[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

"By the way, Yun Guier, you must be hungry, right?" The visitor took out half a cornbread and stuffed it into Yun Wanggui's hand, then ran outside the house to ding ding dong dong, and re-entered with a bowl of hot vegetable soup Room.

"These are the only things at home, Yun Guier, you hurry up and eat, I've made an agreement with Teacher Wang, and you'll go back to school when you're done."

Yun Wanggui looked at the rough tortilla in his hand, then at the bland vegetable soup, still in a daze, but everything in front of him was too real.

Gradually, it seemed that a cloud of fog clouded his thinking, and he ate half of the rough-tasting tortilla with the vegetable soup in a daze under the repeated urging of the person.

Then, being helped out of bed by that person, he walked out of the dilapidated door weakly.

The sun shone on him, and the village house in the Chunlin realm was still in front of him. The villagers were busy in the fields. The village chief came slowly to this dilapidated house with his hands behind his back, and smiled when he saw him go out: "Yun Guier is awake!" ?”

"Wake up, wake up, thank the village chief for thinking about it."

The people around him were the first to say thank you, the room was too dark just now, Yun Wanggui only now saw that it was a girl, with a thin figure, but a pair of eyes that were vivid, and her appearance seemed somewhat familiar.

"Just wake up, listen to Uncle's words, don't drop out of school, our village finally has a child who can read, no matter how difficult it is, I will find a way for you."

"Hey! Thank you, village chief! With your words, I feel relieved!"

The girl kept thanking her.

The village chief continued: "Erya, take good care of Yun Gui'er. From now on, if he really goes to college, your good days will come soon."

"Okay, village chief, I wish he could go to college."

...Why did everyone change their accent?

Yun Wanggui thought about it bewilderedly, always felt that this accent should not be, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

A sudden memory popped into his mind. He vaguely remembered that his name was Liu Yungui. He was a freshman in high school this year. He lived in Liujia Village, a poor village. There was a child daughter-in-law, Liu Erya, who was one year older than him. After his death, Erya took care of him and focused on making him study hard and go to university...

Thinking about these things gives me a headache.

Yun Wanggui couldn't help pressing his head.

Seeing that he was not feeling well, Erya hurriedly dragged him in to rest again, and brought his schoolbag over by the way: "Yun Guier, read a book for a while, I have to go to work in the fields."

"Hmm." Yun Wanggui's thoughts were entangled between reality and dreams, and he responded casually.

be in college"?

Among the Four Books and Five Classics, "University" is not the most prominent one. Why are you so obsessed with reading "University"? Don't you need to study "The Book of Songs" and "The Analects of Confucius"?

He flipped open a textbook.

sinA=%^#$^^*……,

cosB=#￥…*&….

Yun Wanggui closed the textbook and took a deep breath.

...What the hell is this? !

2.

Yun Wanggui is not stupid, on the contrary he is actually very smart.

So after the dream lasted for several days, he vaguely understood the key to getting rid of this "dream"——

He has to be admitted to what those people call "university".

A simple dream is not terrible, but what is terrible is that the dream seems to be integrated with the real environment. In this "dream", the villagers in the Chunlin Realm play the role of family members who enthusiastically support "Liu Yungui"'s studies, and his father is the one who placed his best wishes on him. The highly anticipated class teacher "Teacher Wang" - it was this that made him alert.

Although my father is a knight-errant, he was originally a Confucian from the Wenfeng Valley. He has been in the martial arts all these years and has seen a lot.

Those who can do this are either brilliant illusionists or demons with powerful hypnotic abilities.

who can that be?

Thinking of the secret that the village name mentioned to him on the day of worship, he bit his pen and thought, could it be that his newlywed "wife" really had some ulterior secret?

Just thinking about it, the face of "Liu Erya" came close to him, and a pair of bright eyes showed dissatisfaction: "Yun Guier, you can't do this! Why are you still in a daze? Hurry up and do your homework! Why are you sick? I didn't miss my homework, what's wrong this time..."

