The tool man in the psychic cool article has awakened

The atmosphere in the car suddenly fell into silence.

The faces of Bai Zhan and the others were slightly stiff, and they were really shocked by the words of the two uncles.

These two uncles could actually see Zhang Qianqian?Zhang Qianqian seems to be a ghost now!

Even Bai Tianqin and Qian Yu, who have never learned mystical arts, know that it is impossible for ordinary people to see ghosts casually, unless the person has opened his eyes, or the recent fortune is too low, or the dying person is too dark. Like hell.

But Bai Zhan looked at the faces of the two uncles, but he didn't find that they had low luck or that they were about to die. They were normal from the beginning to the end.

Several people looked at each other.

Zhang Qianqian couldn't hold back her excitement and asked cautiously, "Uncle, you, can you see me?"

"Of course, although your skin is a little tanned, little girl, but the light is so good in broad daylight, and you are so big sitting here, we won't have bad eyesight. But little girl, where are you going to travel? It's over, why is it so sun-dried? It's bigger than the sun in our country..."

The two uncles, strong and thin, didn't notice anything, but they were a little puzzled by Zhang Qianqian's question.

After confirming that the two of them could really see themselves, Zhang Qianqian became even more excited. Although becoming a ghost can do things that many people cannot, the feeling that no one can see themselves is still very uncomfortable and makes people feel very lonely.

In order not to frighten the two uncles by showing her horse's feet, Zhang Qianqian tried her best to control her emotions so that she would not be too excited and frighten people by showing a dead face.

Then he repeatedly waved his hands to reject the oranges offered by the two uncles, "Ah, yes, I, I went on a tour and got tanned. Thank you uncle, I'm not thirsty, you can eat the oranges, I will get motion sickness when I eat."

She is a ghost, but she can't eat human food, at most she can smell it.

Zhang Qianqian didn't eat oranges, and said that eating would cause motion sickness, so the two uncles didn't insist on stuffing them, and instead peeled an orange by themselves, chatting with Bai Zhan and the others.

According to the self-introduction of the two uncles, they are cousins, one is Zhang Jianguo and the other is Zhang Lidang, both of them have the characteristics of rural names in the past.

However, under normal circumstances, the two are called more nicknames, relatives and friends like to call them thin and short, obviously based on their body shape and appearance.The two asked Bai Zhan and the others to call them Uncle Thin and Uncle Strong.

Bai Zhan nodded, and didn't worry too much about the fact that the two uncles could see Zhang Qianqian's ghost. After all, there are many rare things in the world. If the two uncles have no problem with their faces, it is probably a physical problem. Some people are naturally prone to seeing ghosts.

"Then uncle, where are you going to Lan City? If you go in the same direction as me, we can take you there directly."

"That's kind, you guys are so polite." The two uncles were a little happy when they heard the words, and hurriedly told where they were going, "We're going to the funeral home at No. 98 Wanshalu, is that the direction you are going?" ?”

Bai Zhan and the others: ...

Is it a bit scary to see ghosts and go to a funeral home?

Most importantly, the funeral home they were going to seemed to be the one at No. 98 Wanshalu.

Bai Zhan couldn't help but looked at the two uncles carefully again, and then called the Pixiu ghost sleeping in the ghost charm to have a look. Looking left and right, he didn't see anything wrong with the two uncles, they were indeed normal queens.

Only then did he tentatively ask, "Uncle, what are you doing at the funeral parlor?" You two don't look like you have something to do at home.

Then they saw the two uncles showing unexpected expressions and smiling mysteriously.

Among them, Uncle Zhuang looked around, as if he was sure that they were not eavesdropping outside the car, and then whispered in a dazed voice, "Little handsome guy, for the sake of giving us a ride, let me tell you, you But don't tell it. The two of us went to the funeral home... to hunt for treasure!"

The skinny uncle also echoed mysteriously and excitedly, "We're going to get rich soon!"

Bai Zhan: "..."

Qin Jinyuan: "..."

Qian Yu: "..."

Zhang Qianqian: "..."

Can such things as treasure hunting and making a fortune be seen as a free ride for the sake of free rides, so can it be said that?And going to the funeral home, how evil does this sound?

