All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Lin Zhi clapped his hands darkly.

Hearing the title of the song, the people in the court first sniffed.The song of the mermaid is not something that ordinary people can sing. The same song, if ordinary people sing it, is just a simple song, and it will not have any effect.

However, as Yaya's throat opened slightly, and the mermaid's unique voice sounded, the group of people suddenly turned pale with fright, and ran away from the court one by one.They live with the water tribe and know that the mermaids sing very well.

It's a pity that the main gate of the court has already been closed, and Mao Dan blocked the door with a gun in one hand and a steel knife in the other, looking at everyone.

If you cannot escape from the main gate, then leave through the inner gate used by the staff.However, when everyone ran there covering their ears, a nearly two-meter-high black mecha stood quietly at the door with an electric blade in both hands. "Zi La" high-voltage current sound.

They couldn't run back and forth, and the mermaid's singing was like thousands of needles piercing their brains. The mental pressure caused by the great pain made the group of people madly rush towards the instigator: shut up the singing mermaid.

Seeing that everyone was rushing towards them like zombies, Dilfis lifted Yaya to his shoulders, and said, "Sing well, now is the time to test your on-the-spot resilience, and leave these people alone." Yaya, danced lightly in the courtroom like a ballerina, teasing the group of people to dodge the attack.

Yaya sat excitedly on Grandpa's shoulder, singing to her heart's content the song that Yinyin taught him at Lin Zhi's request before he left.

Seeing that Yaya couldn't be attacked, the people who were not completely insane began to attack the instigator of all the incidents - Lin Zhi who was watching the live broadcast live.

Looking at the man who suddenly rushed towards him, Lin Zhi exclaimed in shock, "Come and escort me."

Gao Da jumped up and kicked the man over, and yelled at Lin Zhi: "Scream, run with me."

"Why are you here to protect me!" Lin Zhi was very disgusted.

Under Yaya's cheerful singing, the combat power of this group of people shifted to the lower part of the dantian, unable to attack Lin Zhi and the others.

Some people still have a weak consciousness, panting and hiding in the corner to avoid being anal; some people's pupils have completely lost focus, they take off only a pair of underwear, and they are excited to jump at anyone around them—that person It may be the boss who gave him small shoes, or it may be the colleague who used to give him small reports.

The scene was in chaos.

Lin Zhi happily asked for a video call with Lan Guangxi, but the system automatically hung up three times and no one answered. After Lin Zhi persistently dialed the fourth time, Lan Guangxi became furious and said, "I'm fighting a war, just hang up if I have nothing to do. .”

The artillery fire over Lan Guangxi was deafening, and his face was black as if he was about to kill someone. However, these did not affect Lin Zhi's excitement at all. He shouted excitedly: "Lan Guangxi, look behind me, the live version. Miss today , I will only be able to watch the recording in the future.”

After Lin Zhi finished speaking, he turned his body to let Lan Guangxi see more pictures.

The well-dressed and haughty court staff were now messing with each other, and the whole scene was absurd.Back then, the mermaid was in a captive state, unable to resist, and was even more tragic than them.

At first, Lan Guangxi's eyes were full of disgust, but he heard Yaya's singing in a trance, and the familiar melody made him stunned for a moment.

"Are you happy?" Lin Zhi asked with a smile.

Lin Zhi's eyes were shining, as if he was showing him the most beautiful scenery in the world.

Lan Guangxi gave a "huh", turned around and shouted at his subordinates, "You guys continue to attack", then raised the corner of his mouth to look at Lin Zhi and said, "I forgive you for sneaking away this time."

"It's a pity that today's lawsuit is still lost. I can only watch these obscene live broadcasts to relieve my anger." Lin Zhi smiled and said domineeringly: "One day, I will make the whole universe apologize to you."

"I'll wait." Lan Guangxi readily accepted Lin Zhi's "favor".

However, Lin Zhi hadn't been domineering for ten seconds, a man in disheveled clothes jumped up and hugged Lin Zhi's feet, so frightened that Lin Zhi screamed and stepped on this man's face.

Lan Guangxi: ...

