what does the leader taste like today

Port Mafia is the boss of Yokohama's underground forces, controlling the night world of Yokohama.

And the biggest weakness of this leading organization is obvious, their leaders change too frequently.

Four years ago, the old leader died inexplicably, and his attending physician, Mori Ogai, took over.Four years later, the port Mafia announced that Mori Ogai died accidentally, and his apprentice Dazai took the opportunity to seize power.

Yes, this is Mr. Dazai Osamu who was locked in the cell and regarded as the braised big bone.

Today marks his third day as head of the port Mafia.

Chief Dazai is a young man, not even considered an adult under neon law.No matter how famous he is, there will still be some people who rely on the old and sell the old will not be convinced.As a result, the port Mafia fought frantically, and other forces stared at it. The victims of the violent struggle filled the entire Yokohama Mirai Port.

Chief Dazai, who had only been in office for only three days, quickly expressed his boredom with the struggle, and willfully decided to launch a big incident to wipe out all the people who peeped at Mao Zedong and Yokohama.He found a chance to get rid of the poor Mr. Guard, and called it Fishing Law Enforcement.Then the leader Dazai overturned his car unfortunately, and met a third-rate gang with a well-equipped team on the small road he left alone, and he was caught as a matter of course.

No, how could Osamu Dazai's life turn over?

Osamu Dazai's kidnapping was Schrödinger's kidnapping, and Osamu Dazai's overturned car was Schrödinger's overturned car. Only he himself knows whether it is fishing for law enforcement or really unlucky.

The good news is that the third-rate gang doesn't know that he is the leader of the port Mafia. The bad news is that the third-rate gang doesn't need to know that he is the leader, because this gang is engaged in human trafficking. They only need Osamu Dazai's face to be good-looking enough.

And his face can indeed fetch sky-high prices.

It seems good to just follow along and have fun. The wayward Mr. Chief is very cooperative and lives in the underground cell. He happily fishes in it with pay, and happily imagines the frantic state when the guards find him missing.

Then the driver who was in charge of detaining him brought back a white-haired boy half an hour later, and the boy said solemnly, "I want to eat you."

This kid can't be a fool.

Ordinary people would think so, but Osamu Dazai didn't, Osamu Dazai thought this was a funny little fool.

He looked at Dilu, and Dilu looked at him.One big and one small stared at each other through the railing, but no one said a word.

And Di Lu also murmured in his heart, the man in front of him must have some brain problems, why did he repeat several times asking this man not to answer him.

For Osamu Dazai, it is a piece of cake!I won't die again!

He pouted, feeling that his request was not very high.

Although he didn't know where this man triggered the key words in his memory, Di Lu finally got the key information about cooking rice.

He is a monster that feeds on human emotion.

Emotions are the ingredients, words are the way of cooking, the words pointing to him are the objects of dining, and the words that human beings point to him full of emotion can become his power.

There are many other messy restrictions, such as eating emotions directly, but just like humans eating raw meat, it’s okay to eat enough, but it’s unhealthy.

In this underground cell where only one person and one non-human exist, there is no doubt that the man in front of him is his meal ticket!

He, Di Lu, met his dinner at the moment when he was about to faint from hunger.

Secretly clenched his fists, he must not give up, he must make this man who seems to be a fool express his edible feelings!

"I only take one bite, not too much."

Osamu Dazai drew a big cross on his chest: "I won't give it to you! I won't give it to you!"

"Why? You just need to say a word."

"what?"

Di Lu thought about it, and said very seriously: "I love you, can I say I love you?"

"..."

Dazai pursed his lips.Of course not.Seeing the boy trying to hold his face and looking stupid, Osamu Dazai didn't even have to think about rejecting it directly, and he didn't have that strange habit.

The little monster doesn't know that some words can only be said by certain people on certain occasions, but he doesn't force it, and chooses the second best relationship.

"Then I like you?" Di Lu looked up, his purple eyes were as mysterious as stars in the night, "Can I say I like you?"

"……Can't."

"I miss you?"

"No."

