The silly king's daughter-in-law is a plant?

From southeast to northwest, this time and space is divided into five pieces of land, and five great kingdoms have been established.The southern country, surrounded by mountains and rivers, has four distinct seasons; the northern city, which is hot all year round and the folk customs are bold;

The South Country and the North City form a turning point, one south and one north are exactly the opposite direction, and the way back to the country must pass through God's Domain.

There are no gods or immortals in Shenyu, and the people inside are all immigrants from the four countries. The purpose of forming this country is to monitor the dynamics of neighboring countries.Every country sends its own henchmen.

Xi Mojiu and Mo Ling didn't want to be discovered by too many people, and they planned to pass directly through God's Domain and not stay inside.The accelerated carriage entered a small town in the God's Domain, and one day straight ahead would lead to the area under the blind management of the Southern Kingdom. Who would have encountered an emergency just by going there.

Bad things always follow, and there is no time to breathe.

"Master, the gate of the city is locked." The driver was a Taoist disciple living in seclusion in Beicheng. He took the reins and calmed the hoofed horse, and said back after the carriage was completely calm.

Xi Mojiu lifted the orange-red door curtain, Mo Ling lifted the curtain of the small window, the atmosphere outside the car merged, and everything was peaceful and stable.

The tall city gate was tightly closed, and guards in armor were holding sword hilts and spears outside the gate. Since there was no danger or panic, why did they close the gate?

The sun is now three poles high, except for the scorching North City, which is considered to be back to normal temperature. Mo Ling is wearing a thin coat. He put down the curtains and rubbed his hands on his arms to absorb the meager heat.

"Find a place to eat." Xi Mojiu finished speaking and put down the car curtain.

"Yes." The car door was turned, and the direction of going was changed. Mo Ling lay down in Xi Mojiu's arms to rub some heat to keep warm.

"The gates of the city will not be closed for no reason. There must be something wrong with God's Domain. It is so serious that the gate must be closed to prevent this matter from spreading." Mo Ling opened his mouth and exhaled a cloud of white mist.

Xi Mojiu followed his back, and hugged the cold and trembling Mo Ling: "The domain of the gods belongs to the four countries, and it has something to do with our size. The most important thing is for us to return to China, and the provincial Xi Fengzhe is causing trouble. Is it still cold? Wait I will order more hot dishes, and ask Yan Shiwu to buy two winter clothes for you."

Mo Ling lay on his chest, Xi Mojiu was like an electric heater, when Mo Ling touched the hot him, his eyelids gradually became heavy, what Xi Mojiu said became cloudy and inaudible, Mo Ling " Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,” fell asleep in a blink of an eye.

Recently, for unknown reasons, he has been feeling drowsy all the time, regardless of the time or occasion. One second he was alive and well, the next second he was drowsy.

The sleepy Mo Ling's spiritual consciousness drifted away, he fell asleep, as if he was in a soft cloud, so soft that he could only see a ball of white light.

The glare of the sun lost the gentleness of the past, and it was scorching hot when it shone on the face. The person on the bed covered his head with the quilt irritably, and huddled himself into a ball and hid in the bed.

The warm air blows in through the cracks of the open window, blowing the beige curtains, the potted plants by the window are rattling, the extended leaves are not green, but caramel color, and the only red flower in bloom among the plants is also withered wither.

"Dingling! Dingling!" The alarm clock lying on the ground, I don't know how many times it rang deafeningly, protesting the owner's lack of punctuality.And his master didn't seem to have the slightest intention of turning it off and getting up.

"Daddy, wake up~"

"Father, please get up quickly and cook the royal meal for your pair of princes."

"咚咚咚" The sound of knocking on the door outside the house almost covered the sound of the alarm clock, occasionally accompanied by a few childish voices.

"It's so noisy." Upon hearing their voices, the drowsy man on the bed jumped up, grabbed a few messy hairs, and wished he could not care about his image and let out a heart-piercing voice.

"I heard the cry. Yes, Daddy was successfully woken up by us!" There was a gloating voice from outside the house, the tone of showing off seemed to be talking about some glorious deeds.

"Oh." Another voice glanced at his brother boredly.

The man stared helplessly at the ceiling, wishing to throw the two little guys outside the door into outer space.

"Didn't I teach you how to order takeaway? I promised that today is Daddy's day off, so why do I have to get up and cook for you?" Changing out of his pajamas, wearing pure white slippers, he walked in a clatter, and the man opened the door. the door.

The expected two faces were exactly the same, but with different expressions, they were staring up at him eagerly.

"Daddy, doesn't your son feel sorry for you? If you sleep too long, you will gain weight easily." The boy who spoke had a smirk, big eyes, and a face full of reason. This is the elder brother of the twins.

"Daddy, it's really bad to sleep for too long." The expressionless boy frowned slightly, standing on the same side as his unreliable brother.

Seeing his son's expression, Mo Ling suddenly had a headache.

"Look, daddy has started again. Every time he sees you frowning, he looks so heartbroken. Could it be that he was really abandoned by a man? Oops." Before he could finish speaking, Mo Ling punched him The head is on the head, although it is not good to use violence, but Mo Ling can't control his fist.

"Stinky boy, what are you talking about!" Mo Ling's fist was still spinning on the twin brother's head.

I don't know who this kid's temperament is inherited from, how serious he and Xi Mojiu are, how they gave birth to such a cunning little guy.

"Daddy, I was wrong." The twin brother burst into tears with a "wow". As soon as the son started crying, he overlapped with someone in Mo Ling's memory. Mo Ling's heart softened again, and he took his hand away.The younger brother who had witnessed the atrocities chose to stand on the sidelines, but in the end he was so disturbed by the crying that he could only rub his brother's head and offer a few perfunctory words of comfort.

The elder brother was so moved that he hugged the taciturn younger brother with a paralyzed face, and buried his head in the other's neck. Tears streamed down his face, and wet his brother's collar by the way.

"Okay, it's been 5 minutes, can you be quiet?" Mo Ling, wearing a dog-infested bib and waving a spoon in his hand, leaned out half of his body from the kitchen.

"Oh." The elder brother just spat out his mouth, and when he heard that it was time, he stopped crying for a moment, and dragged his younger brother, who was disgusted with him, to watch TV and wait for breakfast.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Mo Ling took off his bib, and he walked towards the kitchen. Someone turned the handle of the anti-theft door. He hung the bib on the hook behind the door, and said to the man who came in to change his shoes, "I'm back."

"Hmm." The mist on the visitor's side, even so, Mo Ling clearly knew who he was.

"Lingling, Lingling, the inn is here." A familiar male voice came into his ears, and the hot air made his ears itchy.

Mo Ling suddenly opened his eyes wide and sat up straight, Xi Mojiu brushed away the hair sticking to his face for him, Mo Ling was still in a daze, still not waking up.

I'm going, what kind of dream is this!I am a man, what the hell is it that I gave birth to two children for Xi Mojiu in my dream?Is it because there are too many things recently and the burden in my heart is too heavy, so I have this kind of dream in my mind.

Mo Ling squeezed his thigh, and under the stimulation of the pain, he was so awake that he couldn't wake up anymore.

Mo Ling remember you are a man!Men can like men!But men cannot bear children!Mo Ling flashed these words on the screen infinitely in his mind.

"Zero?"

"Jiu'er, I will give birth to a son for you."