[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

Wang Xiaoran, the master of Yijiao in Wanzheng Dynasty City, has been trapped in the seal of Youdu for several years.

During the long years, Junlin Heidi sent demon generals to recruit him more than once. Many subordinates who were sealed with him were already seriously injured after the seal battle that year. In the end, either due to injury or illness, he died.

Years of blockade made Wang Xiaoran gradually deliberate and understand how everything developed to this point. If he said hate, he would naturally hate. He hated the three religions for treachery, but more of it was self-blame.

In the past, he believed in the three religions, even at the risk of handing over his newborn child as a hostage, but in the end, his family was ruined and Yijiao was destroyed. He was ashamed of his wife, his child, and all the disciples who followed him to the death.

Thinking of Xuan Miao who took refuge in the Confucian school earlier, I don't know what happened to him, would Ying Wuqian let him go?

and three poor children...

In the dark and sealed world, Wang Xiaoran sat on the cold stone wall with her head in regret, the seven-foot man was helpless and alone, drinking the feeling of loneliness and desolation.

Just when he was in the midst of memories and regrets, a ray of light suddenly leaked in front of his eyes. He raised his head in disbelief, and saw that ray of light continued to enlarge, and finally formed a road, which seemed to lead him out of the darkness.

...This is probably a dream, the seal he made was not destroyed so easily.

It's a dream, it's a dream.

Maybe he couldn't hold on any longer, so he wove a sweet dream for himself.

But even if it was a dream, he couldn't restrain himself from getting up and walking, following the light source, and embarking on the road leading to nowhere. He was cautious at the beginning, but gradually accelerated his pace.

The white light pierced his eyes with tears, and there seemed to be some force tearing his body around him. After a painful struggle, he found himself standing in the snow and ice, a Taoist in white sitting alone playing the flute, hearing the movement , looked over in surprise.

The two looked at each other and recognized each other. The surprise in Taoist's eyes gradually turned into surprise and alertness. Just when he was about to speak, Daozhen's space suddenly distorted.

"Kara" "Kara"...

The constantly flickering white light hurt their eyes.

Wang Xiaoran subconsciously covered her eyes, opened her eyes again after getting used to it, and saw a group of strangely dressed humans carrying black gun barrel-shaped tools facing her, and a group of men and women wearing various vests who looked in a hurry. And eagerly poked the black object in his hand to his mouth: "Professor Wang, what did you find in Youdu?"

"Does Youdu really hide alien fossils?"

"Are you really going to investigate this time? Some people say that you sneaked into the ruins of Youdu because you were persecuted. Can you tell me in detail..."

Another group of people flocked to the Taoist in white, and they also rushed to ask a series of questions: "Master Swordsman, why did Professor Wang dig a hole out of the Supreme Mansion? Is the Supreme Mansion a base for guarding aliens as rumored?"

"May I ask which galaxy the aliens come from? Is there any relevant records in the Taishang Mansion?"

"Is this group of aliens going to destroy the earth?"

"Please describe to us the specific image of the alien. Is it similar to Ultraman or Trisolaran? Or is it like Gundam, Saiyan, or Frieza?"

"Master Swordsman, I have a question. The fact that the Taishang Mansion can be used as a base for guarding aliens means that ancient cultivators have superpowers and can fly with swords and fight cattle across mountains?"

"Master swordsman..."

Wang Xiaoran & Jian Fei said: "..."

... who's going to tell them what the hell happened? !

The scene was full of noise, and the two palace lords, who were aware of the movement, hurried over, and they didn't understand where Daozhen suddenly came from so many mortals.

Tianji drove everyone away with a cold face, and raised his sleeves, everyone felt an invisible force pushing them away, the camera signal was interrupted, but the flying camera recorded the last scene——

The two palace lords floated up out of thin air.

……

"Wow——! Yufeng by virtue! The Taoist priest really has superpowers!"

"I just said that the Chinese civilization is extensive and profound, how could it be impossible to develop superpowers? I worship Marvel all day long. What are Marvel heroes? I don't know that flying with a sword is my basic Chinese practice? Hahahahaha..."

"Cut, which marketing account produced a low-cost comprehension online drama? Don't you know that after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a master?"

"Your sister in the web drama, didn't you see Professor Wang in the camera? Sixteen subversive innovations and inventions, a national treasure-level scientist, although he is a bit speechless in recent years' research on aliens."

"That's right, it's really Professor Wang. I remember he was reported missing two years ago? How did he get to the Taishang Mansion?"

"Reporters on the scene are asking whether the Taishang Mansion is a base to suppress aliens. I think the water is very deep."

There was a commotion on the Internet, and Yun Wanggui, who was reading the headlines, was drinking Happy Fat House water while looking at Yi Congyao, who was sitting in front of the vanity mirror and putting on a mask.

"...Well, my wife, did your colleagues from the TV station go to the Taishang Mansion to appear?"

