Does the big tiger want to suck?

When the class bell rang, Li Yi just stepped into the classroom with Bai Xiaohu.The classroom, which was gradually quiet with the ringing of the bell, became noisy again after seeing the unfamiliar face behind the head teacher.

Subconsciously, Bai Xiaohu wanted to bury his head in his chest, and almost grabbed the corner of his clothes with his hands.But it was controlled by him in time.

He promised grandma that if he wanted to live a happy and healthy life, he would not be as cowardly and withdrawn as before and be excluded by others.

Think about the official account he specially subscribed to, think about the ten pages of principles of life he excerpted, and think about that he is no longer a greasy big fat man.Bai Xiaohu said to himself, he is not what he used to be.

After cheering himself up in his heart, Bai Xiaohu tried his best to maintain a calm face, standing an arm's length away from Teacher Li with his chest up and shoulders down, his eyes downcast.

However, his ears were completely red, which stood out against Bai Xiaohu's fair face.

"Pfft, his ears are red, so cute."

"Curly, he is curly."

"This is a new breed, I never expected to see such a shy blue boy paper in Boya, hehe."

"I'll go, I thought only comics have such cute boys, I'm relieved."

"Buzzing" discussions were mixed together, Bai Xiaohu was so nervous that he lacked oxygen, his mind went blank, and he couldn't hear these voices at all.

"Students, be quiet." Li Yi clapped his hands, "Take up some time before class. A new classmate has transferred to our class today. Come, introduce yourself."

The people in the class looked at the boy next to the head teacher, and most of them had interest in their eyes, especially the eyes of a few girls, whose eyes were as bright as searchlights at night.

Although he had memorized the self-introduction he had prepared in advance, it was the first time he was watched by so many people, and Bai Xiaohu still felt his lips were dry, so he couldn't help sticking out his tongue and licking it: "Everyone... hiccup !"

A loud hiccup sounded throughout the class, and everyone was stunned.

Bai Xiaohu's eyes widened, and he stood on the stage as if struck by lightning, his face turned from pink to red at a speed visible to the naked eye.He opened his mouth to try to save him, but another loud "hiccup" came out.

"Hahahahahaha!"

I don't know who was the first who couldn't hold it back, one after another "puchi" and laughter formed a net and rushed towards Bai Xiaohu.

Bai Xiaohu has always hated his well-developed lacrimal glands. He felt that his eyes began to secrete fluid again, so he squeezed his fists tightly to hold back the tears, and looked at Li Yi for help. His dark eyes were watery like a Curly puppy.

Li Yi coughed lightly, clasped the table top of the podium, and said, "Okay, okay! Be quiet! Bai Xiaohu is inevitably nervous when he meets everyone for the first time. This is a normal stress response. Some people will Hiccup, what's so funny!"

As soon as Li Yi finished speaking, Bai Xiaohu shuddered again: "Hi!"

He covered his mouth in despair, and now his eyelashes were wet.

Not only did the laughter not stop, but even the blackboard was shaken.

Li Yi actually wanted to laugh, mainly because Bai Xiaohu's little appearance was so amused.She tried her best to suppress the corners of her mouth, and said to Bai Xiaohu, "You sit next to Fu Minge first."

Following Li Yi's fingers, Bai Xiaohu saw the second-to-last row by the window, a handsome boy with one hand on the table and the other on the back of the chair, sitting there with the legs of the chair tilted backwards, looking very carefree .After being named, he grinned and showed his big white teeth. He was a sunny boy.

"Thank you, my teacher, for allowing me to read with you."

Li Yi: "Don't be silly, you should take good care of your rare tablemate."

As everyone's attention shifted, Bai Xiaohu stopped hiccupping and walked towards Fu Mingge.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but as he walked through the aisle, some surprised and weird sights gradually focused on behind him.He couldn't help speeding up his pace, trotting to the side of the seat, and those gazes became more intense.

Fu Mingge sat near the side of the aisle, Bai Xiaohu stopped in front of him, and whispered: "Can I go in?"

