Trash games kill me [holographic]

An Zhengchu shrank his neck: "Did I cause you trouble?" He didn't expect that there would be thousands of people @星常明 just after he posted it...

Qin Han laughed: "What are you thinking? What kind of trouble is this? It just means that everyone knows that you are my cutie."

An Zhengchu's ears felt hot: "Mmm..."

"Also!" Qin Han smiled and said, "Why didn't you fill in the information in your column introduction? Am I not supposed to get the title I deserve?"

An Zhengchu couldn't help but think of the big thorny introduction on his column - "Let me introduce, @月暂暖, my little cute".

His face immediately became hot, and he lowered his eyelids and desperately said to himself in his heart.An Zhengchu, they are just online dating!Don't think too much, don't think too much!

...However, online dating is also love, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with introducing someone, right?Anyway, it has already been known by so many people, and if he doesn't write it, it's just deception.

Besides, the horizontal knife has already been done, and if I don't do it well, it seems a bit hurtful...

Seeing Qin Han staring at himself, he murmured, "Then, I'll fill it up now." Clicking on his profile, he thought for a while, typed a few words, and coughed lightly, "Okay."

Qin Han hurriedly flipped through his column.

the moon is dark

Introduction: Thanks to @星常明V.

Qin Han was dissatisfied: "That's it?"

An Zhengchu felt guilty: "It's not the same—" Facing Qin Han's stare, he immediately changed his words, "Then I'll change it again..." He stared at the column and started to stare in a daze.

Qin Han was helpless: "Is it so difficult?" He feigned anger, "Do you despise me?"

An Zhengchu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Don't make trouble." He took another look at Qin Han, gritted his teeth and started typing.

"Okay. I'm going to sleep! Good night!" After knocking, he didn't dare to look at Qin Han at all, and quickly turned off the video, then slammed on the pillow, burying his hot face.

Well, it's so disgusting! !He has never written such outrageous words in his age! !

Hengdao... Hengdao...

Brother Han...

Is he a little, too concerned about the horizontal knife?

Is it normal for online dating to this point?

On the other side, Qin Han was staring at the words on An Zhengchu's column——

the moon is dark

Introduction: Thanks to my @星常明V.

The facial features that are somewhat sharp on weekdays are extraordinarily soft at this moment.

***

A good night's sleep.

Early in the morning, An Zhengchu woke up from a good dream, and when he opened his eyes, he met Qin Han's serious expression.

He was taken aback, and quickly shrank back: "Why—" Suddenly realizing that the two of them shared the same room, he covered his mouth and yawned: "Morning, Brother Han. Do you wake up so early every day? "

Qin Han swallowed the question that was on his lips, and stretched out his hand to pull him up: "What time did you go to bed last night? Why are you still so sleepy?"

An Zhengchu yawned again: "I fell asleep after chatting with you."

Fall asleep after chatting?It was less than 11 o'clock when he got off the assembly line last night, and he had slept for eight or nine hours until now.Qin Han frowned: "Then why do you still look like you can't wake up?"

An Zhengchu shook his head, trying to wake himself up a bit: "The weather at the end of April is neither cold nor hot, isn't it the time when you can't wake up?"

Qin Han became even more puzzled: "...Is that so?" Why is the weather in April suitable for sleeping?The indoor temperature and humidity are all controlled by the brain, which can be adjusted according to the temperature and humidity of the human body at any time to ensure that the human body is in the most comfortable state. No matter what season, the quality of sleep will not be low.Why is sleep still linked to the month?

An Zhengchu didn't pay attention to his doubts, and followed his strength to crawl out, jumped out of the bed, put on his shoes and hopped on the spot twice, and then stretched himself, after all, he was quite sober: "Okay, let's go Let's go!" He pulled Qin Han back and walked out, "Brother Panda, are they already waiting outside?"

"Ah."

"Ah?!" An Zhengchu felt embarrassed, "Sorry!" He scratched his cheek, "Tomorrow I will set an alarm clock to remind myself."

"Alarm clock? What's that?" He knew the clock, alarm?What's the meaning?Or did he hear wrong?Qin Han opened the door and turned his head to ask him.

An Zheng got stuck at the beginning.

