The daily life of a man as a monk
Chapter 25 25
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The common goal of the young people every day made them full of passion! Even the three brothers and sisters were so stimulated that they poured beer together, bragging and looking forward to the future together.In the end, this group of young idols who are about to debut drank all the alcohol in the food stalls, squatted on the street drunk, and looked up at the stars with empty eyes.
The second senior brother looked at the moon above his head, and stretched out his thief hand to touch the hand of the third senior brother, "San'er."
The third senior brother also looked at the moon and nodded, "Huh?"
Hearing the response, the second senior brother smiled foolishly, "San'er, do you know what I'm thinking right now?"
The third senior brother struggled to work his drunken brain, and thought for a while, "Today, the moonlight is so beautiful?"
The second senior brother shook his head, "No."
The third brother asked, "What is that?"
The second senior brother turned his head to look at the third senior brother's handsome face under the moonlight, so beautiful that he was almost soaring in place, hehe, "My partner is so pretty."
The third senior brother immediately burst into laughter when he heard that, against the white moonlight, he looked like the legendary little white lotus in full bloom.
The second senior brother was dazzled by the beauty, and couldn't help but want to kiss the third senior brother.
The third senior brother blocked his face, "No."
The second senior brother was very wronged, "Why?"
The third senior brother resigned righteously with his handsome face flushed from alcohol, "You can't make such a fuss in the public."
The second senior brother was even more aggrieved, "But you are my old Gong, why can't I kiss my old Gong?"
The third senior brother listened.
hey yo!The second child took the initiative to call on Lao Gong.Usually he doesn't bark no matter how coaxed, how can he not be rewarded for being so obedient now?
The third senior brother was immediately elated, hooked the second senior brother's neck and started frantically flicking his lips.
The only sober senior brother: "..."
As a pure and flawless sword cultivator, Eldest Brother has never seen anyone sway his lips in front of him at such a young age, and swayed so wildly that even his voice came out.
The pure elder brother only felt a shyness rushing up his face from the bottom of his heart, making his cheeks flushed red.He couldn't help turning his head.
It's a good thing I didn't turn my head. When I turned my head, I saw Xiaowanzi and his lover Long Dandan who were crying in each other's arms. While crying, they still kept telling each other about their miserable childhood.
On one side is dog food scattered all over the floor, on the other side is tearful bitter water.
Eldest brother can't take it anymore, he wants to go home.
But as a responsible big brother, how could he just leave a group of drunks on the side of the road and go home alone?
Although this group of drunks had nothing but a handsome face, they still had a face anyway.What if they were picked up and sold by the catty?
So the elder brother had no choice but to bear the urge to beat up the drunks, called a taxi for everyone, and took on the heavy responsibility of taking the drunks home alone.
Eldest brother, the only reliable swordsman among the friends, even if he was given a few barrels of wine by his juniors not long ago, even if he wants to beat up the child now, he is still so reliable.
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However, it is true that senior brother is tired.
He was so tired that he missed the little princess O Doudou who gave him a headache.
Even if O Doudou was around, he would probably finish the food stall like these drunks now, but at least he is a rich man with an assistant and a car.
However, it is a pity that as a financial emperor with hundreds of millions every minute, he has to work overtime even at midnight.
Miserable, really too miserable.
Ou Doudou, who was far away in the office, recalled the CEOs in Crispy Duck who spent a lot of time falling in love every day, and couldn't help but sipped his coffee and shed sad tears.
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The elder brother's pain is heart-tiring pain, especially after he sent these drunks home.
Because of Oududou's determination to be neighbors with idols, he became a rich man and bought the entire apartment building as a draft dormitory. Not only did the brothers' residences remain the same, but even Xiaowanzi and Long Dandan were in the draft. Moved into their downstairs apartment before the start.
However, the convenience of being in the same building can't alleviate the pain in the elder brother's heart.
Because this group of people was drunk all the way, what it gave him was not only to lead them to bypass the fatigue of other players, but also brought the double pressure of both throwing dog food and vomit bitterness mentally.
Big brother is tired.
After throwing them back to the room with great difficulty, the elder brother's deep eyes were filled with exhaustion from taking care of the drunk.
If Dad Tiandao gave him another chance now, he would definitely choose to squat on the mountain and not go out.
