[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness
Chapter 42
The customer service girl on the other end dropped the phone.But Mark persisted, and he called again, this time a man answered.
"You are harassing our customer service!" The man yelled at Mark.
"What? No! I haven't seen her, and I don't know who she is. What's more, I have someone I love and I want to be with him, so I can't give you The customer service called to harass her, I just asked a professional question, and as a customer service, she should answer me professionally!" Mark answered the other party confidently, "So, do you have professionals who are responsible for answering my questions?"
"What I need are two kinds of ladders, one is a children's spiral ladder - safety and practicality must be equally important, I am going to let my son use it all the time, so it must be strong enough and big enough; the other is a diving ladder, I need It's big enough strong enough, and it has to be safe because I'm likely to have sex with my husband on it, so I also need privacy - if those two things are done well, maybe I'll need some more ladders "Mark said shamelessly into the phone, "Although my husband—the future one—hasn't decided to marry me yet, I don't mind letting him try out the comfort level of the ladder at all."
Come on!
The man on the other end of the phone has been shamelessly cried by Mark.
"So, tell me now, do you have such a safe, practical, and beautiful ladder in your company?" Mark concluded and asked rudely.
"Sir, we have a lot of ladders here, or can you take a look in person?" The other party finally decided not to be as shameless as Mark, and Mark sounded like a rich man on the phone, so it's better to just walk in Down to earth - give him what he wants.
"Oh no!" Mark said no, "I'll have my assistant look at it—I can't leave my business or my house, that's absolutely impossible!" He said quickly, "My assistant I'll call you guys in 10 minutes and give him the address and he'll be there."
"But sir, is your assistant clear about the layout of your house?" The man on the phone was a little desperate for Mark.
"Of course! He bought the house for me!" Mark took it for granted, "Okay, I'll tell him to contact you, and then you can figure it out!" After finishing speaking, Mark hung up the phone—probably the customer service girl Once the man knows that the person who called them is the CEO of Facebook, he will regret not giving him a hard time, but... when the call is connected by the assistant, how will they complain about Mark? But it's not something money can buy.
Mark connected the ladder and turned to imagine the future.He received a call from a teacher at Pitt's school, and she told him that Pete was going to study at MIT - Massachusetts, and Mark almost went there that year, but because of his social barriers, he had to choose Harvard's psychology major , and now... God, his son is going to Massachusetts!
He was very anxious.
Maybe an apartment in Boston is allowed to exist.
Apartments in Boston!
When he was in school, he always wanted a school... At that time, he thought he could live in an apartment with Hua Duo, with his computer and Hua Duo's calculator, and... and Hua Duo's three items Those hoodies with him, those are interesting permutations, like codes—so, why not?
"Anika!" Mark called another of his assistants.
"Mark? You just asked Sandy to choose your ladder, now what do you want?" Annika, Mark's personal assistant, asked on the phone.
“I’m going to buy a house in Boston—a condo, a vacation apartment type, with a nice neighborhood, a dog, and a place for the kids to play! And open acceptance, I mean—open! Most Less good bars...more academic vibes...yes, yes, I need this!" Mark told Annika on the phone, "and I need you to help me apply for a degree from Harvard - MIT too , I have to apply for this!"
"Mark...are you planning to go back to school?" Annika asked, rolling her eyes.
"Yes. Can't you?"
"No, I'm very happy." She said, "I will send you the file, pay attention to check your email." She said, she put down the phone.
Mark had arranged everything and was happy, and Eduardo and the others came back with Saul.Sol was ashamed, and he looked very aggrieved and called "brother" behind Thomas, and Eduardo was already familiar with his appearance-probably because of Sol's appearance, the FBI Will you let him go so easily?
In any case, Sol, who was released, still followed Thomas, following him with his persistent face that is rarely seen in the world of mortals, as if he could really follow him to the ends of the world.
However, Thomas didn't take it at all: "I'm going back to Europe next week, so... Saul, I'm not your brother."
