The past ignites old dreams

Early the next morning, the little wolf pulled Qiao Ran up, and Qiao Ran looked at his watch sleepily, "Little girl, it's only five o'clock, and it's still dark."

"Is Maoshi still early?" The little wolf opened his eyes wide and talked while bringing up copper basins, towels, green salt, and locust trees.

Qiao Ran looked at these things depressedly, and said dissatisfiedly, "From today onwards, I will use my own things to brush my teeth!"

The little wolf sneered softly, obviously not taking it seriously, green salt is so precious, if Qiao Ran hadn't been lucky enough to pretend to be King Qi, it wouldn't be of any use.

Qiao Ran dragged out his suitcase from under the bed, pressed the password, opened the suitcase to find the toiletry bag.

The first time the little wolf saw Qiao Ran open the box, he immediately became vigilant. He went to Qiao Ran and looked into the box. It was full of things she had never seen before, those weird costumes, and transparent clothes of various colors. ……bag?In addition, there are a few things that I don't even know how to describe.

"Mr. Qiao, who is this strange person?" People are afraid of things they don't know, and little wolf is no exception. He blurted out the question that he wanted to ask but was afraid to ask all the time.

"Me? Just like you, we are all Han." Qiao Ran chuckled and started to make up nonsense, "We are all from the same ancestor, but, speaking of n years ago, there was a flood between heaven and earth. At that time, there were several Han people. A leader, our leader chose to migrate to another place, your leader chose to stay and fight the flood."

The little wolf was fascinated by what he heard, and asked urgently, "Is it Dayu who controls the water?"

"Ah? Ah! That's right! It's Dayu who controls the water! That's right. After you have controlled the water, you will multiply and live in this land of Shenzhou. Sometimes you live and work in peace and contentment, and sometimes wars continue. "

"What about you?"

"We, we went to the mountains and went to the countryside under the call of Grandpa Mao! My grandpa and great-grandpa's generation was too miserable. They fought all day, against Russia, against the Allied Forces of the Eight Nations, against Japan, and against the United States. Fighting, alas... It's hard, my father's generation is not much better, there is famine, famine, cultural revolution, and non-stop troubles. Finally, the reform and opening up, finally some people get rich first People... Huh? Why am I telling you this, and you don't understand." Qiao Ran shrugged and took out the toothpaste and toothbrush, "Aha, I found it."

The little wolf was in a daze, as if he was in a trance, and he didn't understand a word of what he said.

"Is there a mouthwash cup?" Qiao Ran asked, then changed his words, "Tea cups are also fine."

Little Wolf handed him the glass cup, and Monk Zhang Er looked at Qiao Ran in confusion, not knowing how he would brush his teeth.

Seeing the little wolf like this, Qiao Ran thought it was very funny, he felt like an alien, right, it was "you from the 21st century"!He hummed a little song, squeezed out the shiny toothpaste, and when the toothbrush was wet, he sent it to his mouth, gurgling until his mouth was full of foam.

Xiaohu, who was just about to come in, was so frightened that he rushed up to Qiao Ran, and slapped Qiao Ran so brightly, Xiaohu opened Qiao Ran's mouth with all his strength, "Don't bite your tongue! Little wolf, come and help!"

"Ah!" the little wolf screamed, "Get up quickly! You are just brushing your teeth!"

"Brush what?" Xiaohu froze, Qiao Ran took the opportunity to push Xiaohu away, "Escape from the tiger", coughed violently, and swallowed all the toothpaste foam just now.

"Xiaohu!" Qiao Ran was angry, "Is this how you serve the prince? Huh? Isn't Yang Jingliu the younger brother of the emperor's mother and compatriots? You are too presumptuous! I am so mad! No one is allowed to sleep early in the morning Don't let people brush their teeth!"

Xiaohu, who caused the trouble, knelt on one side and hurriedly kowtowed, "How could you know that the prince is brushing his teeth? I have never seen someone brushing their teeth as if they were insane. If you offend the prince, you deserve death!"

The little wolf wanted to show mercy to the little tiger, but when he heard the nonsense of "goat epilepsy and madness", he laughed wildly, "Mr. Qiao, my good lord, if others don't know about it, they don't think you're sick. Don't forget about your illness, my lord." People pass."

After Qiao Ran rinsed her mouth with water and washed her face, she felt her face was dry again. Remembering that this is the Northwest, the sky was dry and everything was dry, so she tore off a moisturizing mask and stuck it on her face.

Little wolf and little tiger looked at each other, speechless.

Qiao Ran turned around and saw Xiaohu was still kneeling, "Get up quickly!"

Xiaohu also knew that Qiao Ran sometimes had a quick temper, but he was actually a very nice person. Generally speaking, he didn't get really angry, so he got up very obediently.