"Ah, it seems to be." Yi Congyao carefully pressed the mask until it was compliant, and then turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's very lively on the Internet right now..." Yun Wanggui pointed to the computer screen to signal Yi Congyao to take a look, but found that the headlines and trending searches had disappeared.

"I was caught so soon, there must be something wrong." Yi Congyao, who is the host of the TV station in Dreamland, said with no surprise: "Tomorrow the TV station will definitely announce it. Don't worry about it, go to bed early."

Yi Congyao patted Yun Wanggui on the shoulder, climbed onto the bed by himself, and picked up the tablet to read the work materials for the next day.

Yun Wanggui turned off the computer to wash up, and soon climbed onto the bed, tentatively asking, "Cong Yao, is there an interview tomorrow?"

"Yes, it's still a show about getting rid of poverty and going to the grassroots level." Yi Congyao suddenly reached out and squeezed the soft flesh on Yun Wanggui's cheek and twisted it lightly: "I told you not to drink Coke, I won't want you if you get fat."

"No way." Yun Wanggui said in his heart that he was a martial arts practitioner who had stepped into the innate realm, and he came back after a bit of luck. Afraid of coke, he pulled Yi Congyao's hand to his stomach: "Look, The mermaid line is intact."

"Beautiful you," Yi Congyao punched him, took off the mask, patted his cheeks until the essence on his face was fully absorbed, and fell into Yun Wanggui's arms: "Go to sleep."

2.

"Dangdangdang..." A man in black appeared surreptitiously near the Taishang Mansion, and said to himself to the camera of his mobile phone: "My dears, guess where I am? I sneaked into the Taishang Mansion! Today I sneaked into the Taishang Mansion!" Go in and see if there are really aliens, and the daily practice of Taoists. If you can capture a shot of Yujian flying, let’s collapse the three views together... Haha, let’s not talk about it, it does not conform to the core values. All in all, if you have anything else you want to see, leave a message as soon as possible! I'll go—”

The man in black threw a rope with a hook, and the sharp-eyed audience had already seen that it was a special tool for outdoor rock climbing, and they all shouted "666" in the live broadcast room.

Just as he nimbly climbed up the wall of the Taishang Mansion, the Taoist priest in white appeared on top of the wall out of the blue, and persuaded him with kind words: "Don't disturb the purity of your practice, please go back."

The audience didn't see how the Taoist master exerted his strength. In short, the Internet celebrity UP master who tried to break into the Taishang Mansion directly landed on the ground with his buttocks flat on the sand and falling wild geese.

But no one paid attention to him. A large number of female viewers poured into the live broadcast room at some point, crying and howling, "Master Swordsman let me take another look at you", "Beauty Crit 1551", "I love Daoist Master, you are so beautiful, little fresh meat" Hurry up and hang yourself." "When will the Daoist make his debut?"...

"Baby, didn't you see me fall? Do you still love me?" The internet celebrity anchor held Xizi's heart in front of the camera, and then said seriously: "Let me describe the feeling just now to everyone. It's too evil... Ah, I'm sorry, it's not evil, it's magical. With my many years of outdoor rock climbing experience, why did I fall? This is the magic of China..."

Inside the wall of the Taishang Mansion, Jian Feidao shook his head with a headache and walked back to the inner court.

These are the No. 20 six mortals who tried to sneak into the Taishang Mansion these days.

Moreover, the Taishang Mansion does not seem to be in the Distress Dimension at present. According to the investigation of the Earth Limit Mansion Master, the entire Dao Town and even Wankai Dynasty City have been pulled into a different space.

Who would be able to do this?Youdu?

Jian Feidao couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't want to.

The Master of Tianji Mansion is still interrogating Wang Xiaoran.

Wang Xiaoran has explained everything he knows, but the matter is very important, not to mention that Yijiao is already a recognized traitor, Tianji doesn't really believe his words.

The two sides were at a stalemate, but suddenly someone broke the balance.

The head teacher of Taoism, Chong Yuzhi, came with the deputy Taoist master, and asked the Taishang Mansion to release Wang Xiaoran by name; not long after, Ying Wuqian, the head teacher of Confucianism, also came.

——However, both parties are wearing fancy clothes like those mortals, so it is very confusing.

The Tianji Mansion Venerable was about to have a seizure, so he quickly persuaded him, saying that he might as well see what kind of medicine those two parties were selling in the gourd.

Wang Xiaoran was extremely reluctant to come forward, he knew too well what Chong Yuzhi and Ying Wuqian were here for, they wanted to kill people to silence them.

However, he couldn't help himself, when he stepped out of the gate of the Taishang Mansion, a group of men and women in various vests holding guns and guns were facing him.

"Professor Wang, are there any aliens in the Taishang Mansion?"

"Professor Wang, have you been illegally imprisoned by aliens?"

"I forgot whether there are any practitioners in the Taishang Mansion..."

