All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

In a certain corner of the universe, there is a huge galaxy with hundreds of billions of stars stacked in the universe, like a brilliant galaxy.At the bottom of the river, there are countless planets that are like grains of sand.

However, among countless planets, only one planet gave birth to intelligent life forms.That planet is as beautiful as a sapphire, and the ruler on it is ape-human.

It's a pity that these human beings are extremely weak, and their physical strength and intelligence are less than one percent compared to other races in the universe.

So far, people on this earth don't know that other than them, there are other human life forms in the universe.

Perhaps because of loneliness, this group of weak human beings admire beauty, food and art.The person in the photo in the picture is a human being from this planet——Lin Zhi, who is also the first earthling to walk out of the Milky Way.

Lin Zhi, male, aged 25, is said to be only 1.7 meters 1.7 on the earth, and began to develop again in the universe, and his height has grown to [-] meters [-].This shows how barren the earth is.

This man is on his home planet, and like our Highness Lan Guangxi, he is also a star in the entertainment industry.For an accidental reason, he was in danger.On the verge of death, His Royal Highness Lan Guangxi, the crown prince of the most powerful Alpha galaxy in the universe, rescued this poor human being.

... (Omit the five hundred words about how His Royal Highness Lan Guangxi was so brave and invincible, and rescued this weak human being from a dangerous place.)

This lonely race has been calling for companions in various ways in the universe.However, as far as I know, there are many galaxies that are deaf and dumb to the cry of this planet.Our Highness Lan Guangxi is different from these indifferent planets. He extended a helping hand to that weak civilization.

A single spark can start a prairie fire. I believe that this backward and weak planet, after being exposed to the advanced civilization of the universe, will bloom with dazzling brilliance.

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Later in this report, in order to make up for the word count, we also introduce the food on earth. The nominated ones are preserved eggs and fermented bean curd from China, canned herring from Sweden, and durian from Thailand.The editor vividly described the tastes of these kinds of food, such as pungent, astringent, and smelly, to create the illusion that people on earth do not eat normal food, so as to attract attention.

Some unscrupulous editors on the earth sometimes like to shoot those jungle savages living in tree houses and eating human flesh in order to cheat the click-through rate.Those savages with oil paint on their faces and bones in their hands squatted on the trees with hideous faces.

It wasn't until later that someone revealed that those tree houses were temporarily built when someone came to shoot, and they were props.The savages have a house on the ground, and they have electricity and air conditioning.As for cannibalism, it is nonsense. They use the bones of cattle and sheep to make up for it, to attract those who are curious about their tastes.

I don't know if this report will attract some strange people to the earth after it comes out.

Looking at the smug Gundam, Lin Zhi condemned: "Your report is just fooling people, making me look like a savage."

"Art comes from life. If you don't write like this, how can others pay attention?" Gao Da said indifferently.

"What if some aliens read the report and ran to the earth?" Lin Zhi said worriedly.As an earthling, Lin Zhi was a little worried that there would be other brutal aliens, such as Lan Guangxi, who ran to occupy the earth on a whim.

"A remote planet with no network and no resources, few people are willing to go. Besides, now that the earth is in contact with various galaxies in the Cosmic Federation, it is estimated that it will not be long before the people on earth will start to migrate to other galaxies on a large scale .At that time, your character design of 'the only earthling in an alien system' will not be good." After Gao Gao finished speaking, he gave Lin Zhi a meaningful look.As a manager, he feels that he needs to remind his artists at all times, so that the artists can always feel a sense of crisis.

Lin Zhi gritted his teeth and said, "I will work hard."

Stimulated by Gundam, Lin Zhi ran back and continued to do sit-ups.

Lan Guangxi sat on the bedside and helped Lin Zhi's feet, and asked, "Do you like to eat preserved eggs?"

"38—" Lin Zhi nodded.Although preserved eggs contain a lot of lead, eating too much will make you stupid, but he really likes preserved eggs, especially preserved eggs mixed with tofu.

"What about fermented bean curd?" Lan Guangxi asked.

"39—it's okay." Lin Zhi replied.Fermented bean curd is not only a delicious seasoning, but also can be eaten as a side dish.He also likes to eat.

"Where's the durian?" Lan Guangxi asked again.

"40—it's super delicious." Lin Zhi gave an affirmative answer, gritted his teeth and finished forty push-ups, then looked at Lan Guangxi eagerly: "I want to eat now."

"Preserved eggs and fermented bean curd can be made now, but durians need to study the growth environment, and some can be planted in the Alpha Galaxy." Lan Guangxi said.

Yang Yuhuan wanted to eat lychees, but Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty only wanted to send them from Lingnan at high speed. You are fine. When the trees are planted, it will take years of the monkey.

After Lan Guangxi finished speaking, he asked Lin Zhi, "Where's the canned herring?"

