[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

This is an ordinary village, the villagers work at sunrise and rest at sunset.

Yun Wanggui observed this place for a whole day, but he didn't find anything special, and the inside pages of the book in his hand were all blank, except for a line of words on the title page - Preface. First Arrival in Another World.

...that's kind of confusing.

Yun Wanggui is not a passive waiter, so he simply asked the roadside tea stall owner: "Toujia, do you know if there is a girl nearby..."

He described Yi Congyao's appearance and characteristics, but the tea stall owner could only shake his head after thinking for a long time: "Our village is only so big, and the neighbors are very familiar, but I have never seen the girl you mentioned before." Well . . . but through the woods ahead and across the river there's another big town, and there might be a clue there."

"grateful."

Yun Wanggui put the book on his back, and headed towards the direction indicated by the owner of the tea stand.

The grove is a magical existence in the misery. All fighting accidents often happen in the grove. Most martial arts practitioners have developed a habit, and they will automatically alert when they enter the grove.

Yun Wanggui is no exception.

As a result of the vigilance, there was indeed an accident ahead.

Several disciples were surrounding a girl, but the poor girl dodged left and right, unable to get away, she was about to cry.

Yun Wanggui immediately moved to force those people back, and sent the girl all the way home.

The girl who was rescued looked at him shyly and timidly with a reddish face: "Thank you benefactor for your rescue, can you stay for a while and let the little girl prepare meals and drinks with her family to express her gratitude."

Yun Wanggui would meet this kind of thing from time to time when he travels the rivers and lakes, so he naturally knew the other party's purpose, so he declined with a light smile: "Miss, you don't need to be polite, I have something else to do, so I will leave first."

"Emperor..."

The girl wanted to persuade her to stay again, but Yun Wanggui said bluntly: "Miss, I am looking for my wife, so don't worry about it. Please."

After he finished speaking, he continued on his way. Unexpectedly, the book shook slightly. He stopped and took it out for a look, and saw that a line of text had appeared on the inner page——

[Yun Wanggui was a hero to save the beauty, and was almost betrothed by the girl. This arsonist is really a sinful man. ]

Yun Wanggui: "..."

2.

After arriving at the big town mentioned by the tea stall owner, Yun Wanggui continued to ask around to see if anyone had seen Yi Congyao.

The people he asked looked a little unnatural.

"Are you talking about a girl who appeared recently? Ah, I just came back after going out to sell goods for a long time, I don't know."

"I don't know, I haven't seen it."

"We rarely see foreigners here..."

After he asked more than a dozen people, an old woman squinted her eyes and recalled something, tremblingly said: "The girl who walked alone, I saw it a few days ago, it seems that I went to the mountain with someone."

Speaking of the word "on the mountain", the old woman's body trembled slightly, and there was a trace of fear in her cloudy old eyes: "The mountain is very dangerous, I advise you not to go."

"Thank you."

Yun Wanggui didn't take it seriously, and went straight up the mountain. After crossing two ridges, he found a cottage.

Yun Wanggui's heart tightened, and he immediately used his kung fu method to enter with light, sneaked into the stronghold without anyone noticing, and searched around.

The cottage is very big, so he first went to the main hall to observe the movement, and listened to the conversation of the bandit chiefs inside. One of the bandit chiefs said, "Recently, I have caught a few women with thin skin and tender flesh", and ordered his subordinates to go to the prison to bring them out to accompany the wine, Yun Wang Gui then followed, sneaked into the prison, stunned the guarding bandits, and released all the prisoners.

——but did not see Yi Congyao either.

From an imprisoned villager, he learned that there was indeed another girl who was thrown in a dark prison by bandits to wait for death because she was too poor to serve others.

He hurriedly found the darkest cell in the corner, and rescued Yi Congyao, who was pale and breathing weakly.

Having not seen her for many years, Yun Wanggui was both excited and guilty, he hugged her tightly and left the prison, surrounded by bandits who came like a tide, and he was easily dealt with.

In the end, the bandit leader, who knew he couldn't beat him, simply knelt down and begged for mercy: "Hero, spare your life! We are forced to do nothing!"

