The so-called class A
Chapter 31 Discounts... How about you come here in person?
The bottom of the pot was still steaming, and Shen Ke was sitting opposite the person who was as serious about eating as he was playing games.Because the pot was still smoking, Shen Ke could only pretend to glance at Yi Kuo unintentionally.
Damn, why does this man look more and more handsome.
He was in a daze when he was suddenly frightened by the ringing of his mobile phone.
Because the two of them are the same phone model, even the phone cases are exactly the same, and the two phones are placed together.Shen Ke subconsciously picked up the calling phone and pressed the connect button.
Caller ID - Mom.
"Hello, Mom?" Shen Ke said, "I'll be back in a while."
The other end of the phone froze and didn't speak.
Thinking of his mother being bullied by a shameless monster a month ago, Shen Ke became inexplicably worried, and he hurriedly shouted: "Mom, what's wrong?"
Still no one answered, Shen Ke was about to say something when the other party suddenly hung up the phone.
When returning to the main screen, Shen Ke understood what social death is.
The screen saver is the girl with a smile on her face, to put it simply, it is Yi Lai.
So the phone call just now was from Yi's mother to Yi Guo...
The same damn phone and the same phone case!
Shen Ke was thinking whether to call his mother back, and his mother called back again.
He handed the mobile phone to Yi Guo, but the man had both hands empty, so Shen Ke simply turned on the speakerphone for him.
"Hello, Mom?" Yi Guo said, "What's wrong?"
A voice finally came from the other end of the phone: "Son, I made a wrong call just now, so I said why did your voice become so childish?"
Yi Guo frowned, and after a while, he looked up at Shen Ke.
Shen Kete was embarrassed, but it could be clearly seen from his eyebrows that this person wanted to ask: Why am I so childish when I speak? ? ?
Shen Ke had nothing to say, so he could only eat the food in the bowl in a muffled voice.
"Shen Ke answered the call just now," Yi Guo said with an embarrassed smile, "Did you not give me a note on the phone? Do you think you made a mistake?"
Mother Yi clicked her tongue: "Is this the point? How long will you be back? Your dear sister asked you to bring her a cup of milk tea. You know the taste. That's it, hang up."
Before Yi Guo could make a sound, his mother hung up the phone.
Neither of them spoke, but Yi Guo had a strong feeling, and Shen Ke was holding back his laughter.
In the end, he still couldn't hold back, and laughed directly: "Hahahaha... Yi Guo, can I ask you a question?"
Yi Guo: "Huh?"
Shen Ke fed the peeled shrimp into Yi Guo's mouth, and asked kindly, "Are you born to your mother?"
This question is embarrassing.
You say no, Yiguo does have a paternity test, as for why a paternity test is required... obediently Yi Yi refuses to say.
You say yes, with what the fuck said just now, Yi Guo even suspects that only his dear sister is his own, and he gave it as a phone bill.
People who treat you well may not necessarily be related to you by blood, but people who are related to you by blood may not necessarily treat you well.
Yi Guo reciprocated, and stuffed the prawns he had just peeled into Shen Ke's mouth: "Eat more, otherwise people will say that you sound like a baby if you are not tall."
The two fed each other, and neither of them was idle.
There was a burst of discussion in the hot pot restaurant.
At the end when they were about to check out, the waiter sister who was the first to serve them suddenly ran over: "Little brother, if you take a photo of a couple dining in our store today, you can get a [-]% discount, only for today. "
The two looked puzzled, and before they could say "No, we're not a couple", the waiter's sister had already raised her mobile phone.
"How about..." Yi Guo coughed lightly, "Just take a picture, I don't think it's a big problem..."
After all, it is easy to treat guests, and it would be great if it can be cheap.Just take a picture...it's really not a big problem.
"Okay." Shen Ke said.
The sister of the waiter burst into joy: "That brother, lean closer to him..."
Shen Ke suddenly felt a little regretful, but he still did as he did, reluctantly leaning a little closer to Yi Guo.
"Well," the waitress sister swallowed, "Can that little brother, um, just kiss your partner?"