Lin Zhi shook his legs, pretending that nothing had happened, and while swaying around in the courtroom to let Lan Guangxi see more scenes, he directed, "Yaya, keep singing, Ah Jing puts those people who have already taken off their underpants Pull away, now all the netizens in the universe are watching, if there are children in it, it will not teach them badly."

Lin Zhi's words instantly reminded Delfes, when he raised his head, he saw Yaya singing loudly, looking at the two kissing men with bright eyes.

"Ah——my child has been taught badly." Dilfis wailed, and quickly fished Yaya off her neck to cover his eyes.

Yaya: "I haven't seen enough!"

"The garrison of the military court has arrived outside, let's leave quickly." Jiaxiu reminded everyone.

Lin Zhi: "How to get there?" The video has been broadcast for so long, and the Shui tribe will definitely not let them go easily.

"Go from above." Jiaxiu looked up.

Lin Zhi also looked up, looking at the marble ceiling with a large crystal chandelier, his eyes full of confusion.

Jiaxiu raised his arm, a laser pierced through the ceiling in an instant, and the crystal chandelier fell down with a bang.

Before Lin Zhi had time to exclaim, he was carried by Jia Xiu and jumped to the next floor.Under the leadership of Jiaxiu, everyone broke through the wall and jumped to the highest level of the court.

The black mecha flew from the clouds with its huge red wings, and everyone jumped on the mecha, and was chased by hundreds of gunfire, and left the Northern Alliance Star River Military Court.

What happened in court today is enough to prove everything.

"The fleet behind has been following." Lin Zhi looked behind him through the perspective window, and a large densely packed battleship looked from a distance, as if they had blown up a hornet's nest and were attacked by hornets in retaliation.

Three shells suddenly passed by the perspective window, Lin Zhi immediately hugged Xiao Bai who was watching the fun with him.

Xiao Bai wrote on the cardboard: "If you are afraid, we will not watch it."

Lin Zhi let go of Xiao Bai, and said nonchalantly, "I'm not afraid, you don't have to accompany me anymore, go find Yaya to play."

Xiao Bai shook his head, and continued to squat beside Lin Zhi as a companion.

Both children are super sensible~ Lin Zhi patted Xiaobai's head gratefully, and continued to look out the window.The battlefield where Lan Guangxi is located should be even more tragic than what is in front of him.

There are more than 300 small warships behind. Lin Zhi stayed here and saw hundreds of hunting bullets coming towards them. Although they were all dodged by Jiaxiu in the end, it only takes one to hit them in this way. , It will be them who will suffer.

He has seen the power of missiles on the earth. When fired into the sea, it will cause tsunamis and earthquakes. When fired into the sky, it can form a huge mushroom cloud, and the entire continental plate will be shaken by its explosion.Under such weapons, human beings have no chance of survival.

"Don't worry, they can't hit my dad. If it weren't for the fear of wasting energy, my dad's speed is faster than light." Gao Da said in awe.

Suddenly, Jiaxiu slammed his mecha back into the fleet group, and countless missiles rushed towards his face in an instant.

Lin Zhi stepped back reflexively.

"Let's go find Yaya." Lin Zhi spoke first, he was a brain talent, it was safer to stay behind the scenes.

Before entering the cockpit of the mech, he heard Yaya's cheerful singing, Mao Dan stood at the door and saw them coming, raised his index finger as a gesture of silence.

Lin Zhi asked softly, "What's going on?"

"My dad hijacked the communication network of these fleets." Maodan replied in a low voice.

"I've finished singing Grandma's Penghu Bay. The next song is Big Waves Washing the Sand, thank you for your appreciation." Yaya took a sip of water to moisten her throat, and stood in front of the communication platform of the mech to start the next song.

Since Jiaxiu hijacked the fleet's public communication network, Yaya requisitioned their public channel and became a radio anchor, singing for the enemy.

Just as Lin Zhi felt sympathetic for the group of pursuers who were forced to listen to the song, Maodan said, "Don't tell me, there are still people requesting songs anonymously."

Lin Zhi: ...

After 10 minutes, the attack of the fleet outside the mecha slowly slowed down.

