Trash games kill me [holographic]

The house was full of noise.

"Damn it, a boss who knows how to tea!!"

"I drank it in such a small amount. Is this the way to drink tea as water?"

"Tea is a special supply, and there are only a few places on a few planets where it can be planted. How can anyone understand it casually?"

"Could it be that some big boss from Central Star came to play the game?"

"Impossible, how can the boss have this time to play games?! They have millions every minute, are they as idle as you?"

……

Dian Cui covered her lips and smiled delicately: "Look, look, isn't this someone who got hit? The explanation is quite simple. Guest officers, don't worry, since someone has passed the first level, you will definitely not come back disappointed tonight." ~~" She flicked her sleeves, "Let's enjoy the song first, let's go and get the young masters and girls ready." She twisted her waist and left directly behind the stage.

Everyone started talking.What does Diancui mean?

The tulle on the stage was pulled away by two little girls, revealing the two people behind.A man and a woman, one sitting and one standing.

The handsome man was playing on the guzheng with both hands, and as the tulle was pulled away, the soft and leisurely sound of the piano gradually became turbulent and became extremely sad.

The beautiful woman's cherry lips with her hands folded on her abdomen parted slightly: "For Xiaoxiao, the rain is sprinkled on the river and the sky..."

Eh?This singing sounds like a Shaoxing opera... Wait——

What did Diancui say just now?Someone got it right? !

Also, why did Hongxiu suddenly make that move?

Coupled with the yelling from downstairs, An Zhengchu finally came to his senses belatedly.

He slowly, slowly put the cup back on the table, and asked anxiously, "I, am I causing trouble?"

This cautious look... Qin Han's depression immediately dissipated.He secretly sighed, raised his hand and rubbed his head: "Even if you get into trouble, I will take care of you, what are you afraid of?" Besides, it's just a game to break through, what kind of trouble is it?

"Then you..." An Zhengchu secretly glanced at his face, "Why don't you look very happy?"

Qin Han glared at him with feigned anger: "This is Yihong Courtyard, why am I happy that you successfully broke through the barrier? If you succeed in breaking through the barrier and enter the inner courtyard alone, wouldn't I want to watch you go in..."

An Zhengchu blinked: "Pfft—" After that, he hurriedly suppressed a smile, "Didn't you say that the game doesn't dare to engage in those businesses? Since it's a pass, it should be just a task..." He looked at Qin Han uncertainly.

Qin Han pinched his cheek: "Did you forget what kind of character that old bustard is? I guess the NPCs here are all set according to the scene of the brothel. With your temperament, if you let you go in alone, wouldn't it be sending sheep into the house?" Tiger's mouth?!" With An Zhengchu's understanding of ancient culture, maybe even better than he imagined, he felt more and more that his cutie had a high chance of clearing the customs, and couldn't help but become more worried.

An Zhengchu looked at Hongxiu in the corner, and lowered his voice: "No way. Hongxiu is quite quiet."

Qin Han shook his head: "These should be maids and servants. According to what the old bustard said, her girls and sons are still staying inside. Based on the vile taste of this game plan, I guess the temperament inside is similar to that of the old bustard."

Thinking of this possibility, he regretted it even more.He shouldn't have been soft-hearted and brought An An into this ghostly place!

So, Brother Han is worried that he will be taken advantage of by NPCs, so he has a black face?Is he jealous of NPC?

An Zhengchu felt sweet in his heart.He thought for a while, took Qin Han's hand, and softly comforted him: "It was just a fluke, I don't know if I can pass the customs, even if I did—" Seeing Qin Han frowning immediately, he hurriedly said, "Don't worry, Even if I pass the level, I will pay attention to not letting NPCs get close."

Qin Han held his hand instead, frowning: "Your temper is too soft, how could I not worry?"

An Zhengchu was slightly annoyed, pursed his lips, and threw away his hand: "What's wrong with my temper? I have a good temper, but I'm not short-tempered, and I'm not casual! You, you..."

Seeing that he was annoyed, Qin Han quickly softened his posture: "An'an, that's not what I meant..."