He smiled at Qin Han with a guilty conscience: "It's nothing. Maybe the interstellar language is not pronounced the same as the Huaxia language. I'll check how to express it in interstellar language later." He has to study whether the brain or the system has a function similar to an alarm clock .

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Qin Han's answer, he let go of Qin Han's hand and walked out of the door.

Qin Han raised his eyebrows.Didn't An An realize that every time he couldn't express himself in precise words, he would rush to explain what he meant with a lot of words?So, it's definitely not just a matter of language...

With deep thought in his eyes, Qin Han followed slowly.

After gathering with the others, they headed to Dongbei Mountain again.

This time, they bypassed the sentry post with ease and went straight to the top of the mountain.

Yesterday they cleaned up all the patrolling thieves all over the mountains and plains. Today they went straight to the top of the mountain and came to a simple cottage.

A simple fence lined with bamboo, a leaky wooden gate, and two sleepy thieves at the gate.

Beyond the bamboo wall and door panels, you can see a row of adobe houses inside, and another big house is located in it, which looks much taller than the houses on the side.

They hid in the woods more than ten meters away.After giving Ziye all kinds of stats, he sneaked up and ran to the door quickly, groping into the door from under the noses of the two sleepy thieves.

After a while, his voice resounded in the queue: "Except for the two at the door, there is no one around. I'll take a look around first."

"Pay attention to whereabouts, don't scare the snakes, first determine how many monsters there are." Qin Han ordered while looking at the bamboo wall and the surrounding layout.

"receive."

Midnight still needs time, Qin Han gestured two gestures, pulled An Zhengchu into the woods together, and walked around the bamboo wall in the woods to make sure there were no other monsters around the village.

"Boss, these monsters might be holding some kind of banquet last night." Ziye's voice was slightly surprised, "The lobby is full of alcohol, and many of them haven't gotten up yet. There are a few sporadic little monsters active in other rooms."

Qin Han raised his eyebrows: "No wonder the patrolling bandits who were killed for a day yesterday are still so loosely defended today." It turned out that they passed out after having a banquet and drinking.

"Ah."

"A specific amount?"

"There are about 40 small thieves, and there are about 20 people in the lobby."

What Ziye said was about, and the error would not exceed three.Qin Han nodded, and then asked: "What level are these monsters?" The mobs on patrol are all level 50, and the monsters inside will definitely not be low.

"It should be from level 50 to level 55. The thieves in the kitchen who do odd jobs are basically level 50 to level 51. I didn't dare to enter the lobby. The one sitting near the entrance of the lobby is level 52. I guess it will be even more High." Ziye breathed a sigh of relief, "The monsters in the lobby all have a hangover on their heads. Attack is weakened by 5%, blood volume is decreased by 2%, and agility is decreased by 5%."

The fat man was speechless: "So, it's because our level is too low to accept the task, and the system lowered the difficulty for us?"

"Probably." Qin Han disagreed, "Since the system is ready for us—" He looked at Zi Ye who had already run out of the village gate, "Start work!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he had already rushed to the gate, and together with Zi Ye who had lifted his invisibility, attacked the bandits guarding the gate.

The others quickly followed, joining the attack.

An Zhengchu, who was a beat behind the boss, hurriedly caught up with the book, and moved two steps forward based on the fat man's position, in case the attack range was not enough as yesterday.

He plans to change the angle today, instead of reading from head to toe mechanically, he wants to try to pick some targeted content to read, for example, instead of reading all of it, only pick the part that boosts morale.

"The three armies can win the commander, but the common man cannot lose the ambition"

"Those who know do not confuse, those who are benevolent do not worry, and those who are brave do not fear."

I repeated it several times, but it still had no effect. An Zhengchu was a little anxious.Is it impossible to take effect without reading the whole article?Can I just continue to read yesterday's "Li Ren"?

No, it is impossible for him to use only one skill in the future. He wants to see what kind of skills this so-called Guozijian student will have.

Since he is a scholar, all the words should be available to him.

Thinking of this, An Zhengchu gritted his teeth, simply threw the book into the storage bag, and picked up the one he was familiar with directly.