"Captain, the battleship's attack system has failed, what should we do?" A captain anxiously sent a private message to their captain, not only him, more and more battleships have this problem.

The captain has long white hair, and now he is leisurely listening to Yaya singing, and when he hears the report from his subordinates, he looks up at the mecha they have never shot, and said with a blank expression: "It's not the system failure, it's ours." The scanning system can't recognize the mech. The other party not only hijacked our communication network, but also screened our scanning system."

"But I can see it!" The captain didn't quite understand.

"You can try to attack manually." The captain replied.As long as you can hit it.

As the song "Big Wave Washes the Sand" on the public channel sounded, the aquarium fleet led by the white mermaid slowly gave up its attack.

They tried to manually aim just now, but the speed of the mech was obviously not an order of magnitude higher than theirs, as if they could predict the trajectory of the missile following a distance of several kilometers.

Useless attacks are a waste of strength and ammunition, it is better to listen to the mermaid singing.Anyway, they have obeyed the order and chased them out, and the current situation is not their problem.

When Jiaxiu was about to leave the fleet with his mecha, a message from a fan came from the "radio station", and Yaya hurried to check it.Although the opponent is an enemy, he is also his audience.As a singer, you still need to communicate with many listeners.

"The singing is very nice, but the last two lines of Da Lang Tao Sha are out of tune."

After being poured cold water over their heads, Yaya shouted angrily, "Grandpa, let's turn around and beat them."

It's a pity that Jiaxiu's speed is too fast, he has already flown nearly [-] meters away, and the opposing fleet has already turned back.

Jiaxiu glanced at the angry Yaya, reached out to adjust the steering controller, but was stopped by the sharp-eyed guy, and took the driver's seat and said, "Dad, are you going to really turn around? Brother, take Yaya to do homework .”

Yaya: ...

The results of Lin Zhi's actions today are very remarkable.

"You guys have been clamoring for a reversal, and the live broadcast is out. Let me see how you mermaids can reverse it in the future!"

The live broadcast in court slapped Shuizu hard.

Just before the victory of the lawsuit has come to celebrate, the song identified as harmless by the Mermaid Sonic Appraisal Center has caused these sanctimonious hypocrites to take off their pants and show their ugly appearance.

Those who scolded Lan Guangxi at the beginning, after watching the live broadcast, some sighed helplessly, some abandoned the net in shame, and some aquariums always believed that the golden mermaid did such a thing out of necessity, and there must be something hidden in it.More people are pretending to be dumb, watching quietly, and when the limelight passes, they will be excellent trolls who are fighting with each other.

It's a pity that the netizens who stood on Languangxi's side at the beginning were not fuel-efficient lights. Today, they finally felt proud. They mercilessly posted screenshots of the comments that mocked and abused Languangxi before, so that this group of people can accept the "baptism of saliva" ".

In the Internet age, the identities of victims and perpetrators are reversed in an instant.

Under Lin Zhi's Xingkong.com account, all the previous comments that ridiculed him disappeared, and the highest praise replaced was praising him for being brave and praising him as the best partner in the universe.

Mr. Lin never left when his lover was slandered, and he worked tirelessly to wash away the shame for his lover.This person perfectly interprets the meaning of a partner - a lover who is by your side.

Lin Zhimei happily sent a screenshot of this comment to Lan Guangxi for praise.

"I asked the navy to send it, do you really believe it?" Lan Guangxi replied in seconds.

Lin Zhi was so angry that he vomited blood, and replied, "Believe it or not, I'm not going back."

Lan Guangxi: "Wait for me to meet you."

Not only did Lan Guangxi not ask him to return to the base early, but he also said that he would meet him. Lin Zhi was puzzled: "Do you know where we are going?"

"Eight Star Gate Military Court." Lan Guangxi replied.

Lin Zhi turned his head to look at Gundam and Mao Dan, and there was another spy on his side.

There is a galaxy called Mien in the star field under the jurisdiction of the Eight-Star Gate Military Court. Princess Somia, whom they have been suing this time, has been living there since she was driven away from the water star by Lan Guangxi.

And his pornographic photos are also circulating in that galaxy.

Now the old and new accounts are finally settled together.