The so-called class A

Regarding the sentence "I will give you back one when the time comes", Guaiaiyi always wants to laugh.The main reason is that he never thought that he and Wu Jia could be so coincidental.

Yi Guo stared sideways at Shen Ke's earlobe, wondering if Shen Ke would get his ears pierced for himself.

Before he had time to look away from his boyfriend, Shen Ke suddenly said, "Why did you get your ears pierced?"

"I used the needle to go through it myself." Yi Guo was serious.

If it weren't for the cuteness of Shen Ke's mouth that wanted to speak but couldn't speak, Yi Guo could still talk nonsense for a while.

"That's fine," Shen Ke nodded, with no expression of joy or anger, "After you go back to the dormitory, take a needle and put one on for me."

Yi Guo was shocked, and hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, no, no... There is a boutique in Huayu, and it costs ten yuan to get your ears pierced without pain."

So Shen Ke would get his ears pierced for himself!

Easy to be satisfied.

"Extend your hand." Shen Ke said.

Yi Guo blinked and didn't know what he was going to do, but he obediently stretched out his right hand.

Then he watched Shen Ke draw a thousand paper cranes on the back of his hand with a ballpoint pen, the kind of simple strokes.

"What are you painting...?" From Yi Guo's point of view, Shen Ke can only think that it is more appropriate to draw a big goose, "Goose?"

Shen Ke clicked his tongue, threw the pen aside after finishing the painting, and pointed to the "goose" thousand paper crane: "Thousand paper cranes! It's so obvious that I can't see it. I'm wearing a thousand paper crane necklace. You must also have something to symbolize your famous flower...the famous grass has its owner."

Yi Guo snorted lightly: "Who is my master?"

"A handsome guy with the surname Shen," Shen Ke stared at him, "You can call him, Shen Ke."

The two of them had fun together for a long time, and Fan Siyu almost thought that the two of them had won the 500 million lottery and were having fun here secretly.

Although it's a bit naive to put some small objects on yourself to show that you are worthy of your fame, your name is your master, your grass is your master, but the two of you just do whatever you want if you are naive.

For example, ear piercing is easier than being able to read by Shen Ke's ear for a day.

Before the parent meeting, they could live a few more days, and No. [-] Middle School held a winter outing for the first time.

It doesn't matter where you go, as long as everyone can go out and play.

The people in this class had already packed up the things to be brought a week ago.

Leaving tomorrow morning, boarding students can go home.

Generally, no one goes back. After all, they have to get up early for school the next day, so it is better to stay in the dormitory and get more sleep the next day.

But Yi Kuo's unlucky sister kept nagging him, which made him have to go back at night.

Before returning home, Shen Ke really went to a boutique near Huayu to have his ears pierced, and he could pick up Yi Lai after school.

"I'm sorry, little brother..." The sister in the store coughed softly, "The ear piercing gun in our store seems to be broken."

"Then what should we do?" Shen Ke asked.

If you don't need a gun, there is another method, which is similar to what Yi Guo said - holding the earrings and piercing them directly.

"Does it hurt?" Yi Guo didn't even dare to think how painful it would be to put the earring directly through it, "Why don't we come back in a few days?"

Sister clerk: "It doesn't hurt, and wearing earrings is better than shooting with a gun..."

Shen Ke dubiously sat down on the chair next to him, and didn't ask again until he was held down by other sisters in the store: "Does it really hurt?"

The clerk's sister looked kindly: "It hurts."

Yi Guo obviously felt that Shen Ke's pupils were dilated, and he hurriedly took out his phone to take a picture of Shen Ke who looked shocked and speechless.

The clerk's sister first tapped a small spot on Shen Ke's earlobe with a ballpoint pen, and when Shen Ke was not paying attention, she pressed down the sterilized earring.

There was a "boom", extremely crisp.

Before Shen Ke felt the pain, the sisters let him go: "Okay."

He sat on the chair in a daze for a minute before yelling softly: "It hurts..."

The sisters smiled at Yi Guo and said, "You two handsome guys, we won't charge you any money."

It doesn't matter whether you take money or not, Yi Guo only loves Shen Ke.

He quickly ran over and blew on Shen Ke's earlobe: "Does it still hurt?"

This scene is very cute, and the sisters have the same smile on their faces.

"If you don't wear earrings, remember to wear ear sticks," my sister reminded, "otherwise they will grow back."

Shen Ke nodded, and asked Yi Guo to wait outside for a while before leaving, then ran back to the front desk and asked, "Sister, can you customize the earrings here?"

The clerk's sister laughed: "Yes, which style?"

Shen Ke has always remembered the appearance of Yi Guo's earring, which is white, round and has English.

After describing the general appearance to the clerk, the clerk quickly understood, and immediately took out a round white earring from the drawer: "Do you want this kind of earrings, do you want English letters printed on it?"

Shen Ke nodded.

It only took 2 minutes to customize the earrings. The clerk quickly took out the white earrings and was about to process them. Shen Ke said again: "Two pieces."

"Little brother, you only have one ear pierced." The clerk sister reminded.

Shen Ke smiled: "I know, the other one...for a friend."

The clerk's sister took out another identical white earring from the drawer: "Oh, for your girlfriend? What letters are printed on it?"

