The daily life of a man as a monk

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As we all know, Jianxiu has always been a popular contestant among the major crispy skin ducks or romantic and ascetic male protagonists.Because they have implemented a sentence from beginning to end: few words, paralyzed expression, sharp eyebrows and sharp knives.

As one of the coolest top-level sword repairers, Senior Brother is naturally a full-score player who bears the most reasonable words.Therefore, the smile of the full-scoring senior brother has always been called one of the great mysteries in the practice world.

He is so cool, he has grown up so much, it's hard to even see a creepy smile that is not on the surface.

It's very difficult, my friends have never seen such difficulty.

Whether Master has seen it or not is another matter.

After all, there are generally only two types of people in the world of big brothers, one is the master, and the other is passers-by.

The second brother and the third brother are generally classified as the second category of those who rarely have a name.

He is very good at blowing rainbow skin, the kind who will be annoyed to death if he doesn't remember the elder brother.

But at this time, as the rainbow skin players who have been around the elder brother all the time, their eyes were burning, and they immediately discovered the astonishing smile of the elder brother that shook the world, wept ghosts and gods, moved the sky, moved the sky, and moved the gods.

ah!How wonderful is this smile.

ah!This smile made many fanboys and girls fall to the ground with just one glance, and they could only frantically hold themselves down and breathe out the oxygen cylinder.

ah!Look at the shining eyes, at the hand that is trying to hold the hilt of the sword, and at the corner of the mouth that can't stop crazily rising.

Yes, this is the expression of extreme happiness.The elder brother must have thought of the sweetness between him and the master.

The second senior brother used the only remaining hair of his master's bald head to guarantee it.

The third senior brother looked at the excited second senior brother, then at the smiling senior senior brother, and finally couldn't help but uttered a question from the bottom of his heart: "Second brother, are you sure this isn't your expression?"

The second senior brother paused, "Ang?"

The third senior brother reached out and poked the corner of the second senior brother's crazily raised mouth, "There is sweetness in the wretchedness."

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The wretched second brother: ...

The second senior brother didn't want to admit his wretchedness, he tried his best to suppress the corner of his mouth, and retorted, "But, it's obviously the senior brother who laughed."

"He's smiling happily, but you." The third senior brother chuckled, "It's the one who hit the cp, hehe."

The second senior brother took out the small mirror on the spot and looked at his handsome self that couldn't be concealed in the mirror, and couldn't help but take a step back.

Surprised!This, this turned out to be true.

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The second senior brother who finally discovered his true colors was dry.Like a dry sapling, he crouched in the corner in disbelief amidst grievances, swiping his phone in gloom.

He thought, the troll, the third child, can no longer be wanted. At this time, only sand sculpture netizens who have been reposting hahaha all day can heal him.

But the fact is that although sand sculpture netizens are happy and talented, they are not the only ones in this world.After all, the world is so big, there are always a few strange ones to come across.

Just like now.The third senior brother just casually browsed x-blog with the mood of watching sand sculptures, but he didn’t know if he didn’t, he was startled——

Unexpectedly, a lot of trolls gathered under his big brother's Weibo.That scene can be called the siege of the Guangmingding by the six sects.

shocked.The second senior brother's hand holding the phone trembled slightly.Although he had heard about the existence of brainless trolls from the former Internet prodigal son of the third senior brother, he never expected that this would happen to his dear senior senior brother.

The most infuriating thing is that this group of trolls dare to complain that their elder brother's prosperous and handsome face is fake!

The second senior brother was furious.He didn't understand what gave the trolls confidence.Is it the big brother's expressionless face?

The third senior brother squatted beside him and pondered for a while, then denied his thoughts, "No, it's because the senior brother is arrogant."

The second senior brother didn't understand, so, "How do you say that?"

"After all, there is only one kind of person in this world who can make senior brother show his expression." Third senior brother explained, "That is the person who can exist in his eyes."

The second senior brother nodded clearly, "For example, me."

As soon as these words came out, the third senior brother immediately squinted at him.The look revealed from the corner of the eyes seems to be filled with the touching fragrance of "how many keys do you want to match".

The third brother said that he had never seen such a brazen person.He only heard him sneer, "It's up to you?"

The second senior brother straightened his back, held his chin high, and his whole body was filled with the confidence of a city dweller, "What? It's not up to me, is it up to you?"

The third senior brother didn't even think about it, "No."