Mentioning Europe, Saul regained his spirit: "I've been there, I can go with you!"
"But you don't have a passport."
"I can take you!" Sol reached out and summoned his Mjolnir, "I can take you anywhere brother! You forgot this, but it's okay, we can always find your memory together of!"
Thomas was taken aback.
Of course he has heard that the Norse god Sol is an omnipotent god, but he...has always thought that this Sol is a... and can't be said to be fake, nor can it be said to be a fake, but anyway...reason tells him this Sol wasn't the one from the myths, but...another voice in his head told him they were actually the same thing...Thomas took a few steps back and sat on the couch, he needed to sort things out in his head Be clear, instead of just watching everything in front of you become more and more weird.
But Saul didn't intend to give him a chance.He hugged Thomas in the past, held up his Mjolnir in his right hand, smashed through the window and flew out under the eyes of everyone—fortunately, it was night.
But night is no excuse to let them fly free in the sky!
Eduardo stared at the smashed window feeling helpless.
But luckily he still had duct tape at home, so he decided to tape up the windows first so nothing would happen, and as he did so, Mark kept nagging in his ear.
"We need a diving platform, so we need diving ladders! The pool hooks up outside, we can put two diving ladders - one for us, one for Pete, Pete's ladder can be made smaller, I want to put a layer on it Einstein's head skid mat, how about you? Which one do you like? Turing?"
"And I'm going to dig a hole in Pete's room and install a spiral slide for him, what do you think? Do you need to install a mechanical arm? I think it would be nice to install a fully automatic mechanical slide, but we need to do it ourselves , because the company that installs the ladder doesn't have the capability - do you like robots? We can buy one... By the way, what do you think you need in a Boston apartment? I asked Annika to do it, but she hasn't yet Reply to my message."
"I like it more... relaxed, but you don't like it, our wardrobe needs to be bigger for your three-piece suit, right? My clothes are more casual...but you can't force me to wear a three-piece suit , that's too uncomfortable! But I can wear two pairs of socks if you like..."
Mark babbled on, as if he wanted to finish talking in his life.
"Mark!" Eduardo interrupted, "Who told you I'd live with you, in Boston?"
"But...isn't it like this? It's like this... It's good for us to live together here. I think the two of us are very suitable. I...I like being with you, Hua Duo, This is what I have always wanted to say!" Mark no longer needs Eduardo to take care of everything like he did at Harvard. He will eat the food in front of him for dinner, put on warm clothes for himself, and even wash his face to make himself clean after the code is saved-but, He still couldn't leave Eduardo.
"Huado...I...I need you." He was extremely nervous.
"Mark, you just think you need me." Eduardo didn't appreciate it—he did love Mark all the time, but that didn't mean he couldn't live without Mark, "Look, eight years without me You are still alive and well, and I agreed to live with you here because of Pete - Pete can't just have me as a father, he needs two parents, although sometimes I think a mother would be better... But I can't be selfish enough to deprive you of the right to be with him."
"Mark, you have to recognize the fact...you don't love me, you're just used to having me." If love doesn't get the same response, then even if this kind of love can't be taken back, it can't be trampled on own dignity.
"No!" Mark denied Eduardo's argument, "If I'm just used to having you, I'm used to having a lot of people—Dustin, Sandy, Annika, Chris, even Bill—a lot of people!"
He took a deep breath, and let the deep breath calm his ups and downs at the moment: "But, there is not one person-not one of them who will make me love him enough to share a bed with him-even ...a glass of water, Watteau, I don't like sharing, I thought you knew that."
Yes, Eduardo knew this, and he used to tease Mark with it when he was at Harvard—everyone would tease Mark with it, because only Eduardo's beer would go to Mark's mouth, and only Mark's computer The chair will be shared with Eduardo.
"So, you see... Hua Duo, I really can't do without you... I love you, you can't leave me alone!" He spoke confidently, "We still have Pete—Pete will become... …I don't know - he's going to make it, the President or something, and he's worth both of us!"
