The silly king's daughter-in-law is a plant?

Chapter 9 That man, grow onions on his crotch? !

At noon, there are not many people in the teahouse. There are only two or three tables of guests scattered in the spacious hall. There are only two waiters in the shop. The content snorted contemptuously.Another waiter, with a handsome face, was sitting at the bend of the stairs rubbing his legs.

The people at the table chatting happened to be at the door, and a few saplings were placed under the speaker's feet.

Mo Ling glanced at the fox mask in Xi Mojiu's hand, and he smiled slightly and covered Xi Mojiu's well-known face with the mask.The dozing waiter caught a glimpse of one blue and one white clothes in a trance, and when he saw a customer coming, he immediately put away his lazy look and put on a formulaic smile.

"What do you two want?" Xiaoer asked with a smile.

Before Mo Ling could answer, the conversation became more serious. The waiter's expression changed suddenly, and he was about to stop them from talking, but was stopped by Mo Ling.

"Shh..." Mo Ling stretched out a finger in front of his lips, his eyes were slightly curved, and the corners of his mouth curled up in a nice curve.

"Don't talk, listen to what these people make up"

The shop clerk understood what he meant, and said disdainfully, "Don't mind the guest. They are all outspoken, bold and reckless villains. The royal affairs should be discussed by us small people, and we are not afraid of losing our heads." .”

Mo Ling just smiled and threw some money on the table boldly, "Give me a portion of this famous pastry, and a pot of high-quality tea."

"Come on." The waiter in the shop took the money, quickly recorded a few sums in the ledger, and then asked, "Would you like to open a private room?"

Mo Ling shook his head, "It's fine here."

"Yes. Both of you, please come to the table. The younger one will prepare tea and refreshments. Please wait a moment, both of you."

"Troublesome brother."

Mo Ling led Xi Mojiu to the innermost position. Fortunately, the original owner was not a local, and after marrying Xi Mojiu, he didn't go out often. Otherwise, he would be recognized as soon as he entered the door, so why would he listen to the excitement.

Xi Mojiu wore an ice-blue robe, and a fox mask blocked most of his face, revealing only his sexy lips.He doesn't speak foolishly, sits quietly on the stool and plays with the cups on the table. Those who don't know will think that he is some kind of noble son who does not eat fireworks.

Be low-key and show off.

Mo Ling propped his chin with a smile on the corner of his mouth, he said, "Jiu'er was excited before, why don't you talk now?"

Xi Mojiu stopped the hand playing with the quilt, and put the cup back to its original place. He looked around cautiously, and then whispered in Mo Ling's ear, "I'm afraid they will recognize Jiu'er as soon as I speak."

"You're quite smart." Mo Ling nodded his nose funnyly, "What are you afraid of? I'm here."

"But..." Xi Mojiu pursed her mouth, and said thoughtfully, "They can curse people, and if they hear it, they will become bad people."

"Fool" Mo Ling flicked his head, and said unhappily, "Who told you! You are my husband-in-law, I love you and love you before it's too late, how could you become a bad person?"

Hearing him say this, Xi Mojiu was slow to speak for half a second, and asked half-believingly, "Really?"

"Nonsense." Mo Ling really wanted to roll his eyes at him, but considering what the original owner had done, it was inevitable that Xi Mojiu would be worried.In order to dispel Xi Mojiu's thoughts, Mo Ling rolled his eyes and thought of a way.He patted Xi Mojiu on the shoulder, and motioned Xi Mojiu to look at the table at the door with his eyes.

"Jiu'er, what is good is rewarded with good, and bad is rewarded with bad. Have you ever heard this saying? It means that good things will happen to good people, and bad people will always be punished. You see, you are a good person, they are Bad guy, right?"

"Uh-huh"

"The bad guys will definitely get retribution, maybe it will happen in the next second. If they get retribution and I don't, then am I a good person?"

Xi Mojiu thought for a while, then nodded "Yes"

Mo Ling nodded and rubbed his head.The cakes and tea were brought by a handsome boy with a chubby bun face and two dimples on his cheeks when he smiled, which made people feel very fond of him. Mo Ling casually rewarded him with two copper coins.

The freshly baked refreshments were still steaming, and the smell of sweet pastries scrambled into Mo Ling's nose. Mo Ling took a pink round pastry to taste.

Well, it tastes good.He poured a cup of tea for himself to moisten his throat, and did not forget to pour tea for Xi Mojiu.A sip of tea and a sip of pastry, accompanied by a beautiful woman, is simply leisurely.

But now is not a good time to enjoy, Mo Ling silently shot a seed at the crotch of the man who was discussing him and Xi Mojiu with his hand hidden under his sleeve.

In his previous life, he practiced good kung fu to help arrest people. In ancient times, he didn't exercise for a few days, and his kung fu didn't drop.He was overjoyed, with a funny smile and sparkling eyes, like a cunning fox.

Grow up, dear little seed.Mo Ling's pupils turned from black to blue, and back to black again, a series of changes in the blink of an eye, so fast that people couldn't notice it.

"Ah!" The man suddenly wailed and howled.

The people around also hurriedly backed away, staring at the scene in front of them dumbfounded, screaming from their mouths.

Xi Mojiu, who was eating pastries, was attracted by their cries, and then burst out laughing, spraying the unswallowed pastry residues far away.

That man, with onions growing on his crotch? !

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