It's not enough time to make a cup of tea, and the ground is full of painful moaning/groaning men.
Su Zaozao politely squatted beside the steward who was clutching his chest and screaming in pain. Although he didn't have a smile on his face, he asked kindly, "Guard Liu, look, he's a fish now, can I sell him?"
Thinking of something, I continued to sell additionally: "Does your family open a Nanfeng restaurant? Even if you don't, you should be able to make money by selling second-hand? Kindness makes money, everyone don't want your own people to beat your own people."
Guanshi Liu had already lost his temper after being beaten, and he knew that today he had met a ruthless guy, but when he heard that she was going to sell his elopement lover, he thought she was joking, and repeatedly said that he would never dare again: "Grandma, please forgive me, we are also living with the subordinates."
What?Don't dare?
Su Zaozao's "harmony makes money" on Su Zaozao's face suddenly faded, and his pretty face turned cold. He got up and walked over to drag Liu Sheng, who was writhing in pain, like a dead dog, and threw him next to Guanshi Liu, and then reappeared. Kneeling down, he patted Liu Sheng's face and said to Guanshi Liu as if he was selling goods: "Look at this face, this figure, these thighs, thin skin and tender meat, why don't you want to buy it? Are you looking down on me?"
Liu Guanshi looked at Liu Sheng, who was not good except for his face, and then looked at Su Zaozao, who was sullen and dark-eyed, like a female Rakshasa. Only then did he know that she was here for real, hesitated again and again, and tentatively offered a price: "Look, how about giving 30 taels of silver?"
This is already a high price.
One must know that when they bought Su Zaozao from Liu Sheng, they only offered 25 taels of silver.
Su Zaozao didn't know the prices here, but when it came to selling things, of course he had to raise his voice: "Are you fooling me? This is a real scholar who has read books, even though he is still a child at such an age I haven’t passed the test, but I have been influenced by sage books for more than ten years, even the price of pork should increase.”
Fingers compared a number: "Buy it now, 50 taels!"
Guanshi Liu saw that the other party was really doing business with him, and he had confidence in his heart. He used his usual skills, and after some bargaining, he finally settled the deal at a price of 38 taels.
Su Zaozao was quite satisfied, and happily sold his lover.
Liu Sheng was stunned, seeing the two of them treating him like pork on the chopping board in front of him, the seller exaggerated his strengths, the buyer belittled his weaknesses, and finally sold him.
"Qingniang, you... um—" Liu Sheng struggled to get up and talk to Su Zaozao. Su Zaozao cheerfully collected the money, knocked him unconscious when he saw this, and said to Manager Liu: "Don't worry, he is the only one in his family, and none of his relatives and friends have any serious fame. You can take it home and use it as you like!"
Of course, Guanshi Liu was willing to pay after confirming these things. Seeing this, he clasped his fists happily and thanked Su Zaozao. The heroine is no longer acquainted, so I wish the heroine Pengcheng a bright future."
Isn't it a big deal!
After eloping with someone and selling his lover, he can happily count the money. It's the first time Guanshi Liu has been the tortoise of the brothel for so many years, and it's a rare thing to see.
Su Zaozao also learned how to clasp his fists, so let's just say goodbye.
"Nia, what am I going to do in this dungeon world?"
Naia, who was watching Su Zaozao's trade the whole time, was silent for a while, and then said weakly, "Maybe you meet more weird things."
Su Zao nodded, and stopped to rest when passing a simple tea shed at a three-way intersection, drank a bowl of tea, picked up a small bag of steamed buns for dry food, chatted with the owner of the tea shed, and chose a road to continue walking.
On this day, Su, who had already changed into a Taoist nun's attire, hurried to a village. Seeing the sun go down, it was inevitable that he would spend the night in the wilderness.
When I was eating noodles, I found out that this is a village under Xinyang County, which is only five or six miles away from the county seat. If there are horses on the road, they can enter the county seat overnight.
"However, this old man advises Xiangu not to travel at night." The old shopkeeper looked around, then leaned over and whispered: "Recently, our Xinyang County is not very peaceful!"