The exhausted elder brother wished he didn't take a shower, and now he was lying on his big bed covered with sheets washed by the master.
However, the moment he opened the door, his expression suddenly changed.
The keen sense of smell brought by his cultivation made him feel the change of the atmosphere in his room the moment he opened the door.
If it was said that the air in his home was filled with the scent of sandalwood that he burned every morning and evening when he was doing morning and evening classes, then there is a subtle cold fragrance in the air now.
The cold fragrance is like the snow lotus from the towering snow mountain, but just a faint trace reminds people of the snow that has not melted for thousands of years.
The elder brother's exhausted spirit immediately revived, as if he had encountered a formidable enemy, every inch of his skin trembled at this moment, and even the roots of his hair clamored for excitement.
He quickly closed the door, stepped into the bedroom with barely audible steps, picked up the bath cloths stacked in the bedroom, and went outside the closed bathroom door.
He held his breath and listened to the sounds in the bathroom.Sure enough, there was the sound of water.
The big brother's deep eyes suddenly sparkled with excitement.
I saw him gently holding the doorknob, taking a deep breath, and suddenly unscrewed the bathroom door, "Master!"
Shizun, whose upper body was naked: "..."
Ho!
Master, the chosen male god of a generation who went up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire, went to the battlefield and passed the day, finally dealt with the affairs on the mountain and went down the mountain to accompany his lover, but was scared and lost in the bathroom on the first day down the mountain expression.
Although he is usually so paralyzed, but now he is too frightened to even move his eyebrows.
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Master: Scared with a blank expression.jpg
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If it is said that 90.00% of people will be angry under this kind of fright, then Master must be the remaining one percent.
As a male god who is invincible and vengeful, there are few things in this world that he can tolerate so much, and his beloved disciple must be the one he tolerates, and the only one.
It's like in the heart of the elder brother, his beloved teacher is the best person in the world.In Master's heart, his beloved disciple is also the cutest person in the world.
His lover will never do anything wrong, if it is wrong, then he will hold a sword and force Tiandao's father to say it is right.
Therefore, Master will never be angry with Elder Brother, no matter what Elder Brother has done.
Even if the elder brother finally finds someone he likes and divorces him——
Oh, this one won't work.
Master secretly tried to think about the situation.But I don't know why, just thinking about it, he has the urge to break the legs of his beloved apprentice and lock him up again.
Therefore, it was not wrong for him to marry his lover back then.
Master thought about it, and nodded silently in his heart.
Thinking back on his marriage with his beloved apprentice, the master suddenly felt very lucky, the eyes of his beloved apprentice couldn't help but warmed up a bit, as if he wanted to warm up the senior brother, and at the same time responded to the senior senior brother. Spit out a question mark, "?"
The elder brother's eyes swept over the snow-white but still sexy chest of the master, and couldn't help but slide down the muscle lines on his body to the abdominal muscles that were usually invisible under the clothes.
I don't know why, at this moment, the eldest brother only felt a rush of hot air on his cheeks, burning him very hot, as if he was drunk.
Eldest brother couldn't help swallowing his throat, "Master."
Master responded, "Huh?"
The eldest brother raised the bath cloth in his hand, "Do you need room service?"
Master: "..."
322
Master who was stimulated again: Who is it?Who brought down my apprentice?
323
As a pure old man who stays on the mountain all year round, how could Master have ever been stimulated like this?At that time, his face turned red "shua", and even the base of his nose was a little bit ashamed.
But even so, the master did not forget to show his honesty of a thousand-year-old virgin, "What room service?"
At this time, the elder brother seemed to be suppressed by drunkenness, and his whole body was dizzy, and his eyes were moistened, like the night sky dotted with stars, making him a strong-willed teacher. Zun couldn't hold it anymore after seeing it.
The elder brother silently stared at the master for a long while, shook the bath cloth in his hand, closed the door and entered the bathroom, slowly unbuttoned his shirt with one hand, narrowed his eyes slightly for the first time, and showed him a Smiling, "Rub your back."
The pure old virgin master, who had never seen such a posture, was stunned!
He didn't know why his lover became like this just because he was away from his lover's side for a few days.
He didn't know which person from the society under the mountain taught his beloved disciple badly.
