The tragic Shura field sandwiched between the protagonist and the villain
Chapter 99 My idol really has a problem
"Gourmet Love" starts.
Early in the morning, the program team carrying the camera knocked on the door. Cheng Fatty was completely unprepared, and opened the door with a messy chicken head on his pillow, his face was blurred by the camera at close range.
The elder brother who was carrying the camera followed the whole process. Chen Chen has always been an image of exquisite literature and melancholy, but seeing him puffing and eating, people can no longer think of that weak and beautiful boy, but remind people of a lazy boy. Diligent little piggy.
Taking a close-up shot of the rice in Chen Chen's bowl, it's the first time I've seen someone who can eat plain rice so delicious.
Cheng Fat ate hard.
The cameraman asked, "Is it delicious?"
Fatty Cheng nodded: "It's delicious."
And he finished eating three times, two times and two divisions, with an intoxicated expression on his face, and touched his stomach.
The big cameraman asked, "Would you like another bowl?"
Cheng Fatty looked at the old woman, with hesitation, struggle and reluctance in his eyes, finally shook his head, clenched his fists and said very seriously: "No, if you want to eat chicken, you have to keep your stomach."
Brother Camera: "..."
Thinking so far, I couldn't bear to tell him that chicken is not so easy to eat.
Cheng Fatty returned the bowl to the grandmother, thanked him, and walked to the lobby.They had already started talking about food, and Cheng Fatty heard a key point as soon as he entered.
"The most important thing about being in love is not the result of being in love, but the process of being in love, that is, finding. This is why our program is named "Love of Food". Good food is not about eating, but about looking for it. Good food ingredients."
Seeing Cheng Fat walk in, Zhong Guo asked: "Chen Chen, do you know the ingredients for making drunken chicken?"
After all, Cheng Fatty has done his homework, and he couldn't hold back his heartbeat when he said it: "Fresh three-yellow chicken, wild vegetables, and screw meat must use local ingredients."
Zhong Guo: "Very good, you have done your homework well. Drunken chickens are only delicious if they are made from chickens raised by the farmers themselves. Therefore, the first step of our gourmet mission is to catch the chickens."
Fatty Cheng: "???"
The situation was developing in a direction that Cheng Fat didn't expect, Zhong Guo and Lao Wu took them to the chicken farm next door to the house, which was ready.Most of the chickens were locked in the pen, only a dozen fat hens strolled leisurely outside, making clucking sounds.
"The first stop of "Gourmet Love": Drunken Chicken. It needs three ingredients: three yellow chickens, wild vegetables, and screw meat. Only those who have found these three ingredients can have chickens to eat. It is now 54:11 in the morning. From one o'clock to 30:[-] will be your chicken catching time. Those who successfully catch the chicken will have lunch and can proceed to the next step - looking for mustard greens, and those who gather all three ingredients can eat The authentic drunken chicken. Those who cannot catch the chicken will not only not be able to eat lunch, but will have to repeat the process of catching the chicken until they succeed.” The tour guide explained the rules in detail.
Miss Sister: "There are twelve hens on the field, everyone can act, grab the chicken and come here, and successfully put it in the chicken coop is considered qualified. If you have any questions, you can start to ask."
Cheng Fatty raised his hand weakly: "Aren't we a food show? Isn't it enough to just eat?"
"No." The young lady was surprised, "The program team released the program guide in advance, along with the food map. It was just for fear of misunderstanding by the artists. As mentioned above, strictly speaking, "Gourmet Love" is not a food program, but a survival in the wild The main content of the program is to find food materials, and eating is the last step."
=mouth=
Big butthole!Big butthole!Cheng Fatty reacted angrily, Tian Yuan and Xiao Zhang didn't show him the guidebook at all, they only gave him a food map, and told him that this show has a lot of food!
Butthole!
No wonder they said "drunken chicken" and "mustard green group" at the time, and when they chose the route, no one raised their hands for drunk chicken. Cheng Fat was still very surprised. It turned out that they knew that drunk chicken was the most difficult!Looking for three kinds of food!
Damn, hateful ah ah ah ah ah!
Seeing that no one was asking any more questions, the tour guide glanced at her watch: "It's time now, everyone, get ready, there's only half an hour to catch chickens."
Zhou Ren asked: "Can I use tools?"
Miss tour guide: "No, you have to catch it yourself."
The yard was a hundred square meters, and Zhou Ren was the first to roll up his sleeves for those chickens that were agile and frisky.However, he didn't fall down after jumping forward twice. He was still a little scrupulous, so he didn't really touch it. He stood in the middle and pulled his tie.
Luozhou also set off, followed by Chen Chen.
Cheng Fatty has already done a good job of psychological construction, whether it is a cooked chicken or a lively chicken, if it can be eaten, it is a good chicken.
