Trash games kill me [holographic]

Hearing the system message, Hengdao finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Come here, let's go to pick up the mission."

"Okay." An Zhengchu lifted the long wooden warehouse and shook the rabbit that had just hung up on it, "Wait a moment, I'll put these away."

Holding the forehead with a horizontal knife: "...Is your storage bag not full yet?"

The depth of the ravine is limited. In order to prevent the next wave of monsters from stepping on the corpses and jumping over to drink wine, the corpses must be cleaned up every few waves of monsters.In addition, as soon as he stopped to collect prey, Ah Jiu's eyes would light up and his face would be full of excitement... Ahem, Hengdao, who is the most skilled in leveling, said, well, diligence and thrift are also a virtue, and the prey must be collected!

So every once in a while, he would take the initiative to stop and let Ah Jiu collect the prey.

The problem now is that they've been brushing all morning, and he doesn't believe that An Zhengchu's storage bag isn't full yet.

An Zhengchu pursed his lips, and said blushingly, "That, isn't it still yours?"

Yesterday, just some low-level butterfly praying mantis carcasses can be exchanged for some high-level silk thread. Today’s monsters are more high-level, more valuable, and can be eaten!How can it be wasted?

Hengdao: ...

Very well, Ah Jiu finally let go of him a little bit.But... why is his heart so complicated?

Facing An Zhengchu's worried face, he wiped his face: "Okay, just pretend and leave."

It was the first time that Ah Jiu took the initiative to use his things—even if it was just to borrow a storage bag—must be affirmed!Even support in action!If he refuses, he will not dare to speak in the future.

Although he was in a hurry to take on the task, money can't buy Ah Jiu to be happy!

Thinking about it this way, Hengdao jumped into the ditch neatly and began to collect the corpses on the ground.

Seeing his straightforwardness, An Zhengchu smiled happily: "Don't worry, I won't take your parcels for too long. I'll sell them when I get back to the village."

Hengdao immediately turned serious: "It doesn't matter if you let me here, you can sell it whenever you want, don't worry."

An Zhengchu was pulling the rabbit carcass from the long wooden barn, when he heard this, he was stunned: "Ah? What are you doing with it? These are going to be sold for silk thread to mend clothes." He threw the rabbit into the last compartment of the storage bag .

Oh yes, he almost forgot about this - is Ah Jiu trying to make money to support him?Hey hey.

Hengdao felt dark in his heart, but remained calm on the surface.He stood up straight: "I'll give you the money for mending clothes."

An Zhengchu was stunned, and hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, you have helped me so much, how can I ask for your money again—"

Hengdao said "Oh" and raised his eyebrows: "Double standard again?" He snorted softly, "It's okay if you don't charge money, just forget about the medicine fee."

An Zhengchu: ...

"Why do you keep staring at that little money?" He said in a slightly annoyed tone.It is only natural to owe money and pay back money.How can you keep taking advantage of others?Not to mention the money for the medicine, he was upgraded to level 15 in less than two days, all thanks to the horizontal knife.The favor is temporarily repaid, so can’t the money be repaid?

"Who is staring at that little money?" Hengdao also darkened, "You are so fussy, do you not regard me as a friend?"

Friend... An Zhengchu pursed his lips and was defeated: "Then what, if I can mend your clothes, can we discuss the money for the medicine?"

After all, I still don't want to owe him.Hengdao thought to himself.Still have to take care of your partner's self-esteem. "Okay. That's it." He nodded.As for what level of compensation is good, Ah Jiu has the final say, and he has the final say.

An Zhengchu didn't know that this was his idea. Hearing his agreement, he breathed a sigh of relief and smiled slightly: "Then let's pack up quickly and go back to the village to sell things and find the village chief."

As soon as you hear it, you know that the focus is on selling things rather than accepting tasks.Hengdao shook his head helplessly, bent down and continued to collect the rabbit's corpse.

