The so-called class A

It was already past six o'clock, but the sun was extremely vicious, as if deliberately trying to antagonize this group of students who were exhausted from running.

The smell of perfume on the young man's body has dissipated with the wind unconsciously.

After running the damn five laps, the old man became even less human. He asked them to warm up on the spot and then started the push-up exercise.

"Don't be so sad," Ti Lao whistled, "Get ready, the first row of girls comes out."

But girls are better than boys. Girls can do ten push-ups, and boys can do at least twenty.

There happened to be Cai Yingying in the first row of girls, and when seeing Cai Yingying also came out, Shao Zhouyi couldn't hold back his tongue and teased: "The girls in the first row come out, Yingying, why are you joining in the fun?"

A group of boys behind suddenly laughed together.

Cai, who was often ridiculed for not being a girl, wanted to swear at others, but when he saw the physical education teacher's hand about to clean up Shao Zhouyi, he silently chose to shut up.

"Come on," Ti Lao pointed to Shao Zhouyi, "come out and do push-ups with them."

"Hahahahahaha - you owe it on Monday!"

Shao Zhouyi looked like he was about to cry, so he had no choice but to enter the first row of girls.

At a glance, among the girls with ponytails, Shao Zhouyi didn't feel any disobedience.

"Shen Ke," Yi Guo looked straight ahead solemnly, "I don't think your height is too tall among those girls."

Shen Ke gritted his teeth: "Why do you pay so much attention to my height? Besides, am I short? Very short?"

He heard Yi Guo snort, and after a while, his head was snapped by Yi Guo.

Shen Ke's head just touched Yi Guo's shoulder.

"Aren't you short?" Yi Guo tried not to laugh, "Aren't you 1.7 meters five?"

Shen Ke slapped him on the hand: "I'm sick."

I don't know when, Yi Guo suddenly fell in love with rubbing Shen Ke's head.

It felt like rubbing a child, which was great.

"Can you move your hand away?" Shen Ke wanted to cry but had no tears, "You can't do it...you often rub your sister's head? Is this the aftereffect of rubbing your head???"

"No," Yi Guo smiled, "I just think it's fun to rub the little dwarf's head."

The girls in the third row of push-ups had already done the push-ups. The other girls rested aside after finishing the push-ups. Only Shao Zhouyi was still doing push-ups.

Shen Ke clicked his tongue: "Who are you calling short? The big fool next door?"

"Just say you, little dwarf." Yi Guo said meanly.

The two of them hurt each other for at least 3 minutes with one talking about "little guy" and the other saying "the big fool next door".

After the whole class has finished devil push-ups and 5 minutes of high leg raises, they can move freely.

Perhaps it was because of not exercising for too long that a group of people got down on the ground and wailed dissatisfiedly.

"I suddenly envy Fan Siyu..."

"It's better to write psychology in the classroom!"

"I want to take math class! I want to take Chinese class! I want to be a good student! I don't go to physical education anymore. Physical education is terrible..."

Yi Guo was still mocking Shen Ke endlessly, but he didn't realize that this man was already unhappy.

Sure enough, straight men are the deadliest.

Shen Ke is a person who likes to write his emotions on his face. Generally, when someone provokes him, he will quickly notice the change of this person's face.But Yi Guo seemed to have no feelings, and didn't notice that this person didn't want to talk at all.

"That's why," Yi Guo was still eloquent, "If you don't grow tall, you need to grow more..."

"You're more or less enough." The smile on Shen Ke's face was no longer there.

Yi Guo finally realized that Shen Ke was unhappy.

"I'm sorry," Yi Guo rubbed Shen Ke's head subconsciously, "You're not very short, actually, 1.7 meters five...you should be."

Shen Ke clicked his tongue, and shook off Yi Guo's hand: "I can't be as tall as I want, if I can, I can fucking grow [-] meters."

It's over, it's messed up.

Seeing that there were less than ten minutes to go to class, Yi Guo went to the convenience store in the cafeteria to buy an ice cream in order to coax this person early.

"Here," Yi Guo said, "I apologize to you, don't be angry."

Shen Ke wasn't really angry at first, and was about to take the ice cream and make up with Gianaiyi, when he suddenly noticed the name of the ice cream packaging bag.

"Easy."

"what?"

Shen Ke pushed away the ice cream named "Tall Man": "You'd better eat it by yourself, you are the tall man."

Seeing Shen Ke going further and further away and the tall ice cream in his hand, Yi Guo was at a loss.

"No," Yi Guo immediately chased after him, "I spent huge sums of money to buy ice cream for you, why are you so angry! My sister is not as stingy as you are!"

"You are generous, you are generous." Shen Ke didn't turn his head.

Yi Guo ran to Shen Ke's side: "I'll tell you a melon, Chen Shang's."

Shen Ke's eyes lit up at once, everyone is a person who loves to eat melons: "What?"

Yi Guo stuffed the ice cream into Shen Ke's hand: "I won't tell you if you're angry."

Shen Ke clicked his tongue, tore off the ice cream packaging bag and threw it into the trash can, and then threw the cheap ice cream into his mouth: "Don't be angry, just say it."