When Su Zao heard this, his eyes lit up, he put down his chopsticks and slapped his hand, poured a cup of tea for the old shopkeeper himself, and pretended to say, "I wonder if the old shopkeeper can tell you something?"
It just so happened that there was no one in the store at the moment, the old shopkeeper hesitated for a moment, sat down anyway, and spoke in a low voice.
It is said that in Xinyang County, there have always been middle-aged men whose hearts have been gouged out recently, and the scars on their chests seem to have been dug open by sharp scratches.What else can do this kind of thing except goblins and ghosts!
"The old man also sees Xiangu's extraordinary bearing, which is not comparable to ordinary people, so I will tell you one or two."
Su Zao thanked him early and asked for another room to rest here.
When going upstairs, Su Zao heard four big men coming in noisily, ordered some food and then loudly asked the old shopkeeper if there were any rooms left.
Su Zao guessed that the last room should be his own, and he was quite lucky, so he closed the door afterwards and didn't hear the sound from below.
In the middle of the night, Su Zao was awakened by a burst of yelling.
Rubbing his eyes, he got out of bed and opened the door, only to find that no one else in the shop was woken up except himself.
It shouldn't be, such a loud noise is calling for help and screaming.
Su Zaozao immediately sensed something was wrong, thought for a while, picked up the stick behind the door to prop it up, went downstairs and opened the door to look outside.
Taking a closer look, Su Zaozao was startled.
On the village street where two carriages could pass side by side, a man with bare feet and upper body, wearing only a pair of single trousers was shaking his trousers with one hand and running wildly towards the county town with disheveled hair.
What's even more bizarre is that the man chasing behind him is actually a female zombie with a stiff body, arms stretched forward, long curly nails like iron hooks, and a face as pale as gold paper!
Seeing that it was a zombie with a dead body, Su Zao's foot that had been parked inside the threshold suddenly gained the confidence to step forward.
"Hey! Where is the monster coming again! Look at the stick!" Su Zaozao yelled, picked up the stick and chased after him.
The man running for his life in front heard the voice behind him, and almost burst into tears, but now he has already run on the road to the county, and when he turns back, he will meet the female corpse head-on, so he has no choice but to continue to move forward Run, I just hope that the person who comes to save me behind me can quickly take away this evil thing behind my ass!
Strange to say, the female corpse was indifferent to Su Zaozao who was chasing after her, and she was determined to run after the barefoot man.If it weren't for the urgent situation at this time, Su would have suspected that this was some kind of unresolved grievance.
The two of them ran forward in one column with one dead body, and finally reached the eastern suburbs. The big man saw a temple not far in front of him, and could vaguely hear the sound of knocking wooden fish, so he hurried over and smashed the temple door.
But for some reason, the monk inside stopped the sound of the wooden fish, and did not come to save people for a long while.The big man suddenly heard a gust of wind blowing behind him, and when he looked back, the female corpse had chased him a foot away.
The big man was terrified, and in a hurry he saw a big tree surrounded by several people, just enough for him to hide for a while.Su Zao had already discovered that his physique was far superior to that of ordinary people, and even his innate talent for strength had also been enhanced. Now he ran after him for five or six miles without blushing or panting.
Seeing that the big man and the female corpse were playing "peek-a-boo" around a big tree, without delay, he rushed forward and hit the female corpse on the back of the neck with a round stick.
——It's all about beating zombies.
The author has something to say:
This is the corpse change in Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio. The story is probably that four coachmen settled down in a small shop when the sun went down. There was no room, so the shopkeeper arranged them in the small courtyard of his home. The shopkeeper’s daughter-in-law died. The morgue is parked in the outer room outside the small room, and the son has not returned from buying a coffin.
In the middle of the night, the female corpse got up and blew on the male guests. One of the guests woke up and hid in the quilt and dared not breathe. To be honest, I read this story when I was a child. The ghost blows up QAQ
The ending is that the male guest escaped the attack of the female corpse by relying on the tree outside the temple. The female corpse pierced her hands into the tree trunk and could not be pulled out. She was arrested by the government after dawn.
