All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

Jin Luo is an aquarium in the first grade of elementary school. He really didn't want to go to school today, not only because he got up in the middle of the night last night to go to the bathroom, and saw someone put up "fireworks" in the sky all night, which caused him to sleep badly, but also because they "watered" today. try".

The water test is an exam that every aquarium student must pass every year. The items are different every year. This year there are two items: 1000-meter round-trip swimming and 50-meter diving.A month ago, he barely passed the 1000-meter back-and-forth swim in the school pre-examination. What gave him a headache was the 50-meter high dive, which required a 720-degree mid-air rotation and no splash into the water.

He scored zero in the second item of the preliminaries.The instructor said that others said that it was like an arrow piercing into the water, and only made three waves of water, but only Jin Luo, like a weight, stirred up waves one after another.

As an aquarist, failing the water test is a shame.

Even though he was extremely unwilling, Jin Luo went out.Now Xiao Shengchu must have a water test score when he chooses a school. Even if he wants to be an astronaut in the future and will never come into contact with water, he still has to pass it now.

However, when Jin Luo went out, he found that the traffic was a bit different today. The airship lane was empty, and the land lane was crowded. As far as the eye could see, there were three car accidents.

There is a tram parked on the tramway, and the car is empty, but the crowd is blocked at the card-swiping door.The tram notice board next to the station shows "no network status".

"The network is down today, and the electronic ID cannot be recognized. You can't pay online. You must use a prepaid card." The driver turned sideways and said to everyone: "You can also use coins."

Jin Luo pushed aside the crowd, climbed into the car with difficulty, and leaned the recharge card hanging around his neck against the credit card machine: "Drip, student card."

Someone saw Jin Luo getting into the car, and shouted cleverly: "Little friend, swipe the card for me, and uncle will transfer the money to you later."

"Uncle, this is only for elementary school students. The teacher said that you can't lend it to others." Jin Luo put the card inside his clothes and blocked it.

Then Jin Luo took a special car for the first time in his life, which was a tram with millions of dollars.

On the way, the tram driver talked to the only passenger about science, saying that there was an electromagnetic riot last night, and the entire star field was disturbed and there was no network.Now everyone's ID card can't be used, and cash must be used to buy things outside the house, and the driving system of the tram can't be turned on, so he can only drive the car if he is familiar with the road.

"Uncle, you turned right at the intersection just now and that's the platform of Crab A Elementary School. You made a mistake." Jin Luo pointed out without hesitation.

The driver was a little embarrassed, he laughed and said, "Okay, uncle will turn around and drive you back."

"This violates the traffic rules and points will be deducted." Jin Luo said nervously.

"Now the surveillance system cannot be connected to the Internet, so it cannot take pictures of me." The driver said with a smile.

However, when Jin Luo came to the school, he found a notice pasted at the school gate, and the gate guard drove him away: "Go home, school will not start until the Internet is restored."

No more exams.Jin Luo left school excitedly, preparing to play "simulated space battleship" in the playground next to the school, but when he got there, he found that the gate of the playground was closed.

When I was about to take the tram back, I found that the tram lane was also occupied by private cars. It seemed that everyone knew that the traffic monitoring was invalid, and they were blatantly disregarding the traffic law.

There are still some pedestrians on the road, each of them looks nervous and walks in a hurry.

Walking all the way back, there was a long queue at the gate of the bank, and everyone was exchanging cash.I heard from the aunt in line that each person needs to be enthroned as an ID, and a limited amount of 1000 yuan will be issued.Except for shopping malls, other shops are closed.

Jin Luo ran into the tram driver who had just seen him off when he was walking home along the crowd.

The driver was stuck on the road, seeing Jin Luo greeting him outside the car door, he opened the car door anxiously: "Come up quickly."

Jin Luo got into the car in a daze.

"The road ahead is all blocked. It's very dangerous for you as a child wandering on the road. I won't drive it even if I take it home." The driver sighed. , Now the most people on the road are the police.”

Jin Luo suddenly became worried. Dad and mother hadn't come back from overtime work last night, and now they don't know if there is any danger.

The traffic police helped to clear the road section, and the bus driver moved the tram, and took Jin Luo home quickly, and told him: "The surveillance system is all broken, and when you go home, lock all the doors and windows. Don't open the door if it's not your parents. Is there any food at home?" ? Now malls can only be purchased with cash."

"There are still two boxes of seafood instant noodles." Jin Luo replied.

After the driver left, Jin Luo obediently locked all the doors and windows. Traffic police, fire alarms, ambulances and troops passed by on the road from time to time, scaring him and quickly closed the curtains.