Several people were stunned.

But when the two uncles talked about this topic, they were extremely excited.

Uncle Zhuang continued with a smug expression on his face,

"Little handsome guy, don't look at our uncle's appearance, but I tell you, uncle is a descendant of Maoshan, a super capable celestial master, the kind who can catch ghosts, do you understand? This is my cousin and junior brother, we The two are the most outstanding geniuses and heirs of the division!"

"The news of our treasure hunt at the funeral parlor was told to us by an old ghost caught by our master before. Although people who practice Taoism have to be supernatural and treat money like dung, we still have to eat and drink lazards before we go beyond the ordinary. In life, money is still very much needed..."

The skinny uncle nodded and added, "Yes, the aura of heaven and earth and the power of faith are thin now. Even if we practice Taoism until we die, we can't do anything! So my brother and I have decided to make a fortune, and then abandon the Taoism and enjoy life in the world! "

Bai Zhan: "..."

Qin Jinyuan: "..."

Qian Yu: "..."

Zhang Qianqian: "..."

Bai Zhan looked at the two uncles in front of him with some doubts, and cautiously asked, "Uncle, are you two celestial masters?"

This doesn't show any morality at all, it doesn't look like a colleague!And the logic of speaking is also upside down, and I feel that my mind is not normal.

However, the two uncles were completely aware of their weird eyes, and they were immersed in the fantasy of hunting for treasure and making a fortune.

Uncle Zhuang was overjoyed and puffed up his chest, "Yeah, have you heard about Nanmao Beima? We are from Maoshan. Otherwise, which celestial master can catch the old ghost and get the news of the treasure? It must be only us!"

The thin uncle followed behind to answer the conversation, smiling very arrogantly,

"Let me tell you, that treasure is amazing. As long as we find it, we can send tens of billions to it! When I have money, I will marry ten or eight of the most beautiful wives in the world! When the time comes, there will be a beautiful woman on the left, Hugging a beautiful man on the right, a group of beauties in front of me call me husband! I am the real version of Brother Aotian!"

Just finished speaking.

Uncle Thin received a slap on the back of the head, Uncle Zhuang despised him,

"Look at your future, you know your heart is full of enthusiasm all day long! What's so good about marrying a wife, except for spending money or spending money, they are all prodigal things. Money is not in vain, give me all the money, and I will save it for you."

"You are a cheapskate who is more stingy than a chrysanthemum, and your wife is reluctant to spend money on it. You deserve to be single for half your life!"

The skinny uncle hated the stingy remarks of the strong uncle that even marrying a wife was a waste.

Uncle Zhuang didn't take it seriously, but rather complacently said, "That's also my strength."

After finishing speaking, Uncle Zhuang realized something again, and frowned, "By the way, how do you know that I'm stingy even more than chrysanthemums? Could it be that you did it while I was sleeping? Are you crazy, even Lao Tzu is peeping, I will kill you!"

Uncle Zhuang's temper seemed to be a little violent, and he struck again while talking, hitting the uncle thin with a fist in the eye.

"Aw!" the skinny uncle howled in pain, and then complained, "Who the hell made your chrysanthemum taste so heavy! That's a metaphor, just a metaphor! Why do you always let me suffer when you are uneducated? Look, you put My face is blue, this time I want you to pay!"

"Are you green? That's great. I've made your life rich and colorful. You should thank me. So if you find the treasure, we'll be divided between three and seven. You're three and I'm seven. It's such a happy decision."

Uncle Zhuang raised his fist as a threat while talking, looking at the blue eyes of the thin uncle, he was very satisfied with his masterpiece.

The skinny uncle was defeated by force, and his face was full of grief, indignation and grievance.

Everyone in Bai Zhan: ... so smart, it seems that there is no problem with his brain.

But I always feel that there seems to be something wrong with these two uncles.

Just now.

"Bang bang bang" accompanied by a heavy knock on the car window, Bai Zhan and the others saw a man with a bruised nose and a swollen face in a doctor's white coat slamming on the window outside the car, staring at them with a hideous expression.