Lin Zhi was afraid that Lan Guangxi would make canned herring for him right away, so he hurriedly said, "Canned herring is not for people to eat, I don't like it. That report is nonsense, it's not like you haven't been to the earth, so I used these to entertain you of?"

Lan Guangxi's face was serious, and he didn't say a word.

Living together for a long time, sometimes I can sense what the people around me are thinking. Seeing Lan Guangxi's expression, Lin Zhi seemed to have a heart, and was surprised: "You must not taste that canned herring, it will make you suspicious. Life, who wants to blow up the earth. You can try preserved eggs, fermented bean curd, and durian.”

Lan Guangxi nodded hesitantly.

Lin Zhi's appetite was aroused by Lan Guangxi's questioning, and after half of the exercise, he drove Lan Guangxi to make him supper.

During this time, the Internet has exploded.

After the deliberate guidance of some passers-by fans, the fact that Lin Zhi's photo of "Exploring the Mysterious Species in the Universe" has the same background as the photo sent by Lan Guangxi has spread rapidly on the Internet.

Upward every day: The two walked the red carpet together in the white card galaxy before, and now the two appear at the same place again, saying that there is no relationship between them, no one would believe it.

Xiao Yu'er: Lan Guangxi's concubine.I heard that Lan Guangxi's army has all been given inhibitors, but it's not good in that respect, and I don't know how this concubine got here!

Wolf in love with sheep: I really like this person, why should he have anything to do with the mad dog of the universe!

"Manager, what should I do at this time?" Lin Zhi asked Gundam.

"Don't worry about it, I deliberately made people let out rumors, true and false, so that you can quarrel with your popularity. After you are completely popular, you open an account on Xingkong Network and officially debut in the entertainment industry." Gundam Sitting on the stool, I have a well-thought-out plan.

While reading the comments, Lin Zhi said, "If there is no follow-up on the topic, it will automatically go cold after 72 hours."

"Yeah, so we need to add fuel to the fire at this time. Gao Da has a small meat bun face, full of calculations.

Lin Zhi: "Tell me about it."

"Let Lan Guangxi help you forward this message." Gao Da said.

Dan Zhu, who was listening to gossip while drinking a drink, interrupted suddenly when he heard this: "Our Highness retweeted a Weibo, and the advertising fee is 8000 million federal currency."

"Fuck, at your price, who would ask you for marketing except fools?" Gao Da was shocked when he heard the number.

"Nonsense, there are too many people here, and we are still not happy to send money from some people." Dan Zhu said triumphantly, and then looked at Lin Zhi: "We will definitely not charge money for forwarding it to my sister-in-law."

Gao Da looked envious, and then looked at Lin Zhi expectantly.

Lin Zhi rolled his eyes, and said to Gao Da: "What people give is money for surrender, and you can avoid disasters with money."

"That's because others don't know about your relationship with Lan Guangxi. If they find out in the future, someone will definitely ask you to visit the pier for safety." Gao Da began to look forward to the future.

Lin Zhi shook his head and said, "Don't announce it for the time being. I'll talk about this matter later when I get out, otherwise it will only hinder Lan Guangxi."

"Then what if you don't make it out?" Gao Da was confused.

"You, pack it back to your father, and I will take care of the child at home." Gao Da was surprised: "Lan Guangxi actually agreed to have a child with you?"

"Of course, our purpose is to get married." Lin Zhi felt a little guilty.

Three days after the report came out, Lan Guangxi helped forward it before the hot spot faded away.As a partner, Lan Guangxi was ashamed to accept money.However, under the eyes of Lin Zhi and Gao Da's condemnation, they offered a family price of 400% off, [-] million federal currency after discount.

Lin Zhi said that he didn't have a penny of Federal currency, and asked for credit.I thought that Lan Guangxi would waive his bill because he saw that he was poor, but Lan Guangxi hesitated for a long time before agreeing to pay on credit, and finally turned on the light screen to record the amount owed.

Seeing Lan Guangxi earnestly keeping accounts, Lin Zhi was so angry that his teeth itch.It seems that when the two get married in the future, Lan Guangxi will only provide food and shelter, and it is absolutely wrong to give him a penny of pocket money.

It's true that having a father is not as good as having a mother, and having a mother is not as good as having it yourself.In order not to become a useless househusband who looks at his husband's face and asks for money in the future, he must work hard.

When Lan Guangxi retweeted it, all his soldiers, hot marketing accounts, fans (including black fans), and passers-by who gossip and gossip all reposted it one after another.Within a day, that message had been forwarded 8000 million times.

A day later, Lan Guangxi forwarded another message.

"Lin Zhi: Hello everyone, I am artist Lin Zhi, please take care of me. Please contact me by email for work matters." The accompanying picture is the photo of Lin Zhi under the moonlight.

That night, taking advantage of Lan Guangxi's absence, Gao Da secretly invited Lin Zhi to Mao Dan's room, and said mysteriously, "I contacted a super rich film here, do you dare to act in it?"

The author has something to say: to open a small copy, new world