All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Ever since he filmed a promotional video with Lan Guangxi, Lin Zhi seemed to regard himself as a soldier.In the morning, when Lan Guangxi got up to make breakfast, he also got up, unlike in the past when Lan Guangxi had prepared breakfast before getting up three times and four times.

However, after Lan Guangxi made breakfast, he found that Lin Zhi hadn't come out yet.When I went back to the room, I saw this man playing with the quilt with his ass pouted.

Seeing Lan Guangxi coming in, Lin Zhi flaunted: "Look at this tofu quilt, this is the style of a soldier. You fold it too casually on weekdays."

After being criticized, Lan Guangxi didn't even talk back, and said along the way: "Okay, from now on you will fold all the quilts. There is also a closet, please tidy it up. It's fine if your closet is a garbage dump, why is my closet too messy?" A mess? Lots of crumpled clothes."

"Is there? Why don't I think it must be because you didn't put it away yourself. I'll tidy it up for you later." Lin Zhiruo said nonchalantly.When Lan Guangxi was away, he secretly took out Lan Guangxi's clothes and tried them on. Except for the inappropriate size, he found that he was quite suitable for aliens.

After dinner, Lin Zhi put on the silver military uniform that Lan Guangxi had prepared for him before, and followed him to work swaggeringly.Lan Guangxi saw Lin Zhi raised his head and held his chest high, as if the chief came down to inspect, and he was even more dignified than him, so he said angrily: "You just go out to play, you don't need to dress so formally."

"Yes, I'm the new image ambassador of your military department, and I need to pay attention to my image at all times. When I'm outside later, you should also pay attention, and don't act too casually with me." Lin Zhi said with a serious face.As soon as that video came out, his attention on the Internet has soared every day these days, and he is very popular. Many people show love to him in the comments, expressing their willingness to join the army for him and charge for him.Even if you die in battle, you will do whatever you want.

The number of fans increased slowly like a spaceship. He walked around in the warship on weekdays, and soldiers would greet him.In the past, these soldiers could not hold back, seeing him as nothing but air, and never talking to him.

"Why didn't I know that the army has an image ambassador? Who appointed it?" Lan Guangxi raised his eyebrows, "Even if there is an image ambassador, it should be me."

"It was sealed by a netizen! Look at yourself. How many years have you been shooting promotional videos? Has it ever been as hot as mine?" Lin Zhi patted Lan Guangxi on the shoulder in shock, triumphantly Said: "I will help you recruit new recruits for your legion. I guarantee that the number of new recruits this year will double compared to before!"

Lan Guangxi glanced at the swollen Lin Zhi, and said coldly: "That's a lot of people, the army probably can't afford it!"

"If you shoot more films and receive more commercials, you will be able to raise them." Lin Zhi thought for a while, and then generously said: "I am popular now, and I will raise it with you in the future."

Lan Guangxi: "Thank you."

"You're welcome, one family doesn't talk about two families." Lin Zhi said with a smile.

On this day, Lin Zhi didn't go to the language class that Lan Guangxi arranged for him, and spent the whole day wandering around the warship, taking a lot of photos casually.

In the evening, after seeking Lan Guangxi's consent, he put these photos one by one on Xingkong.com, and initiated a topic - #引法军团的生活#.

Miss Lei, second lieutenant, look at his eight-pack abs, anyone want to take a closer look?There are more abs like this in the army than steaks!

Yi ***, lieutenant, this is a photo of his life on the warship during his recent vacation. He can play billiards and draw, which is super emotional.Recently, the Legion formed a reading club. The lieutenant is the minister. Those who join the army who love to read can join the club.

Ze**, lieutenant, have you seen his huge tail and shiny scales? Is there any more handsome boy who is willing to come to the army to compete with him.

……

Lin Zhi seemed to be a wechat business on a dating site, swiping more than a dozen photos at once.Those shooting angles were chosen very well, without showing his face, just a back view can make people feel the charm of this person.

"Although this second lieutenant has good muscles, he has a dull personality and is very boring. The lieutenant, who reads books or drinks tea every day, is out of tune all day long, and treats the army as a health regimen. An order has been issued. After this freshman enlists in the army, let him Go to the military academy to be a life teacher for recruits. And that big bug lieutenant, you got her gender wrong, she is a lady..." Lan Guangxi leaned on Lin Zhi's pillow, commenting on Lin Zhifa's photos one by one.

Didn't Lan Guangxi tear him down? Lin Zhi said angrily: "Except for the last one having the wrong gender, everything else is fine. Is that person's abs fake? Is playing billiards or painting unattractive? That lady's tail and scales are really beautiful... It's necessary to generalize in publicity."

"The direction of our propaganda in the past was to get these people to join the legion sincerely through money and rights, and not to engage in such bells and whistles." Lan Guangxi said.Lin Zhi used these photos as if he was seductively luring recruits into the army.

"This is a win-win for me. There is no objection to falling in love in the legion. I heard strange stars say that each fleet often engages in blind dates. Now recruits join the army in order to find a partner. Not only can it strengthen the army, but it can also solve many people's life-long events. The army is Apart from school, the only place surrounded by high-quality peers, for many ordinary people, finding an alpha soldier as a partner is worth enlisting for this goal, such as me." Lin Zhi looked at Lan Guang meaningfully Xi glanced at her and continued, "Don't underestimate the influence your partner has on people. You don't have to worry about finding someone yourself. Those who are single don't think so!"

Back then, a certain person traveled through most of the universe for him, and this incident was enough for him to brag about for the rest of his life!

The next day, Qi Xing quietly came to Lin Zhi, sent some photos of himself to Lin Zhi, and then gave him a "you understand" look.