Then the male doctor with a bruised nose and swollen face said fiercely, "Zhang Jianguo, Zhang Lidang, you two bastards, get out of here! How dare you hit the attending doctor, I can't spare you two!"

The expressions of Bai Zhan and the others changed drastically.

Qian Yu looked at the two uncles in horror, "You two uncles, what, are they...?"

"They are doctors from the Fourth People's Hospital." The two uncles were as steady as old dogs.

Bai Zhan and the others panicked instantly: Fourth People's Hospital?That seems to be a hospital for the mentally ill!

Then they heard Uncle Zhuang shaking his head in a sighing tone, "Hey, these doctors are really stupid. He even said that he couldn't spare the two of us. We are not fools. How could we still go out..."

The skinny uncle also continued to nod in agreement, "That's right, these people always say that we have something wrong with our brains, and we are obviously very smart."

Bai Zhan's face turned green: He said that there was something wrong with these two uncles all the time, their minds seemed to be abnormal, so it turned out that they were indeed patients who escaped from the mental hospital!

Too capable.

These two uncles are really good at pretending.

If the doctor hadn't been chased in front of the car, they wouldn't have reacted yet!

Several people looked at each other.

Qin Jinyuan quickly pulled Bai Zhan into his arms, and then pressed the door button.

"Click" the door was opened.

The angry and shouting doctor outside was delighted, and immediately opened the car door.

Then he reached out and grabbed the skinny old man who was nearby, and grabbed it out with all his strength. At the same time, he didn't forget to yell at the strong old man in the car,

"Zhang Jianguo, get out of here too! Hurry up and take the medicine for me! Otherwise, I'll take care of you!"

But how could the two uncles just listen to him like this, they finally ran out without reason and were caught back so easily.

Uncle Zhuang sat in the car without moving, his face full of provocations of "I just won't get down".

The skinny uncle who was dragged down didn't sit still, he immediately struggled up, punched and kicked the doctor, and even greeted the doctor very cleverly, making the male doctor's already bruised nose and swollen face even worse.

The skinny uncle's force value is not as high as the strong uncle's, but his strength is not weak. If he keeps beckoning to his head for a long time, something will happen.If it is serious, they will have to be locked up if they are caught and returned, and it will be difficult to run away again.

Uncle Zhuang was thoughtful, and immediately opened the woven bag, and found a fresh cucumber from it.

Then he bared his teeth and yelled outside, "Old skinny, don't start the head, if you break it, we will be locked up in a dark room again. Use this!"

After speaking, he threw the cucumber in his hand.

The skinny uncle saw that it was a cucumber when he received the item, his eyes lit up immediately, and he praised, "Old Zhuang, what a good thing!"

After praising, the skinny uncle immediately showed an extremely wretched smile, picked up the cucumber in his hand, and poked at the doctor's ass.

The male doctor's pants were still in good condition, and a cucumber was not small in size, so he would definitely not be able to poke it in just like that.

But... this is not very harmful, but extremely insulting!

The male doctor was so ashamed and angry, "You two bastards!"

As a result, the skinny uncle was still laughing, and put his arms around the male doctor's waist, feeling very affectionate about himself,

"Baby, my heart for you is like this big cucumber. I will give you the cucumber, and you will be my big wife from now on, okay..."

The male doctor was flushed and angry.

Bai Zhan and the others: ...

This is so bloody brutal!

The scene was in chaos.

The car owners around saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly locked the doors, for fear of being noticed by the psychopaths like the strong and thin uncle.

Fortunately, the two uncles were not allowed to be arrogant for too long, and a group of nurses dressed in white rushed over, there were more than a dozen of them.No matter how powerful the two uncles are, they are still ordinary people. After a lot of trouble, the two uncles were still arrested.

Uncle Zhuang is not angry.

"You idiots, how many times have I said that we are really celestial masters, or descendants of Maoshan. We are going to find treasures to make a fortune... oh no... it is to save the world. Do you still want to live if you treat us like this? .”

The skinny uncle hugged the male doctor just now, with a sad voice,

"Wife, my eldest wife. I want to make money to marry you, so let me and my brother dig treasures. You always cling to me like this and don't let me get rich. We won't be happy in the future. I must get rich, Otherwise, we will not be able to support our children in the future..."

