The strongest he will never OOC

"What?! You're in Hakone! You say it again?!"

On the other end of the phone came Noctua Zhengdao's roar: "Have you completely forgotten the opening ceremony in the morning?"

"Anyway, there are only a few students, and the freshmen have already met each other." Wujo Wu raised his eyes, and the curse spirit, who was wearing a tattered bathrobe and refused to change, was sweeping the food stalls with his wallet. The dk face successfully made Miss Taiyaki stuff a spoonful of red bean paste in his portion, and then put it on the baking tray.

"And." Gojo Satoru asked doubtfully, "I'm not often at school? It's just a school opening ceremony, so it doesn't matter."

"That's because you, an unreliable guardian, agreed to Fuhei's parent meeting before." Ye Mo Zhengdao glanced aside, and the black-haired middle school boy with a schoolbag on his back gradually turned indifferent, "Fuhei took a car from Saitama County to Gao I was looking for you, because I knew you would not attend on time, but I didn't expect you to be absent from the opening ceremony of the high school."

The boy frowned: "The head teacher said he must go, otherwise I wouldn't have come to look for that guy."

"I heard that, Hui. By the way, did you fight in school again?" The white-haired teacher scratched his head, "What should I do, I promised a kid to invite him to eat kaiseki cuisine tonight..."

He muttered twice, "It seems that I have to use that one."

Amid the reproaches of Noctua Masato, Gojo Satoru hung up the phone.

He held the freshly baked Taiyaki in his hand, "Now we have to go back to Tokyo."

"..." Zhou concentrated on taking a bite of the food, was scalded by the hot filling, and took two bites without fear of death, not listening to Wujo Wu's speech at all.

Is there a more irritating species than me in this world?

The white-haired man lifted up his sunglasses and hooked the boy's head directly. The two disappeared from the bustling food street in an instant. Only the uncle selling oden raised his head suspiciously and looked at the crowded crowd. He clearly remembered that there was someone here just now. For two...

"As long as you stay in the room obediently, I'll buy you all the things on it." Gojo Satoru handed Hiru a copy of Tokyo's famous snack magazine, and said in a coaxing tone, "You can't go out alone oh."

This is a small modern apartment of [-] square meters, located in the suburbs of Tokyo, only one bus stop away from the high school, it is the temporary residence where Gojo Satoru usually stays.

Although the apartment is not big, it has a lot of things. Wutiao is not a person who would wrong himself.A huge display screen is hung on the wall of the living room when you enter the door, and half of the wall next to it is a glass cabinet, which is full of game cards, game discs, movie DVDs and comic books.

A layer of black wool carpet was spread on the floor, and PS4 controllers and Switch game consoles were scattered on the carpet, as well as three identical Squirrel turtles stacked on top of each other.

There is no sofa in the living room, and it looks like A Zhai's game room.

The kitchen and balcony are on the left, and the study, master bedroom and bathroom are on the right.When the man bought the property, he didn't expect to have guests at all, so he changed the second bedroom into a place called a study room, but it was actually a computer game happy room.

Hiro was dazzled by these strange things, temporarily ignoring the rude behavior of the humans in front of him just now.

"There is ice cream in the refrigerator." Wujou Knuckles knocked on the door of the refrigerator, took out a grape ice and threw it to Zhou, "Except for going out, everything inside can be moved."

"Are you threatening me, human?" Dayu bit the package with his canines angrily, and was instantly attracted by the sweet and cool fragrance of the popsicle. His emotions changed quickly, as if he had never been exposed to these things.

So cool!

So sweet!

Day's eyes shone brightly, and his sharp teeth ate the popsicle like eating a crab.

His own body temperature was low, his mouth cooled instantly, and he exhaled white air in the April weather.He consciously opened the refrigerator and picked out a popsicle in a pink bag, opened it, and swallowed it.

The curse spirit shouldn't have diarrhea, right?Bai Mao paused, and said, "There are also snacks in the living room."

Zhou nodded, and his favorability with the pleasing man in front of him went up again, but if he could die quickly and give his body to himself, he would like this man even more.

Thinking of this, Zhou was a little frustrated. He had been domineering in the magic circle for many years, and he would lose a fight one day...

Sure enough, all beautiful roses have thorns!If you want to get a beautiful body, you will inevitably suffer some hardships.

As long as he eats more of those sticky spell spirits to make his sea of ​​spell power stronger, he will be able to drown the man in front of him one day.

"Okay, I'll stay here for the time being." Hiroki compromised, "But the delicious kaiseki dishes you mentioned are also indispensable."

He eagerly sent this beautiful body away, and rolled around alone on the woolen carpet——

No sea water, no cherry blossoms, so boring.

He liked to sleep at the bottom of the day during the day, with the warm waves gliding over his limbs, as if lying in a cloud.

But what is this?

The boy's waist was pierced by a hard object, and a long plastic square was found from under his body, and there were many smaller squares densely packed on it.

He tried pressing it.

The halo of the screen suddenly lit up, and the remote control was thrown on the floor with a clatter.In an instant, Zhou was ready for battle, and the black magic power oozed from his hands, almost smashing the screen in front of him to pieces.

"If Sensei's heart is the same as mine, then let's make an appointment to see the cherry blossoms tomorrow spring..."

The high school girl clasped her hands in front of her chest, raised her head shyly, and said to a handsome man in a suit, "We made an appointment before graduation!"

woman?

Hiro raised his almond eyes, and withdrew his magic power curiously. Is this woman sealed in this small box?That man was also sealed?

Hey, why are so many people sealed away? Is this some kind of special magic tool!