As soon as the front legs of the upturned chair under Fu Mingge's buttocks fell to the floor, he didn't bother to stand up and just moved the chair back, leaving a barely passable empty path.

Bai Xiaohu looked embarrassed, his schoolbag was a bit big.

Fu Mingge tapped the space in front of him with his chin, and raised his eyebrows: "At the same table, with your small body, you must be able to get by."

Bai Xiaohu is not someone who can argue, they are in the penultimate row, and the two seats in the last row are empty, as if no one is sitting on them.But he didn't want to sit at the back, and he was also afraid that Fu Mingge would think that he was not willing to be his deskmate, so he just put his schoolbag on it first, thinking that it would be more convenient to get in this way.

"Hey, you can't touch these two." Fu Mingge said nervously, grabbed the schoolbag from Bai Xiaohu's hand and stuffed it into the desk bucket for him, "Come in."

"Ah? Oh..." Bai Xiaohu didn't know what was going on, but he still let Fu Mingge take his schoolbag honestly.He hesitated for a while, turned his back to face Minger and walked cautiously into the seat.

After sitting down, Bai Xiaohu breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled gratefully at Fu Minge.

Fu Mingge stared at Bai Xiaohu in surprise.

"?" Bai Xiaohu tilted his head, doubts appeared in his eyes.

Fu Mingge turned his face away, raised the textbook urn on the table and said in a loud voice: "It's all right, let's go to class."

Bai Xiaohu pursed his lips, obediently took out the English book and notes in class, thought for a while and put the books back in the drawer.

Seeing his movements from the corner of his eyes, Fu Mingge slumped his shoulders and asked, "New here, what are you doing?"

Bai Xiaohu: "Don't you want a quiz later?"

"!" Fu Mingge twitched his left eyebrow and stared, "Damn it, I forgot!"

Bai Xiaohu felt that his expression was very vivid, especially the eyebrow on the left side, it would dance with the expression when he spoke, and he couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face.Just at this time, the head teacher asked everyone to put away the textbooks and notes and start distributing the test papers.

Fu Mingge originally had a broken face, but suddenly his eyes lit up and looked at Bai Xiaohu, and leaned closer to him under the cover of the wall of books on the table: "Brother, aren't you new here, how do you know that today will be a quiz?" raised eyebrows, "Did the teacher tell you yesterday? I just asked you if you practiced immortality last night!?"

Bai Xiaohu is an honest child: "I also just found out."

Fu Mingge's right cheek fell back to the table with a "piaji", put his palms together on his chest, closed his eyes and showed a serene and Buddha-like expression.

The boy in front turned around and passed the test paper down. Seeing that Fu Mingge looked like he was about to die, he smiled unkindly: "Minggege, call me Shenghuang Ama, and I'll give it to you... huh."

Fu Mingge took the paper without raising his head: "Gewuen—get out, Benfu doesn't have a son like you."

The boy pursed his lips, his eyeballs slid to Bai Xiaohu: "We're new here, we'll meet again after class."

Bai Xiaohu was about to return the greeting with a smile, when Fu Mingge deliberately swept the test paper at the other person's face, and then pressed it to Bai Xiaohu's desktop: "Are you still taking the exam?"

"Quiet, write your name first after you get the paper, don't whisper!"

Fu Mingge raised his eyebrows: "Have you heard that? Don't whisper."

Not to be outdone, the boy said, "Don't kick my chair later."

"Fu Minge, Huang Ermeng!"

The two immediately became quiet as chickens.

Like a child, it feels like a good person.Bai Xiaohu thought to himself, and began to browse the test papers.

Ten vocabulary questions, five multiple-choice questions, the last five Chinese-to-English translations, and five English-to-Chinese translations, the time limit is 10 minutes, which is actually a bit tight.Bai Xiaohu solved the previous question in 5 minutes, but the translation question made him a little confused. Translation for the college entrance examination?Immediately felt a little helpless.