For delicious chicken, grab it!
Tian Miaomiao, who had been standing there for more than ten minutes, finally walked over. She really didn't want to catch the chicken, but there was nothing she could do.
Often in the first event, it is the hardest for artists to get into shape, Zhong Guo is not in a hurry and observes the situation in the venue.
I saw that their steps were extremely restrained and their movements were extremely clumsy. The chickens jumped up and flew around, and the feathers all floated here. After 10 minutes, no one succeeded in catching them.
Old Wu laughed.
At first, Zhong Guo thought that Zhou Ren should be the focus of this variety show. After all, he is a refined, gentle, and even abstinent actor. If he is allowed to catch chickens, the scene should be very fun.
However, Zhou Ren was too reserved, and maintained his demeanor throughout the whole process. He would grasp, but he did not use too much force.It seems that this is a place where he miscalculated. Zhou Ren is used to big scenes and is calm. The punishment of starvation is nothing to him.
He will look at Luozhou next. Luozhou is also one of the points. He has a good reputation and is hardworking.
The most contrasting person is Chen Chen who Zhong Guo never expected.
In the whole field, he was the only one who completely ignored his image, peeking, blocking the way, swooping, kicking, and even staring at the chicken, trying to intimidate it with his eyes.
I saw him and the chicken staring at each other for 5 minutes. He felt that he had gained the trust of the chicken. As soon as he moved his feet, the chicken opened its wings and ran away with a "cuckoo cluck".
Chen Chen: "..."
He stared at it for a full circle before letting it go, and said to himself: "Forget it, find a kinder chicken."
interesting.
Zhong Guo took care of the photographer and focused on talking to Chen Chen.
He wasn't sure if Chen Chen was pretending or not. Chen Chen's previous style evaluation was indeed affectation, and he was also picky about narcissism. The standard attitude of participating in similar variety shows before was to sneer, dislike and not cooperate. He was added because of his favor, and he was originally intended to be a negative character, but he never expected that his performance was very pleasing.
But the real negative persona is Tian Miaomiao.
Tian Miaomiao is wearing a short skirt and high heels. If she is really willing to put down her body to catch chickens, this would have been a very visual scene. It can be funny, lively, and even complain. But she has been holding her skirt carefully Walking, looking disgusted, a chicken flew over, scared her to run to the side, touched the wall, and screamed at 180 decibels: "Oh my god! Chicken shit!!! I won't shoot!"
In fact, there is nothing wrong with being afraid of chickens and dirt, especially Tian Miaomiao is a woman, and any woman will understand her, but the way she expresses it is not very likable.If there is no improvement in the later stage, she is very likely to become the most complained person in this episode with Zhou Ren, Luozhou, and Chen Chen in such a strong contrast.
Zhong Guo also planned to observe the other Brother members who packed together with Chen Chen, but he saw a boy in black walking over with three chickens in each hand: "Six people, one for each person."
Zhong Guo: "???"
The little sister of the tour guide was also surprised: "Oh." Hurry up and take the chicken coop and install it.
Zhong Guo quickly took the information that Tian Yuan had given him earlier, and there were photos on it. The person who stretched out his hand and caught six chickens just now was called Li Jin, 22 years old, with a silent personality and great strength.
The staff member next to her was nympho: "My little brother is so handsome."
Catch the chicken without any effort, walk over with a blank face, and help your companions complete the task by the way, it is indeed lethal.
Zhong Guo laughed, the combination Tahara chose this time is really good.
It's just... Zhong Guo closed the information book, why didn't they help Chen Chen catch it?
The six people did not leave after completing the task. They leaned against the chicken pen, and their eyes were all focused on Chen Chen, who was bravely trying to catch the chicken without knowing that the other people had completed the task.
... Could it be that they want to watch Chen Chen catch a chicken?
"There are only 5 minutes left to catch the chicken, everyone get ready." The tour guide reminded loudly.At present, there are only three people left in the chicken farm—Zhou Ren, Luozhou, and Chen Chen.
Tian Miaomiao has abstained since touching the chicken feces, and has to go back to wash her hands and take a shower.
"The last minute!"
Cheng Pang went all out, and threw himself forward at this fat, fat chicken.
Did not pounce, ate mouth ashes, and the big fat chicken slipped away.
Alas, I'm so tired, I want to lie down wherever I fall, all chickens can overcome me, there is nothing fat that can't be solved with chickens.
Cheng Fatty was mourning, when suddenly the chicken who had been staring at him for a long time ran over quietly, its head moving around, as if wondering why he was lying on the ground.
"Cuckoo, cluck."
It was even so bold that it put its head close to Cheng Fat's face, trying to see something clearly.
