Bai Yueguang was attacked by him [Quick Transmigration]

In a wing room in the Red Building, Lin Wan lazily half-lyed on the bed, crossing his legs indecently, and Yushuang standing beside him held a cup of wine in his hand, and gently handed it to him. lips.

Lin Wan gulped down the wine cup, his throat was full of acrid taste, and the people and scene in front of him seemed to be shaking in an instant.

The young men who sang the song were far away from them, they couldn't see what they were doing at all, and they didn't dare to raise their heads casually, so as not to disturb the good things of the master.

There was also a young man standing in front of the carved window, staring intently at the street outside the window, and would immediately report to His Highness if there was any disturbance.

"Your Highness, you must be drunk."

Yu Shuang hid his face and smiled, a trace of cunning flashed across his eyes, and the corners of his lips rose slightly as if he couldn't stop it.

"Ben...His Highness is not drunk." Lin Wan shook her head, stared at him dissatisfied with her lips pursed, her cheeks puffed up, and she muttered angrily, "Why are you dangling around? , His Highness, stand there and not move."

"The servant just stood there and didn't move at all, how could he dangle around?"

Yushuang chuckled and couldn't help teasing him.

Lin Wan's face was as white as a ripe apple, rosy in the inside.But his eyes were already blurred, but he still had a faint sense of reason.

I saw that the young man standing in front of the carved window ran towards the bed in a flustered expression. When he didn't pay attention, he fell to the ground and reported inarticulately: "His... Your Highness, there are a group of black clothes on the street. Guards, come straight to the direction of the red building."

"His Highness Ben asked you, is Chi Popsicle here?" Lin Wan straightened up instantly, his eyes were still a little blurred, but most of his alcohol had dissipated, and he couldn't help but let out a strange laugh .

Look at me this time, I can't kill him, hard and smelly popsicles.

[It's wrong to call others nicknames, stupid host. 】

The system pretends to be calm and complains about the host, but actually stays in the system space. It has already prepared fat house happy water, melon seeds and other snacks, ready to eat melons and watch the show.

"Dog system, don't you fucking nickname me???" Lin Wan frowned, and retorted expressionlessly, "Don't bother me, I'm busy."

The system found that it couldn't speak to the stupid host at all, so it simply stopped talking to him, and just kowtowed melon seeds and took a sip of Happy Fat House Water. Isn't it delicious?

"Back... Back to Your Highness, I didn't see Mrs. Chi's figure, but there seemed to be a sedan chair parked at the corner of the alley."

Xiao Guan's frail body shrank slightly, and he still chose to report the facts truthfully. He despised him very much in his heart, and only a weak waste like the Twelve Princes would not respect his mentor.

"My Highness knows, you all should step back first." Lin Wan half closed his eyes, and a smile could not help but appear on the corner of his mouth.Chi Bingzhuer must be hiding in the sedan chair, and will definitely come down to catch him later, so he can't miss the best time.

"Yes."

A few singing ditties stopped, and the young man who had just fallen to the ground also struggled to get up, leaned slightly towards him, turned around and left.

"Your Highness, my servant will take you to the backyard?" Yu Shuang changed the topic, and stared at him with a pair of tender peach blossom eyes, which seemed to be full of admiration.

"it is good."

Lin Wan just didn't know how to get to the backyard, and when he was struggling with how to speak, he saw him voluntarily raised it, and immediately agreed.

In the backyard, an abandoned swamp exudes a particularly unpleasant smell. The mud inside is like broken tofu, but there is no dirty garbage at all, and it looks very clean.

"Your Highness, this is a swamp." Yu Shuang stopped, looked at him slightly sideways, and asked with difficulty, "Are you really going to do that?"

Lin Wan ignored Yu Shuang, he quickened his pace and walked straight towards the swamp.He is very anxious, Chi Xi should be almost chasing him, hurry up, or it will be too late...

I saw that he jumped directly into the swamp, and the stinky mud spread all over his body immediately. He grabbed a large piece of mud and smeared his cheeks, and his arms and face were covered with mud.

The system stayed in the system space, and couldn't help sighing, the host is really a ruthless person, don't you think the swamp is dirty? ? ?

