Osamu did not use force, but he still told Nakahara Nakaya to close his eyes for a long time.

In fact, this home is a quiet place that belongs to Nakahara Chuya himself. Few people come to it. Those who have been here are all dead. Only Osamu Dazai, an outsider, still knows the story of what happened.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai understands the deep scar in Nakahara Chuya's heart better.

"Chuya, since you can't move now, I will take care of you~"

Osamu Dazai is gearing up, sometimes bowing his waist and sometimes twisting his arms. It looks funny, but in fact it is very dangerous.

Nakahara also opened his eyes, and looked at Osamu Dazai with disdain. He didn't understand what the word "take care of" felt like, so he just snorted coldly: "Just you? Mackerel? You'd better go play manga."

"Acridine~ The current pets are really bad. You must know that the price of the pet hospital is very expensive, and the cost of taking care of you is very high." Osamu Dazai shook his head, really suitable for comedy, if that is the case, Osamu Dazai may He's the coolest comedian ever.

"Stay away from me, or I can't help but beat you up."

"boom!"

As soon as Nakahara Chuya finished speaking, the sliding door of the closet was closed tightly by Dazai, and darkness fell, but the man's voice like a curse could still be heard:

"I'll make you a steak~ Xiao Zhongya."

"You want to eat it yourself." Nakahara Chuya closed his eyes, suddenly feeling that life is not easy, and life with Dazai Osamu is even more difficult.

The sound outside the closet was "ding ding bang bang", and Zhongyuan Zhong also closed his eyes irritably, hoping to sleep for a while, but the sound was too dense, and his ears were as disturbing as if the next door was being renovated. Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to reopen It's so filthy, let's make Osamu Dazai into a "human steak".

"Hey, Xiao Zhongya~"

"What's the matter?" Zhong Yuan Zhong also raised his head in response.

"How well done should the steak be?"

"very!"

Deliberately provocative.

“Steak undercooked!”

"..." Nakahara Chuya's head was getting bigger.

"Hi, Xiao Zhongya."

"what happened again?"

"It's a little troublesome." Obviously, Osamu Dazai's hands-on ability is not very strong, and Nakahara only hopes that Osamu Dazai didn't demolish his home.

Even so, the sound outside still didn't stop, the chaotic "ding bang" never stopped, and I don't know what Osamu Dazai was doing.

But after a long time, Zhong Yuanzhong also found that it didn't sound so annoying anymore.

Unknowingly, Zhong Yuanzhong also slowly fell asleep with this voice. He may not know that there is already a layer of smile on his lips.

He once heard someone say that a home should not be deserted, but a home should be lively, and you can even scold whoever you want without any scruples.

22-year-old Chuya Nakahara——

The most painful day in the Central Plains is probably today?

"Take it, please go slowly, welcome to come again next time."

……

"Your meals are ready, welcome to come next time."

……

Lying on Osamu Dazai's back, he has no strength to resist, not even to swear, all he can do is accept fate's arrangement with his dying breath, and accept Osamu Dazai to go shopping behind his back.

"I remember Zhong also likes to eat steak."

"Ah." Nakahara Chuya's eyelids were fighting up and down, and he also found that his injury was indeed a bit serious this time, and his body seemed to be having a hard time recovering, the blood was still oozing, and he was a little cold.

"I bought steak just now, let's go back and eat."

Osamu Dazai said.

"..."

The closed eyelids moved, Nakahara Chuya's drowsiness suddenly dissipated, he thought for a while, his eyes trembled slightly, and the past time drifted away in his blue eyes.

"Before Dazai asked me...if I had a dog, what would I feed it?"

"..."

"I said steak." Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his eyes and smiled: "Idiot~"

"Because you like to eat steak." Osamu Dazai said.

"Fortunately, you still know."

"Should not forget." Osamu Dazai said again.

"Steak should be paired with red wine." Nakahara Nakaya at home at night, a steak and a glass of red wine, no one disturbed, quiet and leisurely.

"I'll drink with you when you recover." Osamu Dazai didn't have that kind of taste, he simply wanted to accompany this grown-up partner.

"I don't need you little brat to accompany me! I don't drink well, and I can curse people."

"Zhongye, the family is supposed to have no scruples and scold anyone you want to scold."

"..."

Nakahara also thought of the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai, who said so when Osamu Dazai helped him organize his new home.

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The author has something to say:

What to do, I have a lot of double black brain holes, and I have a lot of stalks I want to write... Ah, I love double black so much.

I actually want to write a chasing wife scene...

Cough cough, Dazai is coming to kill.

【small theater:】

16 Zhongye: That is my room, not a home.

22 Dazai: I understand, I understand, living alone is a room, living with two is a home.

22 Chuya: When did this guy become so talkative?

16 Dazai: Hmph, I guess I'm feeling bad.

22 Dazai: One person and one dog are fine, for example, me and my Xiaozhong also have dogs, this is also considered a home~

16 Zhongye: ...