Trash games kill me [holographic]

Today's hot search on Doulang is like this——

#relative#

#mwah#

#@星常明will retaliate against me#

#Lost Civilization#

#Mom I want to play games#

#Huaxia#

#Seek the moon to point out the way#

# Lost Civilization Occupational System#

#Transcribing Interstellar History#

#@月晚暗不感人不感[狗头]#

#Lost Civilization Martial Arts#

……

The following is the latest Dou Lang video released by An Zhengchu——

Haruwang: Ahhhhh, I am in the same game area as Xingda and Yueda! !To round it up means that I am playing games with Xingda and Yueda! [dog head][dog head]

Charge 0 Ah Lei: I'm also playing games, but what's going on with Yueda's profession?Is this a spell?Why can't I hear what is being said? [Black question mark.jpg]

Don't give apples a bite: Hahaha, is the upstairs here to be funny?What the hell is the spell? Yueda speaks Huaxia.Didn't you find out that Yueda edited the column in Chinese?It seems that Da Da's mother tongue is Chinese.

Baby Jushi: Can someone who understands Huaxia translate it?I can still translate the text, but I can't understand the voice! !Yueda, what do you think of this? !

Wan: Our galaxy is so big, it is not surprising that we can speak Chinese.The key is this skill... According to the setting of "Lost Civilization", is this a wizard or a conjurer or something?You can't have a warlock profession in an ancient culture game, right?

Meah: So, does anyone who has played Lost Civilization know what class this is?Kneeling and begging Yueda to point out the way, I also want to play such a cool job! !

Dongli holds the wine: Kneeling and begging Yueda to point out the way, I also want to play such a cool profession! !

Esther: As a descendant of Hispanic descent, I came to the Huaxia region across frequency, and I also want to play this profession. Is it okay if I don’t know Chinese?

Drunk Coral: Surprised!The truth is revealed upstairs... Are those people who are begging for Yueda's career information sure they can speak Chinese?

Drunk Coral's words sparked another howl.

In addition to the discussion on An Zhengchu's skills, there are also questions about the movement skills of other people in the video——

For example, is the speed of the move too fast?Is the video speeded up?

For example, at the same time, how can a swordsman finish chopping and then chop like this?Which sect's skill is this?How did this work?

For example, is the arrow technique too accurate, such a high hit is unscientific...

……

Needless to say, An Zhengchu's column was lively, and it also brought out a wave of copying interstellar history.

Click on #书书星星史# or #@月暂闻harming people not shallow [狗头]# topic, it’s all the people who bet on the gender of @月暂暗 the day before are crying, and the people who eat melons.

The thick 22 volumes of interstellar history are not so overflowing that everyone can have a set.But there are electronic files on the Interstellar Government website.

Click on the details of the electronic file, the interstellar history is more than 5000 million words, if you copy it by hand...

The people who gambled yesterday were howling like ghosts and howling like ghosts, calling out @月晚隐 which is harmful.

The special name of the romantic male supporting role: woo woo woo woo I don't want to copy interstellar history...

Mengmengye Xiaohe: Mom, save me, interstellar history is so scary!

People who eat melons: I hate interstellar history T_T I hate @月暂暖!

Dongli puts wine: Upstairs, @星长明’s 40-meter broadsword is on the way [狗头]

……

At the same time, An Zhengchu and Qin Han, who have been on the hot search for two consecutive days, released content related to the game "Lost Civilization". The "Lost Civilization", which was not very popular before, suddenly attracted a large number of new users.

The influx of such a large amount of traffic naturally attracted the attention of the game side.After checking, I found the big boss Qin Han, and this @月暂暖 who appeared out of nowhere.

Qin Han and the others naturally didn't dare to think or move, but Yue Mou...

Bi Wenxing, the CEO of Huaxia District, who was scratching his head for the promotion and operation of the game, rushed into Cheng Cheng Yuhao's office excitedly.

"What? Tell me to contact Yuejiuhui on Doulang?" Cheng Yuhao looked confused, "Brother, I'm a technical consultant, not a PR or a marketing plan. Did you go to the wrong door?"

"No, no, I didn't go wrong." Bi Wenxing rubbed his hands, "Then what, you know Admiral Qin, it's best for you to ask."

Cheng Yuhao's black line: "It's true that I know Qin Han, but I don't know that Yue Jihui!"

