[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

It's not just Eduardo, it's the same with Mark that it's not suitable for aliens.

Mark has been feeling chills all over these days. Although he can't feel this when Eduardo is around, once Eduardo leaves, he feels unreasonably cold, but he didn't dare to tell anyone about it. If he can bear it by himself, when he can bear it no longer, he will find an excuse to find Hua Duo, stay by his side for a while, and wait until it gets warmer. When he leans against Hua Duo and finally gets warmer, he will stand up and stretch out. I stretched my legs, yawned, and prepared to write code for a while.

When he got up and went to the study to write the code, he found that the study had been occupied by the pointed-eared alien.

The pointy-eared alien saw Mark enter the door, and stood up tactfully, as if he was about to leave.

But when he walked to the door, he seemed to remember something and turned back.He walked up to Mark and stood still. He naturally carried a military demeanor on his body-this feeling is hard to describe. Mark felt that he would never learn to stand like this in his life, but seeing aliens When he stood like this, he still felt that it was against his will.

The alien, full of disobedience, said, "Mr. Zuckerberg, excuse me, I have a question to ask."

Mark shrugged and turned on the computer: "What?"

"The thing is, Mr. Zach Blogger." The alien said, "In fact, from what I know about you and Mr. Saverin, you should be two people who can never get together. But , you are already married. I am very curious about this matter, please state it in detail."

specific statement?

Mark frowned and said, "That is to say, I love Waldo, Waldo loves me, and then we get married." Of course Mark understood what Spock meant.He used to have the same idea of ​​a straight ball - this matter shouldn't be like this, so he has to make another choice or another corresponding reaction... But now, he already knows that this will not work, because Hua Duo can Not a goal, and he couldn't hit a straight shot.

"Mr. Zuckerberg," Spock continued to ask, "I think there must be a logical relationship in many things, and pure love cannot be a constituent point of a logical relationship, so please state it in detail."

This is really difficult.

This means that someone asks you why you fell in love with so-and-so.And if this question can be answered, then love will not be praised by so many people in such a long history.

Because it is something that cannot be specified.

Mark thought for a while, and asked: "So who is there around you who are combined because of love?"

That's a really good question to ask.

Spock's parents, in the beginning, he asked this question to his father Sarek when he was very young, and his father's answer was that he is the ambassador of Vulcan to Earth, and his family and responsibilities let him choose a Earth women are logical.

However, after the fall of Vulcan, his father said that he was married to his mother because he loved her, and he loved this earth woman and everything about her.

And at this time, Spock also realized that it's not that the Vulcans don't tell lies, but they use other language methods to induce others... even their relatives.

His father may not have such a brave heart.

But Spock has always tried to make himself a true Vulcan.

Therefore, he fell into deep thought because of this rhetorical question.

If Spock had been an Earthling, he would have easily figured out why, but he wasn't.The education he had been exposed to since he was a child made him unable to accept the thinking mode of the people on earth-not that he didn't understand, but that he couldn't accept it at all.

For Spock, if he accepts the thinking of people on earth, it means that the "disadvantage" of his blood has really become a disadvantage. He can't do this, he can't let all the Vulcans see his jokes.

However, he also understands that this idea itself is wrong and illogical.

Because emotions are illogical things.

However, Spock clearly felt his own mood swings at this time.

This fluctuation is very strong.

He seemed to understand the kind of feelings his father said... Because of love, they must be united, even if two planets are separated by the Milky Way, it is useless, they are born to be together.

Spock thought of his mother, Amanda.

She never complained about his father's inhumanity - yes, of course he knows the way of thinking and illogical behavior of earthlings, and his mother has always been illogical, she would hug him when he was young Him, give him kisses, tell him those illogical fairy tales, and even secretly take him to try some illogical things... Although he doesn't say anything, he thinks it's inappropriate.

until she leaves.It wasn't until she fell with Vulcan that he realized that those illogical things were so precious.

So... illogical people, are they really illogical?

Or is the logic itself illogical in the human view of love?

Mark gave him a wary look, and said, "I don't know what you're thinking, Spock... sir? But, I think I'm pretty logical... but I can't explain why after Waldo left, After a few days of calm, I hacked into his computer and monitored everything about him... I can't explain this kind of thing, especially when I found out that he had a son, it really hit me hard. "

Spock shot him a look.