"I need you? Stay here with me? Don't leave me?" Seeing that Osamu Dazai didn't speak, Dilu pouted unhappily, "Why are you humans so troublesome? Positive emotions can't work. I can always change negative ones. "

"I hate you, I hate you, I'm jealous of you, you make me sick, get the hell out of me Wait, sir, can you say something first."

It takes effort to touch the mouth up and down, Di Lu is so weak now that she can even feel the loss of energy when speaking.Seeing that Osamu Dazai kept silent, he closed his mouth dumbly and lay down on the ground to save his energy.

It took a lot of effort to get this man to talk.

The same is true for Dazai Osamu, this talkative little fool finally calmed down.

Trouble, both of them thought in their hearts at the same time.

Enjoying a moment of silence, Osamu Dazai opened his mouth first: "You...are you not a human being? You feed on language and emotion?"

A few words have pierced his essence, and this obstacle of inhumanity hardly exists in front of Osamu Dazai.Although the words in his mouth were interrogative sentences, they were actually completely certain.If the object of the speech is other non-human creatures, it may make it vigilant, but Dilu is different.

The questioning words and firm emotions, although not too strong, Di Lu tasted, it was a citrus-flavored lollipop, with a very light sour taste, and the sweetness of saccharin at the end.

But it's food!It was the first thing he ate after waking up!

To hell with being vigilant, cooking is the most important thing!

A lollipop obviously couldn't satisfy a hungry ghost. Dilu regained a little strength, and her bright eyes longed for Osamu Dazai to have more words, not repeating the same words, and have a full meal.

He nodded, "Yes, sir, I'm very hungry, so can you talk a little more?" In order to prevent the man who was suspected of having a bad brain from speaking in the wrong way, he also specially emphasized, "It's best to bring My name is Dilu."

The extremely light hair color was dyed with other colors under the dark yellow light, Di Lu pursed her lips, staring at the feast in front of her eyes, oh no, man.

Thin arms and legs, a simple little monster with all his thoughts written on his face, Osamu Dazai defined it in his heart.He took a step forward and lay down in front of the skylight, trying to keep on the same level as Di Lu.Facing the other party's explicit expectant eyes, Osamu Dazai burst out laughing: "Okay, what did Dilu want me to say?"

Seeing that Di Lu wanted to repeat from "I love you to the point where you get out of here", Osamu Dazai interrupted: "None of these are allowed."

why not?

Forget it, let's eat before thinking about these issues.Di Lu curled her lips, and after thinking for a long time, she could hold back a sentence: "Sir, you can say what you want to say."

"What is the purpose of Ogiro coming to Yokohama?" asked the taste of grape lollipop.

"To fill my stomach."

"Then how did Di Lu get caught by the traffickers?"

"Because the driver said there is food to eat."

"Does Dilu have special abilities?"

"Yes, but I'm hungry, so I can't use it."

"..."

Di Lu was too honest, and he almost lied to me. Osamu Dazai did not need any psychological games to find out the bottom of his situation, from the state of amnesia to the problem of recipes, and he took out all the information.

One big and one small played a simple question-and-answer game in the underground cell, one was just for boredom, and the other was for eating.

Rather than squatting in the office to deal with the endless assassinations and the many affairs that the new leader will face when he takes office, Osamu Dazai wants to chat with Dilu to relax at this moment.It was estimated that half an hour had passed, and Osamu Dazai kept standing and lying in front of the skylight, his legs were unavoidably aching.

He took two steps suddenly, and Di Lu's eyes turned from looking straight to following his figure, and saw this strange man stretching his legs left and twisting his waist right.

Osamu Dazai: "Has Dilu had enough?"

The simple question is not as curious as before, it is as plain as a glass of boiled water.Di Lu tilted his head, and under his furry head was an aggrieved little face. He thought for a while: "... probably three full."

Three full is enough.

He stretched out his hand, all five fingers were fleshy, in stark contrast to the frail looking body.The purple eyes blinked, and in front of the outstretched right hand, the iron railing of the skylight bent and deformed a little bit, and finally formed a hole for him to slip into the next cell.