"Hey, then isn't Yue Temporary Hui the target of General Qin? Since you know General Qin, rounding it up means you know Yue Temporary Hui. It doesn't make any difference!"

Cheng Yuhao: ...

He wiped his face: "Tell me first, why do you want me to find him?"

Bi Wenxing's eyes lit up: "Look, Admiral Qin and Yue Jihui are both playing our game, General Qin, please don't move, you can always invite Yue Jihui, go get in touch, try it out .”

Cheng Yuhao pushed his glasses: "What do you want him to do?"

Bi Wenxing looked at him like an idiot: "Ask him to advertise!"

"Ah?" Cheng Yuhao was stunned, "Don't ask the stars to ask the moon for a while? Are you out of your mind?"

Bi Wenxing waved his hand: "Go, go, you're out of your mind." He snorted softly, "I've thought it through."

Cheng Yuhao squinted at him: "Are you trying to take advantage of Qin Han's popularity?"

"Hey hey." Bi Wenxing said confidently, "I'm a promotion, what's wrong with wanting to gain popularity. I clearly marked the price to ask his target to promote, and it's not like I won't give money! I'm giving money to his target!"

Cheng Yuhao raised his forehead: "Do you think it's appropriate?"

"Why is it inappropriate? They are both playing "Lost Civilization". In the Huaxia District, Yue is proficient in Chinese, and he is also the first to play a special profession. It's fine if he plays a special profession. He still plays It must be so awesome. It would be a waste for such a person, such a profession, not to promote our Huaxia game!"

That being said, it seems that...

"That's what you say," Cheng Yuhao pinched the center of his brows, "but based on what I know about Qin Han, he absolutely doesn't want Yue Jihui to accept the advertisement. Moreover, I once heard him mention Yue Jihui a little bit. He seems to be shy and shy, I think... even if you can contact him, you may not be able to sign him."

"Shy and shy?!" Bi Wenxing didn't believe it, "There are still shy people these days?"

Cheng Yuhao: "...Why can't there be?"

"Okay, okay." Bi Wenxing waved his hand indifferently, "Then take a step back, buy videos from him, and buy his Doulang's advertising placement!" His eyes lit up, "There are many ways to promote, and there is always one that suits you." he!"

Cheng Yuhao: ...

***

After drinking and eating, everyone probably divided up the tasks, and the birds and beasts scattered around in a blink of an eye.

An Zhengchu blinked: "Are they... so active?"

Qin Han was angry: "You think too much, they just sneaked away to play."

"what?"

Qin Han stroked his chin: "Fatty and Ziye will probably go to the auction to find things, and the panda and the kindergarten will probably go shopping, eat and drink, right?"

The auction house could still understand, but the pandas..."Can you still eat it? Didn't you just finish eating it?" An Zhengchu was shocked.

Qin Han patted his head: "This is a game, you won't be full if you eat as much as you want. Game makers will also encourage players to eat more and spend more, so they can make more money."

It seems that he is also ashamed of... An Zhengchu.

Qin Han pulled him up: "Let's go."

"where to?"

"Take you for a stroll." Qin Han pulled him out of the restaurant, "Since you joined the game, you probably haven't done a good shopping, have you?"

An Zhengchu pursed his lips and smiled: "I have visited Jiyuan Village many times."

"That's different. Jiyuan Village doesn't even have many players, how can it compare with the capital?" Walking out of the gate of the restaurant, Qin Han changed his name to Lan, hugging him and joining the crowd. , in addition to NPC shops, there are also players setting up stalls, many of which are things and gadgets that you can’t see in the three-dimensional world, I’ll take you to have a look.”

An Zhengchu paused, then nodded, "...um."

Qin Han, who had been paying attention to him, naturally noticed his hesitation: "What's the matter? Worried about wasting time?"

An Zhengchu pursed his lips: "I just feel a little bit uneasy."

Qin Han raised his eyebrows: "Why do you feel uneasy when you go shopping?" After thinking about it, he immediately realized, "Worried about money?"

An Zhengchu nodded and looked at him: "I'm a professional gamer..."

Qin Han's black line: "You count—" Facing the aggrieved eyes of his own cutie, he hastily changed his words, "What kind of professional gamer are you..."

An Zhengchu wrinkled his nose: "What counts, I am!"

Qin Han smiled: "Is there a professional player like you?"

It was all too obvious what that suspicious pause was referring to!An Zhengchu was dissatisfied: "If you have poor attributes, you can't be a professional gamer? You are discriminatory!"