But, he knew that his lover's appearance was really exciting, and he didn't know why he really liked it.
Ah, crazy.
Master thought to himself expressionlessly.
Especially when his lover, who smelled of alcohol all over his body, threw himself on him and hugged his neck, Master looked at the flush on his lover's face who didn't know whether it was drunk or how, and felt that he was also touched by him. The smell of wine on the lover's body was drunk.
He felt the hot air sprayed by his lover when he breathed in his ear, he couldn't help but hugged his lover's thin waist, and raised the brush in his other hand, "But, I'm cleaning the bathtub."
Big Brother: "..."
324
Shizun, a high-quality male god who has been out of the cleansing cycle of eating, drinking, and lassing for many years, has been unrestrained all his life and only loves taking baths.
But while loving, he is also a clean freak.
A clean freak who can't stand a millimeter of stains in the bathtub, even if it's on the outside of the bathtub.
In addition, the master is still a local tyrant, a local tyrant who doesn't even know how much property he has, let alone others.His arrogance lies in his already rich background plus the accumulation of thousands of years.
On weekdays, he doesn't show his wealth, the only thing that shows is the heroic spirit of changing the tubs for himself and his disciples every day when he takes a bath in the mountains.Even, the tub was made of the top spirit jade used by others in the practice world to set up the magic circle.
However, in this society where bathtubs are used instead of buckets, Master has no way to change the bathtub, and can only wipe it with his own hands.
Because he doesn't know how to install drain pipes, nor can he dismantle them.
Miserable, really too miserable.
325
Installing and dismantling the drainpipe is the only problem other than giving birth to the first-generation Tianxuan Xiannan Shizun, and it is also the only thing that the bald head master can defeat the Shizun.
Because, there is a granddaughter in the family of the head of the bald head. Every time she washes her hair and clogs the drain, she has to disassemble, install and unblock it.
As for Master, he and Senior Brother Aitu have always only used traditional bathtubs on the mountain.
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The author has something to say:
I'm back from vacation! ! !
Inspiration is back!yeah!
The Spanish sun, the hot sun, is so hot that Zha San seems to be alopecia areata
317
The common goal of the young people every day made them full of passion! Even the three brothers and sisters were so stimulated that they poured beer together, bragging and looking forward to the future together.In the end, this group of young idols who are about to debut drank all the alcohol in the food stalls, squatted on the street drunk, and looked up at the stars with empty eyes.
The second senior brother looked at the moon above his head, and stretched out his thief hand to touch the hand of the third senior brother, "San'er."
The third senior brother also looked at the moon and nodded, "Huh?"
Hearing the response, the second senior brother smiled foolishly, "San'er, do you know what I'm thinking right now?"
The third senior brother struggled to work his drunken brain, and thought for a while, "Today, the moonlight is so beautiful?"
The second senior brother shook his head, "No."
The third brother asked, "What is that?"
The second senior brother turned his head to look at the third senior brother's handsome face under the moonlight, so beautiful that he was almost soaring in place, hehe, "My partner is so pretty."
The third senior brother immediately burst into laughter when he heard that, against the white moonlight, he looked like the legendary little white lotus in full bloom.
The second senior brother was dazzled by the beauty, and couldn't help but want to kiss the third senior brother.
The third senior brother blocked his face, "No."
The second senior brother was very wronged, "Why?"
The third senior brother resigned righteously with his handsome face flushed from alcohol, "You can't make such a fuss in the public."
The second senior brother was even more aggrieved, "But you are my old Gong, why can't I kiss my old Gong?"
The third senior brother listened.
hey yo!The second child took the initiative to call on Lao Gong.Usually he doesn't bark no matter how coaxed, how can he not be rewarded for being so obedient now?
The third senior brother was immediately elated, hooked the second senior brother's neck and started frantically flicking his lips.
The only sober senior brother: "..."
As a pure and flawless sword cultivator, Eldest Brother has never seen anyone sway his lips in front of him at such a young age, and swayed so wildly that even his voice came out.
The pure elder brother only felt a shyness rushing up his face from the bottom of his heart, making his cheeks flushed red.He couldn't help turning his head.
