The strongest he will never OOC

A tall man and a slender boy were sitting opposite each other in the bright glass of the dessert shop next to the window.

The man leaned lazily on the sofa chair with his long legs crossed, his white hair was like snow, even with a black eye patch around his eyes, he could still see his high nose bridge, full lips and tough side face line. A glimpse of beauty.

The young man's undisguised face is softer and more delicate. His long black and smooth hair is tied behind his head by a red thread, intertwined with his cold white complexion. The ink is black and white. Sitting there quietly, he looks like an ink beauty. picture.

People passing by stopped for him, thinking it was a member of some new idol group.

"I want to—" Zhou Shu frowned slightly, and finally spoke, pointing to the colorful pictures on the tablet, "This, this, this...and this."

Gojo Satoru took it for granted, he snapped his fingers, and handed the tablet to the waiter who secretly glanced to the side, "Hello, just serve these, and another hazelnut muffin with a lot of chocolate sauce."

The waiter nodded subconsciously, but when he saw the number of meals on the tablet, he was unavoidably surprised, and asked quickly, "Excuse me, are these to be packed?"

"No, just serve it directly." Gojo Satoru smiled slightly, as if the serving for nearly ten people was just a piece of cake.

After ordering, Manu Ling played with the small square box given to him by Gojo Wujo with interest. It is said that this is a "mobile phone", a utensil used by human beings to communicate with each other.

And he only found out half an hour ago that the thing hanging on the wall of the white-haired man's house was not a super-grade magic tool, but an entertainment toy called a "television". All the scenes in it were recorded for people's entertainment. Time.

... No wonder Nanako and Qi-kun can still fall in love so sweetly while staying inside. It turns out that they are not sealed at all!

Zhou murmured inwardly, familiarizing himself with the applications in the small box according to the method taught by the gentle clerk in the mobile phone shop.

Mantra's learning ability is very strong, and he learned the basic operations in a short while, but he still doesn't know how to type, so Gojo Satoru had to teach him to use the voice function to send messages.

Curiously, he opened the address book, quit again, and opened it again. There was only one name hanging on the blank page——

Universe Invincible Super イケメン (Universe Invincible Super Handsome Guy)

Gojo Satoru personally typed this up after he found out that the fish in compulsory education who couldn't even recognize Chinese characters and pseudonyms had slipped through the net.

The curse spirit secretly wrote down the strokes of the name in his heart, and asked a little puzzled: "Why is your name so long?"

"This is the mystery of Japanese, boy!" Gojo Satoru said seriously.

Daylight nodded suspiciously.

Gojo Wujo let out a sigh, "By the way, I'll add all the contact information of the pandas to you, and you can say hello to them. Even though it's a loan, it's also a classmate who will get along with you for a long time. I don't know if your curse spirits have any companions." The relationship between them is just a fake at least."

In order to make it easier for him to know, the man also thoughtfully added a photo in front of each name, and incidentally sent a [ghost hello. Way".

The first person to send a message was Goujuan, who had been browsing YouTube with his mobile phone all day long. He typed a long sentence and couldn't understand a word. He stared at the smiling white-haired man in front of him in confusion.

Gojo Satoru pointed to the dialog box, "Long press the sentence, see if the bubble pops up above it, and then click the third button for automatic reading... That's right."

There is a mechanical voice that is automatically read from the other end of the phone——

"Good day at noon, I'm the dog curly spine, very happy to hear from you, see you in class tomorrow."

"Ah, it's amazing!" The curse spirit whispered, human inventions are too powerful, it is worthy of being a family that knows how to enjoy pleasure!

In the next second, a red dot appeared on the left side of the panda's avatar, and he entered it strangely, long press, and the third read aloud button——

"Day! Do you have a mobile phone? Even that unethical teacher has a bit of conscience, but if you need legal assistance, please feel free to contact me. I, Panda, are definitely on the side of justice!!! 】”

Gojo Satoru held the muffin with a huge amount of chocolate that had just been served on the table, and slowly raised his head, as if a huge question mark appeared on his forehead.

At this time, Hiroshi sent a third message as if he hadn't seen it, from Zenyuan Maki, the most reliable of the trio——

"Good afternoon, classmate Zhou. I have sorted out the contact information of ten law firms here. Their average winning rate is over 98.3%. Even if the enemy is the head of the Wutiao family, you have to believe that the law will always stand on the side of justice On the other hand, as long as you want, we can testify for you at any time! Let the scum who bully underage high school students pay the price!"

"..."

Gojo Satoru's expression changed from shocked to speechless. Through the blindfold, he saw the young Manju Ling quickly swiping his phone and stuffing food into his mouth. He raised his hand and grabbed the other's too thin chin. In the process, the young man's bright red lips were squeezed into a stupid pout.

"Hey, what did you say that made people misunderstand?"