The daily life of a man as a monk

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Just like what often appears in the excellent essays of primary school students, the time seems to pass by like a fleeting horse, and the day of the first performance of the friends has arrived in a blink of an eye.

As an ace pigeon, the bald director who has been cooing for a long time mustered up his momentum and made a series of preparations, just to let those melon fans who questioned whether he really lost his idols to see that he is determined. Unwavering perfect working attitude.

He, the king of ace pigeons, although he is grunting and bald, he is really an awesome director.The performance stage set up by his subordinates is really gorgeous and dignified, elegant and trendy, with a touch of immortality in its beauty.

That's right!This is him, the working attitude of the king of the king of pigeons, and the East China Sea Dragon Palace that he arranged with the huge coffers that his father gave him!

Although, there is no water and no dragon in this Dragon Palace.

But it doesn't matter, they have the most handsome boy group idols in history.The great director firmly believes that his preparatory idols will definitely bring him a heaven-defying luxury performance, the kind that shocks the whole country.

The bald director promises with his shiny round head!

The highly anticipated future idols: Ah, this...

In the future, idols will be under a lot of pressure.To be honest, although they have been training for so long, they have done everything perfectly, but they really don't have the confidence to talk about the performance that shocked the whole country.

After all, who's performance here is not a hit song made by real idols?It's not an original hit song, who has the ability to surpass the original song?

"Are you right? Brother Liang." The future idols naturally looked at the most awesome quasi-idol present, trying to see their approval from his handsome little prince's face that became more pink and tender after makeup.

The pink and tender little ball raised her head, with little confusion in her big eyes, "Why not?"

The idols said, "That's going to surpass the original singer! How many can do it?"

"Isn't it just transcendence?" Xiaowanzi said without thinking, "We, right? Brother Tian."

Are you so confident?The idols have set their sights on the Valley Boys Group, which is already ready.

It looked good, and was immediately taken aback by the valley boy group.Just as they never expected that the bald director's head could be so shiny, the friends also never expected that this group of valley men, who were already out of tune with everyone, would be able to be so good--

In this fashion talent show for handsome men and handsome men, among the boy group idols who are either in suits or hip-hop or handsome and sexy singing clothes, this group of people, this group of people are all wearing Taoist robes, not to mention With long hair fluttering and wearing crowns, all of them are dressed like fairy men.

Ho!What are these men trying to do?

The idols sneaked a sneak peek at the sword behind the elder brother, and couldn't help but feel a little drummed in their hearts.

The elder brother recalled the earth-shattering effect of the original song, and slowly shook his head, "No."

Xiaowanzi turned pale with shock, "What? Brother Tian, ​​you are so awesome, is there anyone even more awesome than you?"

The eldest brother raised his head, cast his faint eyes in mid-air, as if he was looking at some unreachable existence, "The world is so big, you and I are just a wisp of mayfly."

Surprised!Such a profound statement, as expected of Brother Tian.

Xiao Maruko lost her mind looking at such a mysterious and handsome senior brother.

"What's more, I'm just a sword cultivator." The unpredictable elder brother sighed silently, "I'm just an ordinary sword cultivator."

The third senior brother, who was squatting aside and reading the scriptures, cast a blank look at the senior senior brother, "Ordinary?"

The big brother nodded.

To be honest, the third senior brother and the senior senior brother are good friends, but as a good brother, sometimes he is not very good at reading the brain circuit of the senior senior brother.

Just like now, the young third senior brother doesn't really understand what kind of ordinary senior senior brother is.Could it be that ordinary sword cultivators miss Ritian?

The third senior brother was even more at a loss.

Facing the pitiful and bewildered eyes of the younger brother, the senior brother explained empathetically, "After all, I will not transcend."

"Who said you can't?" The third senior brother shook his head, "You just don't know how to save scriptures. There is one thing you are very good at."

This touches the knowledge blind spot of the big brother.As a sword cultivator, the eldest brother didn't know that there are several types of supers in their law cultivation profession.

So the inquisitive elder brother asked, "For example?"