My parents didn't come back until after nine o'clock in the evening.

Jin Luo's mother wept and hugged Jin Luo, who was eating instant noodles, and shouted: "I can't contact you all day, I'm almost scared to death."

The two of them knew something was wrong in the morning, so they rushed home quickly.The distance between the small airship is usually an hour, but it took them two days to arrive.

"Mom, I'm fine, you eat prawns." Jin Luo gave the prawns in the seafood noodles to his mother.During the day, the driver uncle said that all shopping malls can only use cash, and mom and dad don't carry cash, so they must have not eaten yet.

Perhaps he was frightened during the day, but that night Jin Luo was awakened by the sound of gunfire, which was heard very far away.I woke up and checked the time, it was only two o'clock in the morning.Jin Luo ran to the parents' room and woke them up in fear.

"Don't worry, with your parents here, you will be fine." Jin Luo's mother carried Jin Luo to the bed, patted Jin Luo's back lightly, and coaxed Jin Luo to sleep.

Half an hour later, the parents assumed she was asleep and started talking.

"Is the mad dog from the universe calling in?" asked the mother.

"It should be. I heard my colleagues talk about it last night, saying that someone saw the mad dog fleet coming to our star field." Father replied.

"What should I do? Xiao Luo is still so young." Mother worried.

"We are just ordinary people, and this is not Emperor Star, so we won't hit our planet. If there is a real fight, the government will stop the asylum tomorrow." Jin Luo's father comforted him, and then got up lightly: "I'm going to pack my things and Just in case."

Jin Luo closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, listening to his parents' conversation, he couldn't fall asleep even more.In his mind, he counted the sounds of guns and guns that he could hear clearly, and he counted to more than 3000. It was not until four o'clock in the morning that the guns and guns gradually stopped, and Jin Luo's consciousness slowly disappeared.

It was already noon when I woke up the next day, my parents were all at home, and my mother's face was not as nervous as yesterday.

"Did the army of mad dogs come in?" Jin Luo asked his mother while eating breakfast.

My mother shook her head and said in confusion, "I asked the neighbors, and they said that the two groups who fought were wearing the military uniforms of the Mien Galaxy. It seems that the Marine Army and the Yuanhang Army fought."

The Marine Army is the navy of their Mien galaxy, and the Yuanhang Army is the army brought back by the retreat of the mermaid princess Somia.

"It doesn't matter if the mad dog from the universe came in." Jin Luo's father comforted his wife and children, "As long as you are still aquarium, there is no difference."

Jin Luo nodded if he realized something.No wonder the parents were less nervous.

Martial law then began in the city where Jin Luo was located that day.

Some military officers notified back and forth that until the ban is lifted, everyone is not allowed to go out in the house, and people from the government will come to the community to distribute food every other week.

On weekends, when Jin Luo followed his mother to collect food, he found that the military uniforms of the government workers who distributed food to them were different from the uniforms he saw when his school organized a visit to government buildings.

In the past, all government personnel in the Mien galaxy had the same style of clothing, with light blue for civil servants and dark blue for military personnel.When I went to visit, I gave them each a mini-suit.

In addition to food and water, the staff also distributed snacks to their children.Compared with the sweet and greasy butter biscuits eaten during the visit, the biscuits they distributed this time are a bit salty and taste like seaweed.

Mom said it was the smell of the sea.When they lived in a seaside fishing village when they were young, they often fished seaweed from the sea and dried it to eat in biscuits.

Jin Luo was born in an inland city, and the seaside areas were all divided by nobles and officials. He seldom went to the seaside, and could only go to the high seas for fun during his holidays.The school's artificial sea may be because he doesn't like the salinity in it. He feels uncomfortable staying there, which makes every water class very uncomfortable, and his water test scores have always been poor.

My mother said that many "Water Orders" and "Sea Orders" will be changed in the future, and I hope that the water test for primary school students can be cancelled.

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Half an hour later, the young judge came out from the backcourt with his assistants and the jury and announced the opening of the trial.

With the information brought by Qixing, the trial progressed unexpectedly smoothly. Until the judge solemnly read out the verdict, Lin Zhi still couldn't believe that they had won.

Lin Zhi was already prepared for the other party to deny Baixue Icefield's identification. If the appeal failed, he would go to the Baixuebingyuan Military Court to continue his appeal until he got a legitimate justice for Lan Guangxi.

"According to the results given by Baixue Icefield's "Mermaid Sound Wave Identification Center", the "Song of Sacrifice" in the video provided by the plaintiff was adapted from "Song of Sacrifice and Education", which was created 200 years ago for the brain structure of apes and humans. The first mermaid song that is psychedelic, manipulative, violent, and extremely lethal. This song violates human ethics, and it was banned 100 years ago, and it was lifted 80 years ago."