At this time, a group of guards in black surrounded the swamp, Lin Wan also came out of the swamp, and sat cross-legged in a comfortable mood. Yushuang, who was standing in the grass, disappeared instantly, and he was very surprised A little bit, but indifferently immersed in joy.

And the guard beside him, smelling the peculiar smell on his body, couldn't help but take a few steps back, as if avoiding the plague.

Suddenly, all the guards in black gave way to a spacious aisle, and saw Chi Xi wearing a dark black robe, with a green jade pendant around his waist, holding a slender bamboo stick in his right hand, staring at him with a frosty face. Looking at Lin Wan, she walked towards him unhurriedly.

"Chi Xi, why should I listen to you?!"

Lin Wan gave a cold snort of disdain, then stood up, his words were full of provocations to him.

The guards in black all around stared at him strangely, feeling sorry for him in their hearts. It seemed that His Highness would be severely punished by Chi Taifu after he returned to the mansion.

Chi Xi remained silent, and glanced at Lin Wan indifferently, as if he was like a clown.

"Are you fucking dumb?"

Lin Wan was furious immediately, couldn't help but stepped forward, grabbed Chi Xi's lapel with both hands, let out a furious roar, and glared at him not to be outdone.

[Ding—add two to the favorability, and the current favorability is negative 97. 】

[Ding—add two to the favorability, and the current favorability is negative 95. 】

[Ding—the favorability is reduced by one, and the current favorability is negative 96. 】

[Host, you are amazing. 】

The system looked at the little increase in favorability, praised #哥#儿#全#理# to reward the host, and the originally tense expression relaxed a little bit.

"Don't f*ck disturb me again."

Lin Wan looked at the system impatiently, and for a moment neglected that he was still tugging on Chi Xi's skirt.

There seemed to be a layer of frost between Chi Xi's eyebrows, and without changing his face, he opened Lin Wan's hands, raised the bamboo stick with his right hand, and slapped him neatly.

"You fucking plot against me."

Crystal clear tears overflowed from the corners of Lin Wan's eyes, he stepped back reflexively, and tightly covered his ass with both hands.

"Take off your outer robe." Chi Xi moved closer to Lin Wan, and frivolously lifted the horn belt around his waist with a bamboo stick, with a hint of threat in his words, "Otherwise, I don't mind, I will help you take it off with your own hands. "

"Ben...His Highness Ben takes off by himself."

Lin Wan's face was flushed, and she roared in a bravado, and her disgust towards him increased a bit. She didn't feel disgusted to death with this popsicle, but she still had to take off her coat in full view, so fucking annoying.

"I advise Your Highness, don't play any more tricks." Chi Xi showed a rare smile, but he didn't see it. He only listened to him change the subject, "So as not to suffer some flesh and blood."

Lin Wan shrank his neck, untied his belt slowly, and took off his robe that was stained with the smell of the swamp. He kept cursing Chi Xi in his heart, and was very dissatisfied with him.

[Stupid host, how do you feel? 】

【Ha ha ha ha······】

The system's originally suffocated laughter seemed unstoppable, mercilessly mocking its own host.

"Dog system, get the hell out of here."

Lin Wan was already in a bad mood, but he was even more irritable when he was ridiculed by the system.

And Chi Xi stood behind Lin Wan at some point, grabbed his lapel with his left hand, lifted him up easily, carried him on his shoulders simply and roughly, and left from the backyard of the red building expressionlessly.

When Lin Wan came to his senses, he struggled very hard, and suddenly he had a plan, took a lot of mud from his face, and smeared it all on Chi Xi's outer robe.

"Don't move."

Chi Xi frowned, and noticed that Lin Wan seemed to have smeared something dirty on his outer robe. He suppressed his nausea, and hit Lin Wan's buttocks again with a stick. Seeing that he had calmed down immediately, he continued to walk forward.

Lin Wan made a face at him, seeing that I'm sick of you, but this pool of popsicles hit me so damn hard, it hurt me to death, I hit me three times in total, and I will definitely get back the debt.

In the backyard of Wanhong Building, Yushuang jumped from the tree, watched them leave, and punched the hard tree trunk with a fist, bleeding bright red blood.

