[Comprehensive] Abuse of slag and cuteness

Mark stumbled down the stairs, and when he saw Chris, he showed a strange half-smile expression, and said, "Aha, it's you... Well, you plan to stay temporarily? That means you and your Xiao Well, fell out? Seriously, I'm not going to be a bad person, Chris, if you fall out with your husband, I think you can come and join me, and I will find you a place to live, including you Don’t worry about your pocket money!”

Mark said these words very quickly, and most people might think that what he said was quite reasonable, but Chris knew that Mark was completely mocking him.

Because Mark holds a grudge.

Very vindictive.

That's a pretty vindictive one.

He still remembered that Chris knew Eduardo's contact information but didn't tell him, and thought that Chris knew that Eduardo was pregnant but didn't tell him, which made Eduardo's feelings for him even colder... and Chris But he knew all of this, so Mark decided to hold grudges, and to sneer at anytime and anywhere, so that Chris would know who was the boss.

Mark is the boss.

He snorted, wrapped the spread around his body, went to the kitchen and poured himself a glass of juice.

"So you've started drinking orange juice?" Chris asked, pushing his luggage to the sofa.

"Waldo said that orange juice can supplement vitamins." Mark replied as a matter of course, "And...Spock, Jim is asleep, do you want to go and see him?"

Spock nodded and walked upstairs.

Downstairs, Chris was a little confused about this, but if he didn't ask, Mark wouldn't take the initiative to tell him, so Chris could only ask.

Then Mark replied: "It's obvious, Spock's ears are born, and he is not the elf cosplayer that appeared in the comic show. In fact, he is a Vulcan - Vulcan, who is said to be a man who exists in the Milky Way. They are advanced in technology and completely different from us, basically they advocate logic and don’t pay much attention to useless things, I agree with this, but they are too weak in emotional processing.”

Mark, who is called a "little robot", is even qualified to mock other people's emotional problems?This is so hilarious.

Before Chris opened his mouth to mock Mark, Mark went on to say: "Because Vulcans advocate logic, that is to say, they don't use emotions to influence the way they treat things at all. For example, if their best A friend eats an extra chocolate chip, and they all point out that it's illogical, and best friends take advantage of it—see, aren't friends a matter of affection? But Spock says that Vulcans' attitude towards friends There aren't that many definitions, they're mostly in a 'know this person' state, friends or something, almost non-existent."

"Sounds familiar." Chris finally satirized Mark.

Mark turned a deaf ear.

He threw the cup of orange juice into the sink, turned to find a large piece of pizza in the refrigerator, put two hot dogs on it, threw them together in the microwave to heat up, grabbed them upstairs, and said as he walked : "You know where your room is, Chris, don't ask me to come out and show you, I don't like to show people the way, you know, the temperature of the pizza will cool down quickly, I have to keep it warm Send it to Hua Duo when it's hot, and this mysterious hot dog, Pete loves it so much!"

So, Chris had to move his luggage to the room farthest from the corridor on the second floor on the west side... Just as he passed by the door of the third room, he heard a loud noise inside, and then... the one said A tall man who was an alien was thrown out the door by a string of pillows.

Chris stood at the door and "quietly" watched.

Inside the door...he saw a blond sweetheart boy sitting on the bed, and the boy was still holding the pillow in his hand, and was about to throw it out—the moment he saw Chris, he put his hand down, but obviously , he was still a little angry, so his honey-colored face flushed.

Chris took a step back in embarrassment.

The alien Spock looked back at him, but he wasn't too embarrassed, his face was expressionless, and he looked ten thousand times more Mark than Mark.

He turned his head to the sweet boy and said: "Captain, your current physical condition is not suitable for strenuous exercise, let alone excessive mood swings, so I suggest you take a deep breath, calm down, and please put down the pillow, it It does not apply to the action of 'throwing', which is not logical. If you think hitting me is necessary, then please perform the action of 'hitting' in a non-violent range, instead of doing it with a pillow."

Chris almost heard a strange meaning between the lines—"boss, I know your head is a coconut, so if you want to hit me, you hit me, but don't hit me hard"—— Is this solving a problem or looking for a beating?

Of course, it's not just Chris who thinks so, but also the blond sweetheart.