When Bai Xiaohu is nervous, he will have many problems, such as bowing his head and not looking at people, grabbing the hem of his clothes, hiccups and sweating in severe cases.

When he was 180 catties, he looked particularly greasy when he sweated.Even though he took a bath every morning and evening, others felt that he was covered in the sour smell of grease, so they pinched his nose and walked around.The more other people were like this, the more Bai Xiaohu was sweating profusely. The way he clumsily raised his hand to wipe his sweat and lowered his head to dodge it didn't make people feel pitiful, but rather disgusting and funny.

He felt that the students who sat nearby in junior high school were not entirely wrong. You are fat because you are at fault. Summer is already hot enough, and there is a moving pile of fat around you that is constantly exuding a greasy smell. It is you, you will like?

Now he is not so fat, but still likes to sweat.Bai Xiaohu quickly put down his pen and took a tissue from the drawer.

As soon as his hand left the table, Fu Mingge saw that his new deskmate had already started to do the translation questions. He suddenly felt that the Buddha's light was shining, and he was full of energy. The next second, he lowered his sitting posture, quickly positioned and scanned the corners of his eyes, and wrote like flying, " Brush, brush, brush" filled up his test paper.

After wiping off his sweat tremblingly, Bai Xiaohu didn't realize that he had been copied. He put the tissues away and continued to work on the questions.After Fu Mingge knew that his new deskmate might be a top student, he sat up straight and took advantage of his height to see Bai Xiaohu's answer at a glance.

He still remembered that he didn't copy all of them, and he was very happy.

Bai Xiaohu finally finished writing before closing the papers. Although he felt that there would be some mistakes in the translation questions, the score should not be too low.

A class passed quickly, and as soon as the class teacher left the classroom, Huang Ermeng stood up and turned around and pressed his hands on the wall of Fu Mingge's books: "Something's wrong, Mingegge, you didn't kick my chair?"

"Look at you, if Dad doesn't kick you for a day, you're afraid that Dad won't love you anymore?" Fu Mingge was at a time when he was proud of his life, he leaned on the back of the chair, put his hands on his chest, raised his chin and snorted coldly.

Huang Ermeng looked at him suspiciously, and turned his eyes to Bai Xiaohu: "I don't know your name yet? Let me introduce myself first. My name is Huang Ermeng. I am full of yellow sand..."

"Yellow is yellow, hormone is hormone." Fu Mingge disrupted the situation, "Huang is yellow, and the sky is full of yellow sand."

Huang Ermeng regarded him as the background music: "Everyone calls me Huang Ama, and you can call me that too."

Bai Xiaohu smiled shyly: "My name is very common, it's called Bai Xiaohu."

"Is it Cerebellar Axe?" Huang Ermeng's deskmate also turned around, "So cute~ My name is Anyuelou, you can call me Loulou~"

"Hmm...Okay." Bai Xiaohu was a little hesitant, Huang Ermeng's deskmate was a very beautiful boy, and he spoke a little coquettishly, that is...mother, but Bai Xiaohu didn't dare to think about him in his heart, but Fu Mingge disliked him Said: "Miss Lou, is your tongue swollen by hormones, and you can't speak straight?"

"Then help me take a look." Anyuelou sneered suddenly, and stuck out a small pink tip of his tongue as he spoke.

Fu Mingge shivered, and said to Huang Ermeng, "Take care of your queen."

"What are you talking about? No big or small, why did you talk to your mother-in-law?" Huang Ermeng sneered, remembering the suspicion just now, and continued to ask Bai Xiaohu, "Xiaohu, do you think the question just now is difficult?"

Fu Minge's character is so spirited, when he heard the words, he grabbed Bai Xiaohu and said, "I'm in a hurry to urinate, come with me, and Ben Fu will show you the way."

Huang Ermeng looked at the two people who disappeared quickly, and finally knew why Fu Mingge didn't kick his chair.

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Thanks to Mr. Fat Rou and Ai Suzhi for the landmines~

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