The daily life of a man as a monk
Chapter 56 56
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599
The old father is withered.
Dry and violent.Because this ruthless world quietly took away the precious purity of his beloved sons when he was not paying attention.
ah?Why?Is it because he failed to protect his sons as a father?
That's right, it was his father who didn't work hard enough, which allowed those damn dogs outside to sneak in and steal his lovely and pure sons like the first snow.
Ah, this hateful world, it is so dirty.
The old father wept inwardly.
He thought, he shouldn't be too soft-hearted, let Wanzi run away from home softly, and didn't press his head and hide him in the military academy to hide from this dirty world.
In this regard, the wife, who is a mother, has different opinions.She was indeed shocked at first, but unlike her old father, as a mother who knew her son's virtues well, she had already vaguely felt the change in Maruko when they met before.
Although at that time she didn't know that Maruko's dream had come true and even bent over by the way, she was a little psychologically prepared anyway.
As a mature and independent successful lady, Maruko's mother has always adhered to an education model that is completely different from the strict defensive and protective education of her old father.In Maruko's view, a successful education should be to let the child go for it.
After all, how can one grow up without being beaten by society?
Who hasn't been beaten?
Therefore, Maruko's mother is not sad for Maruko's purity, and even wants to go to see Maruko's boyfriend, to see what kind of little fairy can fascinate her son's big eyes.
Definitely, a handsome guy too.Maruko Ma thought firmly.
"What's the use of being handsome?" The old father knocked on the table dissatisfied, "It's just a skin."
Ma Wanzi retorted sternly, "Who says it's useless? Which little girl doesn't like a good-looking skin?"
The old father was very sad, "But which of my sons is surrounded by a little girl?"
As soon as these words came out, Ma Wanzi was speechless for a moment.
That's right, none of the cubs in their family, no matter whether it's the meatball they raised since they were young or the emperor who just came back, has a partner of the opposite sex.
Could it be that this is the Feng Shui of the Liang family?
Absolutely.
The elder brother who was silently holding the tea raised his hand, "Who is the emperor?"
Maruko's mother looked at him, "You."
The elder brother tilted his head expressionlessly, "Actually, I'm not sure yet."
Maruko's mother silently made a question mark.These two seem to be carved out of the same mold, can they be brothers if they are not father and son?
Maruko's mother recalled the time when her father-in-law and mother-in-law drove to the west of Hexi, and she definitely ruled out this possibility.
So how similar is it after all?The elder brother stared at the old father's face and thought in every possible way.
To be honest, as a steel sword cultivator, senior brother basically doesn't look in the mirror very much, even if he does, it's just a quick glance, so even if countless people have praised his handsomeness over the years, senior senior brother is true to himself The appearance is still unimpressive.What's more, it was a bit too early for him to meet his old father for the first time, so early that he hadn't fully grown up yet.At that time the two stood together, at most they were half alike as they are now, not enough to make others think of father and son.In addition, because the eldest brother was really too nerdy, there were few opportunities to go down the mountain and stay with the old father for a long time to do something, and no one mentioned their looks.
"Where is Lao Liang, his adjutant?" Wanzi's mother asked, "Didn't Lao Liang sometimes pass by your mountain to meet you briefly? At that time, his adjutant must be by his side. Didn't the adjutant say that?"
"You still count on Xiao Ling?" The old father turned his head to look at Wanzi's mother with some surprise, "He is just a fool, and he is also blind."
Wanzi's mother was shocked by such an old father who had no self-knowledge, "? You have known your son for ten years and haven't recognized him, so you have the nerve to call others stupid?"
The old father opened his mouth, but couldn't squeeze out a rebuttal for a while.
This day can't be passed.The old father thought to himself.
The elder brother interrupted the battle between husband and wife, "I still haven't done a paternity test."
The old father complained sadly, "Actually, there is no need..."
The elder brother interrupted him, "We still have to believe in science."
Seeing such a serious swordsman, the husband and wife had many question marks on their heads.
science?Aren't you and your master the most unscientific people present?Why would a cultivator believe in science?
"No." Eldest brother corrected extremely severely, "I am not a fairy. Neither is Master."
Old father: "? Aren't you practicing on the mountain?"
The elder brother nodded, "But, what we cultivate is a sword."
The dazed husband and wife:?What's the difference?
600
Sword cultivators, an extremely miraculous race.
Although each of them is doing the same practice activities as other practitioners, they never admit that they are cultivating immortals.
601
Just like all sword cultivators, although the eldest brother is working hard for cultivation every day, he will always be so unrecognizable to the sword.