Qin Han teased him with a smile: "Yes, yes, our An'an is very powerful. It can not only buff teammates, but also debuff enemies." As for the accident that can buff enemies...

An Zhengchu looked around to make sure no one was paying attention to them, so he gritted his teeth and punched him in the ribs: "You're laughing at me!"

Qin Han let him beat, took his hand and squeezed his thin shoulders: "An'an, don't be too nervous. Professional gamers are just a name, and it's up to you whether you want to do it or not. Are you shaking the waves now? Have you made money? There will be more opportunities and connections in the future, so you don’t need to put too much pressure on yourself.”

The calm voice whispered in his ear slowly, and An Zhengchu's heart gradually stabilized.That's right, he can make money by shaking the waves. Although he doesn't know if it's a short-term gain, he still has a lot of money in his hands. Even if the government starts collecting money from him in three months, he should be able to last for a while.

Thinking of this, he raised his head and pursed his lips and smiled at Qin Han: "Well, listen to you."

Qin Han rubbed his head: "Can we go shopping now?"

An Zhengchu blushed: "I never said no."

Qin Han raised his foot again and led him to the lively street: "But it's two different things to have a good time or not to have a good time."

He spoke casually, but the sensitive An Zhengchu could feel his thoughtfulness and love from his words, and his heart suddenly became sore.

Hengdao...

Before he could think too much, Qin Han brought him to an NPC stall: "Look, this is called candied haws, and the hawthorn inside it can only be grown by the planting stars in the southwest, except for a few prosperous planets. Few planets are for sale. Would you like to try one?"

Candied haws?An Zhengchu looked at it carefully, and it was true.He couldn't help but laugh: "This I—" Before he finished speaking, Qin Han, who moved quickly, stuffed a bunch into his hand.

"Try it, it's sweet and sour, see if you like it."

An Zhengchu: ...

Glancing at Qin Han who was staring at him eagerly, he thought for a while, then obediently lowered his head and bit one, nodded while chewing, and said vaguely, "Mmm, it's delicious."

Speaking of which, since he was a child, the number of times he ate candied haws is really very few.When he was a child, he saw people hawking candied haws at the school gate. Although his eyes were hot, he couldn't eat one.After I grow up and work, I can buy it after earning money, but I am embarrassed to squeeze in a bunch of students to buy one.

The only two times he ate it, he took the opportunity to satisfy the children in the courtyard and bought a lot, so that he could take a bite.

He lowered his eyelids to hide the heat in his eyes.

Qin Han thought he was looking at the candied haws skewers in his hand, seeing him chewing one of his cheeks puffed up, so cute that he couldn't help rubbing his head: "If you like it, let's buy a few more skewers, and we can eat as soon as we want. "Turning his head, he went to find the candied haws NPC, "Give me another twenty skewers!"

An Zhengchu came back to his senses, he didn't care about the candied haws stuffed half of his mouth and didn't swallow it, so he hurried to tease him: "You, why did you buy so much? When will you eat it!!"

Qin Han turned back and patted him on the head: "It won't spoil if left alone, you can eat it any day you want. You can also share some with the fat guys later."

An Zhengchu didn't give up when he heard that he wanted to share with Fatty and the others.

Twenty strings of candied haws were smoothly stuffed into An Zhengchu's storage bag by Qin Han.

The two continued to walk down.

There are no students of his own, no colleagues, and no parents he knows. An Zhengchu, who is holding candied haws, eats happily and relaxes.

Candied haws, spring rolls, sweet-scented osmanthus cake, chestnut cake, steamed cheese with sugar, almond tea, sprinkle...

The crowded West Street is full of all kinds of food and drink.

The two walked from the street to the end of the street, packing countless snacks that they said would be distributed to Fatty and the others later.

At the end of the meal, An Zhengchu's childlike innocence was completely aroused. Seeing that the snack street was all gone, he looked at another busy street that turned around, "Brother Han, let's continue to look over there?"

"Okay—" Qin Han, who was full of smiles on his face, naturally had everything he could do.

An Zhengchu laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, he pulled him hurriedly to that side: "Then hurry up, I see there are a lot of people over there, hurry up and line up."

queue?Where is it so lively and still need to line up?

Qin Han glanced in the direction he was pointing, and his face turned dark instantly.

Fuck, it's Yihongyuan! !