The mouth corners of a group of nurses twitched.

The male doctor's face was livid, and he waved his hands, "Tie them up and take them away, and go back to the dark room!"

The two uncles screamed immediately when they heard the words,

"No—Master, my disciple is sorry for your entrustment... My master's eight thousand disciples have overwhelmed the hands of these idiots... The disciple failed to complete the great task. I am ashamed of my master and my patriarch. This disciple deserves death."

"Wuuuu, master, this disciple is useless... I failed to find a treasure that would glorify my master's door... The person who hinders my master's great cause is actually my wife! Disciple is unfilial, obsessed with sex, shameless to see the patriarch, Woooo..."

"..."

The two uncles, who were still arrogant and calm before, were tied up and carried into the ambulance. The mournful screams mixed with the beeping of the ambulance, and they circled the blocked highway for several minutes.

When it finally calmed down, the car owners present heaved a sigh of relief.

In the car on Bai Zhan's side, they also wiped the sweat from their heads one after another. They were so lucky, they just got stuck in a traffic jam, and they ran into a mentally ill patient.

The most important thing is that they didn't even notice it just now, they really thought it was two uncle migrant workers!

Zhang Qianqian was even more angry, and sighed, "I thought someone else could see me, so it's the two patients..."

Qin Jinyuan and Qian Yu were also helpless.

The two uncles just pretended too well at the beginning, who would have thought that it turned out to be a patient who escaped from the two hospitals, it is really hard to guard against.

"Forget it, let's be careful next time we meet strangers. The traffic ahead is passing, let's go quickly."

Bai Zhan wiped off his sweat and signaled to drive away.

……

Regarding the matter of the two uncles, because I know that the two uncles are indeed patients in a mental hospital, and they have no morals, they are ordinary people.

So Bai Zhan and the others just took it as an unexpected episode and didn't pay much attention to it.

After the traffic jam, the car moved forward rapidly, and they finally arrived in Arashi City at about five o'clock in the afternoon.The funeral home is not closed yet, and there are still many staff inside, so they can't go in for the time being.

So a few people decided to find a place to eat and rest first, and wait until the night when the night was quiet before taking action.

at the same time.

On the other side, Liu Lulu, Xiao Yang and others who left for Lan City one night earlier were already on their way to their destination. Coincidentally, the place they were going to was also the funeral home at No. 98 Wanshalu.

Liu Lulu and Xiao Yang looked at Aoki and Qingshi who were still eating two roasted pig's trotters, and they really couldn't bear it.

Liu Lulu's tone was very impatient,

"Two masters, we are going to the place soon. Haven't you eaten enough? Didn't you say that you practitioners should avoid eating and doing things with abstinence, and you eat so much pig's trotters and beef? Aren't you afraid that the patriarch will blame you, or that it will be bad for your cultivation?"

"Those who don't eat meat are monks who practice Buddhism. We who practice Taoism are not afraid. Besides, in the current market, we can't cultivate Dao even if we practice death. What kind of desires are we paying off? In life, eating and drinking are two words, eating and drinking. It’s easy to do things when you’re full.”

Aoki and Qingshi didn't raise their eyelids when they heard the words, they held the roasted pig's trotters in their hands and gnawed deliciously, completely ignoring the impatient expressions of the two.

Their Taoist temples have limited strength and are so poor that it is rare for them to have the opportunity to eat big families. Shouldn't they work harder?You must know that a roasted pig's trotter is twenty or thirty, which is very expensive!Anyway, the cheapness of these two bad things is not for nothing.

Qingshi took another sip of Coke, sneered,

"Why, don't you like us? If you don't like it, just break it up. How difficult is this thing for you? Don't you have a B number? Let's go to that place today, and if we don't do it, we will lose our lives in it. Let's eat now. Be full, if you don’t have any, you won’t go to hell hungry.”

Aoki also threw the pig's trotter bone in his hand, with a gloomy tone,

"My master told you all before, and asked you to do something good to make up for it afterwards. It's good for you, don't listen to my master's words and mess around. It's okay to mess around, but you even ran away to a Nanyang wizard! You know that different things are put away by reading. We have to have a chemical effect together, we have a Taoist priest and a wizard, the number of ways is very different, do you two invite the celestial master without researching at all?"