"Young Master Qiao, oh no, that's wrong, it's the lord. Cough, lord. What are you... doing?" Xiaohu asked curiously.

"Apply a mask. You don't understand even if I tell you." Qiao Ran looked at his watch and counted the time.After coming here for half a month, the most common sentence he communicated with the people here was "You don't understand even if I tell you." He was really lonely like snow, and he didn't even have a similar person who knew himself and the enemy.

Xiaohu didn't talk too much because he was interested, and obediently brought up the clothes that Yang Jingliu had brought with him.

After applying the mask, changing into luxurious clothes, and adjusting the demeanor that a prince should have, Qiao Ran exudes a dignified air.

Little wolf looked at it for a long time, and felt that Qiao Ran really looked like a prince, but there was something wrong, it was unreasonable, she looked up, alas, the problem was still in her hair, it was so different.

How to persuade Qiao Ran to wear a wig?

Little Wolf invited Cui Yan.

There are only two things that Cui Yan attaches the most importance to now, one is to save the real prince, and the other is to destroy the fake prince.

"Why are you here? You pervert! Violent maniac!"

"Are you scolding me?"

"How dare I praise you!"

"Then brag about yourself."

"I——I'm sorry, but I'm not a wangpo selling melons."

"Then I'll praise you, perverted, violent maniac."

"You are—you..." Qiao Ran was so angry that he couldn't hold it back. He snorted disdainfully, "I don't care about you. I don't want to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. Why are you here with me?" ?”

"You?" Cui Yan looked around, "When did the Shaanxi Commander's Office become yours?"

"Is it the king's land in the whole world!" Qiao Ran held her neck high and refused to admit defeat.

"Heh..." Cui Yan was amused by his appearance. When he smiled, it was like spring breeze turning into rain. He looked very warm, but it was just a look. , he is also like this, he loves to argue with others. Jing Liu was born in a noble family and likes to do his own way, and he can't stand restraint, and he can't bear others to refute him."

"I know you people. I have played one emperor and three princes, and I can be regarded as a professional family member of the royal family."

Cui Yan's expression changed, and he stepped forward and grabbed Qiao Ran by the throat, "Such words must never be said again in the future!"

Qiao Ran almost lost his breath, his eyes turned white, and after Cui Yan let go, he coughed violently again.

"Violent! Powerful! Crazy! I'm your ancestor!" Qiao Ran couldn't help it after cursing, leaning on the table and seeing the thin and long sword at Cui Yan's waist, she was eager to grab it.

Cui Yan was not prepared for Qiao Ran's chance to seize the sword, but when Qiao Ran put his hand on the hilt of "Silver Moon", Cui Yan could fly him with one palm, but Cui Yan deliberately didn't move, and let him draw the sword away. When he came out, Cui Yan wanted to see if Qiao Ran knew martial arts.

"Kaku Guoxiluo (Japanese'摆望'かくごしろ)!" Qiao Ran imitated the words in the anime, and raised Cui Yan's silver moon sword like a Japanese samurai sword. The silver moon is very light, and it is lighter than ordinary swords. Both are longer and thinner than ordinary swords, suitable for fast fighting.Holding it there like Qiao Ran, without moving for a long time, Cui Yan suppressed a smile and said, "Brother Qiao, please--".

"Please, sister, please!" Qiao Ran stabbed at him head and face. It's not that he hasn't made ancient costume martial arts movies, and he remembers those tricks more or less.

When Qiao Ran made the first move, Cui Yan's heart tightened. It was a move he had never seen before. He didn't move his feet, but his hands moved. He slammed two fingers, and the wind was sharp, knocking away Qiao Ran's sword.

How did Qiao Ran have time to see these things clearly? How could he deviate from the route when he stabbed in the past?If one blow fails, another blow will be made. Qiao Ran turns around on the spot, lifts his left leg back, and uses his right arm to send it forward. This is a trick he often uses when filming "Wulin Heroes", it is called "The Crane Sends It to the End" .

Cui Yan could see through it that Qiao Ran didn't know martial arts at all, and didn't even have half an ounce of internal strength. She used the sword to play tricks that were half-baked. They looked pretty, but they weren't aggressive at all.No, he took Yinyue easily, and even pressed Qiao Ran's head on the table.

"It's a ghost! What happened just now! I didn't see it clearly! You are cheating! Alright, Cui Yan, you have committed the following crimes, and you will die!"

Cui Yan sent Yinyue back to the scabbard, grabbed Qiao Ran and turned to press him on the table, "Just now I was playing with you, next time it will be no big or small, and I will wipe your neck with a sword!"