Shen Ke was shocked and almost yelled at him on the spot.But before he realized it, he felt a peck on his face.
Several younger waitress sisters all leaned over, screaming at them with a smile on their faces.
The sister who took the photo was caught by several people and asked for the photo: "Xiao Yi, send me the photo! Ahh!"
"Xiaoyi, send me the photo now, and I'll ask the boss to raise your salary later!"
Shen Ke was at a loss, as if he was frozen.
Yi Guo seemed as if nothing had happened, and walked to Xiao Yi with a smile on his face: "Remember the [-]% discount."
All the older sisters squeezed over: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Yi Guo waved his hand to signal that there was no need, and turned his head to stare at Shen Ke who looked puzzled: "Let's go."
Only now did Shen Ke come to his senses, while rubbing his face fiercely, he ran over and slapped him: "Yi Guo! Your sister!"
It's obviously a normal fight, but Xiao Yi, who watched Yi Guo and gave Shen Ke a mouthful, said in his heart: mmp!This proper young couple is flirting and cursing!
At the end of the checkout, Yi Guo really only spent more than 30 yuan.
When they walked out of the shop, they realized that there was no promotion for couples to take pictures at [-]% off in this shop, but Xiaoyi was the daughter of the owner of the hotpot restaurant...
The autumn wind at night blows on the two teenagers, and it also blows away the unhappiness of the teenagers for a day.
Walking to the end of Shuyuan Street, Shen Ke was still rubbing his slapped right cheek vigorously.
Those who didn't know thought that some pig gave him this Chinese cabbage.
"...It's not necessary," Yi Guo wiped off his cold sweat, "I just pecked lightly, but I didn't even kiss you."
Shen Ke wanted to cry but had no tears: "You don't understand...you ruined the innocence of my life..."
In the end, he almost hit your chest with a small fist while "beeping".
But after all, Shen Ke couldn't do such a disgusting thing.
But think about it, today they did make money.
The hot pot of more than 100 yuan was only given to more than [-] yuan in the end. Isn't this equivalent to eating a hot pot meal at the academy with the money spent on eating Malatang in the academy?
"Okay, okay," Yi Guo rubbed Shen Ke's head, "Don't make trouble."
Shen Ke pushed him away: "You stay away from me..."
—— Baji sequelae.
Yi Guo refused to accept it, so he wanted to hook Shen Ke over and embrace him in his arms: "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that I will fall in love with you?"
The person in the arms didn't speak, just wanted to cry up to the sky: I beg you not to fall in love with me!
The autumn wind and the moon followed them, and the streetlights elongated their shadows.
"Easy."
"Ok?"
Shen Ke tried to break Yi Guo's arm: "Stay away from me..."
"I don't."
Are you still arrogant? !
In the end, Shen Ke broke free from this man's clutches on the grounds that he wanted to buy milk tea for Yi Lai.
Even the milk tea straws are heart-shaped.
I don't know since when, the two of them have been inseparable.
Shen Ke took out his mobile phone and turned to Yi Guo's Wechat before he was caught by the idiot Yi Guo and transferred 20 yuan to him.
"What are you doing?" Yi Guo frowned.
Shen Ke sighed: "AA, I don't know how much you gave, so I transferred twenty to you. So how do you pay me back for the kiss you gave me?"
Yi Guo was holding the milk tea, but did not accept the 20 yuan transferred from Shen Ke: "How about...you come back with a kiss?"
Sure enough, I am obedient and easy to do business.
Upon hearing this, Shen Ke frowned like a cat: "Get out of here! Don't have wrong thoughts about me!"
This person's hair really stood on end, which shocked the boy next to him.
Yi Guo subconsciously wanted to rub Shen Ke's head, but was brought back to reality by a slap.
"Did you become a cat in your last life? This is the first time I saw a person with fried hair." Yi Guo rubbed his palm that was red by Shen Ke.
Shen Ke didn't want to talk, he just wanted to enjoy the evening breeze.
But the man was still talking nonsense.
