The comprehensive journey of the soy sauce party

Hello, everyone.

I would like to solemnly introduce myself.

My name is Li Ganggang, and my other name is Israel Stark.

I am five years old this year.

Sex: Male……

As a five-year-old mature man (?), with a name like Li Ganggang, I feel very humbled!Grandpa!Your naming ability really needs to be improved...

My mother's name is Li Kui, not Li Kui.You all understand, it's really that my grandfather's ability to choose a name is too poor.Forget it, you can call me Israel or Little Stark.Anyway... Anyway, it won't be more ugly...

T. T

cough cough.Our family has a thousand hectares of fertile land and a lot of wealth.A mother who stays at home all day, a father who sleeps in all day and sleeps wherever he goes.How can such an unreliable couple leave such an excellent child like me?I have always wondered, maybe it is fate, and unreliable parents can't obliterate my brilliance~

cough cough.There are also my grandparents who live in China. Except for my grandpa’s naming ability, I can’t compliment them, but the others are very good.

As a mixed-race child, I have my mother's black hair, my father's smoky gray pupils with slightly raised corners of the eyes, fair skin and a high nose bridge, and I am very handsome.It fascinated the whole manor, young and old, men and women.

Besides, let me tell you secretly, I am not an ordinary person either.As much as I despise Superman, I always thought Dad must be an alien.

Dad often flew over when he was too lazy to walk at home, or used his hands to start the fire.My mother often said that my father would die if he didn't sleep in.I don't know what planet it is, but it's definitely not the earth. Aliens really exist~

I personally think that this is really a love that spans space and time and is greater than humans and beasts. Romeo and Juliet are so weak! ~

So, I can't wake up all the time, it must not be my reason, it is obviously inherited from my father!Just like I can fly, and my physical fitness is not even comparable to that of national athletes, it is all genetic.I hope it's all the fault of genes.

I will go to primary school tomorrow, and my mother comforted me in private, "Baby, it doesn't matter if you are good at reading or not, just have fun. Anyway, the wine estate at home will definitely be inherited by you, and it doesn't matter if you sit and eat." Dad was in Hearing what his mother said, he felt helpless and pretended not to hear it.Even grandparents came here specially. They said that my mother said this because she was squeezed out by the Chinese education system, so she said that...

But who am I, I am the young master of the Stark Wine Estate, and I am an excellent half-breed with alien blood (fog!).I just want to say "You guys underestimate me! Heh heh heh~ just wait and see!"

"Young master, it's time for breakfast. Don't be distracted anymore." The butler reminded helplessly from the side.

"Who, who lost his mind! I just thought about the business!" Israel hurriedly ate breakfast. "By the way, where are Mom and Dad? Why didn't you come out for breakfast? Mom didn't seem to be in a good mood yesterday?"

"It's like this, young master." The housekeeper leaned forward slightly, "The hostess was not feeling well yesterday. After a doctor's examination, she was pregnant. You will have a little brother or a little sister. So the master has already dined with the hostess in the room , after a while, the driver will take you directly to the school."

"What!!!" With a thunderbolt from the blue, Israel's whole life was gloomy.

When my mother gave birth to a little brother and a little sister, she ignored me so much at the beginning, and she will definitely ignore me even more in the future, and I will be like Cinderella.I would be ignored, then ignored, and finally completely forgotten.Then there will be a dispute over family property and then you will die.If it was the younger brother, he might still like the same girl, and then I was dumped.If it was my younger sister, I would be bullied like a cabbage... Orz, Israel fell to the ground, and the dark thoughts seemed to be thinking of the life like a cabbage in the future, and the whole body grew like a cabbage. There were dark mushrooms, and a few fallen leaves fluttered down in response to the occasion.

Li Kui and Stark, who had just walked out of the room, sighed helplessly when they saw Israel's unpredictable expression, the dark background, and the materialized mushrooms on his body.

"Israel, what has he watched recently?" Li Kui raised his forehead.

Stark paused before answering, "It seems to be a TV series I watched with my mother. There are plots of wealthy families and plots of brothers competing for a female idol."

"Sure enough, I knew that my mother likes to watch this kind of vulgar TV series that is full of dog blood. She always likes to drag people to watch together. In the past, it was me and father. Do you want to add Israel now?" Li Aoi sighed a little speechlessly, vaguely feeling sharp pains in her stomach.

"It's okay, just let Israel watch less in the future." Stark comforted.

"Okay..." Li Kui waved his hands helplessly, signaling to the housekeeper that it was time to send Israel to school, then turned around and left the hall with Stark.

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