Cheng Fat opened his mouth and bit the chicken's neck.
Early in the morning, the program team carrying the camera knocked on the door. Cheng Fatty was completely unprepared, and opened the door with a messy chicken head on his pillow, his face was blurred by the camera at close range.
The elder brother who was carrying the camera followed the whole process. Chen Chen has always been an image of exquisite literature and melancholy, but seeing him puffing and eating, people can no longer think of that weak and beautiful boy, but remind people of a lazy boy. Diligent little piggy.
Taking a close-up shot of the rice in Chen Chen's bowl, it's the first time I've seen someone who can eat plain rice so delicious.
Cheng Fat ate hard.
The cameraman asked, "Is it delicious?"
Fatty Cheng nodded: "It's delicious."
And he finished eating three times, two times and two divisions, with an intoxicated expression on his face, and touched his stomach.
The big cameraman asked, "Would you like another bowl?"
Cheng Fatty looked at the old woman, with hesitation, struggle and reluctance in his eyes, finally shook his head, clenched his fists and said very seriously: "No, if you want to eat chicken, you have to keep your stomach."
Brother Camera: "..."
Thinking so far, I couldn't bear to tell him that chicken is not so easy to eat.
Cheng Fatty returned the bowl to the grandmother, thanked him, and walked to the lobby.They had already started talking about food, and Cheng Fatty heard a key point as soon as he entered.
"The most important thing about being in love is not the result of being in love, but the process of being in love, that is, finding. This is why our program is named "Love of Food". Good food is not about eating, but about looking for it. Good food ingredients."
Seeing Cheng Fat walk in, Zhong Guo asked: "Chen Chen, do you know the ingredients for making drunken chicken?"
After all, Cheng Fatty has done his homework, and he couldn't hold back his heartbeat when he said it: "Fresh three-yellow chicken, wild vegetables, and screw meat must use local ingredients."
Zhong Guo: "Very good, you have done your homework well. Drunken chickens are only delicious if they are made from chickens raised by the farmers themselves. Therefore, the first step of our gourmet mission is to catch the chickens."
Fatty Cheng: "???"
The situation was developing in a direction that Cheng Fat didn't expect, Zhong Guo and Lao Wu took them to the chicken farm next door to the house, which was ready.Most of the chickens were locked in the pen, only a dozen fat hens strolled leisurely outside, making clucking sounds.
"The first stop of "Gourmet Love": Drunken Chicken. It needs three ingredients: three yellow chickens, wild vegetables, and screw meat. Only those who have found these three ingredients can have chickens to eat. It is now 54:11 in the morning. From one o'clock to 30:[-] will be your chicken catching time. Those who successfully catch the chicken will have lunch and can proceed to the next step - looking for mustard greens, and those who gather all three ingredients can eat The authentic drunken chicken. Those who cannot catch the chicken will not only not be able to eat lunch, but will have to repeat the process of catching the chicken until they succeed.” The tour guide explained the rules in detail.
Miss Sister: "There are twelve hens on the field, everyone can act, grab the chicken and come here, and successfully put it in the chicken coop is considered qualified. If you have any questions, you can start to ask."
Cheng Fatty raised his hand weakly: "Aren't we a food show? Isn't it enough to just eat?"
"No." The young lady was surprised, "The program team released the program guide in advance, along with the food map. It was just for fear of misunderstanding by the artists. As mentioned above, strictly speaking, "Gourmet Love" is not a food program, but a survival in the wild The main content of the program is to find food materials, and eating is the last step."
=mouth=
Big butthole!Big butthole!Cheng Fatty reacted angrily, Tian Yuan and Xiao Zhang didn't show him the guidebook at all, they only gave him a food map, and told him that this show has a lot of food!
Butthole!
No wonder they said "drunken chicken" and "mustard green group" at the time, and when they chose the route, no one raised their hands for drunk chicken. Cheng Fat was still very surprised. It turned out that they knew that drunk chicken was the most difficult!Looking for three kinds of food!
Damn, hateful ah ah ah ah ah!
Seeing that no one was asking any more questions, the tour guide glanced at her watch: "It's time now, everyone, get ready, there's only half an hour to catch chickens."
Zhou Ren asked: "Can I use tools?"
Miss tour guide: "No, you have to catch it yourself."
The yard was a hundred square meters, and Zhou Ren was the first to roll up his sleeves for those chickens that were agile and frisky.However, he didn't fall down after jumping forward twice. He was still a little scrupulous, so he didn't really touch it. He stood in the middle and pulled his tie.
Luozhou also set off, followed by Chen Chen.
Cheng Fatty has already done a good job of psychological construction, whether it is a cooked chicken or a lively chicken, if it can be eaten, it is a good chicken.