It's a good thing I didn't turn my head. When I turned my head, I saw Xiaowanzi and his lover Long Dandan who were crying in each other's arms. While crying, they still kept telling each other about their miserable childhood.
On one side is dog food scattered all over the floor, on the other side is tearful bitter water.
Eldest brother can't take it anymore, he wants to go home.
But as a responsible big brother, how could he just leave a group of drunks on the side of the road and go home alone?
Although this group of drunks had nothing but a handsome face, they still had a face anyway.What if they were picked up and sold by the catty?
So the elder brother had no choice but to bear the urge to beat up the drunks, called a taxi for everyone, and took on the heavy responsibility of taking the drunks home alone.
Eldest brother, the only reliable swordsman among the friends, even if he was given a few barrels of wine by his juniors not long ago, even if he wants to beat up the child now, he is still so reliable.
318
However, it is true that senior brother is tired.
He was so tired that he missed the little princess O Doudou who gave him a headache.
Even if O Doudou was around, he would probably finish the food stall like these drunks now, but at least he is a rich man with an assistant and a car.
However, it is a pity that as a financial emperor with hundreds of millions every minute, he has to work overtime even at midnight.
Miserable, really too miserable.
Ou Doudou, who was far away in the office, recalled the CEOs in Crispy Duck who spent a lot of time falling in love every day, and couldn't help but sipped his coffee and shed sad tears.
319
The elder brother's pain is heart-tiring pain, especially after he sent these drunks home.
Because of Oududou's determination to be neighbors with idols, he became a rich man and bought the entire apartment building as a draft dormitory. Not only did the brothers' residences remain the same, but even Xiaowanzi and Long Dandan were in the draft. Moved into their downstairs apartment before the start.
However, the convenience of being in the same building can't alleviate the pain in the elder brother's heart.
Because this group of people was drunk all the way, what it gave him was not only to lead them to bypass the fatigue of other players, but also brought the double pressure of both throwing dog food and vomit bitterness mentally.
Big brother is tired.
After throwing them back to the room with great difficulty, the elder brother's deep eyes were filled with exhaustion from taking care of the drunk.
If Dad Tiandao gave him another chance now, he would definitely choose to squat on the mountain and not go out.
The exhausted elder brother wished he didn't take a shower, and now he was lying on his big bed covered with sheets washed by the master.
However, the moment he opened the door, his expression suddenly changed.
The keen sense of smell brought by his cultivation made him feel the change of the atmosphere in his room the moment he opened the door.
If it was said that the air in his home was filled with the scent of sandalwood that he burned every morning and evening when he was doing morning and evening classes, then there is a subtle cold fragrance in the air now.
The cold fragrance is like the snow lotus from the towering snow mountain, but just a faint trace reminds people of the snow that has not melted for thousands of years.
The elder brother's exhausted spirit immediately revived, as if he had encountered a formidable enemy, every inch of his skin trembled at this moment, and even the roots of his hair clamored for excitement.
He quickly closed the door, stepped into the bedroom with barely audible steps, picked up the bath cloths stacked in the bedroom, and went outside the closed bathroom door.
He held his breath and listened to the sounds in the bathroom.Sure enough, there was the sound of water.
The big brother's deep eyes suddenly sparkled with excitement.
I saw him gently holding the doorknob, taking a deep breath, and suddenly unscrewed the bathroom door, "Master!"
Shizun, whose upper body was naked: "..."
Ho!
Master, the chosen male god of a generation who went up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire, went to the battlefield and passed the day, finally dealt with the affairs on the mountain and went down the mountain to accompany his lover, but was scared and lost in the bathroom on the first day down the mountain expression.
Although he is usually so paralyzed, but now he is too frightened to even move his eyebrows.
320
Master: Scared with a blank expression.jpg
321
If it is said that 90.00% of people will be angry under this kind of fright, then Master must be the remaining one percent.
As a male god who is invincible and vengeful, there are few things in this world that he can tolerate so much, and his beloved disciple must be the one he tolerates, and the only one.
It's like in the heart of the elder brother, his beloved teacher is the best person in the world.In Master's heart, his beloved disciple is also the cutest person in the world.
His lover will never do anything wrong, if it is wrong, then he will hold a sword and force Tiandao's father to say it is right.
Therefore, Master will never be angry with Elder Brother, no matter what Elder Brother has done.
