The daily life of a man as a monk

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After being called dad, the elder brother felt no fluctuation in his heart, and even wanted to go home a little bit.

He looked at the shivering little prince in front of him blankly, without speaking.The little prince looked at him too.

The two looked at each other deeply but without embarrassment, as if all words were melted into the eyes of both sides.This scene of fatherly kindness and filial piety moved the hearts of the onlookers, and they couldn't help singing a song, "Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree."

Long Dandan couldn't help asking his newly appointed uncle, "Why?"

The third senior brother said, "Because I'm sore."

Long Dandan asked in a daze, "What's sour?"

The third senior brother sighed, "Some people have apprentices and become fathers at the age of 25. And some people, who are also 25 years old, have nothing but rainbow farts on this day."

Long Dandan asked: "Are you talking about yourself?"

The third senior brother shook his head, "I'm talking about your second senior uncle."

Long Dandan understands, his third uncle is a stubborn duck, what he said is the same as saying "I have a friend" in psychology.

But as a good and considerate boy, Long Dandan had to save a little face for his dead duck third uncle.

It was the third senior brother who sighed again, and said, "But the bitterness turns sour, I can still understand the truth. Your master can't give birth to a baby at all."

Long Dandan was startled and thought he knew some terrible secret, "Why?"

The third senior brother replied very naturally, "Because your master is gay."

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Long Dandan, a simple young man who lived in a foreign country for the first half of his life.She is bohemian and loves to sleep in biology class.

Therefore, he didn't understand the kindergarten car that his third uncle was trying to drive to.

He looked at the third senior brother in bewilderment, "Didn't the baby just sleep out on the bed?"

The third senior brother looked at Long Dandan's eyes suddenly changed.He never expected that the world-weary boy who looked so simple and innocent turned out to be an old driver who could drive a Lamborghini in public without changing his face.

The little prince who was seriously looking at the elder brother at the side couldn't listen anymore.He glared at his little friend, and said righteously, "Tom, how can you be so dirty? The baby is obviously grown from a flower pot."

Long Dandan didn't believe it, "How could it be planted? It's not a plant."

The little prince snorted coldly, "Then tell me how you fell asleep if you have the ability?"

Long Dandan said, "It's not easy? Put two pillows and sleep on it and then come out."

The little prince was stunned by his simple and clear explanation.

After planting it out of a flowerpot, it still needs to be fertilized and watered every day. Isn’t it just as perfunctory as picking it up from a trash can?

The little prince felt Sensen's deception, and was very unconvinced, "Who are you bluffing? Do you think I'm so easy to deceive? My father told me that it was grown in a flower pot. If you don't believe me, you can ask him."

Everyone immediately looked at the elder brother in unison.

It's really not his father's elder brother: "..."

Although the elder brother has never taken a biology class, he is still an all-round elder brother with common sense.He didn't believe the little prince's flowerpot remarks at all.But Long Dandan's sleep theory...

The elder brother recalled his experience of sharing the bed with his master for 25 years, and looked at the little prince's eyebrows and eyes that were somewhat similar to him for some reason, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

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Third Senior Brother: ...

But senior brother, you are only 25.

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The topic of giving birth made the three sword cultivators present fell silent.And the third senior brother, a generation of high-quality Dharma cultivators with common sense refused to participate in the innocent and simple topics of sword cultivators.

After all, in today's society where buses are everywhere, there are very few people like them who don't even know how to give birth.The third senior brother was afraid that his agitation would pollute their purity.

The eldest brother couldn't ask the third junior brother for help, so he had to wait until he returned to the backstage to ask his unreliable pig's trotter second junior brother.

The second senior brother was so bored staying in the background, he already ate two big watermelons with Erlang's legs crossed just when the senior senior brother came to the stage to practice Tai Chi.When the few people came back after recording, the second brother even finished eating two kilograms of melon seeds and built a castle with melon seed shells.

After hearing the senior brother's question, the boring second senior brother finally cheered up.He pushed down the melon seed castle that he had worked so hard to build, and held the hands of his new nephew Long Dandan and the little prince from left to right, so excited that he couldn't control himself.

OMG!

If one doesn't pay attention, he actually has a nephew!

What does this mean?It means that there will be one more friend who will steal tea from Master in the future, and he will be able to eat more tea cakes!

The second senior brother stared affectionately at Long Dandan's handsome mixed-race face with deep features for a while, and then looked at the little prince's little face that was really similar to the senior senior brother's, and couldn't help but shed tears of excitement, "How about, let's go Let's eat Malatang."

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The second senior brother, a Dharma man who ate up all the edible items backstage during the recording.

Now, I still want to eat spicy soup.

Third senior brother: Tiandao's father's love for him is probably only in his physique that can never eat fat, really.

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As we all know, the best partners for summer night snacks are jelly lobster Malatang and snail skewers.

On the premise that the invisible local tyrant elder brother paid, the visible second local tyrant senior shamelessly ordered three bowls of Mala Tang, and ate it alone.But the others were more winking. The third senior brother only ordered a bowl of true love snail powder, and his apprentice Long Dandan ordered a bowl of Maoxuewang, and the little prince was so scared by the cold handsome face of the senior brother. Did not dare to order.

Big Brother: "..."

The elder brother glanced lovingly at the trembling little prince, and silently ordered a glass of beer for him.

Holding a full beer glass, the little prince couldn't help but shed tears of emotion.I saw him sniffing his nose and rushing towards the elder brother, and shouted to him from the bottom of his heart, "Dad!"

Senior Brother: "..."

Dad and Senior Brother pushed away the snotty and tearful goose in disgust.