An Zhengchu interrupted him: "We'll discuss this issue later when I actually clear the level. Now, I want to listen to the song."

Qin Han froze for a moment: "...Okay." Oh, An An with a temper is so cute!

An Zhengchu ignored him and turned to watch the performance on the stage.

"...Only~~Yangtze River~~Water," the elegant woman in white sang, "Speechless~~East~~flow~~~" After singing the last syllable, she pinched the flowers with both hands again Turning over, leaning slightly to make a gesture of leaning on the railing and looking back, the mournful appearance makes people feel pitiful.

The sound of the accompaniment piano gradually weakened.The handsome man closed his posture and pressed his palms on the strings, the music stopped abruptly.

applause!

"Okay! Although I don't know what this song is about!"

"Hahahaha good, although I don't know what to sing!"

"Okay, handsome men and beautiful women are very photogenic~~"

"Don't be inked. Come on, come on, open the market, bet a copper coin, and the next level is to guess the name of the song!"

"I'm going, my buddy is a werewolf! Who knows this kind of antique tunes that don't know how many years old, don't be crowed!"

"Hahahaha, I believe your evil! Bet a copper coin, I bet not."

……

An Zhengchu listened curiously to the lively yelling in the lobby, and couldn't help but began to look forward to the next level.

The men and women who played the piano and sang got up and saluted, then turned around and walked off the stage from behind.Then a little boy rushed up to take the zither, the qin stand, and the stool off the stage.

Dian Cui came out gracefully again: "Guest officers~ It's time for my slaves to play again~~~" winking eyes, "Are you looking forward to the next level?"

"Cui Cui, hurry up, don't hold your breath!"

"Sister Cui, do you think it's hard to pass the first level, and put water in the second level?"

……

One after another, the ridicule and joke sounded again.

Dian Cui shook the handkerchief: "Oh, oh, don't embarrass the slave family~~ How can the slave family be the master~~"

Boos again.

Dian Cui covered her chest: "The guest officer has no sympathy for the slave family?! Don't they all despise the slave family for being old and poor?"

Immediately aroused a burst of laughter.

"Okay, okay~~" Diancui helped Fufa step up, "It's rare that someone passed the level quickly today, and we will lower the difficulty a little bit for the next level."

Everyone was excited and stared at her excitedly.

"At first I wanted to ask all the guests, what is the name of the song just now, since we want to lower the difficulty, then..." She flicked the veil, "Second level, what instrument is playing the song just now?"

"Hahahahaha this is really simple! Guzheng Guzheng!"

"I know too, Guzheng!"

"Guzheng!!"

A group of people scrambled to answer the questions.

Interstellar music is a basic appreciation class.I have never eaten pork but I have seen pigs running. Anyone who has gone to school will know a few mainstream musical instruments that have been handed down since ancient times.

An Zhengchu, who listened carefully to Dian Cui's words, thought for a while, and then said softly, "Well, it's Guzheng." Now that he had passed the level, of course he had to continue answering.

Qin Han pouted.

Dian Cui glanced at An Zhengchu and the others again, covered her lips and smiled lightly: "Oh, didn't I just say that? This is the second level, and only those who cleared the first level can answer it. You guys~ It doesn't count if you answer!"

Crowd: ...

Qin Han: ...

So, why lower the difficulty?

"Day! This bustard is not kind!"

"Is this for us to think of an answer for that guy just now?"

"Miss Cui, your business is not doing right. Do we have to watch that person break through the barrier?"

……

Qin Han leaned close to An Zhengchu's ear: "Honey, has this bustard taken a fancy to you!?" The gnashing of teeth in his tone should not be too obvious.

An Zhengchu looked back at him innocently: "What does it matter to me—huh?" He recalled the scene when he first entered Yihong Courtyard, "Didn't you say that Dian Cui wasn't so enthusiastic when you came back last time? Is it related to prestige?"

Qin Han narrowed his eyes: "It's possible." He thought of a possibility.