If the eldest brother refuses to admit it, what can the husband and wife do?They are not senior cultivation theorists.As a generation of native mountain people, their knowledge of cultivating immortals only comes from the deviant meatball at home, so it is definitely impossible to have an unprecedented debate battle with the senior swordsman master brother.
Of course, even on the mountain, no one would fight with Jianxiu.After all, Jianxiu is so cold, so cold that he might think it is a provocation, and finally turn the language battle into a real head-breaking.
A physical head-shattering.
So, never argue with sword repairers, ever.This is bloody advice from countless experienced immortal cultivation theorists who have been beaten violently.
602
In order to meet the scientific and rigorous requirements of the unscientific senior brother, Maruko's mother immediately took out the identification materials she had prepared from under the sofa.
Maruko's mother, a successful woman who has been married to her old father for many years, has already learned and fully mastered the skills of seeing the essence through the surface.She had already planned all of this at the first sight of seeing the elder brother, and quietly collected the elder brother's hair during the communication and contact, and then immediately took the old father's hair and sent it for genetic testing.Sure enough, it turned out to be father and son.
The elder brother couldn't help stroking his hair upon hearing this.
Seeing this, the master held his other hand reassuringly, and said, "Don't worry, it won't be bald, it should be the hair that you caught on your clothes while dancing."
The elder brother's movement of touching his head froze, and he put down his hand as if nothing happened.
Oh.
603
After a lot of tossing, the father and son finally officially recognized each other, and returned to the original happiness of seeing each other silently.
Although, Maruko's mother can't understand the beauty of this kind of stupidity.
For a generation of Fenghuo women, this kind of overly quiet air made Mawanzi very frozen.She tried to break the embarrassing freeze, so she said, "God, do you want to hear your mother's story?"
The elder brother immediately cast a calm look.But in fact, his heart is not as peaceful as his eyes.
In just one breath, nearly a hundred versions of bloody love stories have jumped out of the big brother's brain.
Of course, it’s not that the elder brother’s thoughts are too rich, but that he has been persecuted too much by his juniors and sisters. He was persecuted so much that he loves quietness. The bloody plot from the storybook.
The younger brothers and younger sisters also called it beautifully, in order to fill the boring world of the senior brother with beautiful colors.
Ah, this colorful world makes the cold and ruthless face of the senior brother even stronger.
There's nothing left to break him.
So, the eldest brother calmly looked at his stepmother, his old father's current wife and a popular figure in various story books, and then calmly asked a question, "Your rival in love?"
Surprised!What kind of horrible words are these?Even the experienced Maruko mother would never have thought of it.
However, the upright elder brother didn't realize how terrifying his problem was. It was so terrifying that if he were placed in a normal other's house, there would be a real possibility of anger and suppression from his stepmother.
Fortunately, Maruko's mother is not an ordinary stepmother.She is a successful aristocratic woman, tolerant and beautiful, gentle and virtuous, never intrigues, even when facing her husband and the son of another woman, she can treat her as an equal.
Of course, there's also the huge reason that the presence of the Big Brother isn't an infuriating mistake or evidence of her husband's betrayal.
Because thank God, he was born before the mother of Wanzi met the old father.
604
Old father: "How do you know? I don't even know."
Maruko's mother: "Is it because you don't remember our anniversary, or you can't count?"
The old father managed to keep his mouth shut.
605
In order to prevent the elder brother from thinking wildly, Wanzi's mother smiled gently at him and explained, "Although Lao Liang does have a white moonlight, don't worry, it's not your mother."
The old father frowned, and corrected him very seriously, "It's not Bai Yueguang, it's my lover."
Maruko's mother smiled very artificially, "Good lover."
Only then did the old father retract his gaze in satisfaction.
But maybe the conversation between the husband and wife was too frightening, even the master and apprentice, who have experienced countless storms and heavy rains, couldn't help but stare at them.
Ah, what a miraculous mother of Wanzi, who can calmly deal with her husband's blatant possession of a lover who is not hers.
Could it be that this is the wealthy family that the second junior brother talked about?
In this regard, Maruko Ma said, "It's not that I am broad-minded."
Both master and apprentice were at a loss, "Why is that?"
Ma Wanzi didn't answer directly, but turned to look at the old father, "I'm going to ask Lao Liang. Lao Liang, tell them, who is your lover?"
The old father lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, recalling that beautiful and great person, he couldn't help showing a charming look on his always serious handsome face, "My love, she is the most beautiful woman in the world." exist."
Big Brother: "So, who?"
"My love." The old father smiled happily, "It's this country."
606
Maruko Mom: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Master, Senior Brother: Fu.