PS: It's late to check the story information, sorry wow
Su Zaozao politely squatted beside the steward who was clutching his chest and screaming in pain. Although he didn't have a smile on his face, he asked kindly, "Guard Liu, look, he's a fish now, can I sell him?"
Thinking of something, I continued to sell additionally: "Does your family open a Nanfeng restaurant? Even if you don't, you should be able to make money by selling second-hand? Kindness makes money, everyone don't want your own people to beat your own people."
Guanshi Liu had already lost his temper after being beaten, and he knew that today he had met a ruthless guy, but when he heard that she was going to sell his elopement lover, he thought she was joking, and repeatedly said that he would never dare again: "Grandma, please forgive me, we are also living with the subordinates."
What?Don't dare?
Su Zaozao's "harmony makes money" on Su Zaozao's face suddenly faded, and his pretty face turned cold. He got up and walked over to drag Liu Sheng, who was writhing in pain, like a dead dog, and threw him next to Guanshi Liu, and then reappeared. Kneeling down, he patted Liu Sheng's face and said to Guanshi Liu as if he was selling goods: "Look at this face, this figure, these thighs, thin skin and tender meat, why don't you want to buy it? Are you looking down on me?"
Liu Guanshi looked at Liu Sheng, who was not good except for his face, and then looked at Su Zaozao, who was sullen and dark-eyed, like a female Rakshasa. Only then did he know that she was here for real, hesitated again and again, and tentatively offered a price: "Look, how about giving 30 taels of silver?"
This is already a high price.
One must know that when they bought Su Zaozao from Liu Sheng, they only offered 25 taels of silver.
Su Zaozao didn't know the prices here, but when it came to selling things, of course he had to raise his voice: "Are you fooling me? This is a real scholar who has read books, even though he is still a child at such an age I haven’t passed the test, but I have been influenced by sage books for more than ten years, even the price of pork should increase.”
Fingers compared a number: "Buy it now, 50 taels!"
Guanshi Liu saw that the other party was really doing business with him, and he had confidence in his heart. He used his usual skills, and after some bargaining, he finally settled the deal at a price of 38 taels.
Su Zaozao was quite satisfied, and happily sold his lover.
Liu Sheng was stunned, seeing the two of them treating him like pork on the chopping board in front of him, the seller exaggerated his strengths, the buyer belittled his weaknesses, and finally sold him.
"Qingniang, you... um—" Liu Sheng struggled to get up and talk to Su Zaozao. Su Zaozao cheerfully collected the money, knocked him unconscious when he saw this, and said to Manager Liu: "Don't worry, he is the only one in his family, and none of his relatives and friends have any serious fame. You can take it home and use it as you like!"
Of course, Guanshi Liu was willing to pay after confirming these things. Seeing this, he clasped his fists happily and thanked Su Zaozao. The heroine is no longer acquainted, so I wish the heroine Pengcheng a bright future."
Isn't it a big deal!
After eloping with someone and selling his lover, he can happily count the money. It's the first time Guanshi Liu has been the tortoise of the brothel for so many years, and it's a rare thing to see.
Su Zaozao also learned how to clasp his fists, so let's just say goodbye.
"Nia, what am I going to do in this dungeon world?"
Naia, who was watching Su Zaozao's trade the whole time, was silent for a while, and then said weakly, "Maybe you meet more weird things."
Su Zao nodded, and stopped to rest when passing a simple tea shed at a three-way intersection, drank a bowl of tea, picked up a small bag of steamed buns for dry food, chatted with the owner of the tea shed, and chose a road to continue walking.
On this day, Su, who had already changed into a Taoist nun's attire, hurried to a village. Seeing the sun go down, it was inevitable that he would spend the night in the wilderness.
When I was eating noodles, I found out that this is a village under Xinyang County, which is only five or six miles away from the county seat. If there are horses on the road, they can enter the county seat overnight.
"However, this old man advises Xiangu not to travel at night." The old shopkeeper looked around, then leaned over and whispered: "Recently, our Xinyang County is not very peaceful!"