An Zhengchu stood on the platform in the middle of the ditch, followed him step by step: "Don't miss it, every one is money." Look, look, there is still a rabbit stuck to the side of the ditch, and he directly ignored it. passed!

This little money fan... Heng Dao gave him a helpless look, resigned himself to his fate and went back to pick up the missing rabbit.

Soon, the circle was over, and all the prey were cleaned up.

Standing at the bottom of the ditch, Hengdao climbed up to the grass with both hands, and with a stride of his long legs, he rolled up from the bottom of the ditch in the blink of an eye.When it was over, he clapped his hands and motioned for An Zhengchu: "Come out."

An Zhengchu glanced at the two-meter-wide ravine, nodded: "Okay." He moved to the side, staggered the position of the horizontal knife, then bent his knees confidently, leaned his upper body forward, and took the standard standing long jump posture.

Hengdao suddenly had an ominous premonition.

An Zhengchu took a deep breath, swung his arms back, stood on tiptoes, and jumped——

Heng Dao didn't care about thinking too much, jumped back to the bottom of the pit, and rushed forward——

"Get out of the way—" An Zhengchu saw Hengdao jumping down as soon as he took off, but his body could no longer stop the car, he hurriedly shouted——

"Ah——" An Zhengchu, who was completely unsteady, fell on his back as the soles of his feet were almost at the edge of the pit, and he fell down, hitting Hengdao squarely.

The Hengdao who was smashed to the ground before he could stand still: ...

He knows...

"Hiss—it hurts——" An Zhengchu stood up, grinning his teeth while supporting his waist, and tried to pull the horizontal knife with his other hand, "Are you alright?"

Hengdao got up with black lines all over his head, and immediately cursed: "You idiot!"

An Zhengchu shrank his neck: "Why?" This is the second time Hengdao called him an idiot...

Facing his innocent expression, Hengdao took a deep breath and suppressed his temper: "This ditch is two meters wide. What kind of standing long jump do you practice? Can't you run up?"

"That," An Zhengchu sighed, "When I was studying, it was no problem to jump two meters in the standing long jump..."

Hengdao was furious: "This is a game!! Don't you know your attributes?" Just agility is enough. "Look, with me on the back, you have removed the small tube of blood...Are you an idiot?!"

An Zhengchu lowered his head and obediently admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry, I forgot." The furious horizontal knife looked very fierce, but he didn't know why he didn't feel the slightest fear in his heart.

He sneaked a glance at Hengdao, saw that he was still stern, couldn't help but raised his hand and grabbed his sleeve, and gently tugged, "I will definitely pay attention next time, don't get angry, okay?"

Hengdao was taken aback.Is Ah Jiu acting, acting like a baby? !Any anger, any anxiety and anger were instantly forgotten, and his whole body was rippling.

With a light cough, he grabbed An Zhengchu's hand, pulled it down, held it in the palm of his hand very naturally, and said gently: "Ask me first about what to do in the future, do you know?"

The warm touch came from his hands. An Zhengchu subconsciously glanced at the two holding hands together, and then felt that something was wrong. He happened to speak horizontally, and he nodded quickly: "Yes, I see!" At the same time, It took a bit of strength to withdraw his hand.

Hengdao paused, let go of him, and changed the subject solemnly, pointing to the wall of the ditch that was half a person high: "This height, can you climb it?"

An Zhengchu patted his chest confidently: "No problem." He turned around and climbed onto the grass, kicked his feet, and pushed his hands hard——

!

There was a sudden heat source on the butt——

Yes, it is Hengdao's hand.

A deep and steady voice came from behind: "Climb up."

Anzhengchu's ears were hot, and he hurriedly climbed up the wall of the ditch with the force of his push up.

After he flipped up, Hengdao withdrew his hand regretfully, and then rubbed his fingers reminiscently.Looking thin, I didn't expect the buttocks to be fleshy...

Secretly clicked on the friend column - touched the buttocks, rose by 1.In other words, Ah Jiu doesn't reject the contact just now... Hehehe!

