The tool man in the psychic cool article has awakened

police station.

Bai Zhan stared at the interrogating policemen in front of him.

Bai Zhan was very helpless.

"I really didn't cheat. Although the price of my fortune-telling talisman is a bit expensive, it's because my things are genuine, and I clearly marked the price. If they think it's expensive, they don't have to buy it. I didn't buy or sell by force. Why? Can you say I'm a liar?"

"You didn't buy or sell by force, but you drove up prices and disturbed the consumer market. 9999 a talisman, you dare to ask for a price."

The youngest policeman among them was full of interest.

It's not that they haven't caught a group of feudal superstitious people on the Antique Street, but it's the first time for someone like Bai Zhan.

On their way back to the police station just now, they had already watched Bai Zhan's live broadcast, so naturally they didn't miss the wonderful segment of the death of their sons and grandchildren.

This kid isn't setting up a fortune-telling stall, he's clearly here for a beating.

The policewoman next to her nodded, speaking earnestly,

"That's right, handsome guy, we understand that your live broadcasts like to make gimmicks, but you can't mess around. If you really dare to sell 9999 talismans, won't your conscience hurt?"

Don't think they don't know that the wholesale price of the so-called Ping An Fu in Antique Street is less than [-] cents!

9999 yuan a piece of talisman, but I really dare to sell it.

"Like I said, my stuff is genuine, not the same as the fake ones out there. The big brother who reported me, he will definitely regret it, regretting it with a throbbing chest..."

"I can't explain this matter now, so you just tell me how to punish me."

Bai Zhan was very tired, and really didn't want to continue to argue with the police uncles.

Because he really can't explain this matter clearly, let's talk about it after he is punished, and later put this account on the bald man who reported him, and let the other party pay him for the loss.

Really, since you don't believe in his stuff and think the price is expensive, then just don't buy it.

You actually bought it and reported him, chicken thief!

Ok.

He admitted that there was also a factor of his street stall layout, which was indeed a factor that did not match the selling price of the 9999 amulet, but who told him that he had no connections and could only engage in street stalls.

Besides, he has a plan, and he does not expect to set up a street stall in the antique street for the rest of his life.

He wanted a gimmick, and he wanted to make Master Bai famous.

"Anyway, I've said everything I need to say. At most, I should be detained and educated, so I shouldn't go to jail, right?"

Bai Zhan asked helplessly.

"Prison is not an option, but handsome guy, your thinking really needs to be educated."

Several policemen nodded.

It's a pity to be so good-looking, so you have to be a magic stick, and you look like you're really into the show.

……

Thanks to the cooperation of the "prisoners", the interrogation process was very simple and completed quickly.

Bai Zhan didn't have any great friends in Beijing, so no one came to protect him. He couldn't escape after a few days of detention.

Bai Zhan was very tired and was taken to the detention cell.

Not to mention, this society looks harmonious and beautiful on the surface, but there are quite a lot of little shrimps who do petty theft and step on the bottom line of the law in private, and there are quite a lot of people in the detention cell where he stays.

When a group of guys crouching in the corner with their heads folded and receiving ideological education saw him come in, their eyes obviously widened.

Obviously, no one expected that someone as good-looking and outstanding as him would be arrested. Didn't it mean that he was born from the heart, shouldn't people who do bad things be crooked?

Sure enough, the saying that people should not be judged by their appearance is also very reasonable!

They just didn't know what this handsome guy did, and everyone was very curious.

When the ideological education time is over, everyone gathers together to inquire and exchange their great achievements.

After all, there is nothing else to do in the detention cell, and that is the fun.

Bai Zhan was in a very depressed mood because he was reported to be fined and detained, so he didn't feel disgusted by the crowd and chatted with interest.

Although these people are punks who dislike dogs all day long, this does not prevent him from developing trust (passing) disciples (selling) to these people. There is more than one month left in the task time, and he has to seize the opportunity. After all, 1000 It is actually not easy to get together a group of believers.

These people in the detention room are not big treacherous people, they are all small shrimps who usually sneak around.

So there is no such thing as a newcomer coming in to be beaten up first to recognize the boss in the cell. The atmosphere is very harmonious. Before asking Bai Zhan, he first "showed off" his great achievements.

Most of the people came in from the kind of thieves and tricks, and a small number of people were grumpy and provoked trouble.