"Wu Ge is caught by a rhinoceros armor, the car is wrong, and short soldiers are picked up. The sun is covered by the sun, the enemy is like a cloud, and the arrows are falling, and the soldiers are fighting for the first..."

An Zhengchu read aloud the poems he once liked very much.Although this is a sacrificial song, it has the meaning of fighting the enemy bravely, try it first——

[Team] The team members have a glass of wine and are knowledgeable, self-taught and comprehend the essence of "Nine Songs of the National War", sing "Nine Songs of the National War" to teammates, arouse the hearts of teammates to fight the enemy bravely, and unlock the skill: Golden Armor and Iron Horse.

[Team] The team member has a glass of wine and successfully used the skill: Golden Ge Iron Horse.The strength of all team members is increased by 1%, the defense is increased by 1%, and the agility is increased by 1%, which lasts for 30 seconds.

Crowd: ...

The two thieves who were surrounded and beaten didn't care what everyone was doing, they took the opportunity to raise their knives and slashed.

Qin Han and Zi Ye reacted in time, one stabbed the knife and the other daggered out, they simply and neatly brought down the two surviving thieves, and then looked at An Zhengchu together.

That posture, that movement... If this is not a game protected by harmony, the heads of those two thieves probably fell to the ground!An Zhengchu was taken aback by their sudden appearance—he was a little curious, what kind of work did Hengdao and the others actually do?

Seeing everyone staring at him, he couldn't help swallowing: "That, that... what are you looking at me for?"

Qin Han glanced across his empty hand, and then stared at him with burning eyes: "An'an, the system said that you comprehended it by yourself - so, this is the poem you know yourself?"

"Ah? Ah... that's right." An Zhengchu scratched his cheeks, "I'm just learning—I usually like to read some poems and songs, and it's normal to know a few."

Qin Han's eyes lit up.It's no loss that his family is cute, and he can write poems and songs at his fingertips... It's so, so amazing!

An Zhengchu was seen at a loss.

"Tut tsk tsk," Panda kept looking at him, "You really are the system's son, right?"

The fat man followed with emotion: "Ah Jiu, you have a good job! It is simply tailor-made for you, and it is also an artifact for grouping monsters."

Zi Ye also nodded: "For dungeon missions like this, or large-scale team battles, a job like Ah Jiu is popular."

The kindergarten patted his chest: "Fortunately, Ah Jiu belongs to our team."

Qin Han snorted softly: "It's not that the profession is awesome, it's that An'an is awesome. Try changing someone else into this profession. Do you think that everyone can understand these poems and songs? When someone gets a book, they probably have a double eye." Discredit, let alone use the right skills."

He shook his finger, "Also, as the system said, my family, An An, comprehended it by herself! It means that the poem just now was not in the book given by the old guy from the Imperial College, but An An knew it herself."

Having said that, it seems that... Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

Ziye couldn't help giving An Zhengchu a thumbs up: "It's different to be educated."

An Zhengchu: ...No, he is an illiterate stamped by the government.

Just chatting a few words, there are still a bunch of monsters waiting for them to clean up, they have to hurry up.

hangover after all

After stuffing some food and drink to fill up the energy value, plus the status, a few people quietly walked into the village.

Starting from the corner of the kitchen, clear the past along the bamboo wall one by one.When you come to the lobby, turn to the other side to kill the mobs in another row of houses.

After confirming that all the monsters on the periphery were cleared up and there was no more worries, they hid in the room next to the lobby, ate and drank to replenish their energy points, and divided their things.

Even though they knew that all the monsters inside were in a state of hangover, but a full 20 higher-level monsters rushed in rashly, and they didn't know who would hit whom.

Therefore, Qin Han and the others did not plan to be brave at all.

They are going to use poison.

The panda wretchedly took out a bunch of medicine bottles: "Come and get them all. Shixiangruanjinsan! You don't have to worry about killing people and stealing goods. You can pour a pinch and let you knead it. No matter how many monsters there are, just rush in and pour it out."

Qin Han took the bottle and tossed it in his hand: "The monster this time is around level 50, is it okay?" He looked worried that his poison would not be effective.

An Zhengchu: ...

Brother, didn't you say that the purpose of entering this ancient martial arts game is to exercise your skills?