Lin Zhi was surprised: "The photos I posted don't show my face, they are just for publicity, and you are only 16 years old, why are you so anxious!"

"It's not too late to find a partner," Qi Xing insisted.His brother has been so happy every day since he found a partner. He doesn't want to be single anymore.

The persuasion of outsiders can't stop a little virgin's desire to find a partner. Lin Zhi's persuasion is fruitless, so he has to remind Qi Xing: "Remember to be careful when making friends on the Internet. Through the Internet, the other party may be a pig."

"I know." Qi Xing didn't care, and then told Lin Zhi: "Remember to describe me better."

Lin Zhi: ...

That night, Lin Zhi posted another set of Jiugongge photos on Xingkong.com. These photos are all of one person, and it can be seen that they were deliberately posed.The people in the photo have a serious look on the face of flying the spaceship, a look of gentle eyes reading a book, a look of quiet time listening to music with eyes closed, and a playful look of cooking with their sleeves rolled up...

"A little boy in the fleet, only 16 years old, likes reading, listening to music, and sports. There are relatively few people of his age in the fleet. I want to find a friend of the same age for him online who has the same hobbies. This is his account ID 257***."

"This is the art photo Dan Zhu took for him, it's too fake! He never reads books, and he only passed the cultural exams at the military school by stealing the exam papers. As for cooking, he is more skilled than you." It's even worse." Lan Guangxi looked at the screen with contempt, and then said to Lin Zhi: "You are cheating!"

"Where is the lie? I saw him reading online novels at noon yesterday, and novels are also books. As for cooking, he can boil instant noodles in boiling water. That's enough. Anyway, there are canteens in the army." Lin Zhi helped to explain, and then hugged Looking at Lan Guangxi with a smile, he said: "Don't be so harsh, it's not you who will live with him in the future, and leave such picky words to his own object."

"At that time, the deal is done, and it's too late to be picky." Lan Guangxi gave Lin Zhi a meaningful look.

Lin Zhi understood the meaning of Lan Guangxi's words, sneered, and then looked at Lan Guangxi: "There is nothing too late, if you think I have shortcomings, you can tell them, and I will correct them."

Hearing this, Lan Guangxi took out a notebook from the bedside table, and said to Lin Zhi, "I'll list it for you in the notebook, and you will correct each one in the future."

Lin Zhi was dumbfounded: Isn't it time for you to praise me for being perfect?However, seeing that Lan Guangxi was in high spirits, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "Let's talk."

"First point, be stingy." Lan Guangxi wrote in the notebook while talking.

Lin Zhi was dissatisfied: "Where am I being stingy? Everything must be justified and well-founded, and people should not be slandered for nothing." When he has good things, he sticks to Lan Guangxi first, but he is still called stingy, it is too much!

"You act like I don't know. When you bought me clothes on Earth, you bought clothes that couldn't be sold in your supermarket. Later, when I got you a bottle of red wine, you still feel so distressed to death."

Lin Zhi couldn't deny it, and said blankly, "Next!"

"The second thing is to love money. Everyone likes money, but a gentleman loves money and gets it in a proper way, but you have no principles and are willing to cooperate with pirates and do things that hurt your partner."

This happened half a month ago. Lin Zhi curled his lips and said, "Isn't this incident over? I promise to change it, next one."

"The third point is laziness. I never take care of housework. Yesterday I left early and asked you to wash the dishes. When I came back at night, the dishes were still on the table."

At that time, Lin Zhi wanted to wash, but forgot, when he remembered, Lan Guangxi had already come back to wash the dishes.Lin Zhi was a little embarrassed, and explained: "You said before that I can't wash well, so you told me not to wash."

"If you can't wash a single bowl, it only shows that your ability to do things is low."

Lin Zhi was ashamed and whispered, "Next."

……

"No. 90 Jiutiao, like to meddle in other people's business. You are an actor, not a matchmaker. You don't take the language lessons arranged for you. You skip classes every day to help those people post friends photos on the Internet. It's not a job."

Listening to Lan Guangxi speaking 99 articles without breathing, Lin Zhi has gone from guilt to anger at the beginning, and finally became numb at the end.He watched Lan Guangxi stop expressionlessly, and asked, "Are you thirsty, may I pour you a glass of water?"

"I'll collect a hundred for you later." Lan Guangxi said triumphantly.

Lan Guangxi picked up the water glass that Lin Zhi handed over, pondered for a moment, with a solemn expression: "The last one, let me think about it."

"If you can't figure it out, forget it, you don't have to make up a hundred." Lin Zhi was speechless.That notebook is almost finished, how much resentment does Lan Guangxi have towards him!

Lan Guangxi seemed to have thought of something, and there was an undetectable shyness in his eyes: "You are too greedy for excitement, and you don't know how to control some things."

The two have been together for so long, and Lin Zhi understood that "something" refers to sexual affairs.

Lin Zhi tilted his head to look at Lan Guangxi: Excuseme?

Lan Guangxi nodded, and said with a straight face: "I've read the books on Earth, this kind of thing can't happen too often, otherwise it's bad for your health, I've told you many times, and you won't change after repeated admonitions."

He is a normal man, a physical need bestowed on him by nature, and he wants to correct it?

Seeing that Lan Guangxi was about to write this point in the notebook, Lin Zhi stepped forward and snatched the notebook, slapped Lan Guangxi on the face angrily, then rode on Lan Guangxi and grabbed his collar and roared: "I've been waiting for you all day long!" Like a widow, how dare you say that I am intemperate?"

"One and one, violence!" Lan Guangxi said angrily.