Even if the elder brother finally finds someone he likes and divorces him——
Oh, this one won't work.
Master secretly tried to think about the situation.But I don't know why, just thinking about it, he has the urge to break the legs of his beloved apprentice and lock him up again.
Therefore, it was not wrong for him to marry his lover back then.
Master thought about it, and nodded silently in his heart.
Thinking back on his marriage with his beloved apprentice, the master suddenly felt very lucky, the eyes of his beloved apprentice couldn't help but warmed up a bit, as if he wanted to warm up the senior brother, and at the same time responded to the senior senior brother. Spit out a question mark, "?"
The elder brother's eyes swept over the snow-white but still sexy chest of the master, and couldn't help but slide down the muscle lines on his body to the abdominal muscles that were usually invisible under the clothes.
I don't know why, at this moment, the eldest brother only felt a rush of hot air on his cheeks, burning him very hot, as if he was drunk.
Eldest brother couldn't help swallowing his throat, "Master."
Master responded, "Huh?"
The eldest brother raised the bath cloth in his hand, "Do you need room service?"
Master: "..."
322
Master who was stimulated again: Who is it?Who brought down my apprentice?
323
As a pure old man who stays on the mountain all year round, how could Master have ever been stimulated like this?At that time, his face turned red "shua", and even the base of his nose was a little bit ashamed.
But even so, the master did not forget to show his honesty of a thousand-year-old virgin, "What room service?"
At this time, the elder brother seemed to be suppressed by drunkenness, and his whole body was dizzy, and his eyes were moistened, like the night sky dotted with stars, making him a strong-willed teacher. Zun couldn't hold it anymore after seeing it.
The elder brother silently stared at the master for a long while, shook the bath cloth in his hand, closed the door and entered the bathroom, slowly unbuttoned his shirt with one hand, narrowed his eyes slightly for the first time, and showed him a Smiling, "Rub your back."
The pure old virgin master, who had never seen such a posture, was stunned!
He didn't know why his lover became like this just because he was away from his lover's side for a few days.
He didn't know which person from the society under the mountain taught his beloved disciple badly.
But, he knew that his lover's appearance was really exciting, and he didn't know why he really liked it.
Ah, crazy.
Master thought to himself expressionlessly.
Especially when his lover, who smelled of alcohol all over his body, threw himself on him and hugged his neck, Master looked at the flush on his lover's face who didn't know whether it was drunk or how, and felt that he was also touched by him. The smell of wine on the lover's body was drunk.
He felt the hot air sprayed by his lover when he breathed in his ear, he couldn't help but hugged his lover's thin waist, and raised the brush in his other hand, "But, I'm cleaning the bathtub."
Big Brother: "..."
324
Shizun, a high-quality male god who has been out of the cleansing cycle of eating, drinking, and lassing for many years, has been unrestrained all his life and only loves taking baths.
But while loving, he is also a clean freak.
A clean freak who can't stand a millimeter of stains in the bathtub, even if it's on the outside of the bathtub.
In addition, the master is still a local tyrant, a local tyrant who doesn't even know how much property he has, let alone others.His arrogance lies in his already rich background plus the accumulation of thousands of years.
On weekdays, he doesn't show his wealth, the only thing that shows is the heroic spirit of changing the tubs for himself and his disciples every day when he takes a bath in the mountains.Even, the tub was made of the top spirit jade used by others in the practice world to set up the magic circle.
However, in this society where bathtubs are used instead of buckets, Master has no way to change the bathtub, and can only wipe it with his own hands.
Because he doesn't know how to install drain pipes, nor can he dismantle them.
Miserable, really too miserable.
325
Installing and dismantling the drainpipe is the only problem other than giving birth to the first-generation Tianxuan Xiannan Shizun, and it is also the only thing that the bald head master can defeat the Shizun.
Because, there is a granddaughter in the family of the head of the bald head. Every time she washes her hair and clogs the drain, she has to disassemble, install and unblock it.
As for Master, he and Senior Brother Aitu have always only used traditional bathtubs on the mountain.
--------------------
The author has something to say:
I'm back from vacation! ! !
Inspiration is back!yeah!
The Spanish sun, the hot sun, is so hot that Zha San seems to be alopecia areata
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