"The golden mermaid princess Somia knew the true function of "Song of Sacrifice", but she falsely accused the Alpha soldiers of infringing on the Shui people, which violated Articles 18, 27, and 46 of the "Military Moral Law."

"Somia colluded with the Dadongting Military Court and the Beimeng Galaxy Military Court to forge video and sound wave identification, interfere with the justice of the court, and violated Articles 9 and 11 of the "Universal Military Court Convention."

"Somia indulged her golden mermaid, and maliciously sang the "Song of Desire" when her family was captured, which caused harm to her family and violated the "Aquarium Safety Law", "Sea Order", "Water Order" and "Song of Mermaid" There are a total of 32 articles, including the Safety Singing Regulations.”

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"Here is the verdict that Somia's 'violent insult to the aquatic captives' brought by the Alpha army ten years ago is invalid, and Somia will be deprived of the title of royal princess, and the golden mermaid royal family led by Somia will be prosecuted."

After hearing the verdict, Lin Zhi was in a trance for a while.Since the appeal, he has dreamed of winning the lawsuit many times, and the scene in front of him is more unreal than his dream.Seeing Lin Zhi stunned, Yaya shook Lin Zhi's arm, then took out a dozen or so celebration fireworks from the bag with Gundam and Maodan, and launched them at Lin Zhi and Lan Guangxi.

"biubiu, biubiu"

"Boom, boom, boom"

"jiu—"

Lin Zhi came back to his senses, and then watched all kinds of plastic ribbons flying in the air. Lan Guangxi's head fell a lot, and he was fiddling impatiently.

He walked over and grabbed Lan Guangxi, and said to a live broadcast camera: "Hurry up, there are many netizens who watch the live broadcast. They have always believed in you and supported you. Now we have finally cleared up our grievances and shared your story with everyone." Feeling."

Lan Guangxi looked at Lin Zhi woodenly.

I taught you last night, Lin Zhi recited it to make lip cues.Last night he was so nervous that he couldn't sleep, he dragged Lan Guangxi to rehearse how to deal with it after the trial.

If it fails, let Lan Guangxi say to the camera that he will insist on appealing, showing the noble quality of not being discouraged and always pursuing justice to win the sympathy of netizens.

If it succeeds, let Lan Guangxi thank the netizens for their support and concern on the Internet, saying that this judicial victory not only belongs to him, Lan Guangxi, but also to all human beings who pursue fairness and justice, so as to earn a wave of prestige.

Lin Zhi has written the script for him, and Lan Guangxi had a rehearsal with him yesterday, why can't he get into the mood right now?

After Lin Zhi pinched his arm severely and threatened with his eyes, Lan Guangxi reluctantly stood in front of the camera and began to speak.

"Many people who are shouting to support me now have scolded me before."

As soon as Lan Guangxi said this, the audience before the live broadcast was in an uproar.Lin Zhi was also taken aback, and was about to go up to save the scene, but Lan Guangxi pinched the back of his neck and held him down.

"I don't blame you. Because of my personality, I have no affinity, and I am not friendly enough in words and deeds. I also have territorial and energy disputes with many countries. People who only see the video will believe in mermaids. I can understand this. little bit.

But from the beginning to the end, my partner believed in me and kept running for me, so I was lucky.When I was scolded by you, I didn't get hurt a second time, and you don't have to apologize to me for the past abuse, and feel guilty for the past distrust.

When the truth of the video is revealed, you can let go of your stereotypes and believe me, and I am grateful for that.

As a thank you, I would like to give you a piece of advice here: Across the Internet, many things cannot be believed. Everyone should shift the focus of life to reality, and that is the real life. "

Lan Guangxi's remarks sounded very magnanimous and tolerant, and he thoughtfully excused those scumbags, which is so profound and righteous.

But as a lover, Lin Zhi heard the sarcasm in his words, that is, "If you don't have enough IQ, don't go online."

In order to prevent Lan Guangxi from continuing to say things that aroused public outrage, Lin Zhi stepped forward to grab the camera and said loudly: "His last sentence was wrong. There are still many things on the Internet that can be believed, such as netizens. Because he and I are also It started from netizens, from online dating to now.”

"So, everyone is still happily surfing the Internet. Maybe the sand sculpture netizen who chats with you and plays games is a beautiful and beautiful crown prince."

The author has something to say: the next chapter is to go back to his hometown, and Lin Zhi met his in-laws.There is a new article "Crown Prince Mianji" that has already been archived. If you like it, you can bookmark it~