He was about to listen carefully to the melon about Chen Shang, when Yi Guo suddenly ran away: "Just don't get angry! Go back to the classroom."

Shen Ke: "Your sister..."

This is the second time being played by Yi Guo.

The small notebook of vengeance has been written.

He had no choice but to walk into the teaching building when he met You Yu who was elusive at the stairs.

Shen Ke forgot that he still had an ice cream in his mouth and that the class rules stipulated that snacks are not allowed during school and get out of class: "Squid... Hello, Teacher You."

You Yu smiled: "Okay, hand over the psychoanalysis manual to my office tomorrow."

Shen Ke: "..."

The smile on someone's face disappeared.

It's easy, you're done.

He returned to the classroom aggressively, and before he entered the classroom door, he was thinking about what kind of posture he would use to beat Yi later.

The classroom is very lively, and it is completely different from the push-ups just now.

Fan Siyu was isolated from the world, automatically blocked the noise, and devoted himself to writing the psychoanalysis manual.

If Shen Ke didn't know him, he would definitely think that Fan Siyu was very quiet, he was a handsome guy with both learning and good looks.But when Fan Siyu raised his head and smirked at Shen Ke, this feeling disappeared instantly.

Fan Siyu, can you be more handsome for a few seconds?

At this time, Guaiguaiyi still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and was still happily discussing the newly launched game skin with Yang Shu.

But when Shen Ke sat on the seat and stared at him blankly, that inexplicable sense of oppression suddenly came up...

"What's wrong?" Yi Guo coughed lightly, breaking the embarrassing tranquility.

Yang Shu was still croaking about how ugly his skin was this time: "Let me tell you, it costs more than 100 yuan for that thing, and I'll give it to me... I'll be reluctant to take it if I give it to me."

"Go over." Shen Ke said to Yang Shu.

The lovely Yang Shu didn't know what happened to these two friends, but obediently moved to Fan Siyu's side.

Yi Guo: "..."

Feel bad!This man has flames on his head!

Shen Ke grabbed Yi Guo's school uniform collar and pulled the person in front of him: "Do you know that your broken ice cream killed me?"

Yi Guo rolled his eyes: "Ah...the ice cream has expired? Is it poisonous?"

Guaiguaiyi's brain circuit is simply the eighteen bends of the mountain road. Even he himself did not expect that he could associate the ice cream from the expiry date to the fact that the ice cream was made by aliens.

Shen Ke pulled him in a little further, and he didn't let go until their foreheads were almost touching: "Squid caught me straight, because of your broken ice cream, I'm going to write about psychology tonight. "

Although Shen Ke was particularly sad, Yi Guo still couldn't help laughing out loud.

"You can still laugh?" Shen Ke said in disbelief.

Outside the window, the sun had already hidden in the clouds, and from time to time, a few unknown birds could be seen flying around each other.

The No. [-] Middle School is next to the Crystal Square, and their building is just behind the Waterscape Square. The square may be undergoing a second renovation these days, and the noise from the electric drill is indeed a bit disturbing.

Before Yi Guo had time to quibble, a "click" attracted the attention of the two of them.

The two of them stared at Cai Yingying who was holding a mobile phone at the side: "..."

"Grass, forgot to turn on mute..."

She threw her phone into her school uniform pocket, trying to pretend nothing happened.

Several people were silent together for a long time.

Fan Siyu stopped the pen in his hand, and started teasing mode: "Yo, isn't the Yingying male god Yimou? Why, give up Yimou now?"

Yang Shu had the right to speak, and immediately interjected: "Don't say that, Brother Yi doesn't engage in homosexuality. Yingying, you should hurry up and find a girlfriend someday."

When Fan Siyu heard this, he laughed so much that he stopped writing the psychoanalysis manual: "My God, hahahaha, you are still good at connotation!"

The two laughed together, and finally Cai Yingying punched them hard to shut them up.

Shen Ke sighed and gave up.

"Isn't it..."

Shen Ke made an interrupting gesture: "Don't, don't be sorry, I'm already angry."

A serious apology is definitely not going to work, Yi Guo turned on his phone and logged into the omnipotent Baidu.

"The child is angry...how should I apologize..." Yi Guo read out word by word while typing on the keyboard on the phone screen.

Shen Ke: "???"

After finding the answer he wanted, Yi Guo cleared his throat and picked the first sentence on the homepage.

"One day," Yi Guo read the words on the phone screen very seriously, "a group of ducklings lined up on the side of the road, but this group of ducklings couldn't be aligned. The duckling standing at the end was very anxious and busy. Said, puff hahaha...'No duck! No duck!' Hahahahaha!"

Shen Ke curled his lips expressionlessly: "Hahaha."

Yi Guo's laugh point is extremely low, this sentence really made him laugh.

But it's not the way to be happy by yourself, the real thing is to make the little guy in front of you happy. His bony fingers flicked on the phone screen again, trying to find another more reliable apology sentence.

Shen Ke was speechless, and grabbed Yi Guo's hand that was searching hard: "I think you should help me write the psychoanalysis manual for me, and I won't be angry with you."

The author has something to say: Baidu: Are you going to provoke others to blame me?

Yi Guo: I don't care, you have to give me an explanation for today's matter

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