"By bullying men and women, are the common people being forced to do nothing?"

"Heroes don't know, this place is originally a place where bandits were raised by gangsters. We were originally villagers, and most of the things we robbed would be offered as offerings. If we don't rob, if we don't offer offerings, the people nearby will have no way out. ..."

Yun Wanggui was speechless.

It's not that he has never heard of this kind of secret collusion, but it is the first time he has encountered it.

"Don't think that I will forget what you have done." Yun Wanggui put his sword around the neck of the bandit leader: "Since he was also a villager in the past, it is even more abhorrent to help the tyrant."

"Forgive me, forgive me, let's make up for it, and make it right now," the bandit leader who was worried about his life and getting angry simply motioned for the bandits to kowtow again and again: "Hero, you will be our boss from now on, and you will do whatever you say!"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

The book in his arms vibrated again.

He put away his sword, took out the book and looked, and sure enough there were a few lines——

[Yun Wanggui subdued the bandits, how will he deal with the fight in the rivers and lakes in the future, and how will he manage his personal power?Will he become Long Aotian who is climbing to the top, or a farmer who is willing to be mediocre and return to the garden? ]

... Thank you, I am here to find a wife, and I am not very interested in these two paths.

After so many years of being tempered by all kinds of weird and bizarre dreams, Yun Wanggui had a direction after thinking for a moment.

Since the unidentified woman who manipulated the dream clearly stated that he was trying to find Cong Yao himself, he would definitely not be aimless. Maybe this book is the clue.

The book is still in the prologue, so this dream should not end in a short time, when there is a follow-up plot development.

Yun Wanggui looked at the bandits who were kneeling and begging for mercy in front of him, suddenly flung his clothes, stepped on the chair of the head of the bandit, pointed at the bandit leader and said, "Since you want to be my younger brother, then...you, go and ask me Good doctor come!"

"Uh, please doctor? Boss, are you not in good health?" The former bandit leader changed his role very quickly, rubbing his hands with a dog-legged smile: "Shall I find some beautiful girls for you..."

"Shut up!" Yun Wanggui pouted his chin to signal everyone to look at Yi Congyao who was placed aside by him: "That's your future sister-in-law, immediately invite the doctor to see her!"

"Yes Yes!"

The crowd rushed out of the main hall like headless flies to find the doctor, while Yun Wanggui carried Yi Congyao into the former bandit chief's room, gently put her down, covered her with the quilt, and said softly, "Don't pretend to be asleep, those gangsters Everyone's gone."

Yi Cong Yao's eyelashes trembled slightly, slowly opened his eyes, and looked at him with a little vigilance: "Who are you? Why did you save me... Also, say that..."

"Don't worry, I'm not a bad person."

He had never seen Yi Congyao like this, although she was weak but very real, full of emotion and vitality.

Yi Congyao gripped the quilt nervously: "Have we met?"

"Probably, I've seen it in my dream." Yun Wanggui recalled the clues of the dream, and smiled deliberately: "The future wife in my dream is exactly the same as yours."

At this moment, he felt the book tremble again. This time the book appeared in words that only he could read, and Chapter 1 "First Encounter in the Shanzhai" was added to the catalog on the title page, and then the text narration emerged——

[Yi Congyao opened her eyes and saw that handsome man with a bad attitude brazenly said that she was exactly like his dream wife, she thought to herself, this man is so flirtatious, he looks like a seasoned flirt, I have to be careful. ]

Yun Wanggui: "..."

... Cong Yao, listen to my explanation.

Then the second sentence continued to emerge——

[Yi Congyao thinks of her congenital heart disease and is very distressed. I hope the doctor I found can help her stabilize the situation. ]

Yun Wanggui immediately took out the Yangyuan Pill he was carrying and sent it to Yicong Yaokou: "You have a congenital disease, taking this pill should help."

Yi Congyao looked at him hesitantly.

Yun Wanggui smiled and said, "Don't worry, if I have bad intentions, why wait until now?"