"A 'K' for one," said Shen Ke, "and a 'G' for the other."

The sister of the clerk gestured "OK": "Wait a minute, 2 minutes."

After getting the earrings, he immediately put the one with "K" on his earlobe, and then put the other one into Yi Guo's hand.

"Didn't you say this kind of look is ugly?" Yi Guo stared at the earrings and smiled, "Is this...the 'G' printed on it? You have it too? A pair?"

Asking knowingly, Shen Ke nodded perfunctorily.

Who would have expected that this person would not be satisfied: "What is your seal?"

Shen Ke resisted the mentality of beating Yi Guo on the spot: "K."

G&K.

"Put it on for me," Yi Guo stuffed the earrings into Shen Ke's hands, "I don't know how."

Shen Ke sighed and stood on tiptoe to put on the earrings for Yi Guo.

"Handsome." After wearing it, Shen Ke did not forget to boast.

Yi Guo turned on the camera and looked at it, and immediately became a showman: "Please call me code name G from now on, thank you."

Shen Ke couldn't help laughing out loud: "I'm still codenamed K, you must be sick."

The WeChat nicknames of the two changed unconsciously.

One code G, one code K.

Shen Ke suddenly remembered that he had worn the wrong school uniform with Yi Guo on the first day he met him, and had taken the wrong phone with him.

At that time, Yi Guo's cell phone wallpaper was still his lovely sister, but now it has already become Shen Ke.

"Why doesn't your sister finish class so late?" Shen Ke stood at the gate of Huayu School in a concave shape and waited for a long time without seeing a single classmate leave the school gate. "Why is it later than the two of us high school students?"

It's not that Yi Lai is late after class, it's that you two get out of school early today.

Yi Guo: "We didn't attend the last two evening self-study sessions, what do you think?"

The two had a meal nearby, and just as they put down their chopsticks, they saw Yi Lai walking out of the school gate.

Obviously there were a lot of people at this time, but Yi Guo saw his sister at a glance.

To be honest, Shen Ke hasn't seen her for a long time. Girls grow rapidly in junior high school, and Shen Ke even feels that Yi Lai is a little taller than when they met last time.

"Brother Shen!" Yi Lai's voice calling his name didn't change at all, "Why did you finish class so early today?"

"Tomorrow we'll go out for a winter outing," Yi Guo said in a particularly unkind tone, "Don't envy us, friends who are about to take the high school entrance examination."

Yi Lai rolled his eyes: "It's nice of you, you don't study chemistry in high school, right? Now I feel how can chemistry be so difficult..."

It was very easy for me to get into chemistry in the third year of junior high school, but Yi Guo couldn't bear to say the phrase "you will know what is difficult next semester".

"Chemistry," Yi Guo shook his head, "Your brother and I, in junior high school chemistry, you can get [-] or [-] out of [-], it's simple."

"What does iron burn in oxygen? Say it in words." Yi Laipi smiled.

Yi Guo: "..."

Forget it.

Shen Ke couldn't stand it: "The iron and oxygen ignite to form iron tetroxide."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes." Yi Guo echoed, "I knew it was ferric oxide."

Yi Lai couldn't hold back his sarcasm: "Put it down, do you know how to write chemical expressions? Write one for me? Let me see what a junior high school chemistry master looks like."

As she spoke, she actually took out a pen and a piece of draft paper from her schoolbag.

Seeing Yi Guo's confident appearance, Shen Ke was inexplicably looking forward to what Yi Guo would write.

I saw Yi Guo flamboyantly writing on the draft paper:

Shen Ke + Yi Guo walking on the street → turning heads.

Yi Lai: "???"

Yi Guo didn't wait for his sister to complain, and said: "Don't know how to read it? I'll teach you, Shen Ke and Yi Guo walk on the street and turn heads."

His sister was convinced: "May I ask why there is a return rate?"

Yi Guo: "Because your brother and your brother Shen are so handsome that they explode."

"..."

Yi Lai nodded: "Don't tell others that you are my brother."

There were a lot of people on the street, most of them were students, and they all stared at Shen Ke who couldn't stop laughing in bewilderment.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Shen Ke looked at the "chemical formula" written by Yi Guo and couldn't help it, "You are talented, you are really talented, could it be that you slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education?"

Shen Ke laughed all the way from the street to the house: "Oh my god... Yi Guo, you are absolutely amazing, even the chemistry teacher can say something in admiration after seeing it."

I didn't want to laugh much when I was easy, but I didn't expect Shen Ke to laugh so low, and laughed all the way, and I couldn't help laughing with Shen Ke.

Shen Ke had almost stopped laughing, but ended up following Yi Guole again.

Yi Lai is really helpless sometimes.

She finally rekindled her desire to learn, and finally rekindled her desire to ask questions when she didn't understand. She even threw a stone at her own foot.

May I ask my dear gods, what should I do if my brothers are too neurotic?

Shen Ke returned home, and silently replaced his WeChat signature with the "chemical expression" that Yi Guo said just now.

After finishing writing, he felt that it was not appropriate, so he went in and added a sentence: Code G forced me to change my personal signature.

Needless to say, his WeChat friends probably already know who the code name G is.

The author has something to say: Weird chemical text expressions have increased again (lighting cigarettes)

What to do, I want to laugh when I see it