"Professor Forget..."

Wang Xiaoran was very uncomfortable with this atmosphere, standing at a loss, suddenly Chong Yuzhi and Ying Wuqian rushed in front of him at the same time, holding his left and right hands respectively.

Chong Yuzhi: "Professor Wang, welcome home."

Ying Wuqian: "Professor Wang, Longyuan County is your home, and all the people in the county are waiting for you."

Chong Yuzhi and Ying Wuqian looked at each other, and it seemed that lightning and thunder could be seen in the air.

"Professor Wang's ancestral home is Wanzheng, what does it have to do with your Longyuan County?"

"Professor Wang has been missing for two years and I haven't seen you. Wan Zheng took rescue measures."

"Why, didn't I ask the Taishang Mansion to pay attention at any time? Didn't I just let me wait?"

"Ha, I think you want to grab political achievements?"

"We, Wanzheng, have always attached great importance to talents."

"You did snatch away a lot of talents when the districts and counties were dismantled back then, but if you valued talents, why would you force Professor Wang away? Professor Wang, you should come to our Longyuan County. Our talent policy is very strong. Provide you with the best scientific research conditions.”

Wang Xiaoran&Jian Feidao&Heavenly Limits: "..."

...Do you have some serious illness? !

Just when Chong Yuzhi and Ying Wuqian were arguing endlessly, a majestic figure suddenly appeared on the red carpet used to greet Wang Xiaoran, and came aggressively with steps that no relatives would recognize.

"Chongyu decree, Ying Wuqian," Jun Fengtian held the arrest warrant and led a group of Haofa Xiutang apprentices, with a serious expression: "After investigation, you two are suspected of serious violations of laws and disciplines. Please come with us."

Yun Wanggui and Mo Qingchi in front of the TV: "..."

...What is the theme of this dream?Sweeping black and evil, fighting corruption and promoting integrity?

This time he is still a physical education teacher at Defeng High School, and his wife is a TV host. The difference is that his wife likes to write novels in her spare time.

He has read his wife's texts, and he has a lot of ideas. There are many works that use him and fellow practitioners as materials, and some of them even have similarities with the dreams he has experienced.

Yun Wanggui turned off the TV, lay on his back on the sofa and closed his eyes to rest, while thinking about Yi Congyao's life experience.

3.

Ying Wuqian, the youngest head teacher in the history of Confucianism, had an absurd dream.

In the dream, he seemed to be in another time and space, he was still high-spirited and high-spirited, but he couldn't help but make many strange words and deeds.

...But the absurdity of the dream doesn't need to be investigated for the time being. Who will tell him why he wakes up from the dream and gathers together with Mo Qingchi, Yi Xuanmiao and others outside a majestic palace?

There were many people chatting with each other in low voices around, and Ying Wuqian seemed to hear words like "general election".

"Silence!" The ceremony official on the high platform signaled Yu Lingwei to control the field, and then raised his voice, half beating and half pointing: "Today's general election, please abide by the palace rules, and don't be rude. --kill."

The light "kill" was full of infinite coercion, and no one on the scene dared to do it again.

The ceremony official looked at the waiting room where order had been restored, nodded and let Yu Lingwei put away his knife, announcing the start of the general election.

The two masters of ceremonies presented the roster, one of them held one end of the scroll, unfolded it respectfully, and the ceremonial officer rolled the names one by one.

"Wanzheng Dynasty City, Ying Wuqian, Yixuanmiao, ink pours into the pool, sword is not the way."

"Defeng Ancient Road, Jade Li Jing, profound and unprovoked, cloud forgetting to return..."

After counting the personnel, the nobleman sitting behind the bamboo curtain chuckled: "This year's general election is really full of talents, especially Wanzheng and Defeng Gudao... I remember that Mo Qingchi belonged to Defeng Gudao, when did it move? Wan Sakai?"

The ceremonial officer turned his head and responded in a low voice: "Yes, according to the investigation, Mo Qingchi has moved into Wanzheng for some time."

"Well, go ahead."

"Yes." The courtesy officer got the order, and shouted in full of anger: "Everyone has—"

Everyone then listened attentively, and the ceremony officer began to read out the first selection criteria for the general election according to the regulations: "Virgin|Men, please step forward——"

His tone was drawn out, and his expression was still solemn, but everyone present was stunned at the same time, thinking that he had heard it wrong.

Yun Wanggui looked at Ying Wuqian, who was frowning on the left, and Yu Lijing, who was slightly dazed on the right, and then silently and consciously took a step back from the motionless queue of collective petrification.

Well, if I remember correctly, just now he was watching his wife write in another dream.

So what's going on now...

——Yun Wanggui suddenly realized.

He is in the brain hole of his wife's brain hole.

Good guy, no wonder my wife was chosen by the mysterious person who manipulated dreams. This doll is full of holes, and the brains of ordinary people probably can't bear it.