Yi Congyao had no choice but to swallow the medicine pill with his hand, and sure enough, his complexion improved in a moment.

Yun Wanggui thought that although she had recovered her original nature now, she seemed to have no memory, and he shouldn't be too hasty to make her feel uneasy, so he told her to "take a good rest" and left the room.

Subconsciously took out the book, and added another line of text in it——

[Some of the bandits fled to the behind-the-scenes backing of Longhumen to report. The head of Longhumen is trying to use public opinion to beat him down and attribute Yun Wang to the bandit leader. The two nearby towns and fourteen villages are all within the sphere of influence of Longhumen. He trusted him very much, but he didn't know that he was actually the man behind the scenes who used bandits to raise bandits.How will Yun Wanggui face the angry people? ]

Yun Wanggui: "..."

The people kept in the dark naturally hated the bandits who wantonly looted the village. Longhumen has been operating here for many years and has a high reputation. It may not be easy for me to expose their true colors for a while.

But if you sit still and become passive...

Yun Wanggui tried hard to think of a way to allow the dream to continue smoothly without affecting Yi Congyao's personal safety, and he closed the book, his eyes fell on the picture on the cover, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration.

The village bully and his little wife.

Hmm... So, what should a village tyrant look like? ? ?

3.

Dragon Tiger Gate failed!

Was beaten to pieces!

Although he has a little power, he is considered a local tyrant if he supports the sky, so how can he not handle it?

Longhumen, who had discarded his helmet and armor, returned to his old lair, crying for his father and mother, and selling miserably to the common people.

It's over, the toubob who occupies the mountain as the king is so powerful, everyone will have a bad life in the future!

The restless people were all in danger. The nearest village to the bandit village gathered the clan elders for a meeting overnight. Finally, the old village chief sighed: "This old bone of mine has not lived for a few years, so I will go to the village in person and pay my respects." Let’s talk about the new King of the Mountain... the Dragon and Tiger Gates can’t protect us, so we can only bow our heads and make offerings.”

Under the fearful and tearful eyes of the villagers, the old village chief walked to the cottage in three steps and one panting.

After Yun Wanggui heard the report, he wanted someone to invite him in, and said to Yi Congyao in a low voice: "Miss Yi, I will wrong you to do a play for me later."

"what?"

Yi Congyao went in without knowing it.

At this moment, the old village chief was brought in, Yun Wanggui immediately put Yi Congyao into his arms, and put on a ruffian expression: "Old man, are you here to visit the pier with me?"

"Your Majesty, the folks heard that your Majesty is coming, please come and pay your respects, uh..." The old village head had a humble and flattering smile on his vicissitudes face: "I don't know what instructions your Majesty has for us?"

"Ha, compliments... there is no sincerity in sending you an old man!"

Yun Wanggui slammed the table, making the old man with the white beard tremble in fright, almost kneeling down.

Although Yi Congyao didn't understand what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd, seeing it, he couldn't bear to hold Yun Wanggui's sleeve: "The old man is getting old, don't scare him."

"Yeah." Yun Wanggui softened his face and nodded lightly, and reluctantly glanced at the old village chief: "I hate the excitement, so don't bother me if you have nothing to do, I don't bother to ask about other villages, you are under my nose, don't cause trouble !"

"Yes, yes." The old village chief didn't expect Yun Wanggui to give such a response, and he said while the iron was hot: "Then I would like to ask about the offering..."

"My wife is not in good health, and the village is very cold, so you ask the young people in the village to deliver charcoal regularly, as well as chicken, duck and fish." Yun Wanggui quickly explained: "Of course, I will not treat you badly, brothers are responsible for protecting the whole country. It is safe to enter and leave the village, and as for the offerings... I will give you [-]% off the market price."

Old village head & bandit:? ? ?

Seriously? Your Majesty, I've never heard that you can collect money for offering sacrifices to bandits!

"That's it. I want to go for a walk with my wife. You can go back."

Yun Wanggui waved his hand like chasing away flies.

The old village head bowed back with gratitude, Yun Wanggui took Yi Congyao as if he really wanted to go for a walk, walked to the back mountain, waited for no one around, and then let her go.