The most important thing is that these two guys also invited the kind of crooked people. Only when they arrived at the place did they realize that the matter was more serious than they imagined.

Fortunately, they have already decided to act at that time, otherwise they really agreed to catch the evil spirit, and they would definitely die.

"Humph."

The little Taoist priests Aoki and Qingshi snorted coldly.

Liu Lulu and Xiao Yang's faces were livid after being scolded, but they dared not continue to talk back.Because the two little Taoist priests did not scold wrongly, and the current situation was caused by their own initiative and their lack of understanding of how to hire people.

The most important thing is, whoever made these two little Taoist priests seem unreliable is the only life-saving straw they can find now. If the two go on strike, they will really have nowhere to go.

The two of them dared not speak any more with sullen faces, their expressions gloomy.

The atmosphere of the few people was not very good, and they arrived at the No. 98 funeral home in Wanshalu in silence.Before Liu Lulu and Xiao Yang came, they had already contacted a staff member here to make preparations. They went in without any hindrance and did not attract anyone's attention.

Qingmu Qingshi followed Liu Lulu and Xiao Yang to the morgue of the funeral home.

This is an abandoned morgue in the corner. The facilities in the room that have not been removed are rusty and old, the walls are mottled, the lights are dark, and the environment looks extremely gloomy.The strong Yin Qi made the entire room extremely cold without an air conditioner.

The sink next to it was still dripping with water, and the sound echoed in the air.

Liu Lulu folded her arms in fear, her voice trembling,

"It's here. That Nanyang wizard used magic here. They said that this is a place for gathering yin. As long as the corpse is burned here with magic, and then the ashes of the corpse are buried in the ground in what direction, then The two ghosts will definitely lose their souls and will never come to us again..."

Xiao Yang's face was also gray and bloodless, and he nodded to add,

"We only saw what the wizard did here, and we don't know where the ashes of the body were buried afterwards. I only heard them say that it was a blood-fiend soul suppressing array, and I couldn't figure it out. By the way, the door over there seems to be open." To a basement, I saw the wizard go in for a while..."

The shamans in Nanyang and the celestial masters and monks in their country have different ways, and Aoki and Qingshi don't really understand what methods the other party uses, but even if they know their rookie skills, they can't handle it.

Anyway, they are just here to act, it doesn't matter if they don't understand.

"Okay, we understand. Get out of the way, let's set up the altar first, and then go to break the formation of those troublesome children."

The two pretended to understand, and then began to set up altars and props in a decent manner.

After all, a huge sum of 3000 million was collected, so even if it's an act, it has to be done a little bit, otherwise the acting skills are not in place, and it is not good if it is exposed halfway through.

Moreover, this funeral parlor is indeed a place for gathering yin. The yin energy is inherently heavy, and the corpses are often transported and burned, causing many ghosts to wander here, which makes this place extremely gloomy. As for the upper body, it is still necessary to engage in some defensive techniques.

"Okay, the altar is ready, let's start looking for the buried ashes."

After setting up the altar, Aoki patted the dust on his hands and said.

Qingshi and Liu Lulu reconfirmed, and said threateningly, "Are you sure no one will come over by mistake? Let me tell you again, if someone comes to make trouble, we will lose our lives. It's not a joke."

"We gave 10 to the staff who led the way just now, and he promised to help us guard it. Moreover, this morgue has been abandoned for a long time, and no one should come here."

Since their lives were at stake, Liu Lulu and Xiao Yang were still very cautious.

"Okay, let's go to the basement first."

Aoki and Qingshi nodded and pointed to the rusted iron doorway beside them.

……

the other side.

The ambulance of the Fourth People's Hospital, which had previously tied uncles Zhang Jianguo and Zhang Lidang, had just arrived at the hospital parking lot when a nurse screamed in panic.

"Ahhh, Dr. Sun, tall, thin, and strong, they ran away again!"

"What? How did you run away? Didn't you all watch together, and you were tied up!"

"I don't know, it's just gone..."