There are also some reasons that are more "characteristic".For example, the kleptomaniac who likes petty theft even though there is a mine at home, the exhibitionist who likes to take off his clothes even though he is elegant, the love brain who wants to chase after a small policeman who deliberately commits crimes despite having countless suitors...

There is also the strangest thing, a gentle man with glasses.

"That's right, I came in by touching people's buttocks in broad daylight!"

The attitude of the other party is very arrogant,

"You guys wait, I'll touch it when I go out! That stinky bitch, didn't I accidentally meet her a few times on the way to and from work, and the stinky bitch called me a pervert and even went to the neighborhood committee?" Sue me, saying that I was going to stalk her and molested her, which alarmed the aunts of the neighborhood committee in the whole street!"

"Because of her, the girlfriend I finally found called me obscene and broke up with me directly, causing me to be like this. If I didn't really touch her ass, I'm sorry for the pain I suffered!"

Everyone: ...it seems a bit miserable.

"But brother, isn't this way of revenge a bit too sacrificed? I remember you have been squatting in the bureau for half a month, right?"

The man with glasses hates it,

"Don't be afraid, even if I'm in prison, I'll get my money back! Although that stinky bitch is a bit annoying and her breasts are flat like a man's, her ass feels really good. Since my girlfriend broke up with me, She has to make me my wife!"

Everyone: ...that's still worse.

Bai Zhan looked at the man with glasses gnashing his teeth, and shook his head, "Then I guess you will be disappointed."

"What do you mean?"

The man in glasses frowned.

Everyone also looked over, looking very curious.

Bai Zhan pinched his fingers to calculate and explain, "Because your marriage fate is not very good, and you are destined to have no daughter, so you are destined to not be able to find a wife in this life. But your ancestors have accumulated blessings, and Yu Yinze prepared for you, so you will never have a wife in this life." As for dying alone, there is still a good relationship, a man to accompany you. Looking at your face, it seems that you have already met..."

Everyone watched and ate melons, "What do you mean?"

Bai Zhan spread his hands, "It means that the 'girl' whom he touches her butt is probably a woman who wears women's clothes, and the other party is most likely the man he is destined for."

Everyone heard the words and looked at the man with glasses, with a sour tone,

"Brother, you can do it..."

These days, beautiful women are easy to find, but beautiful men are hard to marry.Usually, the big men in women's clothing who can make people invisible of their gender have amazing looks!

but.

The man with glasses who just wants to marry a soft girl: ...

Not happy at all!

"You bluffing liar, you have been caught in the trap and you still don't know how to repent, I don't believe in feudal superstition!"

The man in glasses who was hit by the bad news didn't want to believe it, and was angry.

Bai Zhan spread his hands helplessly,

"It's up to you. But I believe it won't be long before you will sigh: once there was a thick golden thigh in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it until I lost it. There is nothing more painful than this in the world. If God If you can give me a chance to start over, I will say to that thigh: Please help me chase my wife!" (Note)

Crowd: ...

"Ahem, brother, we understood the previous part, but we didn't understand the meaning behind it? Why did he ask you to help him chase his wife?"

Bai Zhan is unpredictable,

"Because his emotional journey is a bit bumpy."

"According to his fate, although he and his 'wife' will be in love for the rest of their lives, but unfortunately he himself met someone else's peach blossom evil, so in the future there will be a woman who will find him responsible. I have to raise a cheap son for half my life, and I can only have a good relationship with his 'wife' after I'm 40."

"To put it simply, he is about to become a receiver, and then he will leave his real 'wife' in anger."

"However, I would like to open a little bit. Although the son belongs to someone else, according to the law, the child will still provide for you when he grows up. You will not lose money. Anyway, you will not have children in this life. It is very cost-effective. Don't thank me, I am Jing The city is a warm-hearted and good citizen, and naturally likes to help people.”

Bai Zhan said sincerely.

The man with glasses blushed, "You you you you!"

Crowd: ...

I finally understand that there are so many people who engage in feudal superstition, why this kid was reported into the bureau.

……

The corner of the cell.

Secretary Wang, who was brought over by the police, looked at the boss beside him, and smiled flatteringly, "Boss, our wife is really humorous!"

Qin Jinyuan closed his eyes.

Just, kind of want to call an ambulance.

The author has something to say:

Master Bai: I am a kind and helpful citizen, who else needs to help?All me anytime~

(Note): Adapted from the classic lines of Journey to the West.