599
The old father is withered.
Dry and violent.Because this ruthless world quietly took away the precious purity of his beloved sons when he was not paying attention.
ah?Why?Is it because he failed to protect his sons as a father?
That's right, it was his father who didn't work hard enough, which allowed those damn dogs outside to sneak in and steal his lovely and pure sons like the first snow.
Ah, this hateful world, it is so dirty.
The old father wept inwardly.
He thought, he shouldn't be too soft-hearted, let Wanzi run away from home softly, and didn't press his head and hide him in the military academy to hide from this dirty world.
In this regard, the wife, who is a mother, has different opinions.She was indeed shocked at first, but unlike her old father, as a mother who knew her son's virtues well, she had already vaguely felt the change in Maruko when they met before.
Although at that time she didn't know that Maruko's dream had come true and even bent over by the way, she was a little psychologically prepared anyway.
As a mature and independent successful lady, Maruko's mother has always adhered to an education model that is completely different from the strict defensive and protective education of her old father.In Maruko's view, a successful education should be to let the child go for it.
After all, how can one grow up without being beaten by society?
Who hasn't been beaten?
Therefore, Maruko's mother is not sad for Maruko's purity, and even wants to go to see Maruko's boyfriend, to see what kind of little fairy can fascinate her son's big eyes.
Definitely, a handsome guy too.Maruko Ma thought firmly.
"What's the use of being handsome?" The old father knocked on the table dissatisfied, "It's just a skin."
Ma Wanzi retorted sternly, "Who says it's useless? Which little girl doesn't like a good-looking skin?"
The old father was very sad, "But which of my sons is surrounded by a little girl?"
As soon as these words came out, Ma Wanzi was speechless for a moment.
That's right, none of the cubs in their family, no matter whether it's the meatball they raised since they were young or the emperor who just came back, has a partner of the opposite sex.
Could it be that this is the Feng Shui of the Liang family?
Absolutely.
The elder brother who was silently holding the tea raised his hand, "Who is the emperor?"
Maruko's mother looked at him, "You."
The elder brother tilted his head expressionlessly, "Actually, I'm not sure yet."
Maruko's mother silently made a question mark.These two seem to be carved out of the same mold, can they be brothers if they are not father and son?
Maruko's mother recalled the time when her father-in-law and mother-in-law drove to the west of Hexi, and she definitely ruled out this possibility.
So how similar is it after all?The elder brother stared at the old father's face and thought in every possible way.
To be honest, as a steel sword cultivator, senior brother basically doesn't look in the mirror very much, even if he does, it's just a quick glance, so even if countless people have praised his handsomeness over the years, senior senior brother is true to himself The appearance is still unimpressive.What's more, it was a bit too early for him to meet his old father for the first time, so early that he hadn't fully grown up yet.At that time the two stood together, at most they were half alike as they are now, not enough to make others think of father and son.In addition, because the eldest brother was really too nerdy, there were few opportunities to go down the mountain and stay with the old father for a long time to do something, and no one mentioned their looks.
"Where is Lao Liang, his adjutant?" Wanzi's mother asked, "Didn't Lao Liang sometimes pass by your mountain to meet you briefly? At that time, his adjutant must be by his side. Didn't the adjutant say that?"
"You still count on Xiao Ling?" The old father turned his head to look at Wanzi's mother with some surprise, "He is just a fool, and he is also blind."
Wanzi's mother was shocked by such an old father who had no self-knowledge, "? You have known your son for ten years and haven't recognized him, so you have the nerve to call others stupid?"
The old father opened his mouth, but couldn't squeeze out a rebuttal for a while.
This day can't be passed.The old father thought to himself.
The elder brother interrupted the battle between husband and wife, "I still haven't done a paternity test."
The old father complained sadly, "Actually, there is no need..."
The elder brother interrupted him, "We still have to believe in science."
Seeing such a serious swordsman, the husband and wife had many question marks on their heads.
science?Aren't you and your master the most unscientific people present?Why would a cultivator believe in science?
"No." Eldest brother corrected extremely severely, "I am not a fairy. Neither is Master."
Old father: "? Aren't you practicing on the mountain?"
The elder brother nodded, "But, what we cultivate is a sword."
The dazed husband and wife:?What's the difference?
600
Sword cultivators, an extremely miraculous race.
Although each of them is doing the same practice activities as other practitioners, they never admit that they are cultivating immortals.
601
Just like all sword cultivators, although the eldest brother is working hard for cultivation every day, he will always be so unrecognizable to the sword.
