[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

Indeed, it is a species that can only be described as "creature". In fact, except in fairy tales, Eduardo never thought of anything else that would have that shape - a pitch-black body covered with pitch-black scales, a pair of green The big eyes, flat head, wide mouth, wings and tail behind, and soft horns and ears on top of the head... Coupled with the creature's figure, the only word came out like this: "Dragon ?!"

It was indeed a dragon, and beside him stood not only Loki, but also another man, a scruffy-looking young man, about 20 years old, dressed in a strange old Viking style. Clothes, still wearing a breastplate, the helmet on top of his head was almost torn but still stuck on his head - he seemed a little at a loss for everything in front of him.

But the dragon was in the posture of a protector.Its body occupies most of the living room, and it looks extremely mighty.

Of course it looks mighty.When the young man dressed as an ancient Viking stretched out his hand to grab a fish from his pocket, the dragon jumped over and took the fish in its mouth.

Then, when it turned around to eat the fish, Eduardo felt that what he saw was not a dragon at all but a cat—it was really similar to a cat, with its demeanor and movements, except that it was not long. Instead of fur, it has pitch-black scales.

Loki stretched out his white and slender fingers, poked the dragon lightly, and said sweetly in a dreamy voice: "This is my eldest son, Andreas, he is so perfect, Right?"

Then, with tears in his eyes, Thor rushed over and hugged the dragon: "Small!" he shouted loudly, and the dragon slapped him on the head in fright.

Great, now the Thor family is together.

Eduardo shook his head, helped Mark back to the room.

Mark, who firmly believes in science, has now changed his views... Theology is the worst.

Seeing that the world has become so ruthless and unreasonable that normal people can't understand it, Mark feels that as long as Hua Duo is by his side, everything else is nothing.

However, when he was still depressed, Saul came to say goodbye.

Sol wants to leave, Eduardo can only let Mark and Pete find a way to let him go home, but Rocky disagrees to go now, because he has to take the children away, so... In order to get Sol away, Rocky Ki performed his quintessential kidney stab once again, stabbing Thor through the throat, and... just throwing him through the portal.

After waking up, Roman, who originally planned to attack the people in the house... was completely lost in thought.In the end, he decided not to lay hands on anyone else for a while, even though he was very, very hungry.

The poor, starving Roman just endured the edible humans in this house. One of the guys who looked like a human was said to be the younger brother of his ancestor. This feeling couldn't be more sour.

Of course, the most incomprehensible thing is his ancestor—it turned out to be a dragon, a black one, known as "Night Fury", who was the illegitimate son of Thor in Nordic legend, great, and killed countless evils The monster dragon!

But now, it is completely cute.

Also stupid.

That's right, the black dragon whose original name was Andreas and who is now named "Toothless Boy" is playing in the yard with Pete on his back and Nadia on his back—I have to say that Loki's magic is really good After using it, no one can find out what they are doing, even if they raise a group of dragons in the yard, there is no problem!

However, the problem is that the self-confidence that Roman originally accumulated in the world of ordinary people has collapsed, even including his choice of food. His ancestors seem to have obsessive compulsion to hold his head down and let him eat fish, or raw fish!

"Toothless!" The one-legged Viking youth ran over and saved Roman's head, "He's too young, you can't do this to him!"

Toothless Boy tilted his head, blinked his big eyes, let go of his claws under the gaze of the Viking youth, and turned to chase the wolf in the yard.

The wolf, of course, was Peter.

Because his blood was also split from Toothless Boy, so when Toothless Boy feels that he has nothing to chase and life is boring, he will automatically be turned into a wolf, and then... be chased away.

At this time, Peter really hoped that he hadn't negotiated terms with Roman, let him wander in the gypsy camp with him, and feel free life or something—if they were still in Hemlock Town, they could still live a life of shopping and shopping , he will definitely compromise, and he will hug Roman who is crying pitifully and say: "Honey, let's raise the baby well!"

And watching the dragons flying and wolves jumping in the yard, Eduardo seemed to understand something.

"So, see clearly?" Loki put his hand on Eduardo's shoulder and asked him with a smile.

"That is to say, when I go to Boston, can I do this?" Eduardo asked Rocky, as if asking himself.

"It's all up to you, Eduardo," Loki answered him.

Indeed, it is really unnecessary to keep Roman and Peter, but the way the two of them get along is worth learning from. Eduardo can't help but want to thank Loki - like Loki, he can beat and scold when he should It is indeed an experience that Eduardo has never had before. He really wants to learn it, but it is really difficult.

If you choose another way, I have to say that the way Roman and Peter get along is really worth learning - Eduardo doesn't know who has the worse personality between the two of them, because their emotional intelligence is above the level, but Peter But he loves freedom and doesn't like living in one place for a long time, while Roman loves sex, but Peter is not willing to have sex with him... So the snowball of contradictions is born like this, and it gets bigger and bigger.