"You are harassing our customer service!" The man yelled at Mark.
"What? No! I haven't seen her, and I don't know who she is. What's more, I have someone I love and I want to be with him, so I can't give you The customer service called to harass her, I just asked a professional question, and as a customer service, she should answer me professionally!" Mark answered the other party confidently, "So, do you have professionals who are responsible for answering my questions?"
"What I need are two kinds of ladders, one is a children's spiral ladder - safety and practicality must be equally important, I am going to let my son use it all the time, so it must be strong enough and big enough; the other is a diving ladder, I need It's big enough strong enough, and it has to be safe because I'm likely to have sex with my husband on it, so I also need privacy - if those two things are done well, maybe I'll need some more ladders "Mark said shamelessly into the phone, "Although my husband—the future one—hasn't decided to marry me yet, I don't mind letting him try out the comfort level of the ladder at all."
Come on!
The man on the other end of the phone has been shamelessly cried by Mark.
"So, tell me now, do you have such a safe, practical, and beautiful ladder in your company?" Mark concluded and asked rudely.
"Sir, we have a lot of ladders here, or can you take a look in person?" The other party finally decided not to be as shameless as Mark, and Mark sounded like a rich man on the phone, so it's better to just walk in Down to earth - give him what he wants.
"Oh no!" Mark said no, "I'll have my assistant look at it—I can't leave my business or my house, that's absolutely impossible!" He said quickly, "My assistant I'll call you guys in 10 minutes and give him the address and he'll be there."
"But sir, is your assistant clear about the layout of your house?" The man on the phone was a little desperate for Mark.
"Of course! He bought the house for me!" Mark took it for granted, "Okay, I'll tell him to contact you, and then you can figure it out!" After finishing speaking, Mark hung up the phone—probably the customer service girl Once the man knows that the person who called them is the CEO of Facebook, he will regret not giving him a hard time, but... when the call is connected by the assistant, how will they complain about Mark? But it's not something money can buy.
Mark connected the ladder and turned to imagine the future.He received a call from a teacher at Pitt's school, and she told him that Pete was going to study at MIT - Massachusetts, and Mark almost went there that year, but because of his social barriers, he had to choose Harvard's psychology major , and now... God, his son is going to Massachusetts!
He was very anxious.
Maybe an apartment in Boston is allowed to exist.
Apartments in Boston!
When he was in school, he always wanted a school... At that time, he thought he could live in an apartment with Hua Duo, with his computer and Hua Duo's calculator, and... and Hua Duo's three items Those hoodies with him, those are interesting permutations, like codes—so, why not?
"Anika!" Mark called another of his assistants.
"Mark? You just asked Sandy to choose your ladder, now what do you want?" Annika, Mark's personal assistant, asked on the phone.
“I’m going to buy a house in Boston—a condo, a vacation apartment type, with a nice neighborhood, a dog, and a place for the kids to play! And open acceptance, I mean—open! Most Less good bars...more academic vibes...yes, yes, I need this!" Mark told Annika on the phone, "and I need you to help me apply for a degree from Harvard - MIT too , I have to apply for this!"
"Mark...are you planning to go back to school?" Annika asked, rolling her eyes.
"Yes. Can't you?"
"No, I'm very happy." She said, "I will send you the file, pay attention to check your email." She said, she put down the phone.
Mark had arranged everything and was happy, and Eduardo and the others came back with Saul.Sol was ashamed, and he looked very aggrieved and called "brother" behind Thomas, and Eduardo was already familiar with his appearance-probably because of Sol's appearance, the FBI Will you let him go so easily?
In any case, Sol, who was released, still followed Thomas, following him with his persistent face that is rarely seen in the world of mortals, as if he could really follow him to the ends of the world.
However, Thomas didn't take it at all: "I'm going back to Europe next week, so... Saul, I'm not your brother."
Mentioning Europe, Saul regained his spirit: "I've been there, I can go with you!"