Diancui downstairs waved her handkerchief and said coquettishly, "Oh, what are you in a hurry for? Someone has successfully broken through the barrier, can't you follow along and watch a few more games? How are you and me~~"

Everyone suddenly realized.yes.If they had to change their usual routine, at least they would have to be brushed out in the second level.

"Not much nonsense, the third level, what is the song my girl sang just now? Who wrote it?" Dian Cui stretched out her hand and directly pointed to An Zhengchu's room, "Please answer."

Crowd: ...

Was the co-author playing with them just now?The real second level is this, right?This guy can't understand what he's singing at all, let alone answering questions...

Qin Han looked at An Zhengchu.

An Zhengchu was a little dumbfounded: "I'm the only one who cleared the customs?"

Qin Han nodded: "Do you know what the song was just now?"

An Zhengchu swallowed: "Probably... Liu Yong's "Eight Sounds of Ganzhou"?" He was not sure.

Although his tone was hesitant, Qin Han knew his temper well, and when he heard him speak, he couldn't help but touch his forehead.

Sure enough, as soon as An Zhengchu finished speaking, Diancui on the stage was overjoyed: "Okay! Your son is talented!"

Everyone was in an uproar.Got it right? !

Qin Han felt both helpless and happy.On the one hand, I was worried that An An would be taken advantage of by NPCs after customs clearance, and on the other hand, I couldn't help but bow down to my little friend's cultural heritage.

He hugged An Zhengchu and rubbed him a lot: "Baby, you are amazing!" He boasted that he knew a lot about ancient culture, and when he came in front of An Zhengchu, he felt like a layman.

An Zhengchu was shy: "It's really just a coincidence." The old principal likes to sip tea and listen to Shaoxing opera and Huangmei opera on weekdays. Isn't this because he has been influenced by working together for several years.In addition, he is familiar with Liu Yong's words.

Dian Cui on the stage didn't care what they were talking about, and stretched out his hand again: "The fourth pass, please trouble me to write down the full words of "Eight Sounds of Ganzhou"."

...Is this too difficult?

Someone shouted from below: "Cui Cui, you don't intend to let people pass the level at all, do you?"

Dian Cui covered her lips and smiled: "Oh, my family is that kind of person~~~"

Qin Han looked at An Zhengchu, and coughed softly: "It's nothing if you can't pass the test, don't put too much pressure on yourself." Even if he had a certain guess in his heart... Well, forget it, he will be more at ease if An An can't pass a little.

How could An Zhengchu not know what he was thinking, and gave him a sideways glance.

Qin Han chuckled, and quickly lowered his head to peck at the corner of his eye.

An Zhengchu glared at him, but the corners of his lips couldn't stop rising.

Hongxiu was coming over with a pen and paper that was originally placed on the table. Seeing this, she paused, hurriedly lowered her head, put the things on the small table cautiously, and said in a low voice: "Guest officer, please answer."

Anzheng glanced at it for the first time, and was immediately stunned: "I don't know how to write with a brush!"

Hongxiu bowed her head and said nothing.

Qin Han picked up the brush and looked at it, dumbfounding: "It's not a brush, it's just made to look like it." He shook his head and sighed, "If you really use a brush, it's because the system is embarrassing people."

An Zhengchu blinked, took the pen from his hand and looked at it carefully.It was indeed in the shape of a brush, but... He reached out and touched the tip of the brush, but the part that was supposed to be soft was as hard as the barrel.

...Okay, it turned out to be just a fool.

An Zhengchu held the pen with some amusement, bowed his head and began to write.Qin Han conveniently helped him press the edge of the paper.

Soon, An Zhengchu silently wrote down all the words of "Eight Sounds of Ganzhou".After reading the whole word and confirming that there were no typos, he handed the paper to Hongxiu: "Please trouble Hongxiu girl."

Hong Xiu bent his knees, turned and went out.

An Zhengchu and the two turned their attention back to Diancui on stage.

When he was silently writing "Eight Sounds of Ganzhou", Diancui kept making jokes with everyone on the stage. An Zhengchu looked at the audience talking and laughing happily, and was a little puzzled: "Didn't Hongxiu give the paper to Diancui?"