Yun Wanggui: "..."

Although the "Liu Erya" in the dream is a little thinner, she can still see the beauty, and she is just like his cheap wife.

Yun Wanggui started to have a headache again, so he quickly concentrated and continued to fight with homework.

It's about... three-dimensional geometry is so difficult.

What is the past perfect and the past perfect continuous?

Although young and young, Yun Wanggui, who had already read the Four Books and Five Classics with his father, felt very tormented.

3.

In terms of the senses, this dream about taking the university entrance exam lasted for three full years.

Time is a terrible weapon. Yun Wanggui often temporarily forgets his fundamental purpose in the sea of ​​questions tactics, especially when he was divided into subjects in the "Second Year of High School". He wanted to choose liberal arts. The elders all insisted on "learning mathematics, physics and chemistry well and traveling all over the world", and the unity of will forced him to choose science.

Simply devil.

Yun Wanggui numbly wrote the formula on the test paper.

Then suddenly I remembered what I was going to do?

...Forget it, I can't remember it, let's do the question.

In a blink of an eye, it was the college entrance examination.

Erya has supported him with all her heart and soul in recent years, regardless of persuasion, she personally sent him to the county town for an exam, and spent two days basking in the scorching sun.

Then wait for the results.

When the results were announced, Yun Wanggui lived up to expectations and reached the key line, and the whole village was elated.

When the university started, the village head, Erya, and several elders in the village sent him to the capital all the way. Before leaving, the village head quietly pulled him and told him: "It stands to reason that child brides are not popular now. Your parents bought Erya back then and counted." It's still illegal, but Erya has been with you for so long, you can't let her down."

"Village chief, don't worry."

Yun Wanggui nodded vigorously.

It was at this time that he suddenly felt as if his brain had been hit hard, and he woke up from the dream all of a sudden.

When he regained consciousness, his father stood in front of him with a serious expression: "Pack up your bags, we'll leave right away."

"Then... what about her?"

Yun Wanggui glanced at the bride sitting on the wedding bed, at this moment her eyes were dull as if she had lost her mind.

Father pondered for a moment: "There is something weird about her, maybe she is haunted by evil spirits... But, except for falling into a dream, everyone is not injured, so as to avoid accidents... Take her away, I will find friends to heal her."

4.

Yun Wanggui's father also had some contacts in the Taoist sect, so he found a few immortal elders to exorcise the evil spirits.

Unexpectedly, only half of the evil power was expelled, and she realized that it would endanger her life.

Things like this are very tricky.

The father and son sympathized with the girl's experience, and since they had taken her away from the Chunlin Realm, they didn't want to harm her life, so they had to ask the immortal head for a magic weapon to take with her to suppress the evil power.

Afterwards, the inexplicable dreams stopped appearing, and the girl stayed with the father and son for many years, taking care of the daily life and working hard.

Later, due to a turmoil in the rivers and lakes, his father died unfortunately. Before his death, he confessed to Yun Wanggui and returned to Wenfeng Valley to continue his studies.

According to his father's last order, Yun Wanggui took the girl back to Wenfeng Valley.

Although he is open-minded, the pain of losing his father is hard to heal after all, and he couldn't help but drink a few more glasses when tasting his own brewed wine.

So the weird dream came again.

And it continued the dream from many years ago.

"Liu Yungui" started to go to college, and seldom went back to his hometown in order to save money. "Liu Erya" went to school every winter vacation to accompany him to celebrate the New Year.

Lonely men and widows fight firewood, accidentally something that shouldn't happen happens.

Yun Wanggui suddenly woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he was already lying on the bed with the girl, and his clothes and bedding were in a mess.

He silently turned over and dressed, picked up the magic weapon from the messy clothes left under the bed, and found that the magic weapon had been cracked for a long time.

The girl sat on the bed with the quilt in her arms and said softly, "You can send me away."

Yun Wanggui sighed lightly.

"I will find the fairy elder from back then to create a magical weapon for you."

——Yun Wanggui, aged 56, married his cheap wife.