In fact, he was not angry after being slapped by Yi Guo. Instead, he felt... "Isn't this normal behavior?"
But being bashed depends on who the other party is.
If the other party was ugly and naive, not tall and had no money in his pocket, Shen Ke would probably have already started a fight with him.
But for a school grass-level person like Yi Guo, even if he is also a man, he is not very stimulated.
Maybe it was just because both of them were men, Shen Ke didn't have a big reaction; or maybe it was because both of them happened to be men, Shen Ke somehow didn't know how to express his feelings.
Maybe I have been in contact with Jiangyu travel a lot in the past few days, and even I am talking about it all day long.
A few days ago, Shen Ke felt that a school girl in Gao Yi was very cute, and she was more aesthetically pleasing, so it was absolutely impossible for him, Shen Ke, to bend over!
Because it was relatively late, and their house was relatively remote, even if the two of them were walking on the main road, no car passed by.
Several street lamps were broken, and the remaining five street lamps gave off a dim yellow light that was neither strong nor weak.
Looking up from here, you can see their house, Yi Guo’s house lights are all turned on, no matter the living room or the kitchen.Shen Ke subconsciously glanced upstairs, even though he knew that no one was at home and the lights would not be turned on.
After so long in autumn, they can still hear cicadas singing.
The moon quietly sent them home.
The cicadas chirped very quietly, probably due to their tenacious vitality. The few cicadas that survived until now were hiding in the trees and singing cautiously.
But what's the point of that, it's going to die again soon after.
Dissatisfied with the fact that life is too short?
In the past few days, the sensor lights in their corridors have always had problems. They either turn on and then turn off, or turn on without turning on.
Shen Ke has been afraid of the dark since he was a child, so he was holding a flashlight, but unexpectedly, this idiot Yi Guo came to scare him on purpose.
"Wait a minute, there is someone behind you." Yi Guo said strangely.
Shen Ke pretended to be calm, but after a while, he couldn't help holding Yi Guo's hand.
The author has something to say: Shen Ke: I am not clean anymore.
Yi Guo: I am not a hooligan.
感谢在2021-08-3004:48:35~2021-08-3100:44:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Yiming;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Verlaine; 2 bottles of ginkgo;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Damn, why does this man look more and more handsome.
He was in a daze when he was suddenly frightened by the ringing of his mobile phone.
Because the two of them are the same phone model, even the phone cases are exactly the same, and the two phones are placed together.Shen Ke subconsciously picked up the calling phone and pressed the connect button.
Caller ID - Mom.
"Hello, Mom?" Shen Ke said, "I'll be back in a while."
The other end of the phone froze and didn't speak.
Thinking of his mother being bullied by a shameless monster a month ago, Shen Ke became inexplicably worried, and he hurriedly shouted: "Mom, what's wrong?"
Still no one answered, Shen Ke was about to say something when the other party suddenly hung up the phone.
When returning to the main screen, Shen Ke understood what social death is.
The screen saver is the girl with a smile on her face, to put it simply, it is Yi Lai.
So the phone call just now was from Yi's mother to Yi Guo...
The same damn phone and the same phone case!
Shen Ke was thinking whether to call his mother back, and his mother called back again.
He handed the mobile phone to Yi Guo, but the man had both hands empty, so Shen Ke simply turned on the speakerphone for him.
"Hello, Mom?" Yi Guo said, "What's wrong?"
A voice finally came from the other end of the phone: "Son, I made a wrong call just now, so I said why did your voice become so childish?"
Yi Guo frowned, and after a while, he looked up at Shen Ke.
Shen Kete was embarrassed, but it could be clearly seen from his eyebrows that this person wanted to ask: Why am I so childish when I speak? ? ?
Shen Ke had nothing to say, so he could only eat the food in the bowl in a muffled voice.
"Shen Ke answered the call just now," Yi Guo said with an embarrassed smile, "Did you not give me a note on the phone? Do you think you made a mistake?"
Mother Yi clicked her tongue: "Is this the point? How long will you be back? Your dear sister asked you to bring her a cup of milk tea. You know the taste. That's it, hang up."