The second senior brother frowned, "Then by whom?"

Third Senior Brother: "Master."

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Second Senior Brother:  …

Surprised, there was no way to refute.

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The second senior brother had nothing to say, and could only force his words, "That's not the reason for them to attack senior senior brother Shengshi Meiyan."

Seeing his angry look, the third senior brother immediately understood.Although the second senior brother still pretends to be a city resident, he has already been assimilated by the pure and kind world on the mountain, and has no understanding of the sinister adult society down the mountain.

The third senior brother couldn't help stretching out his paw to touch the dog's head of the second senior brother, "Second brother, you are still too naive."

The second senior brother rolled his huge eyes on the spot.

The third senior brother sighed quietly: "You have to know that the world under the mountain is not as simple as you see."

The second senior brother's eyes rolled even wider, almost turning everyone else over.He was very dismissive, "Isn't it just that there are a lot of brainless trolls? They are just jealous of the beauty of the elder brother."

"It's right to be jealous, but it's not necessarily the fault of the trolls." The third senior brother shook his head, "Also, the navy."

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Water Army, a group of trolls that can be purchased with money.It usually appears in the comments and battles of the xbo world, and is usually used to harm passers-by, talking about their transformation from brains to brains, and finally become free jets and enter the battlefield.

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The third senior brother used his mobile phone to observe the trend of the water army for a while from the professional angle of a professional troll before, and then ran to his account that was about to accumulate dust, and also looked at it, and decided, "Eldest brother, this is to block others. Way to go."

The second senior brother actually saw this formation for the first time, and he couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, "Are you a player in the same period? No way? Everyone looks pretty good."

The third senior brother analyzed, "The world is so big, there are always a few chameleons. What's more, there may be other companies creating momentum for their own players."

The second senior brother nodded half-understood, "What's the matter? Let's buy the navy and spray it back?"

Although Third Senior Brother is a troll, he has always been a genuine troll.For such a coquettish and cheap thing as the navy, he would never be able to appreciate it with a chaste and fierce spray.

So he snorted coldly, "What should I buy? Is it because senior brother Yan can't fight anymore, or is it because the sword cultivators on the mountain can't lift their swords? Besides, others are afraid of spraying because they are afraid that the road ahead will be difficult. Does senior brother still bring Scared?"

The second senior brother recalled the great feat of the senior senior brother with a pack of sharks, and quickly shook his head, "But you can't let it go, right?"

The third senior brother knew that the second child was a troublesome ghost, so he grabbed the phone and floated in front of the senior senior brother, "Brother, look."

Eldest brother, he doesn't really want to watch it, he just wants to practice swords.But there is no way, his juniors are really annoying.If you ignore them now, these two little bastards might lie on the ground and cry and roll after a while——

This refers specifically to the second junior brother.

So he reluctantly tore his gaze away from Master and gave it to the phone screen, "So?"

The second senior brother rushed over quickly, and said angrily, "Aren't you angry? Look at what these bastards wrote. They questioned your face, and even said that your long hair is a sensationalist."

The senior brother looked at the third senior brother's ball head expressionlessly, and then thought about the people he had met in the past few days, and found that the men at the foot of the mountain were indeed short-haired, so he replied without hesitation, "But Cut."

The second senior brother and the third senior brother were shocked when they heard this.According to their thinking, such a cool and crazy sword repairer as the elder brother must be the kind of resolute man who unswervingly walks his own path.But he didn't expect that it was just a small comment that could affect his will.

The big brother said it didn't matter.His firm will has always been on the road that should be released, not such trivial matters as whether to cut his hair or not.

What's more, he is not the head of the bald head, and his hair will grow back after cutting it off.

"Yes," the second senior brother tremblingly stretched out his paws to caress the high ponytail that the senior senior brother combed by the master himself today, "This is your hair, it's so long, it's so slippery."

The senior brother let out an "oh", and slapped off the dog paws of the second senior brother who were pulling back and forth on his hair, "Cut."

The heart of the second senior brother was trembling, and following the stern "No!", he slammed into the thigh of the senior senior brother like a tiger, "No no! Your Majesty, you have to think twice! Your Majesty! This is your dear brother!" Flesh and flesh wow, the flesh and blood that have been raised for more than 20 years. How can you be willing?"

The elder brother fully embodies his professionalism as a generation of Ritian Sword Cultivator, cold and ruthless, "It's useless to talk, let go."