"Horizontal knife?"

Heng Dao suddenly came back to his senses: "Ah? Here we come." As if nothing had happened, he put his hand on the grass, and with a little force, easily flipped onto the grass, patted the dust on his hands, and pulled him up An Zhengchu, "Go, go back and pick him up." Task."

An Zhengchu grabbed him with his backhand and hesitated for a while: "It's almost time for lunch now, let's go to the river first, make a meal and eat before going back?"

Heng Dao was surprised: "Are you hungry?" After thinking for a while, "Forget it, let's try the special food here." He guessed that Ah Jiu had never eaten the dishes of this Xinshou Village, and wanted to take him with him before leaving try it.

"That's too wasteful, we still have so many ingredients." An Zhengchu pursed his lips and looked at him flatteringly, "How about I make you beggar's chicken and braised rabbit meat?"

Heng Dao turned his back in an instant: "Okay!" His partner is going to cook for him, happy.

So the two happily turned to the small river outside the village.

Then--

Facing the dead pheasants and rabbits piled higher than him, Hengdao was dumbfounded: "What, what?"

An Zhengchu explained: "It's very fast. Once you use the fur-gathering skill, you can get one in a few seconds. If we do it together, it will definitely be faster."

"...why bother?"

An Zhengchu smiled shyly: "Well, if we sell the whole one, we can only sell it to Uncle Lu, the butcher, or Jane, the owner of the small restaurant. If we separate, the meat can still be sold to them, but the feathers can be sold to Granny Zhang at the grocery store. The fur and fur can be sold to Aunt Zou, the tailor, which is much more valuable than selling the whole animal..." He looked at Hengdao eagerly, "We will make it together, it will be very fast."

Hey Maya, there is light in the cutie's eyes... Hengdao opened his mouth, wiped his face helplessly, and compromised: "Okay, just do what you say."

A man is a man, and he has to go through fire and water to deal with his partner, let alone such a trivial matter as skinning and hair removal!

An Zhengchu immediately smiled, "Then let's do it quickly. I'll make you beggar's chicken and braised rabbit meat in soy sauce. I've made it before, and it's very delicious."

With a horizontal knife, he covered up the suspicion in his eyes: "Okay, make more, and if you can't finish eating, you can put it in a storage bag."

An Zhengchu nodded, ready to face the pile of pheasants and rabbits: "Start work!"

Heng Dao restrained his mind and followed.It's just his family's little fool who has been beating up all morning to blame the remaining energy, but he can't deal with such a lot, and he will definitely help.

Just by the river, the two of them used fur-gathering skills on a lot of wild animals—just kidding, there are so many, without skills, how long will it take to peel them by themselves?

After all, it is a game. If you use system skills instead of manual operations, the system will speed up the entire skinning process in order not to appear too bloody and violent. As An Zhengchu said, the rabbit skin can be peeled off in a few seconds , In this way, it is much faster than actually doing it.

Hengdao grabbed a rabbit and clicked on the collection skill, and when the skill was read, he asked him casually: "How did you learn your skinning skill?" He himself often went outdoors to hunt and barbecue, and he learned it by himself. This guy With such poor attributes, it must be impossible to beat small animals, right?

An Zhengchu grabbed a rabbit and clicked on the collection skill. Hearing this, he raised his head: "I once worked for the butcher Uncle Lu."

It's clear.It seems that this skill is not comprehended by itself.

Just like that, the two buried themselves in skinning and picking feathers by the river, chatting occasionally.

On a whim, Hengdao also asked An Zhengchu for advice on ancient poetry and famous historical figures.

An Zhengchu chatted with him in interstellar language. He didn't know how to explain many things in interstellar language.

Hengdao couldn't help swallowing every time he saw him with his mouth slightly open, blushing, desperately trying to think of words, and then thoughtfully gave him the appropriate words.