If the eldest brother refuses to admit it, what can the husband and wife do?They are not senior cultivation theorists.As a generation of native mountain people, their knowledge of cultivating immortals only comes from the deviant meatball at home, so it is definitely impossible to have an unprecedented debate battle with the senior swordsman master brother.
Of course, even on the mountain, no one would fight with Jianxiu.After all, Jianxiu is so cold, so cold that he might think it is a provocation, and finally turn the language battle into a real head-breaking.
A physical head-shattering.
So, never argue with sword repairers, ever.This is bloody advice from countless experienced immortal cultivation theorists who have been beaten violently.
602
In order to meet the scientific and rigorous requirements of the unscientific senior brother, Maruko's mother immediately took out the identification materials she had prepared from under the sofa.
Maruko's mother, a successful woman who has been married to her old father for many years, has already learned and fully mastered the skills of seeing the essence through the surface.She had already planned all of this at the first sight of seeing the elder brother, and quietly collected the elder brother's hair during the communication and contact, and then immediately took the old father's hair and sent it for genetic testing.Sure enough, it turned out to be father and son.
The elder brother couldn't help stroking his hair upon hearing this.
Seeing this, the master held his other hand reassuringly, and said, "Don't worry, it won't be bald, it should be the hair that you caught on your clothes while dancing."
The elder brother's movement of touching his head froze, and he put down his hand as if nothing happened.
Oh.
603
After a lot of tossing, the father and son finally officially recognized each other, and returned to the original happiness of seeing each other silently.
Although, Maruko's mother can't understand the beauty of this kind of stupidity.
For a generation of Fenghuo women, this kind of overly quiet air made Mawanzi very frozen.She tried to break the embarrassing freeze, so she said, "God, do you want to hear your mother's story?"
The elder brother immediately cast a calm look.But in fact, his heart is not as peaceful as his eyes.
In just one breath, nearly a hundred versions of bloody love stories have jumped out of the big brother's brain.
Of course, it’s not that the elder brother’s thoughts are too rich, but that he has been persecuted too much by his juniors and sisters. He was persecuted so much that he loves quietness. The bloody plot from the storybook.
The younger brothers and younger sisters also called it beautifully, in order to fill the boring world of the senior brother with beautiful colors.
Ah, this colorful world makes the cold and ruthless face of the senior brother even stronger.
There's nothing left to break him.
So, the eldest brother calmly looked at his stepmother, his old father's current wife and a popular figure in various story books, and then calmly asked a question, "Your rival in love?"
Surprised!What kind of horrible words are these?Even the experienced Maruko mother would never have thought of it.
However, the upright elder brother didn't realize how terrifying his problem was. It was so terrifying that if he were placed in a normal other's house, there would be a real possibility of anger and suppression from his stepmother.
Fortunately, Maruko's mother is not an ordinary stepmother.She is a successful aristocratic woman, tolerant and beautiful, gentle and virtuous, never intrigues, even when facing her husband and the son of another woman, she can treat her as an equal.
Of course, there's also the huge reason that the presence of the Big Brother isn't an infuriating mistake or evidence of her husband's betrayal.
Because thank God, he was born before the mother of Wanzi met the old father.
604
Old father: "How do you know? I don't even know."
Maruko's mother: "Is it because you don't remember our anniversary, or you can't count?"
The old father managed to keep his mouth shut.
605
In order to prevent the elder brother from thinking wildly, Wanzi's mother smiled gently at him and explained, "Although Lao Liang does have a white moonlight, don't worry, it's not your mother."
The old father frowned, and corrected him very seriously, "It's not Bai Yueguang, it's my lover."
Maruko's mother smiled very artificially, "Good lover."
Only then did the old father retract his gaze in satisfaction.
But maybe the conversation between the husband and wife was too frightening, even the master and apprentice, who have experienced countless storms and heavy rains, couldn't help but stare at them.
Ah, what a miraculous mother of Wanzi, who can calmly deal with her husband's blatant possession of a lover who is not hers.
Could it be that this is the wealthy family that the second junior brother talked about?
In this regard, Maruko Ma said, "It's not that I am broad-minded."
Both master and apprentice were at a loss, "Why is that?"
Ma Wanzi didn't answer directly, but turned to look at the old father, "I'm going to ask Lao Liang. Lao Liang, tell them, who is your lover?"
The old father lowered his eyebrows and lowered his eyes, recalling that beautiful and great person, he couldn't help showing a charming look on his always serious handsome face, "My love, she is the most beautiful woman in the world." exist."
Big Brother: "So, who?"
"My love." The old father smiled happily, "It's this country."
606
Maruko Mom: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Master, Senior Brother: Fu.
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