"No!" The second senior brother howled heart-piercingly, like the fallen imperial concubine in the Gongdou drama he watched last night, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, listen to my concubine. After all, this was brought up by you yourself , get along with you day and night. You see it is so beautiful, so slim. For the sake of my concubine, let it go."

The eldest brother said that because of the face of the second noble concubine, he didn't want to forgive him.

The second noble concubine immediately squeezed out a tear for the sake of her face.

Seeing that the second noble concubine is a useless waste, the gentle third noble concubine makes her debut.

The third noble concubine made the first move, clasped her fists in a very serious manner, and said, "Your Majesty, the second noble concubine is right. You must not be impulsive about cutting your hair."

The senior brother didn't understand the tricks of the third junior brother, so he gave him a look to tell him to fart quickly.

The third noble concubine hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, do you know the meaning of this hair?"

His Majesty said that he didn't really want to know, but the third noble concubine couldn't understand human words, and continued to deliver his shocking speech, "This hair is the source of strength. You look at the charming black, this bewitching slippery, This beautiful long hair, all these are the display of your mighty strength, Your Majesty!"

Your Majesty: "...that is a magician."

However, this obviously couldn't stop the three noble concubines from performing better and better.So Your Majesty, Your Majesty endured and endured, and finally lost in his showmanlike performance, and began, "This is country H."

Oh, is that so?

Only then did the third noble concubine realize that she had made a mistake in the setting.He secretly read a lot of Western fantasy novels at night recently, and his nerves are a little deranged.

He quickly adjusted himself, raised his orchid fingers, and then pulled off the senior brother's hair rope with lightning speed, and then made a very contrived "Hey", Xizi fell to the ground with his heart in his hands, "Your Majesty!" ~down~"

The big brother with disheveled hair looked at the new show carefully and remained indifferent, and even wanted to leave.But the second imperial concubine's food was too good today, but after a while, it was too heavy, stuck on his leg, making him unable to lift his feet.

Ah, his juniors, really, are goblins who like to torture people.

The eldest brother thought coldly while watching the contrived performance of the three noble concubines.

What exactly makes them so?Is it Xiaowanzi and Long Dandan who should have won the Oscar winner long ago?

The elder brother thought about it carefully, and felt that it was not.

His juniors may have mutated a long time ago, from a group of rainbow fart bombers to Golden Rooster Award Rainbow Fart Best Actor.

Just when the elder brother was puzzled by the reason why the juniors mutated, the third imperial concubine continued his contrived performance.He raised his orchid fingers and picked up the hair tie that he felt from the elder brother's head, and said softly, "Ah, this hair rope is long and beautiful, and there are cranes embroidered on it. This stitching skill must be the handicraft of the queen brother."

The master, who was silently watching with his sword in hand, froze for a moment, probably because, as the elder brother of the empress, he did not expect that his sewing skills were so famous that even the concubine's younger brothers knew each other.

It is also possible that she was simply frightened by the concubine Sangui.

Against the light, the eldest brother looked down at him condescendingly.The loose long hair flew up slowly under the wind blowing from the vent in the practice room, coupled with his deep black eyes, he looked like the protagonist of a series of ghost movies with his apprentice Long Dandan in a state of breaking his head for a moment.

But who is the third noble concubine?A white flower bone that grew up strong under the high-risk oppression of the big brother since childhood.How could he be so easily defeated?

He was still so pretentious, he got up in a pretentious way, stretched out his slender and white paws and stroked the length of the elder brother's hair while the senior brother was being held down by the second noble concubine, "It's all to the waist, let alone cut it. This But it is related to the happiness of you and the queen brother."

The elder brother slowly put out a question mark.

The third imperial concubine winked and said, "That's the one, super romantic."

The big brother's question mark is even bigger.

The third imperial concubine immediately hated his majesty, hated his damned unromantic swordsmanship thinking.He hated that iron could not become steel, "Just, let me bring your long hair up to your waist, and I will marry you."

The elder brother tilted his head and thought for a while, but he didn't expect this sentence to have anything to do with him, "So?"

The third noble concubine: "So if you cut this off, how can the queen brother marry you?"

The eldest brother turned his head to look at the queen brother.

"Nothing." Master replied calmly, "I'm married."

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感谢在2020-08-2019:38:19~2020-08-2100:08:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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