For delicious chicken, grab it!
Tian Miaomiao, who had been standing there for more than ten minutes, finally walked over. She really didn't want to catch the chicken, but there was nothing she could do.
Often in the first event, it is the hardest for artists to get into shape, Zhong Guo is not in a hurry and observes the situation in the venue.
I saw that their steps were extremely restrained and their movements were extremely clumsy. The chickens jumped up and flew around, and the feathers all floated here. After 10 minutes, no one succeeded in catching them.
Old Wu laughed.
At first, Zhong Guo thought that Zhou Ren should be the focus of this variety show. After all, he is a refined, gentle, and even abstinent actor. If he is allowed to catch chickens, the scene should be very fun.
However, Zhou Ren was too reserved, and maintained his demeanor throughout the whole process. He would grasp, but he did not use too much force.It seems that this is a place where he miscalculated. Zhou Ren is used to big scenes and is calm. The punishment of starvation is nothing to him.
He will look at Luozhou next. Luozhou is also one of the points. He has a good reputation and is hardworking.
The most contrasting person is Chen Chen who Zhong Guo never expected.
In the whole field, he was the only one who completely ignored his image, peeking, blocking the way, swooping, kicking, and even staring at the chicken, trying to intimidate it with his eyes.
I saw him and the chicken staring at each other for 5 minutes. He felt that he had gained the trust of the chicken. As soon as he moved his feet, the chicken opened its wings and ran away with a "cuckoo cluck".
Chen Chen: "..."
He stared at it for a full circle before letting it go, and said to himself: "Forget it, find a kinder chicken."
interesting.
Zhong Guo took care of the photographer and focused on talking to Chen Chen.
He wasn't sure if Chen Chen was pretending or not. Chen Chen's previous style evaluation was indeed affectation, and he was also picky about narcissism. The standard attitude of participating in similar variety shows before was to sneer, dislike and not cooperate. He was added because of his favor, and he was originally intended to be a negative character, but he never expected that his performance was very pleasing.
But the real negative persona is Tian Miaomiao.
Tian Miaomiao is wearing a short skirt and high heels. If she is really willing to put down her body to catch chickens, this would have been a very visual scene. It can be funny, lively, and even complain. But she has been holding her skirt carefully Walking, looking disgusted, a chicken flew over, scared her to run to the side, touched the wall, and screamed at 180 decibels: "Oh my god! Chicken shit!!! I won't shoot!"
In fact, there is nothing wrong with being afraid of chickens and dirt, especially Tian Miaomiao is a woman, and any woman will understand her, but the way she expresses it is not very likable.If there is no improvement in the later stage, she is very likely to become the most complained person in this episode with Zhou Ren, Luozhou, and Chen Chen in such a strong contrast.
Zhong Guo also planned to observe the other Brother members who packed together with Chen Chen, but he saw a boy in black walking over with three chickens in each hand: "Six people, one for each person."
Zhong Guo: "???"
The little sister of the tour guide was also surprised: "Oh." Hurry up and take the chicken coop and install it.
Zhong Guo quickly took the information that Tian Yuan had given him earlier, and there were photos on it. The person who stretched out his hand and caught six chickens just now was called Li Jin, 22 years old, with a silent personality and great strength.
The staff member next to her was nympho: "My little brother is so handsome."
Catch the chicken without any effort, walk over with a blank face, and help your companions complete the task by the way, it is indeed lethal.
Zhong Guo laughed, the combination Tahara chose this time is really good.
It's just... Zhong Guo closed the information book, why didn't they help Chen Chen catch it?
The six people did not leave after completing the task. They leaned against the chicken pen, and their eyes were all focused on Chen Chen, who was bravely trying to catch the chicken without knowing that the other people had completed the task.
... Could it be that they want to watch Chen Chen catch a chicken?
"There are only 5 minutes left to catch the chicken, everyone get ready." The tour guide reminded loudly.At present, there are only three people left in the chicken farm—Zhou Ren, Luozhou, and Chen Chen.
Tian Miaomiao has abstained since touching the chicken feces, and has to go back to wash her hands and take a shower.
"The last minute!"
Cheng Pang went all out, and threw himself forward at this fat, fat chicken.
Did not pounce, ate mouth ashes, and the big fat chicken slipped away.
Alas, I'm so tired, I want to lie down wherever I fall, all chickens can overcome me, there is nothing fat that can't be solved with chickens.
Cheng Fatty was mourning, when suddenly the chicken who had been staring at him for a long time ran over quietly, its head moving around, as if wondering why he was lying on the ground.
"Cuckoo, cluck."
It was even so bold that it put its head close to Cheng Fat's face, trying to see something clearly.
Cheng Fat opened his mouth and bit the chicken's neck.
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