The third senior brother said without hesitation, "Physical transcendence."

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The big brother suddenly realized, and became more confident in himself who was affirmed by professionals.

If the original senior brother was the glittering heaven's favored son Long Aotian, then the confident senior senior brother is the male god descended from the sky. His handsome appearance can make people pinch him and fall to the ground to breathe oxygen just by looking at him. .

ah!What an earth-shattering handsome man this is!

The future idols who are crazily inhaling oxygen are crying bitterly. In this entertainment circle where face is justice, do they still have any hope of defeating such a cool Aotian Shuaibi?

The kind-hearted third senior brother couldn't bear it, and reached out his hand to pat their dogs' heads one by one, "It's okay, you are professionals."

Future idols cried bitterly, "What's the use of being a professional? Who here is not a professional?"

The third senior brother comforted, "But, you can dance, can't you? He can't."

Future idols feel wronged, "You don't look like you are going to dance this time."

The third senior brother thought about it and found it very reasonable, so he said in other words, "It's okay, he can't sing either."

The idols of the future burst into tears, and cast their earnest eyes on the elder brother, "Really?"

The elder brother nodded very positively, "En."

The tears on the idols' faces flowed back in an instant, regaining their confidence.

That's right, so what if the face is not as handsome as others?This handsome man surnamed Xie can't sing or dance, so he's just a faceless little trash in their idol circle.

right!Little trash!

Then, the idols, who firmly believed in the status of the big brother as a little waste, took a posture as if they were going to ascend to the sky, and watched the big brother on the stage look at the air with a blank expression, and the sea not far away was startled by a section. The chanting of the gods like the waves of dragons—

Yang Qi Shenwei Huo Luo generals, all days picket the Great Spirit Officer...

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Idols: ...

He also said he couldn't sing!What is the fairy singing that can cause dragons to chant?Liar woo woo woo woo woo!

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The giant dragon awakened by the nightmare at the bottom of the sea: ...

Who the hell is singing the Lingguan mantra at my door? !

who is it? !

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Eldest Brother: Hey, as expected, I still won't overdo it.

Even dragons are super immortal.

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The big brother who chanted the super undead dragon was very sad.

As an aspiring young man, Senior Brother has always had high demands on himself.

After all, as the number one in the world in the future and the number two in the world today, if he doesn't have strict requirements on his own body, how can he defeat the master as soon as possible and become a fearless man like him?

But at this moment, the elder brother was very disappointed in himself.

Once upon a time, at the age of fifteen, he was also a cool man who could single-handedly win the Long live dragon and win the dragon tooth, but ten years have passed, and now he can't even surpass a dragon.

Sure enough, he has been too lax recently?The elder brother had no expression on his face but thought sadly in his heart.

Because of slack, he not only got stuck and couldn't break through no matter what; because of slack, he not only went down the mountain, but also had unforgivable thoughts about his dearest master after he went down the mountain; because of slack, he even chanted sutras No sleeping dragon under the sea, and even dragon language swear words.

Hey, why on earth did he end up in such a state now?

Is it because he is not strong enough?

The elder brother was very sad, so sad that he used his sword fingers to dance the movements of the scriptures with the intent of the sword, chopping the sea next to the stage one after another, splitting the sea and setting off waves of shock, like a water dragon singing, splashing Seafood floats in the wind.

Ah, as expected of a big brother!

It's just that he can comprehend his unique way of swordsmanship with just one chanting, and he has successfully evolved from a master swordsman who still needs foreign objects to perform swordsmanship to one that doesn't even need external objects.

ah!Is this the world of the Son of Heaven?

The second senior brother in the audience and the friends on the stage couldn't help showing envious eyes.

They really want to break through singing a sutra!

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The giant dragon that was blown away by the sword energy just after its long eyes emerged from below the sea level: ...

Knock your mother!Thank goodness!

Did you hear me?Thank God, I'm knocking on you!

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The author has something to say:

感谢在2020-06-2123:07:29~2020-06-2302:12:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Ye Xi is reversible and irremovable 2;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!