That white-haired man named Gojo Wu was really powerful, he even sealed so many people!

If I think about it this way, I want that body even more!

After a while, the picture on the screen attracted all of Zhou's attention, and it wasn't until the end of the episode, when an advertisement was inserted, that he slowly came back to his senses.

Being sealed can still fall in love, human beings are indeed a romantic and evil race.

"Wasabi-flavored potato chips are now on sale ~ Come and try the taste of youth with Takada!"

A green picture appeared on the sealing spell tool, a tall idol girl stood in the middle, took out a piece of crunchy thing from the bag and put it into her mouth, showing a happy expression.

potato chips!Day remembered Gojo Satoru said that there were snacks, his sharp eyes scanned the entire living room, and found the target on the small shelf on the window sill.

The man seemed to like these things too. The shelves of the trolley were full of snacks, including chocolates, potato chips, and mochi.

The sharp teeth that can easily crush the shell of a raw crab tore open the package, and chewed the food while watching the next episode of "Human Love Live in the Seal".

When Gojo Satoru came back from Megumi's parent meeting, he saw that his originally clean and tidy apartment was ruined by the special magic spirit in front of him——

The TV remote control was broken on the ground, the batteries fell out, the door of the refrigerator was not closed, the popsicles were half melted in the bag, and the expensive imported wool carpet was covered with crumbs of potato chips from snack bags...

And the culprit of all this is wearing tattered clothes, staring at the TV intently, watching the weird idol drama "Teacher Love Me Again"? ? ?

"Curse spirit." Gojo Satoru squatted in front of him, blocking the other party's sight, and raised his hands to say hello.

"I have a name, Zhou." Zhou raised his head, frowning dissatisfiedly, "Although you are good-looking, your soul should be a rude monkey."

Gojo Satoru:?

The white-haired man frowned sensitively: "Where did you learn this word?"

"A strange monk said it." Hiroshi tilted his head in confusion, "He invited me to kill monkeys, saying that monkeys are rude and stupid creatures, but I'm not interested. Compared to killing monkeys, I care more about your body. obsessed."

It is natural for an inexperienced mantra to speak words that are easily misunderstood.

Gojo Satoru just paused, and then showed a frivolous smile: "Are you not hostile to humans?"

"Why should I be hostile to human beings?" The young Manju Ling tilted his head in doubt, "The food made by humans is delicious, much better than Manju Ling."

strangeness.Curses are negative emotions, and curse spirits are also born from human negative emotions and fears.

He had always guessed whether Day was a false curse spirit like a vixen, but the behavior shown by the other party was quite different from that of the curse spirit, and even the most basic hostility towards human beings did not exist——

What the "six eyes" saw would not lie to him, so what kind of species is this guy?

Humanity?Curse spirit?Body?

Gojo Satoru stared at the young man in front of him with great interest, the most suspicious thing was that the other party could touch him.

The man didn't think it was the result of the "no lower limit" failure. His spell was running 24 hours a day, but it was rare that he couldn't stop the other party's touch.

He has also done many experiments in the past two days, and confirmed that the opponent can unconditionally break through his no-lower-limit spell, just like... his natural nemesis.

After realizing this, the strongest man in the magic world suddenly became excited, regardless of how much his apartment had been ruined by the other party, he sat down in front of the magic spirit, and flicked his forehead lightly.

"Hey, do you want to go to the High School of Conjuration with me?"

If this guy can hide from Tianyuan's enchantment, it will definitely become a secret weapon!Those rotten oranges will scare you into incontinence!

"What is that? A delicious restaurant?" Hiro rubbed his forehead.

"It's not a delicious restaurant." Gojo Satoru smiled slightly, "But if you become a magician, you can make money to buy your favorite snacks by killing other magic spirits."

"But I'm also a curse spirit, don't you want to kill me?" Zhou pursed his lips, staring at the human in front of him with idiotic eyes, "I'm not stupid."

"If you can successfully enter the high school barrier, no one will be able to see that you are a curse spirit." The man snapped his fingers, "If you earn enough money, even if you return to Yokohama, you can buy what you want gone."

"Besides, we don't know the law of body transformation until now. If I suddenly switch with you in class, it may cause panic." He continued, "If it is discovered, even your temple in Yokohama will be destroyed." Every piece of wood will be dismantled and inspected."

The sudden emergence of the temple into a tourist attraction is enough to annoy Zhou. If it is really going to be demolished, he will never allow it.

Just after Gojo Satoru bribed him with a sukiyaki pot, Hiroshi raised his chin, "I'll go, but I don't want to be your student."

Unexpectedly, at this level, Gojo Satoru asked in confusion: "Hey, why?"

"Because if you like someone (body, body), you can't have a teacher-student relationship!" Hiruki pointed seriously at the crying female high school student on TV, "Because I drank the same brand of strawberry soda Soda, the relationship between Nanako and Qi Jun was discovered by the school, so she was forced to transfer, so that it would be difficult for her to get the person she likes (body. body)!"

Gojo Satoru:?

What kind of garbage TV series is this soda advertisement?

The man took out his mobile phone, typed and sent a message, and waved perfunctorily: "Yeah, please ask Noctua to get you a temporary student card." As for the identity of the other party, it is temporarily linked to Wutiao's house, and the number of admissions to colleges through the family line will be reduced a lot. Tedious screening work...

"By the way." Zhou suddenly remembered something, and pointed to the girl on the TV screen who was drenched in rain but refused to open an umbrella but was holding on to the soda bottle, "I want to drink that drink too, it looks delicious."

"Yes - I will buy it for you later."