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[Title] When I came back from my high school reunion, I met my crush for three years and got drunk, and now he's lying on my bed.

0L【楼主】村雨20xx-xx-xx22:09:55

Probably that's it.

After he was drunk, he was not quiet at all. After tossing and tossing for a long time, he managed to drink some sober medicine for him, and now he finally fell asleep.

But when I was free, I felt a little overwhelmed.

I have rarely had this feeling.

1L不当大哥很多年20xx-xx-xx22:11:07

SF! ! !

2L不当大哥很多年20xx-xx-xx22:12:51

After grabbing the sofa, I can finally cook a firewood for Lu in peace XDDDD!

3L快乐锅巴20xx-xx-xx22:12:55

How can there be such a pure (lan) affection (su) plot now. . . .

4L人世间充满爱20xx-xx-xx22:13:42

LS is self-respecting, and it smells a sour smell~~ Is your old Shanxi vinegar overturned~~

5L受不鸟20xx-xx-xx22:15:04

puff!Being told by LS, I really feel that... LSS, you are self-respecting 23333

6L==20xx-xx-xx22:17:01

Okay, okay, the upstairs is all crooked and self-reliant!Your crooked buildings are so crooked that the stewed boils have evaporated!No matter what, I finally managed to catch a wild stewed one, hurry up, knock on the bowl and ask for a live broadcast!

7L我的[哔--]才不可能辣么长!20xx-xx-xx22:17:49

Ask LZ thick line!Don't pay attention to the group of goblins upstairs who think they are upright~ come to my bowl!

8L神展开20xx-xx-xx22:18:07

Upstairs ID can't bear to look directly [cover face

9L【楼主】村雨20xx-xx-xx22:18:33

Sorry everyone, this is the first time I have come to this forum, and many operations are still unclear, and I am still slowly researching.

Hold on.I'll talk about it later.

Reply to 2L@不做大哥多年

Why do you need firewood?

10L不当大哥很多年20xx-xx-xx22:19:53

because it burns...

11L戳楼上的菊花20xx-xx-xx22:21:08

Hey, let's not worry about that big brother!Come on August [-]!Ask for stewed revelations! ! ! !What the hell is going on? Seeing that there is still no progress, I am so anxious to death QAQ! ! !

12L==20xx-xx-xx22:21:35

I've been begging for a live stream for a long time...

13L嗨咯20xx-xx-xx22:22:46

Back to 9L’s question, because @不仰大哥 is a great magician who has not changed his job at the age of 30 for many years, so he voluntarily joined the big FFF group and vowed to use the firewood in his hand to burn all the heterosexuals who show affection in the world, especially It's a cute girl who sleeps next to a beloved person like LZ who is ignorant and drunk...Does LZ understand?

14L^ω^20xx-xx-xx22:23:17

The landlord just registered the number?No wonder the ID is so unfamiliar... Is it your lover's nickname?Brain supplement this stalk is so cute www!

15L【楼主】村雨20xx-xx-xx22:24:25

There was a sound on the bed just now, so I went to see him.

Reply to 13L@嗨吧

Sorry, I'm male.

Reply 14L@^ω^

No, it's the name of one of my knives.

16LRL问题20xx-xx-xx22:24:58

Wait... what did I just see?

17L胖妞妞20xx-xx-xx22:25:07

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ,,,,,, what? ? ? ! ! ! !

18L==20xx-xx-xx22:25:43

Am I the only one who guessed the ending? [Nose digging]

19L我的[哔--]才不可能辣么长!20xx-xx-xx22:26:14

After browsing a few other posts, I found out that God has unfolded it! ! ! ! !

Come on, come and see God unfolding @神开始! ! ! !

20L受不鸟20xx-xx-xx22:26:31

Gay guy again... Already desperate for this gay world...

21L神展开20xx-xx-xx22:27:55

Someone came to see me again, I am so popular [deep face].

Alas, let me see what happened to the poor landlord...

Fuck! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ?What is the situation! ! ! ! ! !

22L胡亥20xx-xx-xx22:28:21

…At first, I wanted to gently comfort the kind, considerate and caring girl Luzhu, and by the way, I asked GD for a number or something… Is it because I think too little?

23L看不到肉都是id的错20xx-xx-xx22:29:43

Reply 20L @ Can't bear the bird

This is the basic national condition [touch chin]

Reply 22L@胡海

Brother, change your nickname, look at your ID, all girls are scared away...

And——LZ will quickly reveal your height, weight, measurements, appearance, and an eight-inch nude photo!You must have a lower body~~~ We will take care of the ♂ and ♂ for the one on your bed~~

24L烟火20xx-xx-xx22:29:56

The most important thing is to have the lower body [serious].

25L补西墙20xx-xx-xx22:30:14

Only I noticed the phrase "There was a voice on the bed just now, so I went to see him.". . . . .

LZ!Be honest!Did you see the bed at a glance?It must have not appeared until now!

snort!I knew men were not reliable at all!All are lower body animals! (And this is the lubricant and condom I prepared carefully, please feel free to use it! Man!)

26L学术性♂交流20xx-xx-xx22:30:42

...I can do my best if necessary.

27LYR20xx-xx-xx22:31:09

The upstairs ID is great and suitable for the occasion XDDD! ! !

28L==20xx-xx-xx22:31:15

Luzhu just said slowly and now the person is gone! ?what happened?It's not really on the bed, is it?