An Zhengchu was grateful and admired: "I didn't expect you to know so much." Modern people may not have a few who understand ancient poetry, but Hengdao can pick up many words.In particular, Huaxia is not his mother tongue yet.

Although the difference between Interstellar language and Huaxia language is not too big, he still thinks Hengdao is very powerful.

Hengdao smiled modestly: "It's just a family background. My mother is a professional in this area. I have seen and listened to a lot since I was a child." The conversation changed, "It's you who really admire me. I have many opinions and perspectives. Never heard of it."

An Zhengchu pursed his lips and smiled: "What's the matter? This is my major. I've learned so much—cough." He was startled and hurried to the brakes. "There is only a specialization in art. I just know a little bit better than others. .”

a little?His professional mother might not be able to handle him...

major?So many...years?

Check back in this direction.

Hengdao's thoughts turned in his mind, but he didn't show it on his face: "Be humble. If you understand a little, everyone can be called illiterate."

illiteracy?He is now.An Zhengchu, who was stamped by the government as illiterate, gave a wry smile and stopped talking.

Heng Dao was taken aback, not knowing why he suddenly became depressed.Sweeping at the pheasant in the opponent's hand, he changed the subject and said, "It's almost finished, leave the rest to me, and you make that... beggar chicken, right?"

An Zhengchu blinked, scanned the pile of corpses where more than half had been removed, and said happily, "Okay, I'll get ready." After speaking, he lifted up the processed chicken in his hand, and smiled confidently at Heng Dao, "The beggar's chicken is super delicious! You must like it!"

Hengdao heaved a sigh of relief, raised his eyebrows: "So confident?"

An Zhengchu wiped his nose and said airily, "Of course, wait." He hurried to the river with the chicken.

Hengdao shook his head helplessly.This temper really looks like someone out of society...

After he had disposed of the dead wild animals and put them in the storage bag, An Zhengchu's Beggar Chicken and Braised Rabbit Meat were all out of the oven.

[Beggar chicken, energy +8, blood volume +300, energy recovery speed +2]

[Braised rabbit meat, energy +7, agility +30 within 2 minutes]

Heng Dao raised his eyebrows: "The attribute is good, I will leave the food to you in the future!"

An Zhengchu was delighted: "It's good if I can help."

Heng Dao nodded: "Few people learn cooking skills, and everyone buys dry food. With you here, we don't have to worry about eating."

"Us?" An Zhengchu was puzzled.

Hengdao patted him on the head: "I mean other...teammates. I will introduce them to you later."

An Zhengchu nodded, tore off a piece of chicken wing, handed it to him, and said expectantly, "Come, try it."

"Thank you." Hengdao hurriedly took it over, bowed his head and bit——

"How is it? Is it delicious?" An Zhengchu asked in repeated voices.

Hengdao raised his head with a complicated expression: "You..." He chewed the chicken with difficulty and swallowed it.

An Zhengchu was stunned: "Huh? Is it hard to eat?"

"Have you never cooked similar dishes before?"

An Zhengchu said anxiously: "I, I didn't... the system just reminded me that I have comprehended the skills of stewing and stewing!"

Hengdao was helpless: "Just after realizing it, you still asked me if it tastes good?"

An Zhengchu defended weakly: "But, but...my buns and noodles are delicious!"

The horizontal knife squinted at him: "Are you sure it was delicious from the beginning?"

An Zhengchu opened his mouth.

Hengdao looked up to the sky and sighed: "Fool...this is a game...the cooking skills are proficient..." He is so salty!

Low-level dishes require different levels of proficiency than higher-level dishes, and these two dishes are not low-level at first glance.In reality, his barbecue skills are not bad, so he ate burnt meat for a few days...

An Zhengchu, who completely ignored his cooking proficiency, said with a sad face, "I'm sorry..."

Obviously he can actually cook delicious food...

Garbage holographic online games, what about holographic simulation?

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Hengdao: How to cure a partner who is too stupid?Waiting online, very urgent.

Ah Jiu: ...Garbage games hurt me!