But now, Roman's love for xxoo has dropped a lot, because he has nothing to eat, and it is inhumane to be hungry xxoo.

As for Peter, although he wanted to run, the ancestor of the dragon chased him all over the yard, and he couldn't run if he wanted to... He could only get down and eat a piece of T-bone steak after being chased tired.

So, if Mark goes to school in Boston two months later, if Mark is dishonest, then... either he will be hungry and cry him, or... he will be "hungry" and cry him.

Inspired, Eduardo decided to go to his fan forum again, and write a short em story by the way to soothe his little heart.

And Mark, who was so cold, still hugged his computer and surfed the Internet under the quilt... Then, as soon as he refreshed the forum, he found this new article - the id belonged to Hua Duo.

Click on the article... It describes a scene he has always wanted in a very sensual way - the kitchen with an apron, but he is the foil for the kitchen and the apron!

This is really intolerable!Mark secretly made up his mind, and felt that the scene was too scary, and he felt even colder—the original picture he had been secretly making up was Hua Duo standing in the kitchen wearing an apron... the front Seeing that there is only one apron, which covers everything that should be covered, but... the two long bare legs, and a layer of small imperceptible bumps on the arms due to the cold wind... Then, he He will touch it and tell Hua Duo: "I will warm you."——Thinking of this, his whole body will explode with red, okay!

But now, what Hua Duo wrote... turned out to be him dressed like this!

Mark pursed his lips.

If he dressed like this... he would probably be despised by everyone, right?

Especially the apron... The apron in the kitchen was originally bought according to Hua Duo's figure... If he puts it on... there will be no sexual effect at all-completely, completely, no, can, see!

Covering his face, Mark saw Hua Duo wearing an apron... There was a freshly baked cake on the kitchen table, and Hua Duo started to squeeze cream on it with a squeeze bag... The milky white cream slowly Slowly painted the entire cake base, and this action also made him bend down to work... Yes, Mark washed all his clothes in order to please him, and now they are all drying outside, so he can only do it. The whole body is wearing an apron - pure white, with a small white lace, and two ties at the back that are tied into a bow... As long as he turns around, Mark can see the bow on his neck and his neck. The scene of the dark hair tangling together, and looking down... Another bow will be occasionally sandwiched between two upturned flesh flaps... With a hot nose, Mark dropped the computer and rushed into the bathroom.

Coming out of the bathroom, Mark ran into Eduardo who was about to go in to wash.

However, when he opened the bathroom door, Eduardo looked at Mark with a gloomy face, as if he was looking at a monster.

"I... um... Huado?" Mark was rarely shy.

"..." Eduardo sighed, and had no choice but to pick up the bucket and the air freshener and start cleaning up—of course, it doesn't mean that Mark was so incompetent that he couldn't handle the things that came out, but...for Edward, who is a little clean To put it bluntly, after doing this kind of thing, the corpse must be destroyed, but Mark really didn't have time to do this.

Eduardo, who helped Mark destroy the body, had no idea that it was his little yellow text that made the theater in Mark's brain too unrestrained and had such consequences.

He was still glaring at Mark.

As for Mark, he threw himself on him shamelessly and hugged him: "Huadoo, let's try it tonight!"

try what?

Eduardo tilted his head and didn't say anything.

Of course he couldn't make any representations.

Once compromised, there is no possibility of turning around in the future.So, he decided to continue posting about Mark, letting him know what "I have the final say".

So, that night, Mark still could only lie beside Eduardo but didn't dare to go one step further... Thinking about it, it was really a little sad.

Early the next morning, under Loki's arrangement, the two young people who finally stopped struggling - Roman and Peter - were sent back with their daughter and a copy of "How to Guide a Magician to Learn Magic" Asgardian textbook.

And as soon as they left, Toothless Boy was also transformed into a humanoid by Loki—a tall, handsome, and a little...cute humanoid creature.

"So, you guys are leaving?" Eduardo looked at Loki with some reluctance in his heart.

"Anyway, I can come whenever I want." Loki shrugged, "Besides, Jim still needs your care—his timeline is different from mine, and I can't spoil that."

"So..." Before Eduardo could finish speaking, Jim ran over and asked Loki, "So when will we meet again?"

"Soon." Loki raised his eyebrows and gave Jim a kiss, "I think, maybe you can see me when you go back—because I found you here, so I think... the past 200 years, I will still look for you...Of course, why did I throw you away, maybe I will have an answer to that."

Spock was still raising an eyebrow.

Apparently, he already had a guess in his mind—only the evidence to confirm it was lacking.

"Okay." Jim shrugged. "We'll have to wait for your future self to answer. Good luck, Mommy."