"Master, why didn't you stop Mrs. Chi?" The man in black came out from a hidden corner and asked in bewilderment.

"I didn't wear a veil to cover it up, and I couldn't face Chixi head-on."

Yu Shuang was very annoyed, and felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart, if...

"Master, are you afraid that Taifu Chi will recognize you and expose you?"

The man in black asked cautiously, the scars on the master's hands were quite shocking.

"It's not all, you go tell Mr. Gui, as long as he comes to save the red building, let someone go to the old place to inform me." Yushuang glanced at the man in black lightly, and ordered without changing his expression.

"Yes, the slave will leave." The man in black just tapped his toes and disappeared in place as soon as he finished speaking.

And Yushuang disappeared in the backyard of Wanhonglou without knowing when.

By the lotus pond of the mansion, Chi Xi threw Lin Wan, who was on his shoulders, into it, and left in a hurry, leaving two guards in black standing beside the willow tree, staring at him intently.

Lin Wan was drenched all over, and was forced to drink a few mouthfuls of water from the lotus pond. Fortunately, the water was relatively clear, and he could barely float on the surface. Looking at the guard in black standing beside the willow tree, this pond stream was absolutely It's his nemesis, what kind of shit? !

Throw Lao Tzu into the water and let them watch him.

At this moment, Chi Xi changed into a clean robe, stared at Lin Wan with disgust in his eyes, and a disdainful smile curled up on his lips.

He tiptoed lightly, lifted Lin Wan out of the lotus pond, and said in a low voice, "What a useless trash."

"I'm not trash."

Lin Wan refuted him weakly, carefully observing Chi Xi's expression, trembling a little pretending to be afraid.

Hey, I and you are at odds.

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, but I'm almost overwhelmed by my acting skills.

"Kneel down."

Chi Xi threw Lin Wan directly onto the uneven gravel road, and ordered him sharply.

Lin Wan sat directly on the ground, rubbing his ass that was so painful from the fall, and ignored Chi Xi's orders, so he couldn't help snorting, why do you make me kneel down, and I return him Damn, stop kneeling, what can you do to me.

Chi Xi took out a thorny twig from behind him, it was covered with sharp thorns, stared at him sullenly, and threatened calmly, "Your Highness, it's better to obey the minister's words, this thorny twig doesn't have eyes Yes, if you don't pay attention, your jade-smooth skin will be pierced."

Lin Wan was silenced and had no choice but to kneel down. She knew how to threaten Lao Tzu. If it wasn't for his ass being so uncomfortable, how could she suffer such humiliation.

"I want to ask Your Highness if you know your mistake?" Chi Xi stood beside Lin Wan and asked him calmly.

"Know...know what's wrong."

Lin Wan lowered his head, took advantage of Chi Xi's inattention, and quietly pinched his thigh. His eyes were scarlet immediately, and crystal clear tears slid down his cheeks to the ground.

"Really?" Chi Xi stared at Lin Wan playfully, only to hear him change the subject, "I think you didn't realize your mistake, why don't you punish Your Highness to kneel for three hours."

"Teacher Chi, I really know my mistake."

Lin Wan could bend and stretch, and he held on to Chi Xi's robe tightly with both hands.

"Why aren't you called Chi Xi and Chi Popsicle anymore?" Chi Xi frivolously raised Lin Wan's jaw, staring at him straight in the eyes, and narrated word by word, "Your Highness, you still call yourself Lao Tzu, and I still remember you very much." It's still new."

"I'm sorry..." Lin Wan gritted his teeth, pretending to apologize.

"I still remember that Your Highness said some unsightly swear words." Chi Xi frowned frivolously, observing Lin Wan's expression with a smile in his eyes, "So I think it is necessary for Your Highness to discipline Your Highness on your etiquette and upbringing." .”

Lin Wan knew that he couldn't escape, so he let go of the hands holding Chi Xi's robe neatly, and stood tall and straight under the sun.

This pool of popsicles definitely took the opportunity to take revenge on him, which shows how annoying it is.

I haven't settled with you yet? !

What a vengeance...