Ogiro, who got out of the hole, ran over and stood in front of Dazai Osamu, with his fleshy fingers hooked on the corner of the black wool coat.

The expression of the facial features did not change, but Osamu Dazai vaguely read the meaning of being cute and flattering. The outlines drawn at both ends of the fluffy white hair were like animal ears, shaking slightly in the movement.

"Sir, can you give me a compliment?" Praise him for running out of the cage.

Not to mention that Dazai Osamu is a restrained person, he behaves badly like a real brat, his face can change as he says, so he won't praise someone easily.

Besides, is this something worthy of praise!Osamu Dazai, who hates dogs, looked at Dilu indifferently, as if looking at a spoiled Samoyed.

"No, Dilu came out so slowly, it might as well be too weak. Vegetable Chicken Dilu!"

This kind of vileness obviously has no effect on Dilu, rather this disgusting emotion has become food instead.Dilu tasted it, and the taste of Osamu Dazai's words was spicy, a bit like a cauliflower in spicy Malatang.

Aww, eat it in one bite.

Di Lu smacked her lips and raised her head: "Sir, you can say more."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

In front of Dilu raised her small face with an expression of "I still want it if it's not enough", Osamu Dazai made a zipper gesture with a smile on his face, and closed his mouth.He found out that there is no pleasure in bullying Dilu with words.

Why do unhappy things.

It has been more than half a day since he sneaked out, and it is estimated that the port mafia has become a mess. Such a long time is enough for Nakahara Chuya and Ozaki Koyo to find out the unstable elements and find his current location.Osamu Dazai winked with Dilu indifferently, and decided not to speak until the annoying bodyguard came.

The annoying bodyguard, Mr. Nakahara Nakaya, is a petite hunk who can smash the ceiling with one punch, but his aggressive reputation does not mean that he can maintain a heart as fierce as his reputation when facing his immediate boss.

When the Port Mafia gravity user who lost his boss was swearing and smashing the basement, he found that his boss was taking a child.

Although the child looked fourteen or fifteen years old.

But this is Osamu Dazai!Still carrying it!child!son!

Is this person really Osamu Dazai, who is worse than a child with black hands and black heart?Zhong Yuan also shouted in his heart. At first, he thought that the information was wrong and he found the wrong person. Even if that person looked like Osamu Dazai, he couldn't be his leader.

How could Osamu Dazai allow a boy to sleep next to him?

Zhong Yuan pulled down the brim of his hat, and politely said sorry: "I'm sorry, I went the wrong way, and I'll leave right away."

"Short, can you think about it with your brain smaller than a walnut?" Osamu Dazai called back to his partner and bodyguard with a dark face.

Of course this was not voluntary by Osamu Dazai.The so-called one-strength drop ten times, Osamu Dazai is helpless when facing Dilu who is still asleep while clinging to his thigh, unless he doesn't even want this leg anymore.

Grabbing the corner of Osamu Dazai's clothes, he fell asleep, and for the sake of the big meal provider he found with great difficulty, Dilu refused to let go.His strength was greater than Osamu Dazai imagined, anyway, he couldn't break free, so he simply lay on the side and dozed off.

Until the Central Plains also found.

Osamu Dazai could tell at a glance that his partner was thinking about strange things again.Joining with his own people, he instantly turned back to the leader of Mafia who was aloof and strategizing, with the aura of a roaring giant beast in the dark.

"Since you're here, let's go."

"No, wait."

The timing of Zhong Ye's arrival was just right, gravity made the movement of smashing the cement loud enough to wake up Di Lu who was sleeping in the dark.Rubbing her eyes, the sleepiness is still lingering on her eyes, but Di Lu's ears are already froze.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also hesitated to speak: "Mackerel, what the hell are you doing, what does this person have to do with you?"

Before Dazai could answer, Dilu, who moved faster than his brain, sharply raised his head, and clung to his owner's waist with all four limbs like a small firecracker, holding on to Dazai and not letting go.He raised his head, eyes like dead water: "Sir, you have to take me home."