At this time, the little prince has fallen into the abyss of emotion, even if he is pushed away by the elder brother, those big Kazilan eyes are filled with the happiness of feeling the love of his father.

The eldest brother will probably never understand how the little prince Kazilan sees his father's love from his disgusting actions.

With the help of beer, the little prince finally spoke the truth hidden in his heart, "Actually, I know that you are not my father."

The big brother nodded.

The little prince took a sip of beer, "But I really can't help it, I just can't help remembering."

The second senior brother happily ate Mala Tang, gossiping, "Why?"

The little prince burst into tears again, and took out a photo from his pocket while talking, "Because he looks exactly like my father. Although, my father's face is covered with wrinkles."

The friends looked at the photo one after another, and suddenly fell silent when they saw the man in the photo.

Although the man in this photo is wearing a dark military uniform, his cool handsome face and familiar grim expression are really the same as the elder brother.

However, his small cut is really ugly, as ugly as the big brother's sword.

As the little prince's friend for many years, Long Dandan heard that he mentioned his father many times, but this was the first time he actually saw his face.Long Dandan couldn't help pointing to the man in the photo and asked a question from the bottom of his heart, "Where is there any wrinkle on his face?"

The little prince wiped away his tears, "Look, there are crow's feet around his eyes."

Long Dandan: "But your father is over 50 years old. Someone else's 50-year-old father even has a beer belly."

The little prince stopped crying, and at this moment he had a miraculous appreciation of the handsomeness of his old father.

The elder brother glanced at his apprentice suspiciously, "Is it always like this at the age of 50?"

Long Dandan nodded resolutely, "After all, he is a middle-aged man."

The elder brother asked: "Then, why doesn't my master have one?"

The second senior brother said: "Maybe it's because the master is already several thousand years old."

Big Brother: "..."

Heartbroken.

The senior brother looked at his second junior brother, and silently pulled out the sword from his pocket.

The third senior brother pressed it quickly with his eyes and hands, "Brother Tian, ​​what the second senior brother means is that Master has entered the realm of immortality."

Only then did Second Senior Brother realize his mistake and nodded quickly.The elder brother looked at him with half-belief in his eyes.

As a man who can wink, Long Dandan hurriedly changed the topic when he saw that it was not good, and asked the little prince, "So? Your father looks like my master, why are you so afraid?"

The little prince continued drinking beer, "Because my father is so fierce."

Long Dandan asked: "How fierce is it?"

The little prince cried and said: "He has been expressionless since I was a child, and his eyes when looking at me are very sharp. Although he never hits me, every time I get sixty points in the exam, he looks at me with the same expression in his eyes. It seems to reveal the contempt of the top students for the scumbags."

After hearing the words, the second and third senior brothers silently turned their attention to the senior senior brother.At this moment, they seemed to see their former selves in the little prince's description of their childhood.

The little prince didn't know what kind of sense of sight his childhood brought to the two brothers, and continued to sob about his miserable childhood, "It's nothing. But my father never took me out to play, he always It’s okay if you can’t go home from work in the army, but every time you go home, you’ll either squat in the study or do physical training in the training room.”

Second Senior Brother and Third Senior Brother looked at Senior Senior Brother with deeper eyes.

The little prince whimpered and continued, "The most exaggerated thing is that every time I go to see him in the training room, he asks me coldly why I stare at him instead of studying. Doesn't he know that I need paternal comfort? "

The second senior brother and the third senior brother nodded in agreement while watching the senior senior brother, their fiery eyes seemed to pierce the senior senior brother out a hole.

Like a senior brother covered in arrows: "..."

I can't give you fatherly love.

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The little prince thought back on his childhood, and the more he thought about it, the more miserable he felt, and he couldn't help but drink beer and cry like a child without his father's love, "Wuuu, it's fine if my father dies as a straight man, but now he still wants me to inherit my father's love." I don’t want to go to military school. I don’t, I don’t, I obviously have my own dreams.”

The second senior brother felt very sympathetic and asked, "Then what dream do you have?"

The little prince had tears in his eyes, "I want a girlfriend, and I want to have one now."

The second senior brother was shocked immediately, "Is there any conflict between finding a girlfriend and going to the military academy?"

The little prince said: "Of course I have. The military academy is full of bad men, where can I find a girlfriend?"

The second senior brother was even more surprised, "Then since you want to find a girlfriend, why do you want to be a swordsman?"

The little prince replied clearly, "Don't you know that sword cultivators are very popular now? That kind of ascetic iceberg man is very popular with pretty girls."

The second senior brother couldn't bear to look at him several times when he heard the words, "Who told you?"

The little prince: "My master."

The second senior brother looked at him with even more heartache, "Then your master, did you tell you the rules of sword cultivation?"

The little prince looked bewildered, "Don't sword cultivators only need to be handsome?"

The second senior brother was so heartbroken that he couldn't bear to tell him the truth.In the end, the third senior brother couldn't stand it anymore, "The Code of Sword Cultivation is a masterpiece that every sword repairer in the world holds a copy of today."

The little prince was taken aback, "Why?"

Third senior brother: "Because of its author, the three ancient god-level sword cultivators."

The little prince's eyes widened.

What? !Three god-level sword cultivators?

The little prince said in disbelief, "It's hard, could it be—"

The third senior brother nodded.

That's right!

The three god-level sword cultivators in ancient times were Gu Jun whose home was his home, Chuuxue who lived at the west gate, and Gucheng whose home was near the sea.

The third senior brother lovingly reminded the little prince, "Then, the first rule of sword repair, do you know what it is?"

The little prince shook his head.

The third senior brother felt sorry for him, and couldn't help but patted his head, "Woman, it affects the speed of my sword."

little Prince:"………"

The little prince cupped his fists: "Farewell."