Cui Yan, who was suddenly so close to him, stunned Qiao Ran. Cui Yansheng was beautiful and picturesque, and pressed Qiao Ran under him with such an ambiguous posture. Qiao Ran suddenly thought of "Xue Xue" In a conflict scene, Dong Yu holds a gun in one hand and presses Mo Qiu on the table with the other. The shells outside are raging, the glass is shattered, the overhead light shakes, and the books on the bookcase are falling down...

Cui Yan thought that Qiao Ran was scared out of his wits, and just about to wake him up, Qiao Ran turned his head and gave him a sad side face, "That day by the pool, I asked you to kill me."

Cui Yan let go, and Qiao Ran took advantage of the situation and sat on the table, too lazy to move.

"I was supposed to be in Hongcheng, happily participating in the International Film Festival, and walking the red carpet in a beautiful way. My family and friends all made an appointment to go to my parents' house to watch my red carpet show and award ceremony that night. Regardless of whether I was the winner or not, I have no regrets. For the day of August 8th, for the moment of nomination, I put in so much effort, suffered so much, suffered so much cynicism, I endured it all, just for the sake of That day... now is good, ha! Haha!" Qiao Ran smiled and her eyes were red, "I can crash a plane without fail? Can I travel through accidents? Quantum mechanics, time wormholes, parallel universes, etc. Unfathomable things, how do I know? I have no relatives when I come here, and I am beaten by you all day long! You say I am not unlucky! You say you are annoying!"

"Jing Liu's mother is the queen mother, my aunt, and I am Jing Liu's cousin. You are Jing Liu now, and I am your cousin." The intention was to comfort him.

"...Nonsense." It was obvious that Qiao Ran didn't appreciate it.

Cui Yan said he didn't understand, and he corrected him, "I didn't hit you all the time."

This made Qiao Ran jump down from the table in a rage, "You are definitely a pervert, all the servants in your family said 'oh my second son is so nice', they are all farting! Are you nice? You are gentle? Are you a god in the sky? I’m going to fuck you up, all these layers of camouflage have exposed your true nature of a beast in clothes to me!”

"Oh, what kind of exposure method?"

"Oh shit, the first time you and I met, you stabbed me in the stomach!" Qiao Ran wanted to lift up his clothes to show his scars, only to realize that he was wearing an ancient costume, and all kinds of troubles still fell away. Well, he continued to complain: "When I come back from the gate of hell, I can finally walk a few steps in the ground, and I will be bullied by you even for a walk! You still force me to pretend to be your cousin, and I have no room for objection, sir. You want me to play a 15-year-old junior high school student when you are too old! You kicked my ass and touched my acupuncture points. Just now, you strangled my neck, hit me on the head, and pressed me on the table, you promise deny?"

Cui Yan wanted to laugh so much, he endured it and asked, "Did I fuck you?"

"Are you... focusing on it, right?" Qiao Ran was heartbroken.

"If you want to be fucked by me, just you? It's not enough."

"Heh! Heh! Heh!" Qiao Ran put on a smile, decided not to pay attention to Cui Yan's narcissistic hysteria, and pointed to the suitcase, "Didn't you always want to see this suitcase? Now I will show you to your fullest." .”

Qiao Ran put the things on the bed in a hurry, "These are clothes, these are skin care products, these are some commonly used medicines, this is a solar-powered self-charging tablet, and this is a book, "Zhu Shenghao's Love Letter", a director came to me I haven't decided to take the filming of "Zhu Shenghao". I plan to get to know the real person behind the character first. I haven't watched it yet, so I got caught up here. Here, the rest are just snacks. Snacks are all kinds of delicious food. , don’t think that I will share it with you. With these things, what questions do you have?”

"...What is this?" Cui Ran pulled out something from the interlayer.

"The Montblanc pen belongs to Xu Tang, it's worth 10,000+! Give it back to me!"

"Who is Montblanc? Who is Xu Tang?"

"You don't even know me after I told you. Return it to me quickly!"

"It's safer to let me go." Cui Yan said very calmly, "You put on a wig and ask me for it."

"Fake your sister's hair!" Qiao Ran closed the box and pressed the combination lock, "Everyone says I'm a gentle and nice gentleman, and I've always been civilized and polite, but why do I swear frequently when I meet you, a pervert? It's so disgustingly annoying!"

"I hate it, and I'm scary." Cui Yan stepped on the suitcase, "I'll give you half a stick of incense time, get your grooming done, and see you at the gate. Out of date——"

"No waiting?" Qiao Ran thought, let's go, don't wait for me if you are late.

"I'll send you to see Hades when it's overdue."

"I--"

"You think I can't see it, but in fact you are most afraid of death." Cui Yan threw the wig prepared by Little Wolf on Qiao Ran's face, which made him feel much more comfortable. "Little Wolf, come in and give the prince a haircut."

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