Indeed, Mark is considered a more logical kind of person.His thinking is very single, like the thinking of a Vulcan.One is one, two is two, and even the way he speaks is very clear, but he is illogical in his treatment of Eduardo.

Mark rolled over the thoughts in his head and continued: "So what's going on with your marriage?"

"Mind fusion." Spock replied, "At the age of seven, we will identify a partner whose mind can be merged. When we become adults, the wedding will be held. As long as the mind is compatible, then a marriage relationship can be produced."

"So, you are married when you are seven years old?" Mark's eyes widened. "Wait, what if you find out that you are not suitable for each other when you grow up? Will you divorce? Then if there is someone who is more suitable for you What about people? Are you going to cheat?"

These questions are too serious.

Spock was silent.He began to think.

Although Vulcans don't cheat, they did get rejected when they entered into a marriage, even though it hasn't happened in hundreds of years.

He couldn't probe the thoughts of people hundreds of years ago—maybe things were written down, but thoughts weren't.

So, he really needs to find a place where he can meditate.

While Spock went to meditate, Jim was back at the villa.Since he has been living in Mark and Eduardo's villa, helping out with work is a good way to pay off his debts.

For computers, codes, and networks, if Mark understands it well, then Jim not only understands it very well, he understands it very well.

You know, it is said that even the computers of Vulcans whose IQ is three times that of human beings have been hacked by Jim, which is very telling—at least, Mark’s IQ is not three times that of ordinary humans.

So, the genius Mark, after facing his son's abuse, faced the abuse of Rocky's son again—he said that his brother had calmed down.

As a result, Eduardo has an extra Mark who can relax a little by his side.

Anyway, Pete and Jim can take care of the world.

Mark follows Eduardo to work and off work every day, and even goes to the toilet together, just like Siamese twins.

"Mark!" Eduardo was really uncomfortable.

"Hua Duo." Mark replied immediately.

"How long are you going to follow me?"

"I'm correcting mistakes." Mark replied very confidently.He thought for a while, and then continued: "Spock asked me why I was able to marry you smoothly, and he investigated our previous affairs... I thought about it for a long time, although I dismissed him at the time, but I think that I still need to find the answer to the specific question by myself——Hua Duo, I think, I can't do without you."

This question is too serious.

Edwardo sighed.

Mark continued: "I can't leave you and I can't let you leave me. Although this is a bit... difficult to understand, but I now find that this is quite understandable."

"Oh? How do you understand it?" Eduardo asked with his arms around his chest.

"That's right. I was going to be upset when Erica broke up with me and decided to make her a known bad woman, from her underwear to her face, from her last name to her figure, I will expose it and embarrass her—but after you are gone, I want to save you, not only want to save you, but also want you to tell me that you will not leave me..." His voice became more and more Xiao, "Later Dustin said that this is love, but I suspect that I am just because of habit and possessiveness, so I have been afraid to go to you, I am afraid that I will hurt you. But when I saw Pete, I knew it wasn't possessive, because possessive doesn't cry for 36 minutes and 57 seconds after you find out someone else had a baby."

36 minutes and 57 seconds, Mark's crying time is really accurate.

Eduardo rolled his eyes.

He would never compromise just because Mark suddenly figured out what love is.

"So I started spying on you." Mark said, still very annoying, "but I found out that spying on you was a wrong decision, because I couldn't continue to have sex with other people, not even a blow-up doll! So, I I went to find you, and then I found you. Well, I am a winner in life."

In view of Mark's shamelessness, Eduardo had already despaired of him, so he didn't want to go to the bathroom with him at all!

But Mark didn't care at all.He just needs to follow Hua Duo, anyway... he can take a peek.

So, in Eduardo's company, in the men's room, the boss, and another rich local tyrant boss, staged a great drama-going to the toilet!

All the male employees are going to cry.

Because k's boss sent a message on their k account: Don't go to the toilet with Hua Duo, let alone go to the same toilet with him, otherwise your k account will be deleted.

Such unreasonable news made all the male employees dumbfounded.

And Spock and Jim, who were at home, also received such a text message—yes, Jim also registered a K account, and Spock had no choice but to register one.

Spock signed up to spy on Jim, and Jim signed up...to hang out with girls in bars.

So, when Spock poked his head out from his meditation and was about to have a good talk with Jim, he discovered that there were a few scary female friends on Jim's account... Logic or something, can it be eaten?