"But you don't have a passport."
"I can take you!" Sol reached out and summoned his Mjolnir, "I can take you anywhere brother! You forgot this, but it's okay, we can always find your memory together of!"
Thomas was taken aback.
Of course he has heard that the Norse god Sol is an omnipotent god, but he...has always thought that this Sol is a... and can't be said to be fake, nor can it be said to be a fake, but anyway...reason tells him this Sol wasn't the one from the myths, but...another voice in his head told him they were actually the same thing...Thomas took a few steps back and sat on the couch, he needed to sort things out in his head Be clear, instead of just watching everything in front of you become more and more weird.
But Saul didn't intend to give him a chance.He hugged Thomas in the past, held up his Mjolnir in his right hand, smashed through the window and flew out under the eyes of everyone—fortunately, it was night.
But night is no excuse to let them fly free in the sky!
Eduardo stared at the smashed window feeling helpless.
But luckily he still had duct tape at home, so he decided to tape up the windows first so nothing would happen, and as he did so, Mark kept nagging in his ear.
"We need a diving platform, so we need diving ladders! The pool hooks up outside, we can put two diving ladders - one for us, one for Pete, Pete's ladder can be made smaller, I want to put a layer on it Einstein's head skid mat, how about you? Which one do you like? Turing?"
"And I'm going to dig a hole in Pete's room and install a spiral slide for him, what do you think? Do you need to install a mechanical arm? I think it would be nice to install a fully automatic mechanical slide, but we need to do it ourselves , because the company that installs the ladder doesn't have the capability - do you like robots? We can buy one... By the way, what do you think you need in a Boston apartment? I asked Annika to do it, but she hasn't yet Reply to my message."
"I like it more... relaxed, but you don't like it, our wardrobe needs to be bigger for your three-piece suit, right? My clothes are more casual...but you can't force me to wear a three-piece suit , that's too uncomfortable! But I can wear two pairs of socks if you like..."
Mark babbled on, as if he wanted to finish talking in his life.
"Mark!" Eduardo interrupted, "Who told you I'd live with you, in Boston?"
"But...isn't it like this? It's like this... It's good for us to live together here. I think the two of us are very suitable. I...I like being with you, Hua Duo, This is what I have always wanted to say!" Mark no longer needs Eduardo to take care of everything like he did at Harvard. He will eat the food in front of him for dinner, put on warm clothes for himself, and even wash his face to make himself clean after the code is saved-but, He still couldn't leave Eduardo.
"Huado...I...I need you." He was extremely nervous.
"Mark, you just think you need me." Eduardo didn't appreciate it—he did love Mark all the time, but that didn't mean he couldn't live without Mark, "Look, eight years without me You are still alive and well, and I agreed to live with you here because of Pete - Pete can't just have me as a father, he needs two parents, although sometimes I think a mother would be better... But I can't be selfish enough to deprive you of the right to be with him."
"Mark, you have to recognize the fact...you don't love me, you're just used to having me." If love doesn't get the same response, then even if this kind of love can't be taken back, it can't be trampled on own dignity.
"No!" Mark denied Eduardo's argument, "If I'm just used to having you, I'm used to having a lot of people—Dustin, Sandy, Annika, Chris, even Bill—a lot of people!"
He took a deep breath, and let the deep breath calm his ups and downs at the moment: "But, there is not one person-not one of them who will make me love him enough to share a bed with him-even ...a glass of water, Watteau, I don't like sharing, I thought you knew that."
Yes, Eduardo knew this, and he used to tease Mark with it when he was at Harvard—everyone would tease Mark with it, because only Eduardo's beer would go to Mark's mouth, and only Mark's computer The chair will be shared with Eduardo.
"So, you see... Hua Duo, I really can't do without you... I love you, you can't leave me alone!" He spoke confidently, "We still have Pete—Pete will become... …I don't know - he's going to make it, the President or something, and he's worth both of us!"
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