29L烟火20xx-xx-xx22:31:17

How come LZ hasn't appeared after so many floors have been flooded?There is also a commonly used knife...LZ is the job of the police (hei) police (dao)?

30L别问我为什么吃饭,因为我饿20xx-xx-xx22:32:16

The gentle and stern LZ has already made up his mind, quietly staring at the exquisite/delicate/handsome/cute/evil charm sleeping face of his lover on the bed, and then tenderly kissed the bridge part... My wolf blood boils, oh, oh, oh, oh~(≧▽≦)/~! ! ! !

31L人世间充满爱20xx-xx-xx22:33:07

Waited for a long time and still haven't come... Where is the LZ person?Isn't it still online?

Also, that evil curly maniac in LS is drying wool!

32L【楼主】村雨20xx-xx-xx22:34:14

Ok, now you are almost familiar with this site.

Taking care of him, he was sweating a little and still smelled of alcohol. I just went to change clothes and take a shower. I'm sorry for the long wait, everyone.

At the beginning, the gender was not stated, which was misunderstood by everyone.

But I feel that gender is not so important, because the relationship is right, it's ok.

Reply to 29L@烟火

No, I'm just a student.

Reply 30L@Don't ask me why I eat, because I'm hungry

If you have to say it, he is handsome and a little cute.

33LRL问题20xx-xx-xx22:34:56

... There are a lot of slots, wait for me to spit it out slowly.

34L胡亥20xx-xx-xx22:35:17

so! ! !What are you doing for 10 minutes! ! ! ! !Sure enough, I'm going to take a cold shower, right? ! ! ! !

35L嗨咯20xx-xx-xx22:35:24

Slowly and finally catch up with the progress, forgive my dull brain... and, the cold shower after drinking in the middle of the night hurts the body wwww! ! !

36L别问我为什么吃饭,因为我饿20xx-xx-xx22:35:31

Whoa whoa whoa whoa! ! ! ! !I'm so excited that I can't type anymore! ! ! !So just now LZ really stared quietly at the delicate and lovely sleeping face of his lover on the bed, and then kissed him tenderly, right? ! ! !Tell me yes! ! ! ! !

37L==20xx-xx-xx22:35:57

LS is calm...

38L快乐锅巴20xx-xx-xx22:36:02

I think what LZ said is right, as long as the feelings are right.

Now I can see that you have the intention to persevere.

What about the other party?Have feelings for you?

39L【楼主】村雨20xx-xx-xx22:36:51

I was organizing my sentences just now, but I didn't think about what to say.

Reply 34L@胡海

I take a shower for 3 minutes, 1 minute of hot water, 1 minute of cold water, and 1 minute of warm water.Already got used to it.

Reply to 38L@happy rice crust

Yes, I will stick to it.I will not let go.

Although he has a girl he likes.

40L月雅风行之20xx-xx-xx22:37:06

... I was abused by the last sentence.

41L不当大哥很多年20xx-xx-xx22:37:18

Who is his girlfriend?I'm going to burn her.

42LYR20xx-xx-xx22:37:36

LSGJ!

43L烟火20xx-xx-xx22:37:58

Sponsor 41 yuan to buy firewood for 10L, no need to look for it.

44L胡亥20xx-xx-xx22:38:04

Welcome 41L to the gas station.Our family is open this, half price for 41L.

45L我的[哔--]才不可能辣么长!20xx-xx-xx22:38:17

Liz don't worry!With 41L, you can order it wherever it doesn’t work, and mom doesn’t have to worry about your boyfriend anymore!

46L大概是脑洞的问题20xx-xx-xx22:38:25

...Forgive me for the serious atmosphere, I couldn't help but laugh out loud, what should I do...

And, if the other party is a straight man... [Sigh] LZ, pat on the shoulder, it's really hard to handle.That kind of thing where the one you love is by your side, but you think about other women in your heart, and you can't express your feelings openly...it's very painful.

47L==20xx-xx-xx22:38:52

LS...in the ring?Listening to this tone, there was also an unforgettable past www

48L【楼主】村雨20xx-xx-xx22:39:54

This child is recognized as a little bad boy.Although he is nice to the people around him, most of the time it makes people feel very heartless, but sometimes it makes people feel very lonely.Probably because of this feeling... I noticed him.

We are the same kind of people.

Reply to 41L@不做大哥多年

Thanks, but he doesn't have a girlfriend yet.

He had a crush on a girl in high school until the whole school knew about it, and it was the same in college.

But those girls all have their own boyfriends.

He is a bad boy who seems to have no ability, but he expects a girl to like such a bad self.

I see it all.

From the bottom of my heart, I don't want to see him look so weak. There is a girl I like but I dare not go for it. Let her slip away slowly in front of my eyes. There is no chance at all.In my heart, he is better than anyone, including me.

He just lacks self-confidence.

Reply to 46L@ It's probably a question of brain hole

I don't feel bitter.I just feel sorry for him.

No one else understands his excellence.Feel worthless for him.Will be angry for him and want to cheer him up.

But there is no position.

Only then will you feel pain.

49L别问我为什么吃饭,因为我饿20xx-xx-xx22:40:46

What... what to do! ! ! !I have been deeply captured by LZ! ! ! !LZ who is serious, affectionate, generous and caring like this has already filled all my heart! ! ! ! LZ proposes! ! ! !

50L烟火20xx-xx-xx22:40:49

"But I don't have a position. Only then will I feel bitter."... Huuuuuu has been touched by LZ! LZ you return my tears! !

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