When Su Zao heard this, his eyes lit up, he put down his chopsticks and slapped his hand, poured a cup of tea for the old shopkeeper himself, and pretended to say, "I wonder if the old shopkeeper can tell you something?"
It just so happened that there was no one in the store at the moment, the old shopkeeper hesitated for a moment, sat down anyway, and spoke in a low voice.
It is said that in Xinyang County, there have always been middle-aged men whose hearts have been gouged out recently, and the scars on their chests seem to have been dug open by sharp scratches.What else can do this kind of thing except goblins and ghosts!
"The old man also sees Xiangu's extraordinary bearing, which is not comparable to ordinary people, so I will tell you one or two."
Su Zao thanked him early and asked for another room to rest here.
When going upstairs, Su Zao heard four big men coming in noisily, ordered some food and then loudly asked the old shopkeeper if there were any rooms left.
Su Zao guessed that the last room should be his own, and he was quite lucky, so he closed the door afterwards and didn't hear the sound from below.
In the middle of the night, Su Zao was awakened by a burst of yelling.
Rubbing his eyes, he got out of bed and opened the door, only to find that no one else in the shop was woken up except himself.
It shouldn't be, such a loud noise is calling for help and screaming.
Su Zaozao immediately sensed something was wrong, thought for a while, picked up the stick behind the door to prop it up, went downstairs and opened the door to look outside.
Taking a closer look, Su Zaozao was startled.
On the village street where two carriages could pass side by side, a man with bare feet and upper body, wearing only a pair of single trousers was shaking his trousers with one hand and running wildly towards the county town with disheveled hair.
What's even more bizarre is that the man chasing behind him is actually a female zombie with a stiff body, arms stretched forward, long curly nails like iron hooks, and a face as pale as gold paper!
Seeing that it was a zombie with a dead body, Su Zao's foot that had been parked inside the threshold suddenly gained the confidence to step forward.
"Hey! Where is the monster coming again! Look at the stick!" Su Zaozao yelled, picked up the stick and chased after him.
The man running for his life in front heard the voice behind him, and almost burst into tears, but now he has already run on the road to the county, and when he turns back, he will meet the female corpse head-on, so he has no choice but to continue to move forward Run, I just hope that the person who comes to save me behind me can quickly take away this evil thing behind my ass!
Strange to say, the female corpse was indifferent to Su Zaozao who was chasing after her, and she was determined to run after the barefoot man.If it weren't for the urgent situation at this time, Su would have suspected that this was some kind of unresolved grievance.
The two of them ran forward in one column with one dead body, and finally reached the eastern suburbs. The big man saw a temple not far in front of him, and could vaguely hear the sound of knocking wooden fish, so he hurried over and smashed the temple door.
But for some reason, the monk inside stopped the sound of the wooden fish, and did not come to save people for a long while.The big man suddenly heard a gust of wind blowing behind him, and when he looked back, the female corpse had chased him a foot away.
The big man was terrified, and in a hurry he saw a big tree surrounded by several people, just enough for him to hide for a while.Su Zao had already discovered that his physique was far superior to that of ordinary people, and even his innate talent for strength had also been enhanced. Now he ran after him for five or six miles without blushing or panting.
Seeing that the big man and the female corpse were playing "peek-a-boo" around a big tree, without delay, he rushed forward and hit the female corpse on the back of the neck with a round stick.
——It's all about beating zombies.
The author has something to say:
This is the corpse change in Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio. The story is probably that four coachmen settled down in a small shop when the sun went down. There was no room, so the shopkeeper arranged them in the small courtyard of his home. The shopkeeper’s daughter-in-law died. The morgue is parked in the outer room outside the small room, and the son has not returned from buying a coffin.
In the middle of the night, the female corpse got up and blew on the male guests. One of the guests woke up and hid in the quilt and dared not breathe. To be honest, I read this story when I was a child. The ghost blows up QAQ
The ending is that the male guest escaped the attack of the female corpse by relying on the tree outside the temple. The female corpse pierced her hands into the tree trunk and could not be pulled out. She was arrested by the government after dawn.
PS: It's late to check the story information, sorry wow
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