Before Yi Guo could make a sound, his mother hung up the phone.
Neither of them spoke, but Yi Guo had a strong feeling, and Shen Ke was holding back his laughter.
In the end, he still couldn't hold back, and laughed directly: "Hahahaha... Yi Guo, can I ask you a question?"
Yi Guo: "Huh?"
Shen Ke fed the peeled shrimp into Yi Guo's mouth, and asked kindly, "Are you born to your mother?"
This question is embarrassing.
You say no, Yiguo does have a paternity test, as for why a paternity test is required... obediently Yi Yi refuses to say.
You say yes, with what the fuck said just now, Yi Guo even suspects that only his dear sister is his own, and he gave it as a phone bill.
People who treat you well may not necessarily be related to you by blood, but people who are related to you by blood may not necessarily treat you well.
Yi Guo reciprocated, and stuffed the prawns he had just peeled into Shen Ke's mouth: "Eat more, otherwise people will say that you sound like a baby if you are not tall."
The two fed each other, and neither of them was idle.
There was a burst of discussion in the hot pot restaurant.
At the end when they were about to check out, the waiter sister who was the first to serve them suddenly ran over: "Little brother, if you take a photo of a couple dining in our store today, you can get a [-]% discount, only for today. "
The two looked puzzled, and before they could say "No, we're not a couple", the waiter's sister had already raised her mobile phone.
"How about..." Yi Guo coughed lightly, "Just take a picture, I don't think it's a big problem..."
After all, it is easy to treat guests, and it would be great if it can be cheap.Just take a picture...it's really not a big problem.
"Okay." Shen Ke said.
The sister of the waiter burst into joy: "That brother, lean closer to him..."
Shen Ke suddenly felt a little regretful, but he still did as he did, reluctantly leaning a little closer to Yi Guo.
"Well," the waitress sister swallowed, "Can that little brother, um, just kiss your partner?"
Shen Ke was shocked and almost yelled at him on the spot.But before he realized it, he felt a peck on his face.
Several younger waitress sisters all leaned over, screaming at them with a smile on their faces.
The sister who took the photo was caught by several people and asked for the photo: "Xiao Yi, send me the photo! Ahh!"
"Xiaoyi, send me the photo now, and I'll ask the boss to raise your salary later!"
Shen Ke was at a loss, as if he was frozen.
Yi Guo seemed as if nothing had happened, and walked to Xiao Yi with a smile on his face: "Remember the [-]% discount."
All the older sisters squeezed over: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Yi Guo waved his hand to signal that there was no need, and turned his head to stare at Shen Ke who looked puzzled: "Let's go."
Only now did Shen Ke come to his senses, while rubbing his face fiercely, he ran over and slapped him: "Yi Guo! Your sister!"
It's obviously a normal fight, but Xiao Yi, who watched Yi Guo and gave Shen Ke a mouthful, said in his heart: mmp!This proper young couple is flirting and cursing!
At the end of the checkout, Yi Guo really only spent more than 30 yuan.
When they walked out of the shop, they realized that there was no promotion for couples to take pictures at [-]% off in this shop, but Xiaoyi was the daughter of the owner of the hotpot restaurant...
The autumn wind at night blows on the two teenagers, and it also blows away the unhappiness of the teenagers for a day.
Walking to the end of Shuyuan Street, Shen Ke was still rubbing his slapped right cheek vigorously.
Those who didn't know thought that some pig gave him this Chinese cabbage.
"...It's not necessary," Yi Guo wiped off his cold sweat, "I just pecked lightly, but I didn't even kiss you."
Shen Ke wanted to cry but had no tears: "You don't understand...you ruined the innocence of my life..."
In the end, he almost hit your chest with a small fist while "beeping".
But after all, Shen Ke couldn't do such a disgusting thing.
But think about it, today they did make money.
The hot pot of more than 100 yuan was only given to more than [-] yuan in the end. Isn't this equivalent to eating a hot pot meal at the academy with the money spent on eating Malatang in the academy?