"Take me home, take me home, take me home..."

He's not a fool, he finally had someone who could provide him with food, so he couldn't let him go easily.Without this person, maybe he would starve to death on the street when he went out.

On the left and right paths, Dilu, who had been banned from planA, simply kept doing nothing, sticking his whole body to Dazai Osamu, with a vigilant look on his face.

Osamu Dazai smirked and said, "Let me go."

The weak Dazai leader was not taken seriously by Dilu, no matter what Dazai said, Dilu pretended not to hear.

Ignoring Osamu Dazai, he turned his head and saw Nakahara Chuya who was gnashing his teeth: "You little brat, port mafia is also a place where you can..." come?

Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked at Di Lu.

One thing is that Zhongyuanzhong is not a human being, or in other words, he has a human body and will, but the powers in his body are created by postnatal experiments, and the essence is actually a synthetic body of artificial powers.

The non-human radar resonated strangely at this moment, Dilu, who thought he was a monster, and Nakahara Chu, who thought he was a human, also recognized each other's identity the moment they met eyes.

He is not human!

not human?Could it be the same race that grabbed food with him?

It's very possible!

No one can compete with myself for food!Dilu stretched her neck alertly in an instant.Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhong also had a serious face full of desire to beat someone up, he raised his head, grinned his teeth and put on a pitiful expression, and muttered: "Look at him, he is so fierce, he must not be as good as me."

To Osamu Dazai: "We don't want him anymore, sir, just keep me."

The chattering voice was not too loud, just enough to be heard by everyone present.

Chuya Chuya, who was judged to be fierce and not easy to raise:?

He couldn't understand what Di Lu was saying, but he was shocked.

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The author has something to say:

Osamu Dazai's helplessness is Schrödinger's helplessness!

Explanation of Dilu's recipe:

For example, the feeling of "I love you" is a good feeling. If it is expressed fiercely, it will be spicy. If it is said softly, it will be stir-fried. of)

Jianshouqing is a wild fungus.

【Advance receipt time】

"All the villains are me"

Hello everyone, I'm a real person, a mediocre craftsman who loves comics and cosplays for nothing.

The point is, it's mediocre, without big ambitions, all I want to do is wait for death.

——Until I crossed over and became a real person.

It's the super magic spirit real person who pinches his hands when he has nothing to do, and calls his companion when he has something to do, with sutures on his face, and his ambition is higher than the sky. The brackets are chaotic and evil.

Changing my body doesn't affect my continuing to be a salted fish. To be honest, I can still accept the above situations, but the world consciousness has found me.

World Awareness: The energy balance is wrong, our world needs villains.You are the villain I am looking for.

Real person: ...I am alone?

World Awareness: You are a naturally born super-level curse spirit, a vicious Mafia violent element, a leader of an evil party who covets the cornerstone of the world, and a revisionist who vainly tries to change history.

Zhenren: ...If I want to play so many roles, I must give me some ability.

World Will: The Wuwei transformation you inherit can change the appearance, and the rest figure out their own way.

Real person: ...

On that day, the strongest magician met the unregistered super magic spirit for the first time, and it was a thunderous blow.

The real person who played the role of Liuhu: Fighting with the mouth is also fighting, and I can talk more easily.

That day, the youngest cadre of port Mafia lost his best friend and turned to the bright side.

The real person who plays Cheng Gide: Why do I have to have Honmaru even as a villain, the group of blades are too noisy, go and bring me a child, Odasaku!

On that day, Vongola's tenth generation leader was assassinated, and the malicious person who destroyed the world bared his fangs.

The real person playing Bailan: Wuhu, the identity of the winery is so easy to use, let me see what Gangji looked like when he was a child!

……

Until the last day, the people who were fooled gathered under the five landmark buildings in Yokohama and demanded that Port Mafia hand over the nonexistent suture face cadre.

The real person whose vest was stripped: Help, help, Zhongya!

The Central Plains cadre who worked hard to clean up the mess: ...can you not come to me every time you can't make it?