"Sorry, I'm sorry." He felt a little tired after playing the King of the Mountain game once: "No, I can't fool those people."

Yi Congyao frowned slightly and looked at him: "What do you want to do?"

"Hey, it's nothing. These bandits... It's impossible for them to reform immediately. Let's do this first, reform slowly, reform slowly."

Yun Wanggui turned his face away guiltily, and the handwriting transformed into a book appeared in his field of vision again——

[Yi Congyao recalled Yun Wanggui's whole set of operations just now, and couldn't help suspecting that he was a showman, maybe it was the son of a rich family who ran out of the house to experience the 99 things that must be done when walking in the rivers and lakes? ]

Yun Wanggui: "..."

... Cong Yao, I now believe that you have a big brain, and it has nothing to do with the ability to dream, really.

4.

Since then, Shanzhai has entered a new era of development.

The bandits follow the Confucian style, do morning exercises every day, and then recite the Four Books and Five Classics. Yun Wanggui personally supervises—the master of Wenfenggu and the doctor of the Five Classics of Defeng Gudao are so strict with the students.

It has to be said that this made Yun Wanggui feel as happy as a dean.

The hard-working bandit boys can't say anything. In addition to physical exercise and cultural learning, they have to go down the mountain regularly to help the villagers weed and deliver goods to dredge the river.

Under the jurisdiction of Yun Wanggui, the local tyrant, the village is peaceful. Of course, there are occasional troublemakers who are beaten by him. The main targets of the beating include young people who are idle and stealing, scumbags who abuse the elderly and their wives, and traders who bully the weak and dominate the market.

He declared loudly in the village——

"I am the tyrant of this village, who dares to break ground on my head, weigh your own weight!"

When he said this sentence, he noticed that Yi Congyao turned her head and suppressed her smile with sharp eyes, and her mental activities also emerged in the form of words——

[Yi Congyao thinks that Yun Wanggui is in the second grade, but he is also very energetic. He can't help but envy his open-minded attitude and exuberant vitality. This is a feeling that I have never felt since I was suffering from heart disease since childhood. ]

……Um?

Yun Wanggui felt as if he had grasped something, but insights are intangible things, and they often come and go quickly.

"Miss Yi."

When there was no one around, Yun Wanggui would address her as a girl, and Yi Congyao was already used to the way others did the first thing and the second, so he raised his eyes: "What?"

"After this period of recuperation, your heart disease has improved a lot. Do you want to try martial arts?"

"Me?" Yi Congyao asked in surprise, "Can I practice martial arts?"

"Some simple health-preserving boxing techniques, within your means, are also good for your body." Yun Wang returned to his words and began to fight a set of entry-level health-preserving boxing, and then said to her with a smile in his eyes: "Come and try? "

Yi Congyao hesitantly imitated his posture and put on a posture, while he corrected his movements beside her.

He paid great attention to the proportion of his movements, but Yi Congyao blushed a little and her heart beat a little. Under his guidance, she managed to finish half of the routine and then stopped.

"You don't have to force it, health preservation is a long-term process." Yun Wanggui gave her a hand: "Think about what else you want to do, so that you can feel happy."

Yi Congyao lowered his head and thought for a moment: "I...I want to write something."

"Oh? Write what?"

"Some...stories."

"Writing a story? Interesting. I'll get you some more pens and paper."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Just after Yun Wanggui finished speaking, the title of the new chapter of "The Village Tyrant and His Little Wife" came into view—Chapter X, the birth of a writer.

Yun Wanggui:? ? ?

Then it was Yi Congyao's mental activity——

[Yi Congyao felt a lot of gratitude towards Yun Wanggui. She came to this other world alone and received a lot of care from him, and even helped her find ways to have fun in life.How about... just write some interesting rivers and lakes stories with him as the protagonist!It's just...he is very polite to himself in private, maybe the phrase 'you are exactly the same as the wife in my dream' when we first met was really a joke of him. ]

Yun Wanggui: "..."

...Oops, did you make the progress too slow? !