"Okay, okay," Yi Guo rubbed Shen Ke's head, "Don't make trouble."
Shen Ke pushed him away: "You stay away from me..."
—— Baji sequelae.
Yi Guo refused to accept it, so he wanted to hook Shen Ke over and embrace him in his arms: "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that I will fall in love with you?"
The person in the arms didn't speak, just wanted to cry up to the sky: I beg you not to fall in love with me!
The autumn wind and the moon followed them, and the streetlights elongated their shadows.
"Easy."
"Ok?"
Shen Ke tried to break Yi Guo's arm: "Stay away from me..."
"I don't."
Are you still arrogant? !
In the end, Shen Ke broke free from this man's clutches on the grounds that he wanted to buy milk tea for Yi Lai.
Even the milk tea straws are heart-shaped.
I don't know since when, the two of them have been inseparable.
Shen Ke took out his mobile phone and turned to Yi Guo's Wechat before he was caught by the idiot Yi Guo and transferred 20 yuan to him.
"What are you doing?" Yi Guo frowned.
Shen Ke sighed: "AA, I don't know how much you gave, so I transferred twenty to you. So how do you pay me back for the kiss you gave me?"
Yi Guo was holding the milk tea, but did not accept the 20 yuan transferred from Shen Ke: "How about...you come back with a kiss?"
Sure enough, I am obedient and easy to do business.
Upon hearing this, Shen Ke frowned like a cat: "Get out of here! Don't have wrong thoughts about me!"
This person's hair really stood on end, which shocked the boy next to him.
Yi Guo subconsciously wanted to rub Shen Ke's head, but was brought back to reality by a slap.
"Did you become a cat in your last life? This is the first time I saw a person with fried hair." Yi Guo rubbed his palm that was red by Shen Ke.
Shen Ke didn't want to talk, he just wanted to enjoy the evening breeze.
But the man was still talking nonsense.
In fact, he was not angry after being slapped by Yi Guo. Instead, he felt... "Isn't this normal behavior?"
But being bashed depends on who the other party is.
If the other party was ugly and naive, not tall and had no money in his pocket, Shen Ke would probably have already started a fight with him.
But for a school grass-level person like Yi Guo, even if he is also a man, he is not very stimulated.
Maybe it was just because both of them were men, Shen Ke didn't have a big reaction; or maybe it was because both of them happened to be men, Shen Ke somehow didn't know how to express his feelings.
Maybe I have been in contact with Jiangyu travel a lot in the past few days, and even I am talking about it all day long.
A few days ago, Shen Ke felt that a school girl in Gao Yi was very cute, and she was more aesthetically pleasing, so it was absolutely impossible for him, Shen Ke, to bend over!
Because it was relatively late, and their house was relatively remote, even if the two of them were walking on the main road, no car passed by.
Several street lamps were broken, and the remaining five street lamps gave off a dim yellow light that was neither strong nor weak.
Looking up from here, you can see their house, Yi Guo’s house lights are all turned on, no matter the living room or the kitchen.Shen Ke subconsciously glanced upstairs, even though he knew that no one was at home and the lights would not be turned on.
After so long in autumn, they can still hear cicadas singing.
The moon quietly sent them home.
The cicadas chirped very quietly, probably due to their tenacious vitality. The few cicadas that survived until now were hiding in the trees and singing cautiously.
But what's the point of that, it's going to die again soon after.
Dissatisfied with the fact that life is too short?
In the past few days, the sensor lights in their corridors have always had problems. They either turn on and then turn off, or turn on without turning on.
Shen Ke has been afraid of the dark since he was a child, so he was holding a flashlight, but unexpectedly, this idiot Yi Guo came to scare him on purpose.
"Wait a minute, there is someone behind you." Yi Guo said strangely.
Shen Ke pretended to be calm, but after a while, he couldn't help holding Yi Guo's hand.
The author has something to say: Shen Ke: I am not clean anymore.
Yi Guo: I am not a hooligan.
感谢在2021-08-3004:48:35~2021-08-3100:44:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Yiming;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Verlaine; 2 bottles of ginkgo;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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