He put the pillow in his hand under his body, stepped back, pulled up the quilt to cover himself, and said, "Spock, I hate you, I hate you! I don't need your care, either. When I feel better, I will go to the bar to have fun, you can't stop me!"

Chris nodded silently in his heart.

Spock said, "Captain, that's illogical. You're pregnant now, and if you go to a bar, it's going to have an effect on the baby."

"Get out!" The blond sweetheart was angry.

Chris decided to talk to the alien for a while.

Whether it's prenatal mania or postpartum blues, it's a stab in the heart to keep this alien in contact with the great pregnant boy.

So, when Spock was finally kicked out, Chris came out of his room anyway and knocked on Sugar Boy's door.

The boy let him in.

In fact, he had seen the boy before, at the wedding of Mark and Hua Duo, but they had no intersection, and... At that time, he had never heard of a boy being pregnant.

So... this is really weird.

"Chris." He introduced himself. "You...is Jim, right? Am I correct?"

"No." Jim nodded, "Huado just went out, he should have bought some snacks for me..." When it came to snacks, Jim's expression was a little awkward, "By the way, what's the matter?"

Chris walked over and sat on the chair opposite Jim: "Yes, I... To be honest, I do want to know what it's like to be pregnant."

Chris is also a homosexual, he can be said to be the first person in the Kirkland dormitory to come out of the closet, because of coming out, he has already prepared for surrogacy or adoption, but... a real A child connected with himself and Sean's blood is indeed what Chris has been looking forward to-yes, he not only wants to benefit the society, but he also wants to have a child for himself.

Thinking of this, he naturally asked a lot of questions about having a baby, but Jim couldn't answer him.

Therefore, Jim had no choice but to use Loki's rhetoric: "It's not that men can't bear children, but most men can't bear children. This is not a man's problem, but a question of whether they have the ability." He thought for a while, Continue, "Who said that men should not have children? Chris, this is the same as backward thinking. Backward people think that women should take care of children at home, and then women are always at home The illusion of having children, but a lot of professional women are very powerful, right? So, it’s the same thing about having children.”

Chris, who was confused by Jim, nodded in confusion.

Although he still hasn't understood how men give birth to children, but now, he seems to understand a lot... So poor Chris could only stand up and go back to his room.Unfortunately, when he opened the door, the aliens stood outside.

"Jim!" The alien finally showed a hint of panic. He reached out and grabbed Chris' neck, and then... Chris didn't know anything.

Jim saw this.

He casually grabbed a cup by the window and threw it beside Spock: "Get out! You bastard with pointed ears!"

Spock, who had angered Jim again, could only back out, dragging Chris away by the way.

When Chris woke up, Eduardo, Mark, Spock, Pete, they were all around him.

"You're finally awake, Uncle Ke Rui!" Pete told him with a big mouthful of hot dog in his mouth.

"Well, let me just say, although you are a messenger of justice, you can't express your sense of justice to anyone. Chris, you are not a superman after all, you must know that even if you are Batman, you are the one who hasn't been able to The little Wayne who evolved successfully is not the grown-up Bruce Wayne—by the way, Bruce is a good name, don't you plan to change it?" This is Mark's taunting mode, but fortunately he didn't turn on group taunting.

Eduardo interrupted Mark to keep him from talking, he said: "Chris, Spock and you have a misunderstanding, you know... Jim is a guy who likes to flirt with people, but... Shi Spock is too rigid, so Spock misunderstood you, you must not pay too much attention to this, of course, Spock will apologize to you... right?" He looked at Spock.

Spock nodded: "I'm very sorry, Mr. Chris Hughes. Although jealousy is illogical, it is logical to use extreme measures to protect my partner and children, but my resistance to the emotion of jealousy The force wasn't strong enough, so while it wasn't violent, it left you unconscious for 78 minutes and 56 seconds - which was unnecessary."

Chris leaned back.

Now it seems that only Eduardo is a normal person, because he doesn't speak so weird at all... and neither Spock nor Mark, he feels like he can't understand what they say.

"Actually you don't mind them!" Pete said, swallowing the hot dog, "Uncle Chris, Mark is jealous of you, and Spock... he's trying to keep everyone from Jim, Even me and him are jealous, so you don't have to think about it."