Qin Han narrowed his eyes, thinking of what Dian Cui said...

A little boy with buns suddenly ran up the stage from behind, trotted to Dian Cui and saluted, then stepped on his feet and whispered to her, Dian Cui leaned over to listen.Soon, the little boy finished speaking, he saluted Dian Cui again, and ran back to the backstage.

Everyone watched this scene with bated breath.

Dian Cui glanced around the crowd, and said with a charming smile, "Thanks to a certain honored guest, Mr. Yunzhan of our family is willing to perform a dance for everyone." She clapped her hands, and slowly stepped back, "Mr. Yunzhan, please. "

In the lobby, no, even the players on the second and third floors became restless.

"Damn it, it's the first time I've seen a famous character come out to perform!!"

"Ah, ah, hurry up and make a video!"

"Which big guy answered the question just now, I love him!!!"

"Can men dance to watch? I prefer to watch women dance."

"Go, go, you don't know how to appreciate, what's wrong with the man?"

……

An Zhengchu breathed out softly: "Is this a pass?" He asked in a low voice, "Is the performance of Mr. Yunzhan considered a pass pass?"

Qin Han frowned: "Maybe." Although he felt that it was impossible to be so simple.

The drums sounded on the stage.The passionate drumbeat is full of fighting spirit, and it is a completely different style of painting from the previous ditties.

Amidst the sound of war drums, a man in white robe leaped onto the high platform holding a sword.

"Wow--"

The crowd was noisy.

The face is like a crown of jade, the eyes are like stars, black hair and white robe, long legs and thin waist... She will never lose the appearance of the current popular stars.

Accompanied by the fast-paced drum music, the man's body moves with the sword, and his clothes flutter. There is both the softness of dance music and the mighty spirit of war songs. The combination of hardness and softness is dazzling.

"Mom, I want to sleep with him!!"

"Ahhh, I don't want to sleep with him, I want to be slept by him!!"

"Help, what kind of fairy is this!"

"I lost, I lost..."

……

An Zhengchu on the second floor also stared intently: "So handsome..."

Qin Han couldn't help feeling sour, bowed his head and bit his ear, and complained, "Baby, don't just look at other men..."

An Zhengchu was in pain, so he hurriedly covered his ears and glared at him: "Performance is for people to watch!"

Qin Han curled his lips: "I'm jealous, you are not allowed to watch!"

An Zhengchu: ...

Yes, is there anyone who says that he is jealous so openly?

The drumming on the stage became more and more intense. An Zhengchu who liked the sword dance was anxious to watch it, but Qin Han interrupted it.

After much deliberation, An Zhengchu didn't know what to do. He just stretched out his hand, pushed Qin Han's head down, kissed him carelessly on the face, and then pushed him away: "Okay, okay." After that, he immediately turned his head and continued. watch the show.

Qin Han touched the side of the face that was attacked, then stared at An Zhengchu's flushed face, and couldn't help laughing.Yes, his little cutie is getting more and more open.

There was a storm on the stage, and the figure of the dancing man became more and more rapid.

As if in the blink of an eye, the drum music stopped abruptly.The man in white put his sword back into its sheath with a swish, and stood up straight.

Her temple hair was stained with sweat, her jade face was flushed with blush, and her bright red lips parted and panted slightly.Once the tall and tall man cast aside his heroic demeanor, in an instant he turned into a beautiful man with jade quality that people can't wait to hold in the palm of his hand and take care of him.

Screams and whistles immediately filled the building.

The man in white calmed down a little, and cupped his hands: "Yunzhan is making a fool of himself." He raised his eyes to look in An Zhengchu's direction, and said in a low and tender voice, "Can you please move to the room for a chat, Mr. Yunzhan?"

Qin Han, who had been staring at An Zhengchu with a rippling smile, immediately froze: ...

Is this inviting his family to come in? !Lonely and widowed men live in the same room, and one of them is a brothel son!What do you want? !

Also, why are so many NPCs staring at his little friend? !

grass!trash game!